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<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid
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Quote: 4850; Rating: 878; [+|-]
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<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . )
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<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!"
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Quote: 4858; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.
<Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.
<Unfor|Work> I play the CD player
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<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy
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<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times.
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<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f?
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<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each
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<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps.
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Quote: 4869; Rating: 54; [+|-]
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<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing
<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled
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<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing
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<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home
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Quote: 4874; Rating: 892; [+|-]
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<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work
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Quote: 4875; Rating: 209; [+|-]
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<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures
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Quote: 4877; Rating: 408; [+|-]
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<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..
<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny.
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<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram
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<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall?
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<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair
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Quote: 4881; Rating: 237; [+|-]
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<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her
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Quote: 4882; Rating: 261; [+|-]
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<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC
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Quote: 4886; Rating: 569; [+|-]
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<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it
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<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout
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Quote: 4895; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick
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Quote: 4896; Rating: 286; [+|-]
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<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada
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Quote: 4899; Rating: 782; [+|-]
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<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted
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<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick
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Quote: 4901; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside
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Quote: 4902; Rating: 475; [+|-]
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<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite
<ryano> so will spelling
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Quote: 4905; Rating: 176; [+|-]
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<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys
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Quote: 4909; Rating: 590; [+|-]
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<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255
<langdon> how do i get that IP?
<langdon> is that like.
<langdon> when the internet is full?
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Quote: 4913; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns
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Quote: 4914; Rating: 312; [+|-]
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<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago
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Quote: 4916; Rating: 6877; [+|-]
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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic
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Quote: 4917; Rating: 299; [+|-]
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<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone
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Quote: 4918; Rating: 894; [+|-]
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<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter
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Quote: 4919; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT
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Quote: 4922; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey
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Quote: 4924; Rating: 996; [+|-]
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<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker
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<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online
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<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit
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<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record
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<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site
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<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking
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Quote: 4968; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude
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Quote: 4971; Rating: 249; [+|-]
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<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey
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<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU
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Quote: 5017; Rating: 706; [+|-]
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<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!!
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<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her
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<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty?
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<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster
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