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(Duo): HOW HARD DO I HAVE TO PULL THIS STUPID JUMPER
(Rai): hm
*** Duo has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
(Rai): That was too hard.
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Quote: 20747; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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* infinitySPZ gives it to Wolf-Olo in the butt.
* Wolf-Olo howls
<Peri> aww how cute
<infinitySPZ> $replace($1-,it,Peri)
<Wolf-Olo> Bastard
<Wolf-Olo> We were just getting close
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Quote: 20748; Rating: 608; [+|-]
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<ShadowMouse> bye
<Coan_Arcanius> bye
<[Bryan]> bye
<cams> bye
<[Bryan]> (damn we sound like a boy band)
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<clairey> a blowjob is fobbing someone off half the time because you couldnt be fucked. pardon the pun.
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<Wing_Zero> cyxx: http://www.d8.dion.ne.jp/~marquis/yamato31.jpg
<cyxx> that's like...6
<cyxx> wait..fuck
* cyxx curses his nick
<cyxx> I mean
* Nakago curses 6
* cyxx gives up and goes to the corner
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Quote: 20753; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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<Gothmog> hmmm... we keep on changing our nicks to reflect what we're doing... so how come when we're chatting, we don't change our nicks to whatever|IRC?
<Gothmog> Gothmog: asking the hard questions since 2002
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<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
<Bucky> Why stop there?
<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
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Quote: 20757; Rating: 245; [+|-]
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<[DMK]Relvox> can anyone tell me what "BUST A CAP" means?
<DrStrangelove> It means they'll friggin slit your throat if you use caps, ever again.
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<z|davies> quote: "this looks object oriented" when he saw a spinning cube on
the screen... I think he misunderstood object oriented =)
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Quote: 20761; Rating: 72; [+|-]
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<lewney> I remember being wasted last night; I went to the bathroom and shared an asla with some other guy
<lewney> cause there was a long queue
<lewney> to the bathrooms...
<lewney> yes, I'll shut up now.
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<Shastao> ...which is more disturbing, the fact we calculated a weird, weird way to go impossible distances in virtually no time, or the fact you can become a minister online? :P
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Quote: 20788; Rating: 748; [+|-]
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<Murgatroyd> You know you've been playing Nethack too much when...
<Murgatroyd> You look both ways down the corridor, start to sweat... then realise you're looking at your EMail address.
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Quote: 20872; Rating: 485; [+|-]
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<orf> animals are just refridgerators
<orf> they keep the meat fresh till yer ready to eat it
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Quote: 20875; Rating: 613; [+|-]
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<cainispissyill> YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO MATH!
<cainispissyill> GOOOOO STATISTICS!
<badtz-maru> GOOOOOOOOOOO AWAY
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<GameBot> 133. What three letters are overly used to indicate 'Laugh Out Loud'?
<Wolf-Olo> heh
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<Fraud> hehe ill never forget in math class in high school back in the day, 2 negros get in a fight and one stabs the other with a screw driver right in front of me when im like a freshman, then some black girls stands up and screams OH SHEET HE STABBED CORNBREAD
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Quote: 20920; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<[PtFe]Harrison> If I ever purchased a firearm, it'd have to be something like... I dunno... A fifty calibur sniper rifle. If I'm going to get a gun, I might as well be able to punch a hole in a tank, you know?
<[LsR]Darrian> lol
<[LsR]Hotwire> law launcher for me. if it dont blow stuff up, i dont want it.
<[LsR]Darrian> I just want something I can whip out in the middle of a strip joint and yell "suck it, bitch!"
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Quote: 20922; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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Brax-SP: Now, a for a test of group effort. Everyone decide who should ask the next question. I need a unanimous vote.
Morrolan: owch
Bruxail: Morrolan!
Xerin: Morrolan
Ildefonse: Morrolan
Morrolan: whoah
BowenTheKotoc: Morollan
Omni: Morr
Raven|E: Morollan
Primalmoon: Primalmoon
Bruxail: hehe
Omni: whered that come from :)
Ildefonse: OMG..
Faeleia: dork
Primalmoon: Morrolan I guess..
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<Chebarak> dude where you live?
<Ildefonse> i live in the netherlands
<Chebarak> right
<Chebarak> so where you live ?
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<damocles> osama bin laden is hiding in my shed. I feed him boiled cabbage once a week, and when he sleeps I read the bible to him
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<anti-hero> how do u do the quote things?
<@renetiq> anti-hero you have to write a script :P
<anti-hero> like a play?
<@Oz> rofl
<@renetiq> lol
<anti-hero> how do u do it then?
<anti-hero> i dont have time to write a play
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Quote: 20940; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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<Adrennalyne> i want icecream but its like 4am :/
<viscera> you can't always get what you want, but if you run fast enough, can tiptoe effectively and carry a large, blunt instrument at all times, sometimes, possibly, maybe you can beat it into an amnesia hazed coma long enough to play make-believe
<viscera> life is grand, no?
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<Fredo> wanna see something cool?
<Dementio> no, the last time someone said do you wnna see something cool i ended up pregnat
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<maalox> The period between clicking on a link to stileproject and waiting for the picture to load is probably the most intense feeling since when I first penetrated myself with a 2 liter
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<rzrshrp> I want food
<NickBlasta> build more farms
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<kisama_> the things i do to get my porn on
<kisama_> gonna wait until 1 am
<kisama_> then move comp into the bathroom
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gree: this girl asked me whats wrong, i told her im a different man when i run linux
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isajeep: I think you ride the man train sir.
rzrshrp: then i'll get off the next stop.
isajeep: uhhh...
