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<Guilty> Mmm
<Guilty> I love this song
<Guilty> The best is when I listen to it driving home from the beach and the sun is setting, then I crash into a lamp pole because I was looking at the sky
<Guilty> Which happens nearly daily
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Quote: 21795; Rating: 610; [+|-]
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<Mercster> ever shot a Glock?
<Eppy> i don't know any glocks, but if they're like most people i've met, i probably wouldn't mind squeezing off a few rounds at them
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Quote: 21796; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<[OsP]Kulite-cX> I was snowboarding and was like, "Screw this" so I went behind a bush and, you know.
<[OsP]Kulite-cX> "Got my freak on"
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Quote: 21809; Rating: 192; [+|-]
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<Abit667> I am gonna try to get goldfish
<Abit667> without getting busted
<Bryan> k
<Abit667> back
<Abit667> only satan would put the huge goldfish box behind a bag of chips
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Quote: 21814; Rating: 892; [+|-]
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<Swede> I WONDER WHAT GOD WAS THINKIN WHEN SHE CREATED THE MAN
<Arcadian> I wonder what MAN was thinking when he INVENTED GOD...
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Quote: 21817; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<gfm> barubary -- ok so you've spent 9 months on this, have nothing
conclusive to show for it, and even if you did manage to find
something, which we'd all bet large sums of money isn't going to
happen, its useless except to a handful of warez kiddiez in #psx?
<gfm> Don't you have anything better to do?
<Barubary> nope
<gfm> oh
<gfm> well, ok then.
<gfm> good luck
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Quote: 21825; Rating: 272; [+|-]
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<arabella> when i was about 20, old enough not to be, i got sent away from the table to my room for saying, "So today in lab we put dog testes in the blender and then," and that's as far as i got.
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Quote: 21827; Rating: 603; [+|-]
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<ChikBRB> My bagle bites tray had fuckin 10 bites
<ChikBRB> they usually have nine
<ChikBRB> THEIR LOSS HAHA
<Guilty> Wow thats quite a find
<Guilty> The gods have truely smiled upon you
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Quote: 21830; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<MrSaturn> <Sergo_k> so you say that you r a good player in CS
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> Yes.
<MrSaturn> <MrSaturn> I am l33t beyond all mortal comprehension.
<Sergo_k> no way man
<MrSaturn> Yes.
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than pley
<Sergo_k> i think you talk bvetter than play
<MrSaturn> I certainly hope you play better than you talk
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Quote: 21832; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<supers> one of the tv guide cross word makers died
<supers> i guess they barried him 6 down and 6 across
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Quote: 21838; Rating: 888; [+|-]
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<supers> race
<supers> goto
<supers> http:// So, HOT CHICKS with HUGE DICKS turn you on
<supers> You want to see BOYS FUCKED by REAL SHEMALES ?
<supers> er
<supers> http://216.65.26.84
<supers> damnit
<supers> ..
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Quote: 21842; Rating: -1151; [+|-]
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<skacore> you shut your face you nigger loving pile of intestinal feces, ill rip your bowels out and feast on them, then i'll impregnate your girlfriend and wait 7 months then unwravel her belly button and suck out all the vaginal discharge and feast upon the baby. i will fornicate your liver, then make you guzzle
gallon after gallon of putrid diarrhea. you will gag on my green logs of asshole mud butter
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Quote: 21845; Rating: 298; [+|-]
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<BlackOperations> hey i thought your internet was being taken away
<TRM> thats what i thought as well
<TRM> parents probably forgot about my bad marks or whatever reason it was that they were gonna remove cable..
<BlackOperations> whatever reason? YOU KNOW WHY :P
<TRM> hehe
<TRM> my history folder :P
<Ghand|ThiefGold> TRM's history folder:
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Barnyard XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "Cartoon XXX"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> "John Romero's Daikatana"
<Ghand|ThiefGold> It was the Daikatana that really got them angry.
