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HolyViper7: im confused as to how i'm still allowed to breathe the same oxygen as other human beings. i just bought some tic tacs, and most of em are gone... and you know how some tic tacs get like, stuck? well, see, i didnt wanna make too much noise so i put the tic tac container in my lap and i hit the container.
it was then i realized i had testicles. it was quite painful
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Quote: 17475; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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* Techniq throws salt in FG's eyes
* FuNGuY throws ass in techo's dick
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Quote: 17483; Rating: 1056; [+|-]
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<JustNoodle> be right back
<JustNoodle> it's time for my daily sacrifice of a virgin
<meatwad_> you're committing suicide?!
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Quote: 17539; Rating: 107; [+|-]
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<Chronosla> RARs are the dingleberries of Satan, sent to torment me with mockery and derision.
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Quote: 17638; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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<sabo> i hate it when there's no toilet paper in the house.
<sabo> cause then i have to wipe my ass with maxi pads.
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Quote: 17642; Rating: 885; [+|-]
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<Squee-G> You're old school? I beta tested the mother fucking abacus!
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Quote: 17679; Rating: 264; [+|-]
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<azzl> i can getcha a cheap bmw.
<azzl> or mercedes, ya like-a the mercedes?
<azzl> there's just a little scratch on it.
<azzl> where the vin's supposed to be.
<azzl> i wouldn't worry about it.
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Quote: 17717; Rating: 997; [+|-]
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<MrFalcon> fuck... we have all this leftover shrimp, but no shrimp sauce
<tokage> maybe you should kill yourself
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Quote: 17725; Rating: 978; [+|-]
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<prok> still living at home :/
<nug> living at home is cool and all, but it sucks to kick a bitch out in the morning and she walks past my parents on the way out
<p0ng_> fuck that, i'm loving with my dad till he moves
<prok> BEST TYPO EVER
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Quote: 17728; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<Doggy^666> i have just been mentally scarred
<Doggy^666> im never gunna look in my mothers underwear drawer again
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Quote: 17749; Rating: 745; [+|-]
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<Crumbs> anyone know what the strongest painkillers you can buy are?
<Trukkie> guns
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Quote: 17771; Rating: 26; [+|-]
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<suffocate> i wanna know if thewre are any Visual Basic packets
<suffocate> under linux
<suffocate> ???
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Quote: 17784; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<Zombie> sisters are good
<Sony> She is fat
<Sony> and she smells
<Sony> like bear
<Zombie> lol
<Zombie> perfect for you
<Sony> Yeah, I'd hit it
<Sony> Wait
<Sony> I mean now
<Sony> no*
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Quote: 17813; Rating: 297; [+|-]
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<Raikenku> "Recent study shows Mac users are often more educated than Pc users"
<Magus> that's because any idiot can use a PC
<Magus> but it takes an art degree to use a mac :D
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Quote: 17828; Rating: 342; [+|-]
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<standby> i'm moving to my own office tomorrow
<standby> i feel so cool
<standby> i'll be able to mastrubate while i work
<standby> well i allready do but it will be easier
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Quote: 17837; Rating: -48; [+|-]
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<Pete^> I
<Pete^> accidently
<Pete^> :)
<Pete^> married
<Pete^> a guy
<Pete^> ;p
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Quote: 17840; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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(grasmaaie) so they know who is 127.0.0.1 when he floods all the day...
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Quote: 17843; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<Halo_Four> hm, I never knew that
<DiViL`> no offence but what you don't know could fill a warehouse
<DiViL`> :P
<KnightOwl> hahah
<DiViL`> I could fill an oil tanker
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Quote: 17861; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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<ouija666> this gay guy was bitching about only being with guys with small dicks
<ouija666> which is pointless if you have a gaping queer anus
<ouija666> so i say like
<ouija666> he needs a tattoo on his ass that reads 'you must be this tall (arrow) to ride this ride'
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Quote: 17863; Rating: 357; [+|-]
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<WntBgAsLg> RU people here every night?
