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<SaraAB> ok you will probably think im stupid but i was on the phone with my friend and i was freaking out because the game ffx talks!!!!
<mightyflo> what was the point of having voice acting in ffx if the main character is just gonna say "..." all the time anyway?
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Quote: 3358; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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<tril0gy> i think with my gov't tax return i'm gunna buy a redmav
<spicrx7> you're better off getting a shirt that says "I suck cock."
<ChronosGW> Then you and DMC can be mav-buddies
<spicrx7> same effect as having a red mav
<spicrx7> except the tshirt would be worth more
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Quote: 3360; Rating: 418; [+|-]
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<kolby> i dont think the number of times ive jacked off to britney spears can be calculated
<kolby> it never gets old
<kolby> i think that's what love is
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<Dllem> "another expressed his desire to try "onal sex." We're not sure what that is, but it sounds kinky."
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Quote: 3363; Rating: 137; |
<Nettik> I had some Huge ass guy name Ray try to squeeze the shit out of me
<Nettik> the guy is REAL strong and pretty agile for being big
<Nettik> he grabbe a hold of me and started squeezing, he didnt like it when I kicked his leg out from underneath him too much, but he squeezed harder. It all depends on how far I was willing to go
<spazzer> <Nettik> and soon i had a nice loaf the size of a breadbox in my drawers
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Quote: 3369; Rating: 347; [+|-]
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<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad
<hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little?
<C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
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Quote: 3371; Rating: 390; [+|-]
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<orion> A FUCKING GAY CLUB
<orion> HOMOS WILL TOUCH MY FUCKING FLYER
<orion> this is a NIGHTMARE
<orion> where's my time-release cyanide capsule of death
<Guilty> Now orion, you arent gay from homo's touching a flyer you made
<Guilty> Unless said flyer is a picture of your dick
<Guilty> Which knowing you, it might be
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Quote: 3373; Rating: 573; [+|-]
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<Wes> While most dudes go day-to-day waiting for sex to happen, the sex offenders go out and MAKE it happen.
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<Maxisout> Apoc has so much brail on his face it would confuse a blind person
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Quote: 3376; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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<Kraz> I am bored with the internet
<Kraz> believe it or not
<Kraz> there are no more "killer apps"
<Kraz> it's all a big let down
<Kraz> mostly coz it's not 3d
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Quote: 3377; Rating: 282; [+|-]
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[20:21] <Wabajape> how many gbas did you buy?
[20:21] <KidHype> 2
[20:22] <KidHype> his and hers
[20:22] <Wabajape> none for the kids?
[20:22] <KidHype> we are the kids
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Quote: 3385; Rating: 97; [+|-]
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<crums|zzz> i love my bed
<crums|zzz> still need to christen it...grrr
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Quote: 3388; Rating: 536; [+|-]
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<Ponder> He found a better job, got a new gf.
<Ponder> All because he stopped smoking
<tragic> i need to start smoking, so then i can quit and all sorta good shit will happen to me
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Quote: 3389; Rating: 382; [+|-]
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<Ad0> anyone got monsters inc?
<Ad0> my gf wants to see it
<Idler> Ad0: No, but I got a monster in my pants
<Idler> and I bet your girlfriend wants to see that
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Quote: 3391; Rating: 736; [+|-]
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<AaronStJ> I'd buy it. And by buy, I mean warez
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Quote: 3392; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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<Snag> i saw this thing...... its like a rod with two lips you put like a special rod-lube in it..
<Snag> supposed to be like a bj.... throat included
<XDDD> i prefer women for my bjs
<boozie> haha
<XDDD> but im kinda weird
<XDDD> i guess the pipe would be better, no body to get rid of afterwards
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<|TrunX|> don't make me bust out my pic
<|TrunX|> you will all turn gay
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Quote: 3402; Rating: 719; [+|-]
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<|sco|t> doesn anyone in here know a good amount of php
<Jumper> |sco|t, the #php guys do ;)
<JibberJim> |sco|t go to #php
<[ric]> and #women is full of women, go figure
<JibberJim> and #teens is full of 40 year old men.
