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<billf> if someone tried to pull a "surprise" prostate exam on me, I'd get up and leave
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<tim``> i dont
<tim``> have pants
<tim``> im poor
<Unforgiven> lol
<Unforgiven> loin cloth?
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<celebrity_nitwit> scrotum
<W0RMW00D> scrotum
<d1rge> damn im hungry
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<Kirke> I had interests too
<Kirke> But they all ended in court
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<BiMP> i got a complete computer part list to buy
<BiMP> oh what fun
<Einsteini> what will be even better is recieving all the parts, just like xmas :D
<BiMP> yeah
<BiMP> and they better not be in peices
<BiMP> *glares at santa*
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Quote: 17966; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<ALT--F4> im a irc nerd
<ALT--F4> i have spend up to 14 hours on here at a time
<ALT--F4> its my favorite thing until i remember that i have a penis.
<Majin-Buu> k you are weird
<Majin-Buu> ill have to take ur nick into consideration
Parts: Majin-Buu ([email protected]) [21 users]
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Quote: 17967; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<LlamaKing> i spell disc with a C when referring to cd's, and with a k then referring to floppies :o
<Ace0522> sometimes i'll lable a vcd disc1 and disk2
<Ace0522> it's just random with me
<LlamaKing> heh
<Ace0522> sometimes i accidently write dick b/c im thinking of both...and the "S" just gets dropped out
<LlamaKing> LOL
<Ace0522> then i scratch it out best i can and re-write it
<LlamaKing> dick1 and dick2
<LlamaKing> haha
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Quote: 17971; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<SaM`E> wh00p im getting an amp and 2 12" subs for my car :P~~~~~~
<SaM`E> 1400 installed wif a dual sub box
<glacius> that'll sound good...
<glacius> till they're stolen.
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Quote: 17973; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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<Lyfe> definition of porking: going to the club with the intention of sleeping with the fattest hoe you can find, in the hopes your bitch will be fatter then the ones your buddies pick up, so you get the pot of money.
<Lyfe> oops, wrong channel =/
<Lyfe> disregard
Morlack coughs
<Rakash|HoW> Lyfe you need a little timeout?
<Morlack> No, I think he needs a better plan at getting women.
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Quote: 17975; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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A_Dab_of_Drunkey : so the lesson learned from that is if i hit someone with something, say....my dick, theyd blow it? watch out olsen twins!
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<MixieArmadillo> hahaha
<Mnementh4> if you tell me, I will have to commit sepuku
<MixieArmadillo> is that anything like oragami?
<Mnementh4> more messy, but the concept is basically the same
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<meenk> I hate when I am walking through the produce section at the store and they stop me and say "why are you stealing our canteloupe?"
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<Phix> 70lbs of plutonium fell into san francisco bay off some ship or something
<Phix> did it cause any freak deformities?
<Phix> well it is San Francisco
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Quote: 17983; Rating: 597; [+|-]
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<indecisive> I WISH I WAS LIKE 5
<indecisive> I COULD START ALL OVER
<indecisive> LIKE HEY, I COULD PRETEND TO NOT BE ABLE TO MOVE MY LEGS
<indecisive> AND WENT AROUND IN A WHEELCHAIR LIKE ALL MY LIFE BUT EXERCISED MY LEGS SECRETLY AND THEN JUMPED OUT AND STARTED BREAK-DANCING
<Fishfood> YOU COULD GO TO A CRIPPLE CONVENTION AND GET UP IN THE MIDDLE AND SHOUT 'GET WITH THE FUNK' AND JUMP ON THE TABLE
<indecisive> WHILE I'M WISHING, I WISH I HAD FIVE THOUSAND DOLLARS
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<RuTaLiA> i *know* im a receptionist, but it would make my job a lot easier if ppl wouldnt call up here
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<GoreGasm> i'm sure i could beet you up, and i would
<th0m> *laying on sidewalk covered in beets*
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<destruct> my boss just said o/~ be a man o/~
<archon> did he say it while removing his belt?
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* Elysian changes topic to 'Metallica is the best thing to happen to pop since Micheal Jackson'
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<danie2> do you have a gf?
<ieatrocks> hahahahahah
<ieatrocks> wow, thanks for even asking.
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<cam[gt]> is it bad if you're driving down the road and see an address on a mailbox that's 1394, and the first thing you think of is firewire?
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<Rival|prophecy> god some guy named whois keeps messaging me with all this hacker shit
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Quote: 18038; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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<Worsemaker> public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }
<Seigfried> You forgot your close brace, Worsemaker.
<Seigfried> And the else is extraneous.
