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<landen:#math> It was started by Carl Sagan. For astronomers there is not a lot of difference between 10^9 and 10^12.
<asphyxia:#math> yeah, only three zeros
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<Spyder-> AOL also sucks
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<Phuser> Someone asked me if I knew what time it was today
<Phuser> I said, Yes, but not right now.
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*** OpsuPup has joined #Aussie-Warez
<OpsuPup> fap fapping fap
<OutLore> indeed
<OutLore> howd you guess?
<OutLore> i mean nothing.
<OpsuPup> i can hear you from mornington dude
<OpsuPup> the walls are shaking
* OutLore blushes
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Quote: 7692; Rating: 1185; [+|-]
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<evilmarq> my fingers smell of garlic
<Rawr> Where have you been sticking them?
<evilmarq> up my arse
<Rawr> Your arse smells of garlic?
<evilmarq> yes
<Rawr> Why?
<evilmarq> i put garlic up my ass
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<Phuser> fuck me.
<FadeJade> Why
<Phuser> i have no good reason
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<DrShah> anyone know what them things are called that will let me fit a hd into a 5 1/2 inch bay?
<_8ight> yeah. screws.
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Quote: 7701; Rating: 1281; [+|-]
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<Ludwigvan> haha you can't kick me
<bobthecow> oi someone op me
<Felix1> bob type alt-f4
<Ludwigvan> hehe
*** bobthecow has quit IRC (Leaving)
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAHAHAHAH SHE FELL FOR IT!!!!!!!!
<Ludwigvan> HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAA
<Astro}> oh my god ...
<Felix1> :D
<Felix1> oops :p
*** bobthecow has joined #buttermenthol
<bobthecow> err
<Ludwigvan> ahahahahahhahaha ---> bob
<Astroy}> hahaha you idiot bob
<Felix1> sorry bob :D
<bobthecow> my dad was looking over my shoulder and even he laughed
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<Multus> Indeed. And, fear not, a sense of humor be not required for my employ, though a sense of direction helps, or perhaps a Yahoo! Map, for finding my land can be a chore in itself.
<Jolieve> (( Multus... you have been warned about the out of genre commentary... please cease and desist now, this is your final warning. ))
<Multus> Er...
<Multus> Forgive, I did not mean Yahoo! Maps. What madness do I speak? I, um, believe they are called Huzzah! Maps in this land. Yes?
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Quote: 7705; Rating: 102; [+|-]
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* fingle sets mode +owned Maels
* Maels sets mode -satisfaction fing's missus
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Quote: 7706; Rating: 255; [+|-]
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archon > man, that was fun
archon > hooray for hack tools and logs
z0e > lumberjack blowjob?
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<ShrikeX> YEAH
<ShrikeX> DNS IS BACK
<Damascus`> and it's better than ever.
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Quote: 7709; Rating: 489; [+|-]
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<Logomancr> although I don't know how reliable plasma screens are
<Logomancr> I wonder if I punched a whole in it when running if "plasma" would leak out, in a very star trek moment
<Logomancr> ;P
<Logomancr> "hello fire department, I have a plasma leak in my reactor coils"
<lev|> "on screen"
<Logomancr> "no no, I'm talking about my TV"
<renholde_> maybe if we modify the deflector dish
<Logomancr> that would be so l33t
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<IlpaTYPER> would this have anything to do with banning Class316? heh
<Fakester> no
<Fakester> he should be banned at all times
<Fakester> IMO
<DN|PISSED> he should be klined from planet earth
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Quote: 7711; Rating: 442; [+|-]
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<sc1> the video was compressed at 5fps
<sc1> jesus this sucks
<asmodius> Jesus can't help with sucky frame rates. Trust me on that one.
<asmodius> He's pretty useless when it comes to video compression rates.
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<[-tOrn-]> Know a good resource editor?
<Jaykul> E-mail the authors.
<[-tOrn-]> hmm
<[-tOrn-]> That's a good resource editor ;)
<Jaykul> ResHack
* [-tOrn-] never thought of that one..