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Quote: 21847; Rating: 1135; [+|-]
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<Pat_The_Bunny> my dad is such a pimp
<Spacechimp> ROFL what?
<Pat_The_Bunny> back in the day....he had these red satin sheets that are currently on my bed
<Spacechimp> um
<Pat_The_Bunny> so he walks into the room...
<Pat_The_Bunny> and pats the sheets
<Spacechimp> lol
<Pat_The_Bunny> and says, "you should see how good these sheets look with two blondes between them"
<Pat_The_Bunny> i cant sleep now
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Quote: 21850; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<Farrod> garh, most evil code EVER: assign module_power2[9:0] = ((({10{ramped_tx_on}} & tx_on2[9:0]) |
<Farrod> ({10{ramped_rx_on}} & rx_on2[9:0]))
<Farrod> & block_enable_b[9:0]) | block_default_b[9:0];
<elvisW> i'll see your evil code and raise you useless error message of the week:
<elvisW> 08/08/2002 16:54:06 FATAL ERROR PANIC : General Protection Fault (#13) at $001759E0
<elvisW> EAX=03205F94 EBX=00FD5CF4 ECX=DBB180AC EDX=67616D6A
<elvisW> ESP=0045E62C EBP=0045E64C ESI=000000B9 EDI=03205F94
<elvisW> --------------------------------------------------------------------
<elvisW> Unable to query the system log to give context.
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Quote: 21851; Rating: 66; [+|-]
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<JDonne> yeah... i remember when i was a teenager, .268193 years ago
<chikster> ur 18.268194 I assume
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Quote: 21854; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<fuck0ff> hi, does someone here know the escape sequence for a blank?
<fuck0ff> hello? a blank ?
<fuck0ff> escape sequence like 't' for tab, and blank like the things you do between words. ?
<fuck0ff> it's for a c program
<fuck0ff> has the channel #programming anything to do with, like to program?
<MadSciFab> why do u need an escape sequence for a blank space?
<MakAtak> err.. is that what you call "space"?
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Quote: 21858; Rating: 440; [+|-]
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<user> when I can figure out how to compile sex, we're going to be rich
<someone> so true
<someone> geeks everywhere will be so happy
<user> "download the latest binary of sex for Linux, or build it from source"
<someone> ummm
<someone> build from source with my options
<user> I'd have the longest configure line you've ever seen
<someone> --swallow=yes
<user> ./configure --with-toys --
<user> damnit..I wasn't done
<user> --enable-plugins
<someone> oh yah
<someone> --outside=yes
<user> --set-max-users=10
<someone> --set-max-female-users=10
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Quote: 21860; Rating: 431; [+|-]
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<McCheese> Under da sea...
<McCheese> Hi McCheese, how ya doin?
McCheese ([email protected]) is now known as Bobbie
<Bobbie> I'm doing fine
Bobbie ([email protected]) is now known as McCheese
<McCheese> oh shit, I screwed that up :)
<McCheese> BAH, I mean :(
<@Technogeek> Get help.
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Quote: 21863; Rating: 260; [+|-]
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<eMeow-v2> WTF, why is nmbd dying each time?!
<Tamahome> Meow: it hates you, it's personal.
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: you used that line already
<Tamahome> Meow: it's true.
<Tamahome> Meow: your computer is getting you back for all the years you abused it
<eMeow-v2> Tamahome: it's a new computer. The old one is locked in the cupboard.
<eMeow-v2> Oh wait. it's the old one that runs samba
<eMeow-v2> FUCK
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Quote: 21868; Rating: -182; [+|-]
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<Hydric> :P
<|Opeth|> lol
<|Opeth|> you're dumb Hydric..do you really don't know?
<|Opeth|> *laughing*
<Tetsubo> do you really dont know hydric?! *laughing*
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Quote: 21869; Rating: 289; [+|-]
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<DoInK`> i mean the other side sends me DCC Chat request and i accept it by
^T, and i don't know what to do next
<timecop> doink:
<DoInK`> Linux
<timecop> type
<timecop> /exec -o yes i want ot dcc chat
<^Spike^> err
<^Spike^> no dont do that
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
<DoInK`> i want to dcc chat
*** SignOff DoInK`: #bitchx (Excess Flood)
<timecop> holy fuck
<timecop> he actually did it
<zone`> G
<^Spike^> isnt this a help channel?
