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<Shrap> What is pubes?
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Quote: 8855; Rating: 104; [+|-]
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<Anton> whooops
<Anton> I was just talking to a girl on msn and she stopped replying so I said I wanted to fuck her in the ass to get her attention
<Anton> then her little brother just said "soow y anton i have stolen my putta zar is npot bein wude shell brb"
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<Bikky> I've been staring at fserves so long I don't know whether I need a shit or a haircut
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<+Sonikku> 10 PRINT "_Bobbi_ is a PROGRAMER!"
<+Sonikku> 20 GOTO 10
<@dixon> Sonikku: what is that ? assembly ?
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Quote: 8866; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<Rance> so... i'm driving to cedar rapids today
<Rance> and i'm feeling a little frisky...
<Rance> so i start cranking one off in the car
<Rance> and it's really kind of funny when you... achieve your objective, and you wind up laying on the horn... and it's blaring for like 1/4 mile
<Rance> so now the next time i hear someone going down the road with their horn going for no reason... i'll know
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Quote: 8867; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<Rance> i'm right next to a gateway country... i should walk in with my powerbook :)
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Quote: 8873; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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* Crimson has joined #arsclan
<stargurl> hello
<Sinned> hello
<Crimson> hello
<Griz> hello.jpg
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Quote: 8875; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<GoodScrat> my gf is twice your age
<db-x> goodscrat, twice is about the time i get her in a week
<GoodScrat> to do what, change your diaper?
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Quote: 8881; Rating: 851; [+|-]
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<fo0bar> man, do you know HOW FUCKING LONG a 15ft kvm cable is?
<synec> 15ft?
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Quote: 8886; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<Ven> Fuck
<Ven> This is a long shot, but
<Ven> has anyone seen the pinout for the 4-player connector for the CPS2 arcade system?
<Ven> Oh fuck!
<Ven> I bet it's in my D&D Mystara manual
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Quote: 8887; Rating: 25; [+|-]
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<GoodScrat> how's the humanoid with the wet crotch doing?
<Zygote-> and hill billy slang
<Zygote-> haha
<Zygote-> you mean my wife?
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Quote: 8888; Rating: 175; [+|-]
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<tirloni> drolp, I was going to get a XP1900+, then a bill suddenly got in my table. Then I moved to a XP1500. Another bill, Duron. By the end of the month Iwas looking at the prices of a p133mmx
<aq> pharcyde: are you running a window manager?
<tirloni> now I'm happy with my calculator
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Quote: 8891; Rating: -11; [+|-]
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:TheDude: why are some Vhosts not traceable while some are traceable?
:TheDude: NetAdmin.irc-chat.net
:TheDude: is one from a whois
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<Nutter> This is what our secretary just said on the phone
<Nutter> "Hi, got Anal Fire Brigade on the phone for you..."
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<StoneTear> damn i'm hot
<StoneTear> i smell like barbequed eliteness
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Quote: 8899; Rating: 188; [+|-]
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<Lazzay> PREPARE ALL ASSES FOR IMMEDIATE ENTRY
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Quote: 8902; Rating: 279; [+|-]
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<DL|horses> Death to all who oppose me!
* Warlord dies
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<vidividividi> kristen dumped me
<greggyhot> oh NO!
<vidividividi> i cant believe it
<vidividividi> i JUST bought her a 300 dollar necklace!!!
<vidividividi> at least i can count on all of you for support
*** vidividividi has been kicked by krassproduction (get the fuck out of here, you cheap jerk)
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<spineshank> come to my city, everyone who isn't white smells, and no that isnt a racist comment either
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<Sinatra> foam dancing is a way to spread chlamydia
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* zebra does the menstrual blood dance
<Slvrchair> zebra: your dances scare me.
<zebra> You should see them in person.
<zebra> It could be worse.
<zebra> I could give you the menstrual blood lapdance :P
<Slvrchair> ew, no :P
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Quote: 8923; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<Celery533> I have single handedly programmed applications which corporations have purchased from me.
* LS * Maur prefers to type double-handedly :)
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Quote: 8924; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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<un2> should i just settle for a bmw?
<Gen`Aku> settle settle?!?!?1
<Gen`Aku> don't use the word settle and bmw in the same sentance
<Gen`Aku> unless it's about the dust settling
<Gen`Aku> BITCH
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Quote: 8926; Rating: 312; [+|-]
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<zita> hi im a 17 yers old girl from norway,i have birtday too day
<meyou> 17 year old girl from norway? doesn't that mean you're a 43 year old man from the U.S. ?
