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<eg0e> I saw the movie Hackers on tv last night and it was pretty impressive.u00a0 If I had any idea the file manager on a macintosh was a 3D city I would have bought one long ago!u00a0 Is there a similar file manager for XP that can do that? |
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*** {JPM} changes topic to 'Welcome to IRC! The Home of fat chics and skinny guys.' |
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<TwiTerror> int Main(void) { /* sex after marriage prog */ return 0; } |
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<Mr_Poppinfresh> If I were to judge my personal character based solely on the people who don't like me, I'd be up for fucking sainthood.
<Mr_Poppinfresh> That says something about me, doesn't it anarch?
<LandSlide> Yeah Pop, it means the church is doomed :) |
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<maff> AMERICA'S ARMY
<maff> defend freedom. online. with some 13 year olds. |
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<@RuebiaYat> GoodScrat: has God spoken to you lately?
<@GoodScrat> I don't talk to myself |
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<TheHobo> Has anyone ever downloaded a 24kb program that tries to send your hard drive to a japanese company? |
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<brokengolfclub> you would agree, as all westerners do, that rape is wrong correct ?
<PlexisKarma> yes, unless filmed correctly |
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<n_> derf if you ever call me on the phone and ask for ops again
<derF> heh.. i'm lazy |
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<Dreadnaut> i used to write poems about suicide and shit
<KrON> i did poems about cheese and stuff |
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<BlakMajiK> my dad said "we need to get ready for this y2k bullshit, i'm gonna fill the fridge in the basement full of beer" |
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<unswornangel> naw, i will just throw it back at you. . . doc
<sportsdoc> good i love a battle of wits.. i feel like you are the afgans and I am the US though.
<unswornangel> what? how so?
<sportsdoc> I rest my case |
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<LSD-RaZ0r> SSN: my brother has taugt me all about sex so I'm not stupid |
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<tarmac> HWO THE RUCK DO I GET THE STUPID ASS FUCKIN PAPER CLIP
<tarmac> TO GO AWAY |
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<Lordb> me want to meet some women tonight
<godlike> me thinks women might like man more if man didn't talk like ape. |
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<pele> cookies and milk is the shit
<pele> true thug snack
<sigma> i didnt know santa was a thug
<pele> you think he buys all those presents? |
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<fecolalia> i try and be humble
<fecolalia> but I KNOW MORE THAN YOU
<fecolalia> SO JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP |
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<RevMike> my favorite dream is still the one when i had a vagina and all the girls at school showed me how to use it |
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*** Mank_Sleep is now known as Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO
*** Mank_DONOTBOTHERMANKHEISNOWLOO is now known as Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT
*** Mank_LOOKINGATCHICKSLICKEACHOT is now known as Mank_PORNO |
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<Toby> cheese whiz sucks.
<Toby> there's nothing but.. cheese. no peppers or anything to add flavor.
* bipolaroid sets mode: +b *!*@216.41.31.68
* bipolaroid has kicked Toby from #Animorphs (blaspheming bastard) |
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<NC> So you're a family full of Meekos?
<NC> That's.. scary.
<Meeko> NC: *nods* Every end in our gene pool is the deep end.
<Meeko> In fact, any less chlorine and we'd all be drowning in our own pee. |
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<Meeko-Priest> I was talking to a pimpin' ghost with my friends Lisa and Candace.
<Meeko-Priest> "Are you there?"u00a0u00a0 Ouija Board:u00a0 NOu00a0 u00a0u00a0 "Why not?"u00a0u00a0 Ouija Board: SEXu00a0 u00a0 "Oh. Goodbye" |
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<Scibert> Meeko: I know nothing about the female waste system, but I would tend to think that having an emitter that you move around would make your aim better.
<Chirako> She lowered her lips to his... swelling emitter... |
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Jammer sticks a pistol up Meeko's butt and shoots a few rounds into her.
<Meeko> NO! MY GERBILS!
Meeko cries as gerbils plop out |
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<Meekitty> One day, I will become a Fairy Prince.
<Meekitty> This involves a sex change, killing thousands of dragonflies, and a multitude of staples. |
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<@charlie_x> i have a command line program on my pc called dont.com
<@charlie_x> if you type dont format c:\
<@charlie_x> it says
<@charlie_x> "ok i wont" |
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<Chirako> You know what cereal is really nasty?
<Chirako> Gravy Train.
<Chirako> It's like, these little hard pieces of bran and crumbly beef flavored crap.u00a0 You pour water over it, and it gets soggy and makes gravy around it.
<Disco_Ernie> Chirako..that's...dog food..
<Chirako> It was NOT dog food!
<Chirako> Mommy wouldn't feed me dog food!
