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<MatthewH12> i heard StrokIt lets u use mouse 'gestures' to tell your computer what to do
<isajeep> takes mouse inputs creates shortcuts
<NickBlasta> ok so if you move your mouse up and down really fast will it go to a porn site?
<isajeep> you can do that nick
<NickBlasta> sweet
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Quote: 17258; Rating: 257; [+|-]
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<Rzrshrp8> and they told this kid that they were gonna have a fapping contest and whoever comes first wins....they all turned the lights out and started making sounds, then turned the lights on and only the kid they played the trick on was doing it
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Quote: 17260; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<Hoju> I'm not going to stalk you or anything.
<BioHazard> yeah right mr stalky mcstalker
<Hoju> rofl
<BioHazard> if that is your real name
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Quote: 17262; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<RatBreath> my joystick still wont work
<NickBlasta> take breaks between fapping
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Quote: 17267; Rating: 72; [+|-]
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<epic> so are MP movie rips good?
<Tetrad> I don't know, I'm just an op
<Tetrad> I can kick people, that's about it :P
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Quote: 17269; Rating: 137; [+|-]
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<isajeep> I told pagan I was purging my system and she thought I was fapping
<isajeep> wtf
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Quote: 17270; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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<RatBreath> bah, i wanted to play jk2 and i get 200+ pings with dc running
<NickBlasta> as it should be
<RatBreath> so i close dc until im done
<NickBlasta> to think, after this I'll have nothing queued from you
<RatBreath> ....
<RatBreath> you've been one of my slots for what? a month?
<NickBlasta> :)
<RatBreath> this will be strange
<RatBreath> and liberating
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Quote: 17271; Rating: 954; [+|-]
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<Tetrad> the program I just wrote 1) compiled the first time without any errors and 2) worked like it was supposed to
<Tetrad> I don't know whether to be proud or scared to death
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<0dan0> i have peed like 10 minutes in the last 5 minutes
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<ceejamon> fapping is pretty much what everybody using this program for, if that answeres your Q.
<Kendrak> omg
<Kendrak> they might as well rename Kazza to "Free p0rn!"
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<Tetrad> holy shit
<Tetrad> I found a sword worth 110000
<hoho> holy shit
<hoho> no ones cares
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Quote: 17281; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<Spud> When I can't play my games I like to smash things
<Spud> Or fap
<Tetrad> same thing basically
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Quote: 17291; Rating: 1108; [+|-]
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<Isajeep> in fotr when gandalf first goes to see that other gay wizard what does he first say to him?
<NickBlasta> stfu noob
<Setzer> stfu noob
<CRC> he says: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"
<CRC> we should get the script to LOTR and make it l33t
<DC4ever> CRC - and then add subtitles to the avi of it, and rename it "L0rd of teh r1ngz0rs!"
<CRC> legolas: chex0r this out! *stabs orc in eye with arrow* LOL! di3 f00l! *shoots another orc with arrow* pwned!
<[H]Slacker> divx?
<NickBlasta> orc: CHEATER CHEATER WALLHACK!!1
<CRC> (when pippin/merry/whichever the fuck knocks the armor down the well) Gandalf: omg, noob!
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Quote: 17295; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<Claus> I was a female black woman in a past life according to this site
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<Enhanced> but ya i'm gonna paint my intake on my car
<Enhanced> can i use spray paint?
<NT5> ummm..... what other kind of paint did you think there was available?? latex flat wall?
<Roppongi> finger paint
<Enhanced> i just dont wanna use paintbrush kind of paint
<NT5> lol
<NT5> paintbrush kind of paint.... that's good
<NT5> get out the roller billy-bubba
<Enhanced> well shit i dont know anything about paint
<Enhanced> except finger paint
<NT5> we gonna paint us a car
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<Claus> I sell children to old women
<Claus> and they stuff them up their uterus
<Isajeep> oh my god
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Quote: 17323; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<[Banned-H]G-Daddy> oh geez, oh geez... my roomate was doing a mission in GTA3 (the one where you pick up the limo and all the mafia guys), well anyways, all the fish trucks are hitting him and blocking him in. finally he gets by but not before he catches fire and blows up.. he then punches his monitor, that's when i
leave. i hear a keyboard getting slapped something hitting a wall and stuff falling off his desk.. all to the words of "FUCK YOU, FUCK THIS, GOD DAMNIT! FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT!!!" oh jesus, he was sincere too.. it's like that vid where the guy threw his monitor down the stair well
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<[56]Firestorm_dude_slick> is there anyway to play a 350 mhz game on a 300 mhz processor?
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Quote: 17327; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<Dragon-Beast> Not being a genius doesn't mean I would be a dumbass.
<Frozen-Solid> in your case it does
<Dragon-Beast> My case?
<Dragon-Beast> Why would it be my case?
<Frozen-Solid> because you are a dumbass
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<MisterZ> You're all retards, only retards join this channel hahahaha!