<[-tOrn-]> yeah, have that.
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<TonyD> you hatiater
<DamianMor> What on earth is a hatiater?
<TonyD> it's a word I just made up
<TonyD> someone who radiates hate
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<kez> Jaykul, nice, er, bottom
<kez> er, I mean
<kez> easter?
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<cosmok> what is programming anymore, copy paste copy paste
<cosmok> copy, reorganize, paste, rework, paste
<kez> you missed a bit off the end
<cosmok> ?
<kez> </html>
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Quote: 7718; Rating: 751; [+|-]
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<[-tOrn-]> And then today at work I almost cracked up
<[-tOrn-]> "Hey what are the system requirements on this?"
<[-tOrn-]> "Uh, sir..that's a book."
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* c6 is going to start a radio station
<c6> although the kits are mighty expensive
<Jaykul> lol
<Jaykul> you even have a license?
<[-tOrn-]> Jaykul: hell no
<[-tOrn-]> ;)
<c6> do i ever have a license for anything but driving?
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Quote: 7723; Rating: -14; [+|-]
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<KidHype> i like my pr0n like i like my video games...no story line needed, just cut to the fucking chase
<KidHype> but i've been jax0ring since you where in diapers ;)
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Quote: 7724; Rating: 57; [+|-]
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<ChRIs_84> what up people...i just got ps2 today, i wanna know how to make games...is itthe same way as dc games?
<Turing1> yuo hook up your PS 2 to a Car Battery with jumper cables, then pop in thegame turn the unit on and you'll have the game play evperience of your life...or death
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<DaemoN_> NOOOOO!!! MY PENIS IS OUT OF CONTROL!!!!!
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< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "{" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19314
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind] grep "}" named.conf.newer | wc -l
< nutbar> 19313
< nutbar> [root@linux!/usr/src/bind]
< nutbar> great
* nutbar fumes
< nutbar> one fucking missing }
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<ViViD> Dude I'm still getting 20ms pings!
<RTT> err thats normal
<ViViD> Yeah but I just doubled my upload bandwidth!
<RTT> Yes?
<ViViD> Well why hasn't my ping halfed?
<RTT> Dude doubling your upload bandwidth wont affect your ping
<ViViD> Shutup you geek
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<X3M`Dodo> |TazHoliO| : If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins?
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<psIRE> I had sex once, very tiring
<Mulder> lol
<Snipe> yeh me too.... oh wait no that was the time i installed linux
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<FifthColumn> best place to pick up chicks is at the orphanage. those 18 year olds get sent out on their own with no place to go, usually
<mogismog> they're usually crazy, too, fifth
<mogismog> makes for a good time in bed
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<HeXonXonX> I'm beginning to think the Playboy channel isn't based on reality. I don't see my neighbors running through sprinklers naked or inviting me over for orgies.
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<booger> my two best friends laid off on the same day
<faz`work> your left and right hand on the same day?!
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<TFA|Swoop> I hate being on 14.4..
<n> hah
<chao[i]> ha
<chao[i]> are u kidding
<TFA|Swoop> I can't do anything but talk in irc..
<TFA|Swoop> bored out of my fucking skull
<chao[i]> lets quake swoop
<chao[i]> yeah
<chao[i]> TFA|Swoop was pummelet by chao[i]
<TFA|Swoop> Ok
<TFA|Swoop> I'll start a server.
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<redial> read me the contents of your q3key file and i'll tell you if the upgrade will work
<faz> my q3key says P00R 4773MP7
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<n> i bet that game is gonna sell huge
<n> just cause people will be like... ah well its only $20
<faz__> well its fun, they deserve it
<anathema> yeah
<Stonefire[i]> now that n opened his mouth, it's gonna tank
<faz__> haha
<anathema> haha
<koko> bahaha
<Stonefire[i]> ya jinx'd it
<faz__> sam sells 6 copies
<n> oh yeah?
