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<Fryth> anyone seen the movie pi
<Murdock> I saw it 3.14 times. |
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<\windows\system32\format> /run $me |
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* Zimbu finds Perl funny
<Zimbu> It's the only programming language that forces you to use as many emoticons as possible |
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<Mr_sLacKeR> were do i find crosshair files and were do i instal them too?
<Jade-> the internet and your computer |
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<Murdock> r2d2 isnt a robot.. it's a droif
<Murdock> er.. droid
<jitspoe> r2d2 isn't a robot, it's a midget in a tin can! |
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* jitspoe feels fembot... fuzzy
* Fembot shaved
<jitspoe> not there you didn't |
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<Sasquatch> in 20 years schindler's list will be the subject of MST3K
<Sasquatch> <Crow> He's Makin a list, and checkin' it twice. <TomServo> I don't get it, is he naughty? or nice? |
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<nein> what unix o.s. should i install on a 486 with 7megs ram?
<nein> laptop
<A-KO> Trashcan with kernel I.7.5u-ck.5
<A-KO> :)
<nein> is that a free download?
<nein> heheh
<nein> will it run aol? |
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(jR): unix is weak.. I prefer to use Pascal |
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<UBeR> If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends? |
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<Tac0> FiZi
<Tac0> are u connected to the internet?
<FiZi2> What the fuck do you think |
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<Ice_raven> um has anyone tried BearShare
<slash> it sounded a bit too faggotilicious for me
<Ice_raven> it is
<slash> okay, that's good.
<slash> no false advertising there! |
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<ToXiC> i bet in < 2 years, when someone get's pulled over by the police, they will hear "Can I please have your MSN Passport" |
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<Chikster>Does anyone know if I can DL a complete version of photoshop on the net?
<Gary> They have photoshop on Pcs...
<Chikster> God why do newbies all try an help me.. |
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<jade> don't become one of them
<jade> geeks = evil
<jade> except as sex slaves.
*** jade was kicked by Pita (be nice to geeks. They make IRC possible.) |
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<Amira_nu> hey nothing wrong with loving G-d both ways
<Melech> loving god both ways sounds rather kinky |
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<dsif0r> that lil clip dude
<dsif0r> that microsoft uses
<dsif0r> he rules.
<quish> ...
<quish> no he doesnt
<quish> he's annoying as hell
<dsif0r> yes he does
<dsif0r> he always cares about my feelings
<dsif0r> people just treat him like shit
<dsif0r> and hes only there to help. |
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<Saveth> THE FOLLOWING INFORMATION IS STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL AND PROPRIETARY AND SHOULD NOT BE TAKEN OUT OF THE COMPANY, OR ACCESSED OR COPIED ELECTRONICALLY OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY'S E-MAIL SERVER.
<Saveth> Hmm.
<Saveth> Who wants a copy?
<jwbozzy> <--
<MrFalcon> <--
<res0> <-- |
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<Chris_A> Can you wait tables, Mime?
<Mime> No, but I can kill people.
<Chris_A> Failing that, can you bring deadly vengeance upon your en-- ahh, you've worked in a resturant before? Fantastic. |
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* static changes topic to 'necrophila, lie back and crack open a cold one' |
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<LawrenceC> Some of us in another channel have come up with the perfect replacement for the Pledge of Allegiance!
<LawrenceC> You see, our genious plan was to take the Pledge of Allegiance, as it stands, and run it through Babelfish a few times.
<LawrenceC> So, after transating it to Spanish and back, then to Korean and back, we came up with:
* Jinnai|Shigoto fears lawrence's next statement :P
* Leliel also :P
<LawrenceC> "Me with the flag of United States of United States the republic which it stops, in the nation all for a loyalty, in freedom and process, it promised in the shoes lower part it will be able to divide c."
<Suika|away> divide c!
<Suika|away> that's so moving |
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<Kinto> That totally sucked.
<Kinto> I work in a water store, and for some reason it flooded with water because we left the machine on ...
<Kinto> So I put my pant legs up and like helped clean the mess. Our carpet is going to smell.
<Kinto> But now only one pant leg is up, so now I look like LL COOL J.
* Kinto starts rapping.
<Menophis> That's better than looking like Kriss Kross.
<Menophis> I mean, I can only think of one justifiable reason for a man to have a zipper on the ass of his pants. |
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<punkassjy> i hate those goddamn jesus freaks with their wwjd.u00a0 i mean, wtf?
<yapper> you mean wtfwjd!u00a0 lol!
<punkassjy> rtfb! |
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<kt> i got my tongue pierced
<Eamon_the_goth17> really
<Eamon_the_goth17> so whats it like have a rod and two balls in your mouth?? |
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<blazemore> Now playing: 01 - David Rose - Gay Spirits @ 128 Kbps. (0:05/2:07)
<blazemore> ah hear we go
<HKISA> YES!!!