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<Xetrov`> im gonna go try out this "physical activity" shit i keep hearing about
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Quote: 17335; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<Balatro> Electroly: It died on me once and wouldn't restart. I had to ps -aux or whatever the fuck it is and kill the process. Then it started fine.
<Electroly> ah, nothing good old `ps aux | grep Proteus | awk '{print $2 }' | xargs kill -9` won't fix.
<Electroly> much better, that worked.
* Gandalf stares at Electroly
<Gandalf> And I thought I was a Unix dork.
<Balatro> Yeah, it was so much less effort to do that then to type a command, quickly see the process and kill it by PID :)
<Electroly> you are a unix dork
<Electroly> Balatro: there were like 10 Proteus processes, dude.
<Balatro> Funny, I had 1 ;)
<Electroly> dunno where these all came from, but i killed them all.
<Electroly> now all is well
<Gandalf> Electroly: I understand ps, grep, and xargs. Explain how that awk thinger works, though? :)
<Electroly> Gandalf: awk is pretty simple. it treats the stdin as a bunch of columns
<Electroly> and lets you reformat the output. { print $n } is typical, where n is the column number to print out.
<kurros> AWK AWK MOTHER FUCKER
<Electroly> it uses whitespace as the column delimiter by default, but you can change that by some argument to it
<Gandalf> ah, and in ps aux the PID is the second column, thus $2, right?
<Electroly> yup
<Electroly> you can do other stuff with awk, like awk '{ print "Whee! The PID for " $10 " is " $2 "!" }'
<Balatro> It makes me hot when you talk unix.
<Electroly> rm -rf /home/Balatro
<Balatro> That's /homo/Balatro, honey :)
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*** Topic is '#Animorphs: Part of a complete breakfast! Now with Vitamins A, B1, OMG and WTF!'
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<reston> make jizz ice cubes
<reston> thats a fun party prank
<stu> you realize that's cryogenics
<reston> yeah but imagine when a chick puts one in her drink
<stu> what if she puts it up her twat
<reston> the sperm will be dead
<stu> she could get pregnant from an icecube
<stu> no it wouldn't
<reston> yea it would
<stu> uh.
<stu> how do you think IVF works?
<reston> theyre organisms
<reston> theyd die
<reston> i dunno
<reston> you know too much about sperm
<stu> well, i have a lot.
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<homeslice> <Arbo> I'm making a personal call to tell someone I'll be working through lunch, and I get fired for it.
<kitten> A PERSONAL CALL
<kitten> YOU MONSTER
<kitten> YOU SHOULD BE HANGED
<homeslice> He's going to hell now.
<homeslice> That's like the 14th commandment.
<homeslice> On the tablet that Moses broke.
<kitten> I think the 11th was "Thou Shalt Not Pay A Lot For A Muffler".
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Quote: 17345; Rating: 90; [+|-]
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<Mal> dom: hey, when are you gonna put the MMM pics up? or did you not recieve any yet? :]
<kinzillah> Mal: why do you want pictures of men in boxers?
<Mal> kinzillah: because I was one of them :]
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Quote: 17346; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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<harb> I'm good at designing things, usually.
<harb> Implemting is another matter. :|
<harb> Implementing. blah.
<homeslice> Spelling also poses a problem.
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<kinzillah> I'm going to build a random number generator that works, it will be a small mechanical device that shakes dice and then reads what number came up, then we will have real random number in computers, none of this seeding with the timer shit.
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<+ParaBytes> i have this weird problem
<+GoodScrat> rub vasoline on it and don't play with it for a week
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Quote: 17357; Rating: 51; [+|-]
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<||Rune||> and I do have it , but I dont dcc
<Nullifier> Use a DCCondom ||Rune||
<||Rune||> dude they break
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(@Thwark): if masturbating improved penis growth, not only would we all *know*, but it would have entire library wings dedicated to the study.
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Quote: 17363; Rating: 59; [+|-]
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<@SixSyx6> ugly is ok as long as I don't have to kiss them
<@SixSyx6> or look at them
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<LoRdZephyR> i cant swim
<roboman20> i thought only people with down syndrome couldnt swim
<LoRdZephyR> WELL YOUR WRONG WHORE
* roboman20 hands zeph a chromosome
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Quote: 17380; Rating: 867; [+|-]
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<SLC> there is a new mp3 addon in the defalt mIRC-releases!!
<SLC> if ya wan to hear a Backstreet Boys song then type /quit playing games with my heart
<SLC> some guy i just talked to said so!! he said it only worked with that song at first, to make it active!!
*** SLC ([email protected]) Quit (playing games with my heart)
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Quote: 17388; Rating: 508; [+|-]
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<TheBusDriver> the ping from me to the end of my penis is like 3 minutes
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Quote: 17389; Rating: 65; [+|-]
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<CardboardArmor> The Great Unclean One will get around to your sheet when he isn't busy. Or masturbating. Whatever comes first.