<Seigfried> And I don't think you need the "public" unless it's actually in a class.
<Seigfried> And THAT has infinite levels of recursion. ;P
*** Worsemaker was kicked by Mandoric (C++ kick. =p)
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Quote: 18047; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<BladeXT> hehe www.geekissues.org is a pretty cool site
<Videl17> wtf does Gee Kiss Ues mean?
<BladeXT> *sigh*
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Quote: 18080; Rating: 873; [+|-]
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<wombat> Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser
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<eleven> hitler
<eleven> that fucking jew
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Quote: 18126; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<Carlton>I see someone walking down the street wearing all black I think, "Probably has a favourite Linux distribution."
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[08:40] <GreenNight> voodoo mmm
[08:41] * GreenNight is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
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Quote: 18137; Rating: 149; [+|-]
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<MofieJoe> if that really is wabby's sister
<MofieJoe> he should think about fucking her
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<heffster> next thing on my to do list is to lose my virginity
<heffster> i'll probably have to fork out money for that too
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* DiscoFever ignores all you dicks
<Joelz> Good.
<Joelz> You shouldn't be looking at our penises anyway.
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Quote: 18143; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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* compl3x is away (sleeping with kilrathi's mom)
<KilrathiX> hey!
<KilrathiX> that's my job!
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Quote: 18144; Rating: 48; [+|-]
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<TK-42-1> what the hell is philatio?
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Quote: 18149; Rating: 327; [+|-]
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<JonnyButt> dont you hate it when you are making out with a chick
<Dunebug> no
<JonnyButt> and she has a penis
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Quote: 18154; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<Aquanda> that would be cool if we were both whacking off at the same time to natalie portman
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Quote: 18160; Rating: 287; [+|-]
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<MaxPower> so I'm on this ftp site today
<thammy> haha
<thammy> that sounds like the beginning of a bad geek joke
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<tbone22> today is my housemate's bday...what should i buy him...he just turned 23
<Dirge> a big fat penisdildo
<tbone22> he's hetero
<tbone22> (are there other kinda of dildos?)
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Quote: 18162; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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Wangtangs2 <AUTO-REPLY> : taking a dump ;) >:o PUSH!!!
PRoGRaMMeRQ: I'm taking a screenshot of that and pasting that on my front website
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Quote: 18164; Rating: 633; [+|-]
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<LaBOMBa> I forfeited a wrestling match to this dude becuase his name was Dick Harden
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Quote: 18174; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<netmunky> i just ate
<orange1> he says as he returns from the bathroom
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Quote: 18202; Rating: 65; [+|-]
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<GrandTheftNintendo> wtf is an oligarchy
<confusedd> a cross between a monopoly and an orge
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Quote: 18208; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<runedx2> the other day... my cat was in my lap.. and i was petting it. but then i realized there wasn't a cat in my lap. :(
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Quote: 18220; Rating: 8; [+|-]
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<jesus_> my healing hands be drivin tha virgins wild.
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Quote: 18223; Rating: 526; [+|-]
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<PowrSlave> Ah yes, everything I know I learned from Grand Theft Auto 3. For example, if I need a ride across town and there's a squad car nearby, I just punch the nearest old lady. When the cops get out of their vehicle to fight me, I steal the car. That gets me Warning Level 1, but all I have to do is hide in an
alleyway for 30 seconds and the cops will forget all about me. Great learning tool.
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Quote: 18230; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<ZondrZout> Dammit, something is coming out of my ass!
<ZondrZout> brb
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Quote: 18231; Rating: 12; [+|-]
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<Wolf_> Oh shit, just realized i tasted my sperm during masturbation ! :D
<CZ> Sick, how the hell did you managed do that ?
<Wolf_> Well, uh, the pressure was so high...
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Quote: 18234; Rating: 63; [+|-]
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<C-rEs:#slackware> isnt it recommended to keep ports apart? like you dont want to use port 1035 and 1036 at the same time?
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Quote: 18236; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<Sniperwolf> Im intending to whip you with meh cat5 if you dont shut up!
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Quote: 18237; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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<afhersn> I'm a trojan infected computer set to spam. I got this way because I went to a p0rn site someone messaged me. I'm an idiot. Find an IRCop and get me klined please!
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Quote: 18253; Rating: 238; [+|-]
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<[Piratez]> so what kinda job you got?
<drunkers> i wash dishes
<[Piratez]> at a resturaunt?
<drunkers> no, at home
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Quote: 18254; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<RtWhO> oh shit the shower hurt me......I got in turned the water on, the water pressure is amazing, well anyways it knocked me down....I hurt my ass bone
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