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Quote: 4754; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<`tate`> you ever see palm's api, my god, its like they said "you know what, apple's api is good(ie we're insane), lets copy it"
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Quote: 4756; Rating: 825; [+|-]
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<kyle> I'm trying to get this girl to go out with me but every pick up line i use sucks.
<kolby> next time you see her, ask her what the difference is between a pile of dead babies and a BMW
<kolby> then tell her that you don't have a BMW in your garage
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Quote: 4757; Rating: -22; [+|-]
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<Guilty> Heavy petting zoo
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Quote: 4758; Rating: 227; [+|-]
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<Navaash> SHIT-FUCKING ASSLICKING ELECTROPLATED BLACK JESUS CHRIST ON AN ELECTRIC MOPED
<mightyflo> times 7.6
<FlipTopBox> squared
<FlipTopBox> with a cherry on top.
<mightyflo> plus alpha!
<FlipTopBox> for matching service
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Quote: 4759; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<Guilty> All she wanted was a good fuck
<Guilty> That will stop the tears
<Guilty> And if not, tears make decent lube
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Quote: 4760; Rating: 261; [+|-]
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<timmo> which sucks because
<timmo> sometimes you forget the thing behind the sn
<timmo> is a fucking ugly troll
<timmo> you start thinking youre talking to a person and shit
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Quote: 4762; Rating: 921; [+|-]
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<tatsumi> I wish I could look up and see the stars.
<Toen> you can, if you go outside
<tatsumi> ...... go where?
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Quote: 4765; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<m00cow> i'm downloading mozilla rc1
<m00cow> i wonder what its like
<m00cow> i hope mozilla uses its firebreath on microsoft
<m00cow> then eats microsoft
<m00cow> then poos micro soft poopoos
<DCBastard> uh-huh
<DCBastard> how many cones have you smoked tonight?
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Quote: 4767; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<aRse> dudes.. i'm not eating asparagus again for a while.. i just pissed green
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Quote: 4768; Rating: 251; [+|-]
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*** [ric] is now known as reign
*** reign is now known as [ric]
<[ric]> heh... mental note... try /whois instead of /nick next time
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Quote: 4769; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<kyle> if you are aroused by the sight of a penis, are you gay?
<Scofco> nope
<kyle> good
<Scofco> you're A FUCKING QUEER FAIRY WHO DESERVES TO DIE
<Scofco> either that, or a girl
<Scofco> but even girls don't get aroused by penises
<Scofco> at least not MY penis :(
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Quote: 4771; Rating: -221; [+|-]
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<ToiletDuk> i want to meet a 2 year old with no gag reflex
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Quote: 4773; Rating: 139; [+|-]
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<maagui> I lub to take adderall, the clenched jawls is so sectsay... Girls look at you and think, 'nice cheek structure'... No bitch, I'm just speedin through life on amphetamines... NOW LEAVE ME ALONE
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Quote: 4774; Rating: -136; [+|-]
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<Lucent> i stay in touch with girls after i dewum
<Lucent> in case i need to punch thay jooterus
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Quote: 4776; Rating: 197; [+|-]
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<ToiletDuk> i'm known as the boston poonmangler
<Lucent> yet you are in atlanta?
<ToiletDuk> jeup
<ToiletDuk> that's why i own
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Quote: 4777; Rating: 424; [+|-]
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<Lucent> stupid fucking mirc filling the filenames with underscores!
<Lucent> WE ALL HAVE OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT SUPPORT SPACES IN FILENAMES, YOU PIECE OF SHIT
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Quote: 4779; Rating: 533; [+|-]
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<Lucent> i'm just about fucking tired of middle schoolers named samantha e-mailing me for chemistry homework
<Lucent> without giving a picture
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Quote: 4780; Rating: 6597; [+|-]
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<Thumb> do you know of any major organizations that are similar the CDC?
<Lucent> who?
<Thumb> center for disease control
<Lucent> i said WHO
<Thumb> what? i'm asking you
<Lucent> World Health Organization
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Quote: 4781; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Matt_of_Ni> is there anyway of overclocking your modem?
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Quote: 4783; Rating: 155; [+|-]
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<cluelezz> ok... i'm in #bearcave... now what?
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Quote: 4786; Rating: 510; [+|-]
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<malkav> 96 kbps is cd quality
<sic> you must have cd's from mexico or something :[[
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Quote: 4789; Rating: 523; [+|-]
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<DrWoody> Look I'm writing a letter!
<DrWoody> Dear Internet Explorer:
<DrWoody> I HATE YOU! DIE!!