<n> well in that case
<n> i bet stonefire will get laid soon
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*** booger is now known as BROADCAST
* BROADCAST MESSAGE FROM ETG OPS: we all suck here tonight, so we are going to bounce chanserv a few times then disco ky-hub-1.etg.sucks.com and force a few netsplits on zaire-congo-hub-gw.etg.africa.org just because - vd whiz
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<faustwork> the gf wants underwear for xmas
<faustwork> i cant stand going shopping for em tho
<faustwork> i feel like a goon
<faustwork> maybe its because i rub them all on my face
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<n> hi...okay, i know exactly what i want!...you should be older than myself...larger in stature than me...preferably Well~Hung..intelligent..cool..funloving..easy going..gentle with a firm touch..you should just relish the the role of Top Daddy who takes what he wants!...me: i am Totally shaved and smooth all
over(everywhere!)..soft smooth tanned complexion..i LOVE wearing sexy little panties and being playfully~submissive to your advances in an almost femme manner
<n> lol
<booger> i wonder how she shaves around her own asshole
<booger> thats gotta hurt
<pat> nair?
<booger> what if she gets nair up her ass?
<pat> e-mail her and find out
<n> uhm
<n> thats a he
<booger> OMG
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<Hexis> you guys read about the easter egg in mirc?
<Hexis> hold ALT and type "fxfire"
<Destruct> ?
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
<booger> type /server fxfire instead
<booger> that might work better
*** Signoff: Destruct (Quit: )
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<ph^pr0phet> i got kicked in the balls earlier in the summer
<chaowork> ouch
<Booger> hah
<chaowork> by a chick?
<Booger> try to NOT do that
<ph^pr0phet> yea
<ph^pr0phet> heh
<Booger> or wear a nutcup
<chaowork> u need to learn to stand sideways when u hit on em
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<chaowork> dont singe the wenis
<faustwork> yeah, nude bacon cooking is tricky
<chaowork> i hear thats gonna be in the next olympics
<faustwork> you should see how i flip it over
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<n> the only thing that gets him away from eq is beer
<Doza> at least he hasn't totally sold out
<n> what we need is a helmet we can strap onto him... with tubes that go down his thoat... and you hook it up to the puter... and it dispenses beer every time he gets a frag
<n> then he'll play q3
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<u238|duhasst> right now if you put me in a round room and told me to piss in a corner.. my blader would explode
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<eastwood[i]> get wasted ..come back and get some
<Booger> mmm, some
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<Booger> http, nntp, ftp. these are all non-cohesive with end-to-end viewing of good titty pics
<Booger> the new standard:
<u238|duhasst> hehe
<Booger> NTTP: Nice Titty Transfer Protocol
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Quote: 7780; Rating: 701; [+|-]
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<DarthN> so.. ana... did she touch your... "railgun"?
<ana_class> dude
<ana_class> seriously stfu
<faustwork> lol
<faustwork> did you shoot plasma?
<DarthN> HAHAHAHA
<DarthN> ROFL
<chaoworky> haha
<DarthN> omg hahaha
<ana_class> are you all in second grade still?
<chaoworky> i think he fisted her with his gauntlet
<DarthN> omg
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<n2d2> i didnt put bon jovi in the playlist
<n2d2> oh my god
<chaobacca> 11:36:54
<chaobacca> Bon Jovi - Bad Medicine
<n2d2> my bon jovi mp3s have become self-aware
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<faustwork> she looks good
<chaommm> is she hot?
<faustwork> id bang her
<chaommm> that doesnt mean shit
<faustwork> id bang her with no beer
<chaommm> WOAH
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<u238|duhasst> pdf's suck for reading on the toilet
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<nakedpretzel> The pr()n industry uses interlaced .gif's to toy with my fragile emotions...
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<@Avie_work> a word of advice for you guys
<@Avie_work> unless you want to ruin a woman's orgasm, do NOT shout this just as she is ascending the heavenly mountain: "GO SPEED, GO!"
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