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<baguette> dude, my grandmother's sexier than your grandmother
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<baguette> hey, anyone know how to find a hamster?
<is> set a cat loose
<is> the location of the hamster and the location of the cat will converge quickly
<is> though it may be difficult to separate them again...
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<sugar> nm, i cant reason with yall. but im right
<sprinkles> s/right/wrong/
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Quote: 8578; Rating: 153; [+|-]
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<cheesecake> differential equations sedate me.
<kg> strange... i usually get turned on by differential equations..
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Quote: 8583; Rating: 841; [+|-]
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<sugar> if superman and batman got into a fight, who would win?
<muffins> well, superman wears his undies on the outside...batman wears his on his head
<muffins> tough call
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Quote: 8586; Rating: 288; [+|-]
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<rg> my f key got fucked once
<rg> i tried to tell people to use the shift key and all hell broke loose
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Quote: 8588; Rating: 258; [+|-]
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<baguette> and it's a pain in the ass
<baguette> guys, that is
<waffles> You're probably doing it wrong then....
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Quote: 8590; Rating: 161; [+|-]
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<mrempire> humm
<mrempire> -7% burning an iso here
<mathew2> now we know why you work for PC World.
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Quote: 8592; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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<halos> i went to lunch with a couple co-workers and before we left they both
+went to the bathroom
<halos> when they came back out I asked, "Who won?"
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Quote: 8593; Rating: 65; [+|-]
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(nathan) weird. my dsl works better as long as i'm constantly pinging the server
(nathan) as soon as i stop pinging one direction or the other, it blocks up
(nathan) like a bad bowel movement
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Quote: 8595; Rating: -24; [+|-]
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<vkeks05> you blow
<pies> rather in than out
<vkeks05> you'd rather stick a dick in your ass?
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Quote: 8598; Rating: -26; [+|-]
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<[T]ANGo> I fear that Tech Knight would not pass through a metal detector unnoticed.
<Crashie_> and he has no hobbies :)
<Filly-O-F> apart from masturbating furiously into fistfuls of his own feces
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Quote: 8600; Rating: -18; [+|-]
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<Wickedstar> so i saw bastard mcfuckhead today
<Wickedstar> i decided it wasn't really worth getting into it
<Wickedstar> and it will make it so much better when she eats his soul
<Wickedstar> on that note, i have to go eat dinner
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Quote: 8603; Rating: -85; [+|-]
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<sleepswithangels> quiet in here
<sleepswithangels> HII!!!
<sleepswithangels> oh fuck this
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Quote: 8604; Rating: 343; [+|-]
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<Atg[M]> Their latest album was going to be called " You are gay" and the cover was going to be a mirror.
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Quote: 8605; Rating: 59; [+|-]
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<Primal[Djedi]> rent: am i in rnd1...my wife wants to know NOW
<tiepilot> I told you Primal, you should fuck the wife inbetween rounds
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Quote: 8606; Rating: 83; [+|-]
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<Meridian`> Fancy is going to find me and rape my sister.
<Meridian`> And I will be like "be quiet, I'm playing tf."
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Quote: 8610; Rating: 240; [+|-]
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<Xmit> And I wont be on irc ever again
<coaxial> Why not?!
<Xmit> Because it is a waste of time
<Xmit> I am declaring that I will never waste time like this again
<coaxial> but we lub u
<Xmit> I hate you you stupid bitch
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Quote: 8612; Rating: 93; [+|-]
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<zealot_> gopher is the protocol of the future
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Quote: 8613; Rating: -8; [+|-]
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<zealot_> man, if aids made you not want to masterbate, it would be the most
awful disease ever
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Quote: 8614; Rating: 109; [+|-]
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<shwartz> anyone know about text interface ftp browsers?
<inflex> "text interface ftp browsers"
<inflex> are you referring to ftp(1)?
<Deviate> Like the kind where you have to do all that typing?!
<Deviate> Those are so 80's!
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Quote: 8617; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<inflex> the best way would be to be a lesbian stuck in a chicks body
<inflex> that way when you couldn't get any, you would still enjoy fucking
yourself
<inflex> wheras whenever i want to fuck myself i've gotta touch some dick
<inflex> and any situation where i have to touch a dick is undesirable
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Quote: 8618; Rating: 904; [+|-]
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<Inflex> Oh my lord
<Inflex> This is so wierd.
<Inflex> In fact, it's wack.
<Noonan> what is
<Inflex> Non engineering classes.
<Inflex> They're like 40% chicks.
<Noonan> heheh
<Noonan> sometimes more
<Inflex> It's so fucked up.
<Inflex> When I walked in, I thought I was in a bar.
<Noonan> hahah
<Noonan> Welcome to the real world
<Inflex> This new world scares me.
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Quote: 8620; Rating: 545; [+|-]
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<Cyride> the other day i was in the mall with my wife and we pass by a pictuer of two girls that are in the playboy bunny
suits and my wife says i bet you wished i look like that... what is someone supposed to say to that? is "duh" the
proper response to that?
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Quote: 8628; Rating: 90; [+|-]
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<FactsOfLife> wasn't linux a peanuts character?
<FactsOfLife> yeah linux, the kid who carried a blankie to keep the bad guys away...
<FactsOfLife> yeah yeah, linux, short kid, charlie brown's friend...
