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Quote: 3618; Rating: 524; [+|-]
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<establish> 16/f/virgin/36c/firmtits/5'9/125 pounds/I like guys who are short, overweight, not good looking, and who are really into computers and video games/plus I have genital warts
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Quote: 3619; Rating: 383; [+|-]
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<FreshBrew> BEAT MY CHILDREN
<kolby> You take that B off and I won't even charge ya.
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<meohmy> at the end of the day its smokers that keep the hospitals running
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Quote: 3621; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion
<noj> no it isn't
<noj> you puss
<djcrom> ok let me rephrase
<djcrom> its so hard to create a build in an electro song without any percussion and make it not sound gay
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Quote: 3622; Rating: -12; [+|-]
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<shaun|bbl> I've been smokin my cats shit recently, once you get over the bad taste, it actually fucks you up good....:P
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Quote: 3623; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<fai|ure> pearl must have some cavern pussy if she's wanting it in the ass everytime
<pearl> i didnt say everytime
<pearl> occasionally is nice :)
<pearl> jd has the nicest thing to say about me usually
<fai|ure> i'm that sensitive type of guy
<fai|ure> ya' know what i'm sayin'
<Ginger> cavernous is not good
<Ginger> cept
<Ginger> for the esophageal capacity
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Quote: 3625; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<nakke> !dictionary fellatio
<FillyJonk> 2 entries found for fellatio.
<FillyJonk> fel-la-ti-o (f-l, -sh, f-) n. Oral stimulation of the penis. [New Latin, from Latin felltus, past participle of fellre, to suck. See dh(i)- in Indo-European Roots.]
<JibberJim> So billions is spent on making it possible for people to "chat" across the world, and access dictionary's and what do you do? - look up dirty words...
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Quote: 3627; Rating: 68; [+|-]
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<Phil> i always have fun when 11 inches is involved
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Quote: 3630; Rating: 6647; [+|-]
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<blazemore> omg i love this song
<blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
<Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
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Quote: 3632; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<tsui-ji> gyl: go into #asian and tell em you are white, have muscles and drive a nice car and mad chicks will msg you
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Quote: 3634; Rating: 206; [+|-]
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<tyne> my life consists of 2 things
<tyne> music
<tyne> and debt
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Quote: 3635; Rating: 992; [+|-]
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<L0ne_W0lf> I saw a lady at work today putting a credit card into her floppy drive and pulling it out very quickly. I inquired as to what she was doing and she said she was shopping on the Internet, and they asked for a credit card number, so she was using the ATM "thingy."
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Quote: 3636; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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<kung_fu_mike> its not a fast rmix when all you did was speed up the bit rate
<kung_fu_mike> oh and degrade the quality
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Quote: 3638; Rating: 269; [+|-]
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<CoMBo> so for job titles, i should put Wholesale Distributor, Bookkeeping and ...what goes here
<jube> Village Idiot
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Quote: 3646; Rating: 326; [+|-]
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<WhitePony> I want to upgrade my t3 connection to a cable modem, where do i download the patch?
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Quote: 3647; Rating: 821; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #funadultchat
<Megumi> i am ready to receive my fun
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Quote: 3649; Rating: 226; [+|-]
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<PapaWo|f> any girls care to chat with 17/m/Van/Lamer/zits for days/hideously overweight/naked right at this moment spanking off to animal porn? msg me
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Quote: 3650; Rating: 268; [+|-]
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(@watchy): hey io
(@watchy): i am gonna put up a ebay auction
(@watchy): i'm gonna auction my sperm
(@watchy): haha
*** Quits: watchy (Excess Flood)
(@[IO]): or not
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Quote: 3651; Rating: 48; [+|-]
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[illz] i could maybe play it off him like 'im just taking my autistic friend out he's never had a drink before'
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Quote: 3652; Rating: 531; [+|-]
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<blazemore> one time i was camping with a bunch of friends and me and this girl were sleeping next to each other and we were both laying on our sides with our asses touching and i accidentally farted
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Quote: 3658; Rating: 321; [+|-]
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* auslandr pokes lint in the eye
<EigenLint> no poking.