<mthw> no sorry this is a 1 time thing
<mthw> channel breaks up by tomorrow
<mthw> we tour irc, go chan to chan
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Quote: 17864; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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iamouija: Because I'm Jewish
iamouija: and eVERYONE HATES JEWS
fireydarkness: I didn't know you were jewish
fireydarkness: bitch I hate you, go away -.-
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Quote: 17868; Rating: 762; [+|-]
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<RadAghazt> I bought rice vinegar to make sushi. Now to figure out how.
<RadAghazt> Ok.
<RadAghazt> There are instructions on the bottle, but...
<RadAghazt> they're in Japanese.
<RadAghazt> At least I think they're instructions.
<RadAghazt> This might say "death to all gaijin with this poisoned export rice vinegar" for all I know.
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Quote: 17871; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<Anton> Facial stabbing. Oozing blood. Shotgun vaginally inserted. Brains splatter over the wall. GrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Anton> is a good death metal track
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Quote: 17873; Rating: 322; [+|-]
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<Kerpal>the Cd-key is 56dsr67x
<vR|Sn00kie>Wont work....hmm
<kerpal>Hmm....it is x as in zebra
<vR|Sn00kie> you are stupid
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Quote: 17874; Rating: 277; [+|-]
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insectouch: oh, i hought the whole cancer thing was just something you made up so you didnt have to go out with me tonight
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Quote: 17881; Rating: 458; [+|-]
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<Heinz89> seen alric
<Plaidhawk> [email protected] was last seen by me in #stars! 11m 22s ago saying: !seen heinz89
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Quote: 17884; Rating: 31; [+|-]
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<[NM]-K0ld> Looking for a GREAT time with GREAT people? Join #gaychat!
*** [NM]-K0ld has left #cc.
<Rezox> wtf? gay people arent great
<Rezox> gay people are gay
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Quote: 17885; Rating: 206; [+|-]
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<phelanR> [Fserve Active] - Triggers:[!donkeysandgoatsex] - Users:[64/69] - Sends:[63/71] - Queues:[5/5] - Min CPS:[5kB/s] - subject:[donkey/goat porn] - Bytes Sent:[86.47GB] - Files Sent:[912] - Upload Speed:[18.7kB/s] - Download Speed:[26.5kB/s] - Total Bandwidth:[45.2kB/s]
<Niteling> what the hell is this junk doin in a chat channel
<captain_tarik> gotta give him credit
<Niteling> ?
<captain_tarik> 64 is a helluva lotta people to download donkey and goat porn
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Quote: 17886; Rating: 308; [+|-]
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Tom - "Are you using networking cable to pull the sled?"
Dave - "Yea, it's only 10baseT, but it should be fast enough."
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Quote: 17887; Rating: 928; [+|-]
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<ShowHour> Any hot girls with a cam free for chat?
<Hot^Gay_Male> yes
<Hot^Gay_Male> msg me
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Quote: 17893; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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<barbye> wtf is this
<barbye> teh purpose
<barbye> WHAT IS THE PURPOSE
<barbye> IN LIFE
<bass_freak> There is no purpose in life... =(
<barbye> i know SO WHAT R WE DOING
<barbye> LETS ALL KILL OURSELVES
<johnny69> mhmm.. ok
<bass_freak> good idea!
* barbye bbl, [SUICIDE]
* johnny69 bbl, [SUICIDE]
* bass_freak bbl, [SUICIDE]
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Quote: 17894; Rating: 233; [+|-]
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<Polaris[LovesChii]> Speaking of poke 4
<Polaris[LovesChii]> I wonder if anyone has some pokemon pr0n
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Like I said before.........Misty IS HOT!!!!!!!!!!