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Quote: 8632; Rating: 67; [+|-]
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<@Lum_> 128 mb is enough
<@Lum_> it's fucking enough for microsoft dev studio
<@da_slog> NO IT ISNT STFU NEWB
<@Lum_> I think it's enough for my TANK GAME
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Quote: 8634; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<gord> i dont like you
<gord> and if i met your mom i probly woudlnt like her either
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Quote: 8636; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<teste_fly> i talk shit, and none of it's true and i'm a skinny pussy who wouldn't harm a turd
<teste_fly> but i will give it a stern talking to
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Quote: 8637; Rating: 1389; [+|-]
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<NiTro> i gonna go test for hiv
<NiTro> bbl
<Impolite> think positive
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Quote: 8643; Rating: 108; [+|-]
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<mewse> we all gotta satisfy our irc addiction in one way or another
<mewse> if that means using aol, so be it
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Quote: 8644; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<Wehrwolf> From CNN: "Sci Tech / Featured Sections : Is VHS obsolete?"
<SD-Crono> this is a followup to thier Future of Gaming E3 2002 report with a Dreamcast picture ... nice ^^
<Wehrwolf> Maybe their sci-tech guy is some 90 year old who lives in the woods
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Quote: 8645; Rating: 357; [+|-]
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<dr_rotcod> if my computer were human it'd be a limbless retard
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Quote: 8647; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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<helminthes> I WAS RUDELY AWAKENED
<helminthes> the pest control people showed up
<helminthes> and obviously this guy had a sense of humor and sprayed by face with pesticide
<helminthes> oh he's so funny
<helminthes> i'm never sleeping in the den again
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Quote: 8648; Rating: 199; [+|-]
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<hakan> i asked this hot girl out, she said she just wanted to be pen pals
<hakan> and she dropped our class
<dr_rotcod> haha
<hakan> is that a good thing?
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Quote: 8649; Rating: -9; [+|-]
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<snoggerT11> fuck you
<helminthes> obvious immature retort:
<helminthes> "OH I JUST LOOOVE WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY"
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Quote: 8650; Rating: -15; [+|-]
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<gallagher> why the fuck do my fingers smell like something i have never smelled before
<gallagher> and it smells horrible
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Quote: 8655; Rating: -3; [+|-]
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<Roga> wats the dirtiest thing clare has sed to u while ur goin at it?
<grinners> dunno jake... can i shit on your face maybe?
<grinners> she a nice girl
<joker2> "got a hand free? 'cause i forgot to wipe"
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Quote: 8656; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<Pottsy> http://www.consumer.att.com/dsl/promotion/assets/images/headers/hdr_landing2.jpg <- heh
<JtHM> whats funny about that jpg?
<Pottsy> look at what hes pointing at
<JtHM> ah
<JtHM> yes well.. kids are 'tards
<JtHM> as are people who make webheaders for large corporations it seems
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Quote: 8658; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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<imsuxok> Maybe there'll be some breakthrough in internet technology
<imsuxok> I hear the powerline stuff is close to being released commercially
<imsuxok> I'm just worried that it'll overload the outlets in my old house. I don't feel like burning to death just so I can download porn faster.
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Quote: 8659; Rating: -18; [+|-]
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<cryt> germans can't speak straight.
<tyree> cryt, ever been over here?
<cryt> unfortunately.
<cryt> found meself shitting on the park benches. no public toilets.
<cryt> "YOU THERE, STOP! I NEED TO USE YOUR SHIRT TO WIPE ME BUM!"
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Quote: 8660; Rating: 178; [+|-]
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<CactusJac> masturbating is like pringles
<ori0n> once you pop, you can't stop!
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Quote: 8662; Rating: 808; [+|-]
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<iggypop> i told my gf some shit when i was drunk, and now she's like "you weren't just saying that because you were drunk, were you?"
<iggypop> and i don't have a fucking clue what i said
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Quote: 8663; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<Renegad3> Cannibal Corpse is good just cause of the lyrics
<Renegad3> i cut her from her neck down to her anus. then i cut out her vagina. then i ate it. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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<litigator> alcohol always helps the cause
<litigator> roofies only as a last resort
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Quote: 8665; Rating: 237; [+|-]
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<iggypop> if i dont get on tomorrow, i'm probably burnt up
<iggypop> i took the battery out of my smoke alarm for my digicam
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Quote: 8666; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<bbl-away> sheeesh sickjay, ease up on the #eos spam
<CactusJac> don't talk to him that way
<CactusJac> he's my boyfriend
<bbl-away> well, take him and get a room
<CactusJac> we're exhibitionists
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Quote: 8667; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<cryterion> that the girl had a nickname.
<cryterion> "mouse"
<cryterion> have you ever stepped on a mouse's tail?
<cryterion> and heard it squeak?
<cryterion> this girl did that at the point of orgasm.
<cryterion> "EEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Quote: 8668; Rating: -43; [+|-]
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<cryterion> hooker fucking is an art.
<cryterion> you have to be able to do it with one arm up
<cryterion> and shave her pubes
<cryterion> while doing your business through shaving cream.
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Quote: 8669; Rating: -17; [+|-]
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<SDGR406> I'll send you some of my worn panties
<SDGR406> will that work?
<|Spanky|> i need womens
<|Spanky|> men dont get me off anymore
<|Spanky|> i want hair though
<|Spanky|> those are like finding a treasure
<|Spanky|> finding a pube on a this week's stolen pair is like having a goose that lays the golden egg
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Quote: 8670; Rating: 639; [+|-]
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<|Spanky|> peeing your pants it like happiness
<|Spanky|> everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth
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