* auslandr stabs lint in the eye
<auslandr> better?
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Quote: 3659; Rating: 629; [+|-]
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<Mazroth> A girl waved to me once before making out with her boyfriend, does that count as scoring?
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Quote: 3660; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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<FlipTopBox> oooh! i want a p'zone!
<mightyflo> "we tried spelling 'pizza' and 'calzone' but we fucked up."
<FlipTopBox> i was thinking more like "we were trying to find the most annoying name possible."
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Quote: 3661; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<Kiteless> anyways, invite only is often a good thing
<Kiteless> unless youre talking about girls of course..
<ScumDog> Kidon's giving you delusions about girls who like games being 'hot'
<ScumDog> she's a serious rarity - remember that
<mightyflo> sell her on ebay
<Kiteless> 'hot gamer gf'
<mightyflo> LQQK!
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Quote: 3662; Rating: 226; [+|-]
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<metroid23> all those dumb bots. they all sit around and make each other feel comfortable by confirming each others' decisions. it's like a big self-help group!
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Quote: 3663; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<TURBOMEAT> gross
<TURBOMEAT> note to self : clean george foreman grille before making grilled cheese
<Megami> Hmmm.... I think it's time for CC again. XD
<TURBOMEAT> the bread tastes of the fat of 1000 meals
<Megami> Why the hell would you make grilled cheese on an inclined grill in the first place? O.o;
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Quote: 3664; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<mappyman> i sent off for a PAL videotape of Captain Jack
<mappyman> still in backorder
<Hiko> heh
<Hiko> how you gonna play a PAL tape?
<mightyflo> just crack it
<mightyflo> www.vhscopyworld.com
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Quote: 3668; Rating: 324; [+|-]
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<ThaDragon> money == good life == pussy + beer.
<ThaDragon> Preferrably in that order. Pussy tastes horrible after beer.
<tenfour> eew
* ThaDragon grossed out tenfour
<tenfour> I can't stand the taste of beer
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Quote: 3670; Rating: 321; [+|-]
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<Object> shutting down your computer is like putting your dog in a cage
<Object> you just don't do that
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Quote: 3672; Rating: 286; [+|-]
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<blazemore> 1) he has pants listed in the arcade machine section
<blazemore> 2) why would you buy used clothes over the internet :/
<Slant|SCC> Let alone "techno raver DJ" pants?
<Steve-3> 9 bids so far
<Steve-3> maybe i should start selling my old boxers on ebay
<Steve-3> These boxers are in GREAT condition, with the exception of a spot where i let go a little early
<Slant|SCC> But they're not any ordinary boxser.
<Slant|SCC> They're "techno raver DJ" boxers!
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Quote: 3673; Rating: 403; [+|-]
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<dregan> Shush, or I'll stab you in the groin.
<MightyQuinn> no you won't.
<MightyQuinn> MY PENIS IS FAR TOO MIGHTY TO BE STABBED!
<dregan> Would you like to test that?
<MightyQuinn> no.
<dregan> I accept it may be hard to hit first time, but I'm willing to give it a go.
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Quote: 3677; Rating: 989; [+|-]
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<w3nis> I remember discussing bong tactics with a friend and drawing out plans and then we realized we had drew a pelican
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Quote: 3679; Rating: 473; [+|-]
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*** fr33b1rth sets mode: -o fr33b1rth
<fr33b1rth> shit...
<fr33b1rth> shitfuckdamn
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Quote: 3680; Rating: 212; [+|-]
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<mightyflo> i still want the milli vanilli cd
<mightyflo> the only place i've seen it is a smoky as hell pool hall
<scummo> Dr Q's.
<scummo> I go there specifically to play that entire CD all the time!!!
<scummo> And the best part is, all the people there never get that I was the one who put it on
<scummo> So they always strike up conversation like "Haha.. I wonder who the faggot who put this shit on was.."
<scummo> especially when I had the whole long-haired rocker image
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Quote: 3681; Rating: 240; [+|-]
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<rivvah> dude, he's from montana or some shit. 17.50 would buy a new house
<Ouroboros> What's a house?
