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[Belisaurus] you never know what your going to get like , A sexy wooomaaan or a boated guy with a deformed willy and a buckshot round in whats left of his head
[Belisaurus] its like playing russian rullette with your erection |
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<RobertRence> Okay, since I've apparently got my definitions screwed up, define a hacker for me.
<Straylight> Hackers are people who dress in fruity colors and say things like "HACK THE PLANET" and hang around with Matthew Lillard and stuff |
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* ShadiZar throws her head back and yells "oh god! yes!" - just for the fuck of it
<`KArmA> see, I don't look at it as having really dirty sex, I look at it as having a really deeply spiritual prayer session
<`KArmA> tag-team style
<ShadiZar> rofl
<ShadiZar> amen brother
<`KArmA> let us pray |
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<kinzillah> for the first month after I started using irc heavy I would say "me needs to go to the bathroom" ... etc...
<Straylight> kin: yep, ive done that
<Straylight> i actually said "slash-me will bee-are-bee" once
<Straylight> i took a couple days off after that |
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* darkLem is a little surprised with Kim Justice - Megatokyo appears on his MiniDisc
* SirLudicrus is a little surprised with darkLem's grammar |
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<Ryutaro> hard minty eyedrops?
<Ryutaro> WTFD
<miharu> oO
<miharu> WTF... D?
<miharu> What The Fuckwouldjesus Do? |
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(u00a8) join/#idle (X_[WaReZ][email protected])..
(X_[WaReZ]_) hey
(X_[WaReZ]_) do you know how 2 idle |
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<waffle> just forward all the mail locally
<Docter> can I echo mage > /home/kyle/.forward
<waffle> Kyle: i think
<waffle> then just finger kyle and see if it stuck
<Kevyn> Heh. |
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(Griff) dalnet has a small man who visits each user's home in turn,. he is like santa,
but he is the nickname man
(Griff) if you have been a good boy or girl he will let you register your nick
(Griff) if you have been bad he will make you Guest34535
(Griff) he's St. NickServ |
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<joelage-AFKage> does anyone have the "saftey regulations" on standards of building and designing speakers?
<joelage-AFKage> i know it sounds stupid but we need it
<joelage-AFKage> :/
<Silent_Remorse> Yeah, its in my "Useless Crap" folder
<joelage-AFKage> ok
<Silent_Remorse> Let me just go dig it out.
<joelage-AFKage> send away
* Silent_Remorse hits joelage-AFKage on the head with sarcasm's little brother, idiocy |
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* Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred with his mighty MAGE STAFF OF DOOOOOOOM
(Gaiden) Kirby-no-Osekkai attacks Fred hitting for 1 damage! |
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(Sloth) neighbor's house power is out.. perfect time for me to kill them
(Kirby-no-Osekkai) good idea |
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(Klarth) The faggotry express is RIGHT ON TIME
*** UltraMoogleMan ([email protected]) has joined #Trivia
(L0ne_W0lf) ...
(L0ne_W0lf) You were RIGHT
(tal) right on time indeed |
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<Kethry> Leida, you're more than a trend now
<Leida> what am i now? what can there possibly be above a trend?
<Sensai-Sakiya> god? immortal? person worshiped by all?
<Leida> you are all worshipping me?
<Ibaimendi> I never realized the line between abuse and worship was so thin. |
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<aster> what's a cervix
<aster> sounds like a bitchx script |
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<Magey> On ZNES if you press the ` key it lets you speed up the emulation, kind of like a 'fast forward'. I use it so much that I sometimes catch my self absent mindedly trying to use it when waiting for a page to load. |
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<chaossyn> i have a qu00a0 has any one here played with 5.0 dp yet
<chaossyn> and how stable is it (no believe me i have 0 intentions of running it on a production network i was just wondering how many bugs to expect ...
<|line> Incredible numbers.u00a0 It'll jump out of the box and gut you before you even have it all the way home yet.
<-- evb has quit (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<tog> it will anally rape your grandmother while pouring sugar in your gas tank
<|line> It'll stop with your grandmother, if you're lucky.