<dh> hahaha
<^Spike^> then why tell em to do stuff like that?
<dh> awwww
<zone`> grr
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Quote: 21870; Rating: -59; [+|-]
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<korrigan> - nuclear bomb accidentally released. system message: *HASTA LA VISTA BABY*
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Quote: 21874; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<[CSI]Octane-EE> sometimes i jerk off with my left hand when i need to use my mouse to browse the porn
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Quote: 21877; Rating: 1277; [+|-]
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<demografik> fuck! i attempted to make cinnamon toast but i failed. lets just say i have an overabundance of chicken seasoning toast.
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Quote: 21879; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<[ComHem]HammeR> casca; think? Whats that?
<[PASSIVE]_casca> that's the thing you do before masturbating in public
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Quote: 21882; Rating: 394; [+|-]
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(FakeBoobies): any one wanna to chat to a guy pretending to be a chick with a pic of some model off the internet, msg me
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Quote: 21889; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<SimonBob> A friend of mine was the games monitor for a linux/windows hybrid comp at school
<SimonBob> He was in charge of deleting games
<SimonBob> And he was like "Linux? That game isn't fun"
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Quote: 21892; Rating: 224; [+|-]
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<|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps
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Quote: 21894; Rating: 890; [+|-]
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<omnius> omnius > join(#www(users()))
<RoBorg> omnius == "dork"
<omnius> omnius == "genius"
<omnius> if (RoBorg() == "omnius is a genius"){RoBorg == true;}elseif(RoBorg() == "omnius is a dork"){RoBorg == banned;}else{RoBorg == "dork";}
<RoBorg> if(omnius.ban("RoBorg")) {RoBorg.violence = 100; RoBorg.rampage(); setTimeout("RoBorg.alive=false;", 360000);}
<omnius> omnius(RoBorg -> omnius.string = "omnius is a genius");
<RoBorg> omnius >> recycle bin;
<omnius> omnius -> undelete(); omnius -> deltree("c:\RoBorg");
<RoBorg> brain://omnius/ == 404
<RoBorg> omnius.split(); omnius.slice(); omnius.explode()
<omnius> $salt = guid(); RoBorg = crypt("RoBorg",$salt);
<RoBorg> DELETE * FROM existance WHERE name='omnius';
<omnius> RoBorg = broken;
<RoBorg> with(omnius){break;}
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Quote: 21896; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<PetrDoubt> I think knowing what you're talking about on IRC violates the RFC
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Quote: 21897; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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* SiaNz^^ sits on ele, "Can you smellllll what my ass is exhaling"
<ele> the smell from The Rock's cooking doesn't differ much anyway
<bubu> LoL
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Quote: 21898; Rating: 966; [+|-]
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<alisdair> context, boy.
<sev> and his trusty sidekick: punctuation, man
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Quote: 21908; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<+LC-Slayer[FS]> can i have ops in here soon
<@SkyHawk> prolly not, we need some pe0ns
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Quote: 21910; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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tigremaitre: using the 5 dollar colledge works .. :)
tigremaitre: err wrods :)
tigremaitre: dammit
tigremaitre: words even
workfox137: and hopefully a $15 spell checker
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Quote: 21915; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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<@Cain> i