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Quote: 17390; Rating: 700; [+|-]
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<@Afterglow> what's the point of irc anyway
<@Afterglow> everyone idles
< destruct> the "point" is that if you take the third word spoken on the second tuesday of every month of the the third person down in each channel you visit on irc, they will form a description of the path to the lost city of atlantis
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<Danelope> I'm trying to set a password, and they're telling me it's invalid.
<Danelope> Because it can be "derived from another word".
<harb> Yeah.
<harb> It's just calling to passwd, I bet.
<Danelope> They're forcing you to use randomized passwords.
<Danelope> That's fucking retarded. Especially for an FTP-only account.
<harb> Heh.
<Danelope> "Duhhh. You're creating an FTP-only account with its home limited to a single non-primary folder on the Web server! Let's give you shit about a password!"
<Danelope> "Duhhh! There's absolutely no way this information can be used to compromise the system! But we'll still harass you here!"
<homeslice> Make it "Dr3amh0stsu|<s5hit"
<Danelope> "Sorry, that password can be derived from 'dreamhostsucksshit', which is a common password."
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<SAMMY> i'm so fucking HAMMERINAEOAED
<SAMMY> i'm getting pototao ships
<SAMMY> chiptns
<SAMMY> fuck it
<LoRdZephyR> SHIPS
<LoRdZephyR> LOL
<LoRdZephyR> gonna go sailing?
<SAMMY> fucking chopked on a ship
<SAMMY> CHOCKING NO FUCKING SHIPS
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<hepkitten> also i appear to have lost my bf
<hepkitten> :<
<kinzillah> "lost"? does he respond to ping?
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<Blade> what's for supper my beautiful wife?
<Blade> you on a silver platter?
<Blade> CPU: AMD Athlon Thunderbird clocked at 1453.26 MHz
<Blade> OS: Microsoft Windows 98 Second Edition [4.10.2222]
<Blade> RAM: 257MB / 512MB <29% load>
<Blade> Video: NVIDIA GeForce2 MX/MX 400 (1024x768x16 bits) <63MB/64MB video RAM>
<Blade> Sound: SB Live! Wave Device (Driver Version: 5.0) [Stereo]
<Blade> Network Interfaces: NDIS 5.0 driver (Ethernet) <10000000 bps> [5.4 MB received / 0.3 MB sent]
<Blade> Disk: a: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB....c: (WINDOZE)[FAT32]: 4.4GB/4.9GB....d: (BUZINESS)[FAT32]: 12.4GB/12.6GB....e: (PLEAZURE)[FAT32]: 22.0GB/23.7GB....f: ()[]: 0.0GB/0.0GB
<Blade> Uptime: 0 days, 1 hrs, 2 mins, 3 secs
<SK> what a great prelude to sex.
<SK> system information.
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<tytu> does anyone ever pull hisself?
<r0mulus> what?!
<tytu> when you pull your...you know
<r0mulus> hmm
<r0mulus> no
<r0mulus> i don't
<r0mulus> know what you mean
<tytu> you wrap your hand around your dick and then start to pull up and down
<r0mulus> umm... i think your in the wrong channel
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Quote: 17419; Rating: 29; [+|-]
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<RoXyaNGeL> any guy who is skinnier than his gf or has bigger boobs than her is wrong -_-
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Quote: 17421; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<isd> if I could suck my dick, I would never leave my house
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<Jemm> this is where he gets his inspiration from
<ZondrZout> I almost spend more time IRC'ing than I spend painting and creating art!
<Morfi_> uhm inspiration from irc ? what do you mean ?
<Jemm> well, talking with bunch of lunatics give funny ideas ;)
<ZondrZout> Not to mention a good QDB!
<Morfi_> QDB what it is ?
<ZondrZout> Quasi Donderende Boombladeren
<ZondrZout> It's Dutch for something like 'positive energie'
<Jemm> QDB is all around us. It binds the Universe together
<Jemm> Use the QDB, ZondrZout!
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<BluBandit> hello kitty is one cat i'd like to violate
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Quote: 17435; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<Pete[z]> my mate gaz was trying to get a blowjob from this girl ok
<Pete[z]> so, he dipp'd his nob in dip cheese at this party
<Pete[z]> anyway
<Pete[z]> so she sucke dhim off
<Pete[z]> then her mother came home
<Pete[z]> grabbed a biscuit
<Pete[z]> and straight for the cheese dip
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Quote: 17450; Rating: -101; [+|-]
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*** Yoshi has quit IRC (Quit: and they found the remains of the child in a tattered, cum-soaked, Care Bears bed sheet.)
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Quote: 17452; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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<emp|whiskey> icq??? who still uses that?
<jud_> pervs
<zapp> i do
<zapp> oops
<zapp> oh damn.
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<Diamond> I just got done watching porn.
<Diamond> Which has great music.
<Leper_Mess> ..you watch porn for the music?
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