<|line> I've seen it get as far as the family dog before the national guard arrived |
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<Rafster> i just danced in front of my mirror again
<_berserk> so did I
<_berserk> got any dance techniques?
* DCC send to _berserk: how_to_dance_like_aj.mpg (10.1Mb) |
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<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :) |
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<Tseng> Look what i got @ Email :!
<Tseng> "Every time you download warez, God kills a programmer, please think about the programmers"
<Tseng> Shit then
* Tseng is AFK, Leeching Warez |
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Kira: GO OUTSIDE AND SEE METEORS NOW.
c8ie: OK
c8ie: i dunno where that fucking meteor shower is, but it's certainly not in the sky |
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<b22022> everyone that goes to public pools pees in them, its an animal instinct to leave your scent. |
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<Nicoli>u00a0 do you look like avril lavigne, screw like brittany, and talk like shakira?
<Marz>u00a0 I look like Miss Cleo, screw like Roseanne, and talk like Fran Dresher.
<Nicoli>u00a0 that would have been so hot.. if you spoke like miss cleo..looked like roseanne..and talked like Dudley moore 0.0 |
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<TheHood> yea, 2nd best team in baseball what motha fukaz
<TheHood> ws champs what motha fuckaz
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> yea
<TheHood> wha
*** TheHood has left #baseball
* Legalize- takes off his bulletproof vest
<Legalize-> i feel so much safer now.
<Legalize-> damn irc. |
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<Gonzman>I have magical sperm that creates ugly children |
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<[SAD]Kuja> ppl like you are scum
<[SAD]Kuja> i hope you fucking choke you asshole
<[SAD]Kuja> if you died and ppl dissrespected you like that
<[SAD]Kuja> would you be happy ??
<pain> no. I would be dead. |
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*** Quits: Light^NG (i got chikz in da livin' room gettin' it on, and they ain't leavin' 'till six 'n the morn')
<rhythm> what the fuck
<rhythm> i wanna go to his house |
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Snowy: I need
Snowy: To tell this guy
Snowy: ONly to press
Snowy: enter on special
Snowy: occasions |
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Snowy: Aaarrrrgghhh. These people don't even know when I"m making fun of them
Snowy: They're too dumb to even insult
ph'x: haaha
ph'x: zero intelligence = zero satisfaction |
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*** tanner has joined #support
<Tabby_Tech> Welcome to ISP Support Chat, How can we help you?
<tanner> i need a good dildo site to go to
<@jeff-ISP-away> tanner why dont you go away
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you should find a search engine like www.google.com
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: we don't provide support for things like that
<tanner> then what
<tanner> do i type in dildo shop
<Tabby_Tech> tanner: you type in whatever you want to search for in the search window
* @jeff-ISP-away thinks tanner is a little kid who learned a new word today
<tanner> I am 20 and i am a sexy woman
<@jeff-ISP-away> uh huh
<tanner> i am
<@jeff-ISP-away> and one who is about to be without an internet connection if you do not stop asking those questions in here
*** tanner has left #support |
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<vroom_vroom> my mom got fired this morning
<sXr> does she work for a telecommunications company? |
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<Gentletouch> Adonai...one day you'lllearn...there are Much better things in life to lick then carpet ;D
<Adonai> yeah, like studying a grammar book |
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(+Raven7108): Mayo can be fun but causes zits if rubbed in the wrong areas |
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<burrahobbit> "U.S. promises to go 'all the way' on Iraq"
<burrahobbit> the us is gonna get some action, i reckon
<burrahobbit> and let me tell you, iraq is one choice piece of ass |
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<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing SC played until his heart gave out
<@Rune[Somewhere]> I think dying playing a computer game is the single most embarressing way to enter the afterlife
<@Rune[Somewhere]> "So, what happened to you?" "Oh, shark attack, you?" ".......Battlenet"
<@Rune[Somewhere]> the guy playing CS died from starvation and sleep deprivation
<@skold> CS gives you fucking 5 minute breaks every 2 minutes
<@skold> youd think he could grab a snack
<@Rune[Somewhere]> no kidding |
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(@{basara}): i can live with aaygo being texan and i can live with mos and his love for the male genatalia but i draw the line at a DIET drink |
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<Elfin> Hey, it happens. I don't want you to feel that you have to apologise for anything. This is #ecchi-attack, open to all kinds of people.
