|
Quote: 3835; Rating: 640; [+|-]
|
<Rajio> my friend's such a bastard, he wouldn't let me get my quarter's worth with VF4, challenged me just for the sake of beating me :P then he did the same with tekken, but then i wipped paul out and owned his ass :P
<toNe> Rajio: paul? is that like a nickname for it?
|
|
Quote: 3837; Rating: 281; [+|-]
|
<Slant> dpkg -i kernel-image-2.4.18_kami.1.0_i386.deb
<Sam|foo> ok
<Slant> ok, reboot.
<Sam|foo> brb
* Slant nods.
<-- Sam|foo has quit (QUIT: User exited)
<FlipTopBox> sucka. he's doomed, isn't he.
|
|
Quote: 3838; Rating: 542; [+|-]
|
<NeonId> general- Internet talk isn't even worth of being called a dialect. It's a mutilation of language, and we are the people who have to compensate for it's brazen idiocy.
<Potato> I'd even say it bites.
<JDigital> lol kthx
|
|
Quote: 3840; Rating: 610; [+|-]
|
[neckarse] well berret tesratr
[neckarse] wtf.. somone swapped my r and t...
|
|
Quote: 3841; Rating: 165; [+|-]
|
[17:23:28] [Synoptica] I AM GOING TO TAKE A SHIT NOW EVERYONE
[17:29:32] [Xta-C ] COOL!
[17:30:13] [Synoptica] jesus christ i dont remember eating chili
|
|
Quote: 3842; Rating: 178; [+|-]
|
<Ash> Op me so hard.
|
|
Quote: 3846; Rating: 339; [+|-]
|
<d1cer> omfg
<d1cer> i just shit the bigest shit in the world
<d1cer> :/
<d1cer> it was like a fucking legg
<LivinDead> lol
<LivinDead> how big was it?
<d1cer> umm
<d1cer> k
<d1cer> hold on leme get my ruler
|
|
Quote: 3848; Rating: 150; [+|-]
|
<zedebsky> Coughing sucks, but does get you higher :)
<tonic4> zedebsky, coughing opens up parts of your lungs that usually don't get in air, in the case of smoking, smoke, so thats how it gets you higher
<latez> lol
<latez> we've got a medic
|
|
Quote: 3849; Rating: 234; [+|-]
|
<DMC[tiky]> the word rocks is funny to me, cause when i was a little kid in fox chapel, my friends brother told him GO SUCK ON A ROCK, so he did, and everyone crowded around him and watched him suck on this rock for like 10 minutes.............
|
|
Quote: 3851; Rating: 246; [+|-]
|
<shin_k> rez is great though
<shin_k> just because of how insane it is visually
<shin_k> and w/ a great sound system it will make you CRAP YOUR PANTS
<TURBOMEAT> I don't think I've flat out crapped my pants yet
<TURBOMEAT> but there may have been some subtle fecal leakage, yes
|
|
Quote: 3852; Rating: 1115; [+|-]
|
<Hendrix> Its fun to go out in the cold weather and watch smokers pass out becuse they dont know when they're done exhaling
|
|
Quote: 3855; Rating: 304; [+|-]
|
<imsoemo> i should sell information on how to join irc on ebay
<imsoemo> FOR ONLY $3 I WILL SHOW YOU HOW TO TALK TO MORE ARROGANT ASSHOLES THAN YOU EVER DREAMED
<CaliburX> Just make it sound complicated and expensive
<CaliburX> Have you ever wanted to talk with other sophisticated beings like yourself for free on your own personal computer? With this 42 step guide your dreams will become a reality and your life will be forever enjoyable.
<CaliburX> Only $99.99 plus shipping and handling
|
|
Quote: 3857; Rating: 199; [+|-]
|
<Hiko> "all the people in #bemani are child molesters"
<nitrifik_> I'm not.
<mightyflo> not according to swedish law, anyway
<nitrifik_> exactly.
<nitrifik_> I have never sexed anyone below 15, so I'm all legal.
|
|
Quote: 3858; Rating: 708; [+|-]
|
<TURBOMEAT> my car caught fire.
<TURBOMEAT> I tried to flick a cigarette out the window
<TURBOMEAT> and it was only like 1/4 down
<TURBOMEAT> so it bounced off the window and went under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> 2 streets later there was smoke billowing out from under me
<TURBOMEAT> it landed on some paper
<TURBOMEAT> then started to burn the material under the seat
<TURBOMEAT> I wish someone had TOLD me smoking could be hazardous
|
|
Quote: 3864; Rating: -2; [+|-]
|
<ScumDog> I think the coathangers might have something to do with all those, ahem, "random" miscarriages
<shin_k> scum : THAT'S JUST STRAWBERRY JAM ON THE COAT HANGER, REALLY!
|
|
Quote: 3868; Rating: 1002; [+|-]
|
<Wodan> hi wich langage do u spieak?