* Chirako looks at Mommy
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> IT'S DOG FOOD!
<Chirako> http://www.gravytraindog.com/
<Chirako> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
<Chirako> She's always been obsessed with me eating dog food... >_<
<Chirako> When I was little, she told me the Jerky Treats were real jerky, and I kept eating the whole bag
* Chirako gags
<Chirako> If there's one thing dogs love, it's rich,
<Chirako> beefy gravy. That's why every nugget of
<Chirako> Gravy Train is basted in real beef juices.
<Chirako> Just mix it with warm water, and you can
<Chirako> give your dog a warm homestyle meal,
<Chirako> dripping with the delicious gravy he loves.
* Chirako graons
<Chirako> Oh, man.... I'm gonna kill her
<Disco_Ernie> At least Chirako will have:
<Disco_Ernie> Healthy skin
<Disco_Ernie>u00a0 Glossy coat
<Disco_Ernie>u00a0 Strong teeth and bones
<Disco_Ernie>u00a0 Builds and maintains body tissue
<Disco_Ernie>u00a0 Efficient digestion
<Disco_Ernie>u00a0 Clear eyes
<Chirako> ..I should have known.
<Chirako> She NEVER makes me breakfast |
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<punkgurl> I usta be scared of the dick, now I grab a hold of it and handle it like a real bitch |
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<naomi19> Hey sweetness , do u wana get paid to be online?
<GetPunk> i wanna get paid to be on you |
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<punkgurl> i made out with an 18 year old when i was 13
<Samhain> that guys must have been desperate |
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<DrStrange> i want to be sodomized by lezbians with strap on pickles. |
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<_luther_> Canada.. great place. They started a country and no one showed up. |
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<kakan> my periodic table says h4x0r is very close to shit |
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<RxBandit> just remember, it's up to us kids to make sure Bill Gates doesn't get his hands on Linux |
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<icas0r> somsone do a stats on decoded
<icas0r> i think he a fed =[
<rightie> nah feds only have Netzero for their isp
<rightie> they cut back on funding |
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<blaz1n> if a chick clones herself... and proceeds to basically have sex... would she be a lesbian? or just would she be masturbating? |
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< Ammon > i rememeber that dare where i had to stick that tampon in my ass. it hurt for a minute but then i got aroused |
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<zfact0r> I was playing Monopoly last night when I was drunk and I paid a chick 500 bucks in Monopoly Money for a blowjob. |
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<log> im done dling it, now i just need to pick up my new comp so i can run it properly |
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<BurntAsh> i just know the shit has officially pissed me off beyond belief, ive had it up to here ^ with that place screwin with me
<@tmbg> BurntAsh: three words:
<@tmbg> Rocket Propelled Grenades |
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<]RS[Sleepy> See, Canadians might not have a powerful army, but we can have stable @#$%ing servers :D
<Daffelz> yeah because the one guy in your army is a computer whiz |
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<Farnarcle> you use mIRC?
<EvilElmo`> whats mIRC?
<Farnarcle> ok dont worry diff IRC proggy
<EvilElmo`> whats IRC? |
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<Tribespr0n> Got my playboy "Women of Enron" today :)
<SourMilkisBad> scan it!
<SourMilkisBad> who's enron? |
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<@SpamapS> damn I need a tape drive
<@SpamapS> takes 4 CD-RW's just to get my /home without the porn |
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<@D-rage> i'm burning cds like a madman. heh
<@dithi> how many backstreet boys cds do you really need? |
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<Rintaun-> i remember thatgs
<Rintaun-> thstgabxd wheni wad making my mpe pklayer
<Lan> ... |
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<PrincessLeia2> he's not my step dad, he's my mother's new husband
<PrincessLeia2> that way i can say that my stepbrother that i dated isnt really my stepbrother |
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<Zip-> hi RedMage
<Zip-> i want your mother's sister's daughter's cousin's best friend's body
<RedMage> ...
<RedMage> that's like
<RedMage> my best friend
<RedMage> you sick fuck
<RedMage> i'm my own best friend
<RedMage> omg
<RedMage> you WANT ME |
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* @Pretsel wants a little robot which will clean floors and vacumn rooms :/
<Mad-Cow> You can get them
<@Pretsel> Yeah but I'd imagine they'd be expensive :D
<Mad-Cow> It'll cost you a few million but you can get em
<@Pretsel> Woah Woah... I don't want a wife... |
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<Kibe-Work> btw
<Kibe-Work> wednesday adventure world
<Kibe-Work> my work is going
<Kibe-Work> well most of us
<Semicidal> AHehAEh cool]
<Psycho1> heh Internet admins at adventure world be like Black people at a KKK meating. |
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