<Sak> EXCEPT THE BI-CURIOUS
<Elfin> YEAH. And faggots.
<Elfin> And black people.
<Elfin> And Muslims.
<Sak> And Asians.
<Elfin> And Pakistani's.
<Sak> And Native Americans.
<Elfin> Apart from them, everyone else is okay.
<Sak> Ahem.
<Sak> FORGETTING THE JEWS ARE WE??? |
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<Jean> I typed in the tracert mail.yahoo.com now what
<Tabby_Tech> hit enter
<Jean> there is no enter button
<Tabby_Tech> on your keyboard |
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<Ilya> derrickh, do you know these women that stick oranges into their rectums? they should NOT be allowed to do THAT with their own body!
<derrickh> A bunch of men sitting in washington have no right to tell a woman what she can or cant do with her body. |
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XeonGT: my uncle took me out to lunch...at Anita's....my ass still hurts
HannibalZero: does he always expect that in return? |
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<jonathans> can you kick his ass
<Rjx> I know karate, he knows kickboxing
<Rjx> but if I punched him he'd break my network card
<jonathans> nevermind then |
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DoYouKnow: Anyone know how to describe the sequence 0.1666, 0.06666, 0.016666, 0.006666, etc, it would be greatly appreciated
Polytope: "useless" |
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<Donut[AFK]> Karte, I'd have a large depression filled with salt.
<Donut[AFK]> And have people I don't like dumped in it via helicopter.
<Eurakarte> Well, why couldn't one just walk to the edge?
<Eurakarte> I mean, the salt would pack down.
<Eurakarte> You wouldn't sink into it, it'd be like sand.
<Donut[AFK]> I'd have turbines at the bottom.
<Donut[AFK]> Their job would be to mix the bottom about, creating unpackedness.
<Eurakarte> Might work, although it would depend on the depth.
<Donut[AFK]> A hundred feet.
<Eurakarte> The cost for digging out this 100-foot depression alone would be enormous.
<Eurakarte> And placing turbines at the bottom?
<Eurakarte> And the piping system?
<Alert[BUSY]> 100-foot depression? $2.4 million dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> turbine and pipe system? $750,000 dollars
<Alert[BUSY]> approx. 250 tons of salt? $50,000 dollars
<RoSS> Putting someone in an ocean of salt just to watch them choke and die? Priceless |
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<klerck> I think they should build an airport at the WTC site so the planes can't miss the runway next time |
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<Wiebo> first you die, and then you're dead
<GFK1> when i die, that's it.u00a0 I'm buggered if i'm gonna start flying about and messin with clouds and playin harps all day.u00a0 sod that.
<GFK1> besides
<GFK1> i'd look a right twat in all that angel gear and wings and stuff |
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(@{basara}): chu beyond the blackest chu,
(@{basara}): Deeper then the deepest pika,
(@{basara}): King of pikachu who shines like gold on the sea of electric
(@{basara}): I call upon thee, swear myself to thee,
(@{basara}): Let the fools who stand before me be destroyed by the power you and I possess...
(@{basara}): PIKASLAVE!!! |
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<Silhouette> Thats sad, i screwed up while writing a note to myself and looked all over for the undo button |
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<Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
<Donut[AFK]> INSULT
<Eurakarte> RETORT
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
<Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
<Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
<Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
<Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
<Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
<Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
<Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
<Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
<Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS |
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<MuNkEy`> MuNkEy looks better than Munkey
<Munkey> looks worse
<MuNkEy`> no way
<MuNkEy`> urs looks like a babys been at it
<MuNkEy`> with the lowercase
<Munkey> indeed. random guess. FPS player?
<MuNkEy`> counter-strike. |
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