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<dontgotOP> JOEJOE: cant u cut out the xbox code on a demo disc and glue it on a backup and it will play?
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[03:11] (twistedps) i believe im highly antisocial.
[03:11] <aqualyricist> ha
[03:11] <nightbreed420> me to tps
[03:12] <aqualyricist> i am so antisocial that i write down my orders at fast food carryouts
[03:12] <aqualyricist> drive throughs are a bitch tho
[03:12] (twistedps) haha yeah thats damn antisocial.
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*** panda sets mode: +vvv ecs Kitsune Warskull
*** Goonigoogoo sets mode: +vvv Beersplurgleywurgelywoo chris[sleep] JonesSoda
<afropik> I don't liek where this is going
*** panda sets mode: +m
*** afropik is now known as WTFTurnItOff
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<Pants> you know .. living in australia .. and being raised watching so much american television .. sometimes you get confused and think to dial 911 instead of 000 for emergencies
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(zerox): i thought i was going to XXX the movies website when i went to www.XXXMOVIE.com but i was pleasently mistaken
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<Lum_> From tomorrow through Labor Day, a U.S. holiday celebrated on September 3, jeans are fine for all non-customer situations, any day of the week.
<Loafman> Now, is that black jeans or all colors?
<Lum_> all colors
<Xeen> I say we push this as far as it will go.
<Lum_> I got some with no crotch
<Soulflame> ...
<Lum_> I'll wear those tomorrow
<Xeen> Ok, so not quite as far as it will go.
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<Prae> theres always a "good" replacement for uo2, like ...'hidden dragon, crotching tiger'
<Soulflame> CROTCHING TIGER?
<Grath_SC> crotching?
<CrashCat> hahah
<Greven> lol
<DarKnight> crouching panda, hidden what?
<Mako> 'crouching woman, burning sensation'.
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<Storm> ok, when my mom's friend was like 6, she was out waiting for the bus, also happened to be garbage pick-up day
<Storm> so anyways little kid is waiting for the bus, and her dog comes running out her house to see her, well...unfortunate timing placed the dog right in the street as the garbage truck was arriving
<Storm> so *BAM!* street pizza
<Storm> but then...the garbage man gets outta the truck....sees the dead dog...and just tosses it in the back of the truck, right infront of all the kids at the bus stop
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<Casm> so lemme get this straight...
<Casm> you asked for sex on the 2nd date
<Casm> and when she said no you started crying?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> and she felt sorry for ya and put out?
<Fr0id> yep
<Casm> so in order to get pussy, you gotta BE a pussy?
<Fr0id> seems like it
<Casm> i swear to god the whole fuckin world's against me!
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<@Mike> LOL. I thought my chair was squeaking
<@Mike> it was a damned bird outside
<@Kimaroo> lol
<%Blacksheep> oil the bird
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<Oz> if you move to newcastle that will allow you to live like a king
<Oz> because you can just nick a house, furniture, etc
<Oz> and then treat yourself to a e-coli mcsalmonella meal
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<exii> I was just talking to my brother.
<exii> And I said "okay, its 10:10, I have to go boot up the shower."
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<vboydx7> Why the hell are all you fucking PS2 fanboy shits here?!?
*** PSXcellent was kicked by vboydx7
*** GTA43v3r was kicked by vboydx7
*** Sony RoXors was kicked by vboydx7
<Solid Sony> Hang on..!
*** Dead_Shot_Sniper was kicked by vboydx7
*** Solid Sony was kicked by vboydx7
*** Hot2trot was kicked by vboydx7
<vboydx7> Woah, wait a minute, this isn't the Gamecube forum o_O
*** Quits: vboydx7 (No route to host)
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* Hottie_Girl thinks: OK
[Anakin`] Must have come as a shock to you.
[Anakin`] You know...thinking.
[Hottie_Girl] NO
[Hottie_Girl] I'M NOT A DUM BLOND
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Joins: StubbornBitch ([email protected])
<Analu> Dude! Every woman I've ever known just entered the chat
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<Rjx> was last day of school today
<Rjx> loads of people signed my shirt
<vampireuk> I remember some wise ass signed "wide load" on mine
<Rjx> I went round writing "www.goatse.cx" on people's
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<DrStrangelove> I used to swallow coins aswell.
<[DMK]Relvox> im too cheap to do that!
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<DrStrangelove> Yeah, save your money, man.
<DrStrangelove> It's not too late.
<[DMK]Relvox> im 16
<[DMK]Relvox> its kinda too late
<DrStrangelove> Else you'll end up like the rest of the population.
<DrStrangelove> Poor and broken.
<DrStrangelove> And ignorant.
<[DMK]Relvox> what is ignorant?
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<Road|\{ill> anybody have that picture of that fat chick sitting on a chair with the little dog underneath it?
<Road|\{ill> i need it
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<Calculus> ...YE GODS I have too many DVDs.
<Calculus> ...how do I have so many DVDs and so little money?
<Zibblsnrt> possibly because you have so many DVDs? *ducks*
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<Reno> I wonder who the joker is that is sending me such a huge e-male
<EIGHTBALL> an e-male?
<EIGHTBALL> damn
<EIGHTBALL> can I get an e-female anywhere?
<EIGHTBALL> preferrably not huge
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<ChrisF-> how all my little niglets doing?
<ChrisF-> we celebrating black histry munf in dis mofo?
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