<moonsee> heh
<moonsee> apparently not yours
|
|
Quote: 3869; Rating: 172; [+|-]
|
<Hoosier55> does anyone know where i can get a modchip installed cuz i hate to solder does best buy do it?
|
|
Quote: 3870; Rating: 516; [+|-]
|
<thunderka> somebody speak spanish?
<Suriv> i do
<thunderka> you do what?
|
|
Quote: 3871; Rating: 152; [+|-]
|
<crapple> i'd fuck a man for a gay.com vhost
|
|
Quote: 3872; Rating: 157; [+|-]
|
<poste> no, i know this chick with awesome big boobs...2 actually
<rox-work> 2 awesome big boobs?
<rox-work> i should hope so
<matthardy> like one boob on a chest, is like kinda funky and wrong
<spazzer> nah, poste is confused
<spazzer> the chick has one huge uniboob
<matthardy> spazz: ahaha uniboob
<spazzer> and a unibrow to match
|
|
Quote: 3873; Rating: 404; [+|-]
|
<Scofco> I wish I invented Jesus
|
|
Quote: 3874; Rating: 638; [+|-]
|
<Hostile> And now that i think of it, the west coast should be all renamed to the wastelands
<Scofco> It should be renamed to the east coast
<Scofco> then we would have 2 east coasts
<Scofco> it would rid gang violence
<Scofco> end the east coast / west coast struggle
<Scofco> with a simple name change
<Scofco> I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE
<Hostile> AGREED
|
|
Quote: 3876; Rating: 252; [+|-]
|
<Infe> damn, i hate buying a computer part, you always see a better deal the next day
<AlmtyBob> not me
<ryo-ohki> Just steal stuff, and you won't have that problem.
<Infe> but then they buy something newer and better to replace what you stole
<Infe> and you have to steal again!
|
|
Quote: 3877; Rating: 136; [+|-]
|
<MadScribe> it's called working for a growing company
<Soopa> work on my growing cock!
* Soopa has a way with words
<toNe> and a way with cocks
<Soopa> yeah that too
|
|
Quote: 3878; Rating: 302; [+|-]
|
<nARcOtIC]> any of u know someone witha f ast internet connection?
<[ric]> me, suppa fast... so fast I can't even see the packets go by when I open the modem up
<nARcOtIC]> how fast is it?
<[ric]> so fast I can't even explain it
<nARcOtIC]> right
<[ric]> so fast that by the time I try and upload something it was uploaded 10 minutes earlier
<[ric]> stunningly fast, it is..
|
|
Quote: 3880; Rating: 455; [+|-]
|
<drano> i need to go to sleep soon, i was late for school this morning
<Wyatt> being late rules.
<furandfx> periods
<furandfx> the only place being late does not rule
|
|
Quote: 3883; Rating: 4; [+|-]
|
<baras> who can help me to find job in holland, maybe in farm? pls
|
|
Quote: 3885; Rating: 154; [+|-]
|
<ScumDog> I don't think the act itself is sick, though. They're going to have sex with someone, it might as well be me.
|
|
Quote: 3887; Rating: 160; [+|-]
|
<KNG_SNK> ok i was at work today
<KNG_SNK> and two ppl were missing...
<KNG_SNK> and this guy's office was locked
<KNG_SNK> but i knew there was someone in there... VERY quiet too
<KNG_SNK> so me and some buds went over to the next building
<KNG_SNK> to try to peek in
<KNG_SNK> and man... they were goin at it
<KNG_SNK> but we could clearly see humping action
|
|
Quote: 3888; Rating: 239; [+|-]
|
<nitrifik_> wtf? that's blazemore? he looks 12!
<P2E> maybe that's why he has so much porn
|
|
Quote: 3891; Rating: 666; [+|-]
|
(|Chris) it's the gift that keeps on giving
(Amanda`) Herpes?
|
|
Quote: 3893; Rating: 528; [+|-]
|
<elliptic> does any1 else name their member set/get functions with "Please" in the end?
|
|
Quote: 3894; Rating: 96; [+|-]
|
<gc> it would take approximatly 40 286's to equals the power of your average 1 GHz desktop
<cabbage> um, where did you pull that crap from?
<gc> do the math
<cabbage> haha
<ian> what math
<_gene> well you know .. THE math ;)
<jwzrd-> gc: are you adding clockspeed here ?