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Quote: 3682; Rating: 373; [+|-]
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<Guinivere> they have cable in Montana?
<Ouroboros> Yeah, you use it for barb-wire fences.
<Ouroboros> You know, cable.
<Ouroboros> Or for pulling your truck out of the ditch or whatever.
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Quote: 3684; Rating: 55; [+|-]
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<dodgey> my g/f somtimes talks to me in html code
<dodgey> quite cute... eheh
<dodgey> like i go to bed the other night, she sais
<dodgey> actually, what did she say
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Quote: 3685; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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<bytraper> i would have charged data for it, but i felt sorry because he had boobs
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Quote: 3687; Rating: 421; [+|-]
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<OutLore> your the moron that believed us, i's not my fault your tent fell in the river
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Quote: 3689; Rating: 606; [+|-]
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<Valathar> No matter how depressed you are.... there is NOTHING that can't be fixed by titties.
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Quote: 3690; Rating: 200; [+|-]
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geoffduman: :: watches a movie with 2 word documents open, mail running and 3 im conversations going with absolutely no problems ::
e l i t e m r p: yeah well once i get my new pc ill watch 2 movies, with no word cause i dont have it, but instead ill open PS and load high res porn for midget transformation, then ill chat with hot 13 year olds via AIM AND ICQ... while LAUGHING AT YOU
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Quote: 3694; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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<CrackHoe> I was so drunk last night I could not even jerkoff
<CrackHoe> well I could
<CrackHoe> but I was so drunk I lost interest
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Quote: 3695; Rating: 347; [+|-]
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<CorranFox> but I wanted to ask something about a certain girl... who likes me
<CorranFox> its been buggin me for a while
<CorranFox> well since last night anyways
<CorranFox> care to listen?
<Slant> Sure. Do tell.
<scummo> "See.. her name's 'my mom'...
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Quote: 3697; Rating: 481; [+|-]
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<Villager> i was really pissed off this morning
<Villager> it was about 9am, i had a free period and i had just bought my breakfast; an egg, bacon & sausage bap, hash browns and a coffee,
<Villager> when the damned fire alarm goes before i've taken a bite
<Joshua> ...
<Joshua> you left the building just because an alarm went off?
<Joshua> with FOOD waiting for you?
<Villager> i put the hash browns in my pocket and carried the bap, but they all got cold
<Villager> i was going to stay but the security guards came round
<Joshua> oh
<Joshua> we don't have security guards just for fire alarms
<Joshua> "ya stay, ya burn" is the official policy i beleive
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Quote: 3698; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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<Joshua> i'm almost out of money for food... and i've got 4 more months before i go home...
<Joshua> all of my remaining food money is going towards caffeine.
<Villager> who needs food when you have caffeine eh?
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Quote: 3703; Rating: 347; [+|-]
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[dodgey ] wow!
[dodgey ] somthing fucken weird happened
[dodgey ] i just deleted porn :|
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Quote: 3704; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<gecko__> i just oiled up my cats ass,but now when i try to boff him he slips away!
<gecko__> =[~!
<Esad> i knew there was a reason i hated cats
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Quote: 3705; Rating: 75; [+|-]
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<orge> !speedtest
<orge> (_*_) @ 599Mhz
<claws03> at 907Mhz
<hydro-> niggers picking cotton @ 998Mhz
<jestuh> s00p3r 4thl0n runn1ng 4t 1696Mhz
<bos-> >=[ @ 341Mhz
<bradley> jerkin it @ 306Mhz
<DigDug> 207.4 millions of cycles per second :-o
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Quote: 3706; Rating: 175; [+|-]
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<+Xta-C> once, dad told me about the birds and the bees
<+Xta-C> i tried to shag a wasp :/
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Quote: 3707; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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* taz chills to : [Shonen Knife - Do The Bartman (Simpsons)] [3:20] [3.05MB/44KHz/128Kbit]
* Jumper chills to : [Your MOM and I.DIVX.XXX.AVI] [45:60] [560.04MB/44Khz/1024KBit]
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