<@Cain> am
<@Cain> ALIVE
<@Cain> yes iam
<@Cain> but no sleep
<@Cain> in days
<@Cain> makes me sad
<@Cain> and not here
*** Cain has quit IRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<@Domino_> was that a poem?
<@Domino_> cuz i hate drive-by prose :\
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Quote: 21918; Rating: 609; [+|-]
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<Funk> I think the puppet on the left supports my views. No, I think the puppet on the right supports my views the best. Hey, they're both held by the same man! GO BACK TO SLEEP AMERICA, YOUR GOVERNMENT IS IN CONTROL
<craNKGod> WE NEED TO REVOLT
<Funk> Trust me, you Americans are revolting enough
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Quote: 21922; Rating: 813; [+|-]
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<ws\thr> (I OWN YOU: A polite way of reminding someone that you killed them. Typically this is replied to with "FUCKING CAMPING WHORE" which means "Well done" <
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Quote: 21947; Rating: 761; [+|-]
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<SONIA420> DO U KNOW HOW TO HACK HOTMAIL ACAOUNTS
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> NO.
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> AND ALTHOUGH THIS MAY APPEAR TO BE A NON-SEQUITUR
<COLON_OPENBRACKET_OPENBRACKET> I FUCKED YOUR MUM.
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Quote: 21948; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<Frankie> hmm, ive got a sky channel in my room and im watching my dad trying to get porn on it downstairs
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Quote: 21965; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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<Midvalley> Kinjin-Zero: mod your rio to add a wireless nic
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): I could... using wi-fi, nice 54mbit connection
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): but, it'd be no use with it in the car, and me upstairs
<Kinjin-Zero> (Midvalley): easier to just plug it in on my desk
<Midvalley> technology isn't about making our lives "easier"
<Midvalley> it's about bragging rights
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Quote: 21968; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<Emilia> i didn't think i was going to do better than the 100 gallons of bean dip for the prison
<Skiltron> man, you never get good bean dip when you buy by the gallon
<darker> I bet it makes good spackle though
<Skiltron> it spackles your intestines closed
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<Lurking-Neko-Saist> I hate having Sex with peer, she makes feel so disconnected
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Quote: 21980; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<Zenith`> he went all "want a nut"
<Zenith`> and he was like "sure"
<Zenith`> and one thing lead to another, and now kort has anal warts
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Quote: 21981; Rating: 918; [+|-]
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(lupin) yeah
(lupin) I'm pissed
(lupin) I went to Wal Mart and they stopped me because I had a backpack
(lupin) and they said "We'll have to hold that for you because of recent events"
(lupin) and I said "Listen, if I were a terrorist, I think I'd pick a better place to bomb or infect than a backwater WalMart. I'd at least go hit the Super Wal Mart in Bryan because I could go get McDonalds on the way to blowing it up."
(lupin) and they let me keep my bag
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Quote: 21983; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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(tobyl) It's damn hard to schedule these things, and we're hitting major plot.
(tobyl) Not to mention my character just went up two levels.
(Fetch) wow
(Fetch) what'd you kill?
(Sancho) the DM
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Quote: 21985; Rating: 1327; [+|-]
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(kitten) One time, a friend and I were attempting to install a CD burner in his machine.
(kitten) The intstructions were translated from Japanese to English - not too bad a job, either.
(kitten) However, occasionally, they will come across a word that simply does not translate, so they will use the phoenetic Japanese.
(kitten) So we wound up with, you click here, you run this, you do that, ho-shin-kai, you remove the disk..
(kitten) Took it to a friend's father who speaks passable Japanese - he said "I think it means something like, 'to breathe the mystic spirit of the dark dragon'."
(kitten) What that has to do with CD burners, I couldn't tell you.
(kitten) But anyway.
(kitten) I believe that 'zig' is akin to this phenomenon.
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Quote: 21993; Rating: 160; [+|-]
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(ennui_) heh
(ennui_) some hophead in that channel was relating his opium-induced dreams
(ennui_) Freud would have had a field day
(Ubu) was mom in them?
(ennui_) let's just say I hope his mother has the good sense not to hug him for too long at a time
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Quote: 21996; Rating: 49; [+|-]
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<niles> when it comes to women
<niles> only one thing should be in latex
<niles> my prosthetic leg
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Quote: 21998; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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(drauku) use Slut::Redhead; require rope;
(drauku) if (@ARGV > 1) { require gag;}
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