<gc> no its the cache,
|
|
Quote: 3898; Rating: 927; [+|-]
|
*** opinion ([email protected]) has joined #bemani
<opinion> hey guys
<opinion> WHY DONT YOU VOICE YOUR OPINION
*** ScumDog sets mode: +v opinion
|
|
Quote: 3902; Rating: 811; [+|-]
|
<+Tre> how do I get girls to have sex with me?
<+sp00n> show them software you have written..woman go wild for that kind of stuff
<+Tre> for real? how should i show them? do I carry my laptop around and show random woman??
|
|
Quote: 3905; Rating: 181; [+|-]
|
<Rbrt> i have decided to file for a divorce
<nharris> Rbrt.. wise move
<Rbrt> yepp neil
<closedown> did you just have a kid?
<Rbrt> yes i did
<nharris> my brother's inlaws are DICKS.. except his bro in law..he's cool
<Rbrt> the kid doesnt change the fact that she's a psycho
<closedown> ah
<closedown> my gf's trying to hint at marriage
<closedown> that would surely cut into my irc time
|
|
Quote: 3908; Rating: 804; [+|-]
|
*** Jei-Dijitaru has quit IRC (Do we really need warnings that the lead in paint will kill you? Keep in mind that these people have already made a conscious decision to CONSUME PAINT.)
|
|
Quote: 3909; Rating: 668; [+|-]
|
<BombScare> i should go buy a skateboard and go sk00l some kids at the park
<BombScare> since im an expert at all 3 tony hawk games, i should have no problem pulling off those tricks in real life
|
|
Quote: 3912; Rating: 250; [+|-]
|
<i4get> life sucks.
<Waldo> yeah, but so do some girls so it kinda evens out
<i4get> X(
<i4get> funny Waldo
|
|
Quote: 3913; Rating: 217; [+|-]
|
<ScumDog> Mexicans rock because down in Mexico they're too poor to update any of the arcade games
<ScumDog> so all the players rock at games on 12-year-old hardware
<ScumDog> not surprisingly, there's also a large concentration of Double Dragon champions there
|
|
Quote: 3917; Rating: 41; [+|-]
|
* FlipTopBx crosses his fingers
<FlipTopBx> pleeeease snow. ;-)
<mightyflo> people have stuff to do tomorrow. stuff they've been looking forward to for a long time. snow would be bad.
<FlipTopBx> oh, that party is tomorrow, isn't it.
<FlipTopBx> where's he live?
<mightyflo> the land of kirk
<FlipTopBx> i'll make arrangements for it not to snow in that area then
|
|
Quote: 3918; Rating: 390; [+|-]
|
<zetullus> This is just not happening. Im sure I was smarter than this when I went to bed
|
|
Quote: 3920; Rating: 688; [+|-]
|
<djLiKu> tell her to give me a blueprint of her vagina
<blazemore> wtf are you gonna do with a blueprint
<blazemore> construct your own vagina?
<djLiKu> yes
<djLiKu> it's like ocean's 11
<djLiKu> i'm gonna plan out first with a demo
|
|
Quote: 3925; Rating: 23; [+|-]
|
<gg0dd> ok what do i declare the variable the user inputs an IP adress??
<gg0dd> u know lets say i want him to type 127.0.0.1
<O_6> what language are you speaking?
<gg0dd> c++
<matts> hahaha
|
|
Quote: 3926; Rating: 441; [+|-]
|
<Panty_HaX0r> how old are you?
<phubuh> 13
<Scofco> I wish I was 13 again, then I wouldn't have AIDS
|
|
Quote: 3927; Rating: 328; [+|-]
|
<cornbeef> 8? i didnt even know what a vagina was at 8
<Scofco> I didn't learn to masturbate until I was 17... up until then I always thought 'masturbation' was a type of pasta dish they served in fancy restaurants
|
|
Quote: 3928; Rating: 305; [+|-]
|
<illfates> the first time I had an orgasm
<illfates> i had my dick buried all the way into a stuffed animal
<illfates> a kangaroo named "Fred"
|
|
Quote: 3931; Rating: 162; [+|-]
|
<Panty_HaX0r> I masturbate near constantly, and I have a steady supply of sex
<Scofco> sex-drives that high should be bottled and sold on store shelves
|
|
Quote: 3932; Rating: 1106; [+|-]
|
<Detrafilia> One time i was so tired, i had asked 'how are you?' in rpgamer, and then i looked in a diff query, went back to rpgamer, saw the 'how are you?' and i go 'oh fine, just a little sleepy. thanks. You?'
|
|
Quote: 3934; Rating: 407; [+|-]
|
<maff> I've got a riot breaking out in my pants
<D1> need some backup?
<D1> I mean...
<D1> ok, that was really gay.
<maff> I don't get down like that d1
<D1> I apologize.
<Guilty> Why dont you just join the cast of Oz and get it over with D1
|
|