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<Random> Yes. Your testicles, if not stopped, will slaughter the hapless opposition.
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<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
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<Random> "Mosh pit. Well-concealed tazer. Hours of endless entertainment."
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<McEi8th> God damn it
<McEi8th> I walked in on my mom last night sucking off my dad and I saw his dong
<McEi8th> It was pretty sick
<Pozzi> Dude that wasn't your dad...
* Pozzi runs
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<Random> Lesbionic? What's that? The six-million-dollar gay woman?
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<Iluvatar> 217.136.168.137
<The_Cat> ?
<Iluvatar> guess who's address that is
<The_Cat> HOW DID YOU GET MY IP ????
* The_Cat kicks his useless firewall
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Karl: do you think a lot of dust on a video card could make the display a bit
blurry?
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<Knorki666> is solaris fully linux compilant ? or unix maybe ?
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Quote: 10925; Rating: 385; [+|-]
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<meiscoole:#pc> my ethernet card isn't lighting up and displaying physical
connection. Any one have any idea why?
<munky:#pc> broke ethernet cable
<meiscoole:#pc> what is an ethernet cable?
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Quote: 10926; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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<Macca_> hi all
<Macca_> can anyone help me with uninstalling WindowsME, it hasn't been as
easy as i thought it might be
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<Methical> i need to get a 100 gig HD just for samples, then another 100 gig so that i cna back up everything
<Entomorph> methical, I'll give you something that's 100 gig
<thePoizon> hehe
<thePoizon> ento swingin with ol' lazy thunder again
<Entomorph> 'ol lazy thunder?
<Entomorph> more like milimeter peter
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<rubio_> i'd be afraid of my penis shrinking
<rubio_> to the point it looks like a clit
<rubio_> the humidity here already fuxors with it!
<SEoD> hehe good excuse
<rubio_> hahahahah
<rubio_> its embarassing when a stripper grabs it and stifles a laugh
<rubio_> then pats you sympathetically on the shoulder
<SEoD> hehe and puts money in your pocket
<rubio_> hahahahah
<SEoD> "go see a doctor"
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Quote: 10931; Rating: 408; [+|-]
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-(+MinioN5000)- k
-(+MinioN5000)- installing
-(+MinioN5000)- oh shit
-(+MinioN5000)- illegal operation
-(+MinioN5000)- wtf
* @Cuthbert calls the police
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*** IlhMansiz sets mode: +o goTurkey
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo ccg-afk da-away Drugh|
*** goTurkey sets mode: -ooo IlhMansiz RavenL0v3 v\zzz
*** goTurkey sets mode: +b *!*@undernet.org
*** goTurkey was kicked by X (### MASSDEOPPRO TRIGGERED! ###)
<v\zzz> IlhMansiz
<v\zzz> if you op anyone here again you will be on perm ban
<v\zzz> nuff said
later in a prv window :
<IlhMansiz> sorry
<IlhMansiz> who is nuff?
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Quote: 10940; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Jess> can anyone even see what I am writing?
<GoddessAmadeo|TheImpaler> no ...
<Jess> OK
<Mike> no jess, you gotta do it different
<Jess> how can I then
<Jess> ?
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<Drezdar> I am a white, supple 21 year old male from New York City. I enjoy the big life...when I leave my house. I enjoy computer games, PS2 games, Xbox games, Dreamcast games, SNES games, N64 games, GBA games, Genesis games, Amiga 500 games, C64 games, Atari 800XL games, and porn. I am very good at masturbation
so I think I would be very good in bed. If you would like to meet me, email me or cyber me on AIM.
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Quote: 10942; Rating: 712; [+|-]
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<Sparky^> fucking perverts on Direcct Connect
<Sparky^> downloading all my porn
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Quote: 10943; Rating: 297; [+|-]
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barry: 41 pix til my cam rolls over
barry: woo
Eoghann: how many til it plays dead?
Zaren: </rimshot>
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<@Ded|> filled another glass of wine while I was at it
<@Ded|> oh damn someone else just pulled up w00t party on
<@oak> its me
<@oak> i'm there to slap you for drinking boxed wine
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* wrostek [[email protected]] has joined #root
<wrostek> can anyone tell me if its possible to get windows ME to boot to the command prompt and not load windows?
<Varak> ask in #windows
<wrostek> They dont know
<Varak> big suprise
<Varak> go ask in #cisco, they are really helpful with windows questions too
<wrostek> ok thanks
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<@Drezdar> This summer I'm gonna buy a DDR pad. I figure I can kill three birds with one stone by doing this: 1) play a game, 2) exercise, 3) swear off heterosexuality for good.
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<@Twitch`> i wish there was a special room in our building where guys could go and jerk off on their coffee breaks
<@Twitch`> that'd be a fuckin stress buster if there ever was one
<@Path> hahahah
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<@Twitch`> i should get "caution: filling is hot" tatooed on my ass
<@Twitch`> i'd be just like a mcdonalds pie
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Quote: 10950; Rating: 323; [+|-]
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<Drezdar> I yelled at my mom the other day for opening my shades while I wasn't home. I told her "I don't allow sunlight to enter my room." She looked at me funny and then walked away.