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Quote: 4790; Rating: 562; [+|-]
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<DAL9000> my pseudogirlfriend's preacher was like, all over her
<DAL9000> and she's not very liked at her church
<DAL9000> cuz they think she's seducing him
<trep> pseudogirlfriend, haha
<DAL9000> yes
<DAL9000> that's a fancy word for stalking interest.
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Quote: 4791; Rating: 502; [+|-]
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<Aaron> +v
*** Crappy sets mode: +v Aaron
<Aaron> typing +v made crappy put me on +v automatically?
<Crappy> maybe, try typing +b :)
<Aaron> +b
*** Crappy sets mode: +b *!*@m57-mp1-cvx1a.bre.ntl.com
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Quote: 4792; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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[Synoptica] no, he's not lagged. he's just stupid.
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Quote: 4795; Rating: 545; [+|-]
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<The_Roach> Well, the boss' wife needs me to fix her computer.
<The_Roach> You know what that means.
<Anton> you're gonna be fixing a computer for a bit?
<Waldo> pr0n music stuck in your head?
<The_Roach> Yes and yes.
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Quote: 4797; Rating: 672; [+|-]
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<DrWoody> We're talking about C++ here right?
<detmod> no java, duh
<DrWoody> Oh, I though Univ. of IL was too l337 for java
<detmod> what the hell is l337?
<DrWoody> OMG YOU CANNOT POSSIBLY BE A COMP SCI MAJOR! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT L337 IS!!! =O
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Quote: 4799; Rating: 771; [+|-]
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<BadM0f0> Hello, this is a Polish virus. Since we do not have the technology to create a real virus, please delete all files on your home directory.
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Quote: 4800; Rating: 150; [+|-]
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<lewpoo> whats the most advanced topic in java?
<joeblowgt> lewpoo: not getting kickbanned in #java
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<Amanda> Oh yeah, a thug did his commemorative speech on "P Diddy" today
<kisama_> fuck thugs
<kisama_> thugs will amount to shit later
<kisama_> there's a bunch of thugs here taking CISCO NETWORKING CERTIFICATION courses
<kisama_> they are all "YEAH MAN I'M GONNA MAKE 80K COMING RIGHT OUT OF HIGH SCHOOL MAN!"
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Quote: 4809; Rating: 852; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #bible
<Synial> Have you ever wondered what JESUS looks like without his skimpy loincloth? WITH advanced technology, we have made a realistic image of the full Jesus! Is he hung like his dad? FIND OUT NOW! FREE XXX PICTURES!!!
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Quote: 4813; Rating: 78; [+|-]
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<mov> scali and DAL here, cool must say
<DAL9000> mov: nice set of lips to reach my ass all the way from sweden
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Quote: 4814; Rating: 617; [+|-]
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<ishmal> wandered into a lesbian bar once, was there about an hour before i noticed
<ishmal> lots of girls, no guys
<ishmal> thought i was just lucky
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Quote: 4815; Rating: 187; [+|-]
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<Dabljuh> hey
<Dabljuh> People keep mentioning I would be akilled
<Dabljuh> which is simply not true
*** Quits: Dabljuh ([email protected]) (User has been banned from ZiRC (Repeated ban evasion))
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Quote: 4816; Rating: 414; [+|-]
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<kanin> if (User->HasAppropriateBook()) { while (User->LacksClue()) { User->ReadAppropriateBook(); } }
else { while(User->HasNotGottenAppripriateBook()) {User->StumbleAroundHalfAssedInTheDark(); User->WhineOnIRC(); } }
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Quote: 4818; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines?
<Cyrix> what.
<jim4> vv: no
<Cyrix> get a new cd
<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
*** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has left #C++
<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
*** vvortex3 ([email protected]) has joined #c++
<vvortex3> jerk
<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver
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Quote: 4819; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1?
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<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey?
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<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180
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<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard
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<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD. It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me.
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Quote: 4837; Rating: 646; [+|-]
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<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
<KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle
<KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices
<KeeperS> how do you get that wrong?
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Quote: 4838; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct
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Quote: 4839; Rating: 430; [+|-]
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<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise
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Quote: 4840; Rating: 802; [+|-]
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* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile
<DuneBoy> missing ) my ass
<ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek."
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Quote: 4842; Rating: 24; [+|-]
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<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn
<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing
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Quote: 4843; Rating: 375; [+|-]
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<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat
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<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife
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<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam
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Quote: 4848; Rating: 8298; [+|-]
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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK
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