<Polaris[LovesChii]> Squirtle isn't too bad either
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Quote: 17895; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<Xetrov`> bbiab
<Xetrov`> gonna go swim with my sister
<[VeRT]> kinky
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<deh> fuck
<deh> man lead singer of hanson
<deh> fuck shes so hot
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Quote: 17900; Rating: 237; [+|-]
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<Shadowline> kinda quite in here lately ? What seems to be the problem ?
<PovRayMan> fap fap fap
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Quote: 17902; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<ZaphHD> I almost bought a kiddy pool today...thought about filling it up with
water and filling myself up with beer in the back yard
<ZaphHD> but it reminded me too much of homer simpson
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<George> : Walmart is selling Linux boxes now.
<George> : Onward and upward.
<George> : Once you get them in the Walmart's, Cosco's, and K-Mart's, world domination is near.
<3hreeD> : yeah george but there's only so much you can do with those linux boxes
<George> : Yeah, like run the net.
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Quote: 17915; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<incubus[]> say oreo while holding your tounge
<incubus[]> it sounds like, i don't know
<Algorithms> say pig fucking bastard while holding your tounge .. it sounds like .. pig fucking bastard
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<fester> Gunn: wtf are you doing?
<fester> exercising process creation?
<GunnX> something like that
<fester> you'll bend your fork() :)
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<Algorithms> DareDevil2002: I am saying I am wishing for stable woody
<PaC> Algorithms: perhaps viagra can help you with that
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<waramp> so I was fucking this guy in the ass right? and he turns around and kisses me!
<waramp> what a fag!
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<baboo> Takin' the ol' skinboat to Tuna Town.
<JakeD> Doing the five-knuckle shuffle on the piss-pump.
<baboo> 'Course, when I masturbate, I use only three fingers. More grip that way.
<baboo> I've got enough foreskin to open a KFC.
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Quote: 17929; Rating: 46; [+|-]
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<InSoc> DEAR INVESTORS: HOW NOT TO MAKE STOCKS GO DOWN: _STOP SELLING STUFF_
<InSoc> Heh.
<Destruya> That can only be done by incredibly large amounts of trading
<MrEnthusiasm> it doesnt help that a bunch of big companies are going down in flames so people panic and sell thinking others will also burn and in fact promote them to die as well
<quatoria> there's every reason for investors to think other companies will burn
<quatoria> the recent accounting problems are indicitive of a much larger decay within corporate america, and investors know it.
<quatoria> they also know bush trying to present himself as a corporate reformer is a total frigging joke.
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Quote: 17931; Rating: 142; [+|-]
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<MrEnthusiasm> ugh, new david bowie cd boasted that it had interactive multimedia on it
<MrEnthusiasm> what it meant was 2 buttons, one to play the cd and one to connect to a site
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Quote: 17939; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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<Neo_Rockman> ummm... if it's friday the 7th, does this mean that in 7 more days it will be friday the 13th?
<Neo_Rockman> wait..
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Quote: 17941; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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<GameFang11> He says, and he pulls out sword from the wall
<GameFang11> he loses 3 HP
<GameFang11> The Thief attacks Christ
<Chris-Hotwire-Ashtear> hehehe
<GameFang11> DAMN! *Chris
<Drakkor> man
<Drakkor> you are going to hell
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Quote: 17942; Rating: 238; [+|-]
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<Jibble> I got a 3.5 this semester :D
<Jibble> I so thought I'd failed that history exam too
<MrEnthusiasm> its a computer error
<MrEnthusiasm> you should be getting a letter in the mail rather soon explaining why your financial aide has been revoked
<Jibble> I don't have any financial aid
<MrEnthusiasm> got the letter I see
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Quote: 17944; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<Jarp> i am 19 years old
<Jarp> the big 2.0, if ya add up the numerals
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Quote: 17945; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<Iggz> screw it
<Iggz> i'm gonna put this cottage cheese on my sandwhich
<Iggz> and no ones gonna stop me
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Quote: 17946; Rating: 175; [+|-]
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<Smaointe> giving birth to anything made of glass would be a pretty tricky business
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