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<oak> i extracted like 80 .bin/cues before my trip
<oak> and have no fucking clue what they are now lol
<Path> IDIOT
<Path> mass bin/cue extracting before trip = no
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<hoche> you know, qdb mostly reminds me that none of us are as witty as oscar wilde
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<Kateryne> brb
<Kateryne> back
<Malcavious> front
<Kateryne> side
<Malcavious> middle
<Malcavious> other side =P
<Zarakinthish> bottom
<Zarakinthish> top
<Malcavious> no i wanna be on top
<Zarakinthish> Of who exactly?
<Kateryne> ....dude....
<Kateryne> ew.
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(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
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<Flash> you can start it by typing alt+F4
<Digimon> wot does that do
<FanBoy> and a little window will pop up
<FanBoy> its a secret
*** Digimon has quit
<FanBoy> it is an IQ test
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<Wilson99> omg thats so phat !! i never knew saw that
<T1Jr> yeah it is pretty overweight.
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<Gamblor> are you trying to play NES games on an SNES emulator?
<Gamblor> or perhaps on notepad.exe?
<RomminAvatar> listen gamblor. SHUT UP!
<RomminAvatar> YOU AREN'T HELPFUL!
<RomminAvatar> AH FUXOR! I WAS USING A SNES!! WORD OF THIS DOES NOT GET OUT!
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Lara: I wonder if something scary will happen if I rotate my Everglide 180 degrees
*** Joins: Twitch ([email protected])
Lara: |\O_o/|
* Lara rotates it back
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<GreyPawn> My friend Dan once woke up screaming because his nuts got twisted around each other.
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<Dryzzid{Nap}> So I wonder...do people in France, England, etc. measure their penises in the metric system?
<perianwyr> LET'S LOOK UP SOME UK GAY PORN AND FIND OUT
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<Dryzzid{SAS}> OOOOOW
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I just sat on my nuts :(
* Jaedra stares at Dryzz
<Jaedra> dude...
<Dryzzid{SAS}> What? I sat down the wrong way..
<Dryzzid{SAS}> I crushed one :(
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<outlaws> that's so gay
<joyrekz> speaking of gay
<joyrekz> i watched the gay pride parade on tv just to see some lesbians, is that wrong of me?
<outlaws> nope
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<Seros> Did you get my hat back?
<Spleen> what kinda question is that?
<Seros> An easy one?
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<TheFoo> I can have so much fun before he can even shoot at me.
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<Vang> No matter how dead one is, it's still demoralizing to see one's crotch get hurled explosively across a warehouse.
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<Peter> Scooby-doo. Reason enough to *never* get your pets high, especially on weed.
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<Hiryuu> When you pull the pin from Mr. Grenade, he is no longer your friend.
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<Aiee> That statement is either so deep it would take a lifetime to fully comprehend every particle of its meaning, or it is a load of absolute tosh. Which is it, I wonder?
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<Journey> I get, from the reactions of the world to our policies, that it doesn't matter what the hell we do--we're always the bad guy. So fuck everybody else.
<RedFox> You've been a chanop before, haven't you?
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<blue-elf> IRC Weather: Partly laggy with an 80% chance of netsplits.Expect some afternoon smurf attacks coupled with windbags from the east.
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<Mae|str0m> fuckensonofabitchdamnitalltohellfuckmedeadbastardofaprick.
<Mae|str0m> I just dropped a weight on my foot.
<Mae|str0m> FUCK.
<Mae|str0m> they should make those things lighter.
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Quote: 11014; Rating: 201; [+|-]
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<PreZ> u'd think I'd dream about britney spears, or christina ricci, or something
<PreZ> but nooooo
<PreZ> I dream I'm on IRC in #aussies
<PreZ> *sigh*
<goombah> wake up prez.. your having a hard disk crash
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Quote: 11028; Rating: 482; [+|-]
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<evn|z> Anyone who feels like sending me GTA3?
<Zappha> no
<dkcp> You can download it from www.iamaretard.com/GTA3
<evn|z> Thx...
<evn|z> ...
<evn|z> asshole
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Quote: 11032; Rating: 213; [+|-]
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<jablowme> why do some people associate nerds with small cocks?
<Jonny-TD> so girls wont like nerds.....duh
<jablowme> those fucking fags.
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Quote: 11033; Rating: 656; [+|-]
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<Rammie> how do I change my quit message
<EileenB> type /quit message
*** Rammie has quit IRC (message)
<EileenB> :D
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<Swamp|haircut> omg @ big breasted hairdressers
*** Swamp|haircut is now known as Swamp
<Swamp> whenever she leaned over it looked like i was wearing a mickey mouse hat
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