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Quote: 8928; Rating: 191; [+|-]
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<grey`> how much do cheek clenches help ass shape?
<grey`> i need to firm up my ass
<grey`> like i'm always clenching to tunes in winamp, i'd like to think its effective
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Quote: 8929; Rating: 143; [+|-]
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<Delver> also it has been shown that the more woman are exposed to sex the higher their antibody count against disease
<strung> so sex is good for fiting disease?
<strung> ill use that excuse next time
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Quote: 8930; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<XvRickH> is an oc3 connection like...2 T3s combined?
<Goetterdaemmerung> 3.
<Goetterdaemmerung> hence oc-"3"
<XvRickH> so could I combine like 2 DSL lines and make like...an DSL2 or something?
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Quote: 8934; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<@kt> i'm going to put icey hot on my nipples again
<@kt> bye
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<outRider> i bought MoH: AA today... boy, world war II was easy.
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<Straylight> THIS JUST IN: Never trust your 9 year-old daughter with a babysitter named "Penishead McMurphy"
<Straylight> you cant trust those Micks
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<RyMon> You see the new heatsinks on thinkgeek?
<Crash> I have one right here... it's so cold against my skin, I could just put them all over myself and stay cool anywhere!
<RyMon> There's no sink that disipates stupid, man.
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[KodiaK] my definition of back up is move all my porn to the E Drive
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[T-Doo|art] when you think about evil, what pops up?
[Rosewood] Daikatana
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* hals masturbiert zu: Mudvayne - dig
<shawnporn> is that german?
<hals> it is
<shawnporn> germans masturbate to some weird stuff
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Quote: 8965; Rating: 420; [+|-]
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*** gamingsloop0r is now known as sloop
<@sloop> parents
<@sloop> fs
<@sloop> when u leave home remember this important lesson
<@sloop> on a sunday
<@sloop> when ur not doing anything
<@sloop> phone them
<@sloop> or
<@sloop> they will phone u when ur busy
<@sloop> and expect a 1 hr conversation
<@ronindm> well it is fathers' day
<@sloop> oh shit
<@sloop> brb making a call
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* Rogue feeds CardO's ass a cracker so he'll stop talking outta it
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<Fern> dag. some guy in NY hit 19 people with a buick regal. I wonder if there's some sort of bonus round for that.
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<RPG> Grrr
<RPG> Whenever I need someone, they are not to be found.
<scar3crow> i must be around a lot
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<than> the makers of m&ms used to claim they didn't melt in your hands
<than> which was clearly bollocks
<than> they also melted when I clenched them betwixt my buttocks
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<czg> you're not gary larson
<Nekroe> czg... how the fuck do you know?
<czg> because I'm gary larson
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Quote: 8987; Rating: 539; [+|-]
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<Mick> bolsh... you are my favourite guy on this channel!
<bolsh> same.
<Mick> HAHA..I MEANT FAVOURITE TO FANTASISE AND WANK OVER!
<bolsh> same.
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Quote: 8993; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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<Tron> damn non-geeks taking over the digital domain!
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<ChibiLion> i think girls should have the right to show as much or as little of their own body as they want..
<EnZeRuMei> so if there any girls in this nice yet weird chan PLEASE for men's sake DONT EVEN PUT CLOTHES ON ( thongs allowed ) ( Only pretty girls )
<ChibiLion> thats not what i ment >.<
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<midi> I wonder how hard it'd be to piece together clips from hogan's heroes into a mentos commercial.
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<mrfy> hmm. my title choice was questioned
<pembroke> what title did you ask for?
<mrfy> software zymurgist
<mrfy> "I was curious, since 'zymurgist' usually has to do with the chemical fermentation process in the production of wine. Perhaps that's a term also used in software, and I apologize for having second guessed this if that is the case."
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<ruumis> ahhh, nothing nurtures a productive workplace enviroment like fresh paint fumes.
<ruumis> I am in flavor country.
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<hobophobic> one of my biggest aims in life is to break a wog's cherry
<hobophobic> cos that means i got there before her dirty wog dad did
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Quote: 9022; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<neurotik> huhuhu i think steamed chicken is disgusting but i wouldn't consider myself steamedchicken-o-phobic
<neurotik> therefore i wouldn't consider myself homophobic either
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Quote: 9026; Rating: 139; [+|-]
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<Mr_Ed> I need to get a dishwasher.... but where the fuck will I find a whore like that
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<Syncope> kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic
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