<HKISA> wait
<HKISA> shit that 'yes' was out of place |
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<Despondent> Got a problem with it? speak to /dev/null
<Tricks> wtf is /dev/null
<Despondent> I don't know, what is it?
<Tricks> i think u do mate
<Tricks> and thats probably the sad thing |
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<Samurai> She isn't forcing anyone! she haven't asked them of nothingu00bd!
<enisoc> how the hell do you type a u00bd symbol by accident?? |
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<FutabaAoi> find me a life plz
<knee> that'll be $8.00
<FutabaAoi> if i had to buy 2 then like the ones he is selling must be defective
<mightyflo> naah, they're just 3rd party
<mightyflo> hk bootlegs
<FutabaAoi> god knows i wanna live like an hk fob
<FutabaAoi> ill pass k thx |
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<torrez> it's always weird when i meet racist geeks
<torrez> we had a sysadmin who used to let his anti-black feelings pop out all the time.
<Gopher> perhaps it's a natural outgrowth of coping with years of anti-geek abuse
<Ryland> nah, I think he was probably just a run-of-the-mill asshole. |
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<polaris> now how exactly did the topic of AOL come up?
<AArthur> Obviously when you talk networking, you must be talking AOL |
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<@hypnotix> dammit this sucks.. i got Daikatana for my b-day |
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<deggie> I just 0wned a .jp!
<sacrine> damn you are elite :|
<eSDee> congrats
<deggie> yeah I know, can I ask you guys something?
<sacrine> do we have a choice?
<deggie> ok, how can I see what the ip address is of a site?
<eSDee> omg
<sacrine> omfg |
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<Geese> i think asians have special powers in fighting games
<DAL9000> Geese: maphack? |
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* +Dejiko_nyo modded his toaster
<+Vassago> you can play burned pop tarts on it now? |
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<ilister> on the IM/IRC thing we use at work there's a bot that's sole job is to count the number of times the word `beer' was mentioned on any channel during the day and announce it at the end of the day :-) |
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<RangerRick> wireless means never having to say, "AFK, bathroom" |
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<deevee> I love my new computer
<deevee> more than my gf |
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<furan> A GNOME WITH NO HOME
<emul8or_> what is an accurate description of me?
<emul8or_> we're playing jeopardy, right? |
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<crakfjsdklnjkfdbnjkdfhjwerhljk> SHE SKIPPED TWO GRADES AND SHE'S WASTING IT ON ENGLISH AND PHILOSOPHY MAJORING
<zamros> HAHAHAH PHILOSOPHY MAJOR TELL HER THAT SHE CAN BE A WAITRESS WITH THAT UNDER HER BELT
<Stiltzkin> NOW, DID YOU CHOOSE THE PANCAKES WITH BACON, OR WAS IT FATE?!?! |
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[20:48] <Ghostrider> how come there are no ops
[20:48] <Ghostrider> in this channel?
[20:48] <Cougar> there are
[20:49] *** Ghostrider was kicked by Cougar (Just checking) |
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<Fryboy> khalek_: you can import schoolgirls?
<pr0nfiend> why not
<pr0nfiend> mmm
<pr0nfiend> japanese schoolgirls
<pr0nfiend> you could make me your chief distributor in NSW
<pr0nfiend> although im sure i'd get alot of complaints about "soiled" products |
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<Fryboy>u00a0 A fast internet connection has more long term value. Your typical 18
year old girl is good for about 1 night....then either she gets
bored and moves on or you want to strangle her after hearing "Like,
you know, and stuff" in EVERY goddam sentence.
<Fryboy> Now Gigabit Ethernet....that's the gift that keeps on giving. |
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<Twinge> I just got a pop-up for a product that kills pop-ups.u00a0 Hypocrysy at it's finest. |
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<kipozo> Guess what I bought today....
<kipozo> License plates for my truck that say 0linux0 |
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<Ear> Your mom is so fat that you should go stab yourself in the eyesocket and drown in a ditch filled with your own blood. |
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* mitd apologizes to japh for mix-up but is sure that japh[^y] has also done many clever things.
<jc> japh did "hello, world" once.u00a0 It was pretty awesome.
<japh> No one does "hello world" like I do.
<vroom> I've never seen a more beautiful 1603457 lines of code. |
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<Pozzi> My comments will be well structured, mature and on topic at all times.
<Pozzi> Now fuck you all! |
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<followme> I hate
<followme> bitchs
<followme> with a uq
<followme> less then mine |
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<Atom> im racist against leprachans
<Prozzy> Yah, that's why you can never pick up Leprachans at a bar. "So honey, wanna go on back to my place?" "BITCH AINT GIVING UP MY LUCKY CHARMS THAT EASY!"
<Atom> i bet people in ireland call genital warts "lucky charms" |
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<Prozzy> I would, i have a scanner right next to me, BUT THINK OF THE [FUTURE] CHILDREN. I'd hate to tell my kid with downs syndrome that they're fucked up cuz i scanned my nuts. |
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