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Quote: 3403; Rating: 273; |
* IZS logs in and delets all potential child porn
<IZS> rm -rf /
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Quote: 3407; Rating: 1773; [+|-]
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<timmo> and it involves a girl named bertha
<timmo> WHO WOULD SUBJECT THEIR DAUGHTER TO THE HORRORS OF THAT NAME
<timmo> 'this is my daughter bertha, she eats villages'
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Quote: 3408; Rating: -43; [+|-]
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<steve-kun> everybody's someone else's nigger
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Quote: 3409; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<grifferz> what is more funny is when dalnet EB sends a message to their mailing lists saying "don't talk about this issue, kill the thread" thus ensuring the thread will never, ever end
<grifferz> it is like a reverse godwin
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Quote: 3410; Rating: 715; [+|-]
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<ben> on sep 11th dalnet issued a statement offering condolences and saying how they were non-politicial
<ben> and you almost believe them until you see it was issued by Melech which is the hebrew word for king
<ben> i.e. israeli contacts, etc
<ben> NON POLITICAL MY ARSEY
<grifferz> wow, and like, the way bahamut is the name of a dragon, maybe all these names have real meaning and dalnet staff are really hyperdiemnsional dragon warriors from the planet Oper!!
<grifferz> fucking scary eh
<ben> yes
<grifferz> or, they could be just nicknames. I DO NOT KNOW
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Quote: 3411; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<erik> i guess that means oral sex is out of the question then
<grifferz> I dunno, with the stuff I've been coughing up today, your spooge might actually be more pleasant
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Quote: 3413; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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[DigDug] wow, i was so dehydrated this morning...
[DigDug] i took a piss and it looked like there was an egg yolk coming out of my penis
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Quote: 3415; Rating: 539; [+|-]
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<Crappy> tbe
<Crappy> er
<Crappy> the internet is cool
<Crappy> my triumphant statement somewhat dampened by my inability to type "the"
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Quote: 3416; Rating: 437; [+|-]
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<Nyphur> How long till Chaz gets on, roughly?
<Koji_Ishida> when hell freezes over...
* Koji_Ishida shortens the timespan... and sets the temp down in helll
*** Chaz ([email protected]) has joined channel #AlgolXR
<Koji_Ishida> told you lowering the temp in hell always works
* Koji_Ishida breaks off an icicle
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Quote: 3421; Rating: 607; [+|-]
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<DrWoody> One time I was at the store with my friend and there were these underage kids in the porn section they kicked out while we were in there.
<DrWoody> so they gave us their money and we bought porn for them
<L33TKnight> your good deed for the day?
<DrWoody> I like to give back to society.
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Quote: 3423; Rating: 285; [+|-]
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<aNuBiS-> hit it before before puberty does
<aNuBiS-> thats my motto
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Quote: 3432; Rating: 388; [+|-]
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<grifferz> I love vim so much
<grifferz> pets can die, women will fuck you over
<grifferz> but vim's love is pure
* ben moves away
<grifferz> vim is truly a man's best friend
* IZS calls for the men in white coats
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Quote: 3433; Rating: 1007; |
<kolby> Allow me to be serious. Kolby serious? Yea right. Well I'm kinda drunk and feel like getting a few things off my chest. See I'm not even supposed to be alive right now. When my mom was giving birth there was a big problem. I was suffocating and I almost died.
<Wes> how were you suffocating?
<kolby> See what happend is that my dick was wrapped around my neck 8 times.
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Quote: 3435; Rating: 1060; [+|-]
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<Maxstah> i had a cable repair call at this arian nation nazi guys house today
<Maxstah> funny his name was joseph black
<Maxstah> i told him thats ironic
<Maxstah> he got pissed
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Quote: 3439; Rating: 16; [+|-]
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<dodge> i tell ya
<dodge> youre sitting here one minuite, the next thing you know youve just woken up and theres ya laptop under yer pillow...
<Lord-Data> nope.. just you ...
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Quote: 3448; Rating: 667; [+|-]
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<timmo> you know what makes me laugh
<timmo> web cam chicks
<timmo> who try to lick their own nipples
<timmo> but fall short
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Quote: 3451; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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<smcn> tomorrow's forecast: partly cloudy with a slight chance of terrorism
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Quote: 3452; Rating: 250; [+|-]
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<Blackmail> I should get a realdoll
<Blackmail> imagine me applying for a loan for that from my bank "yeah, I need a love doll"
<tobdude> LOL
<zerox> I'm sure you could get a realdoll on ebay for half the price
<Blackmail> ew, a used one
<Blackmail> and not made the way I want it either
<zerox> is this the one you want Blackmail
<zerox> http://www.realdoll.com/maledoll1.html
<aNuBiS-> hahah
<Blackmail> I want a she-he-doll
<tobdude> thats so wrong
<CanOfSpam> We're long overdue for an Oprah doll
<Blackmail> UPS won't take anything that heavy
<CanOfSpam> oh
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Quote: 3453; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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<Jumper> which one are you reading ?
<snot> security experts ( news.com.com )
<Jumper> ah, news.com that redirects to news.com.com for unfatomable reasons
<Jumper> I guess they weren't commy enough
<Jumper> haw haw, get it ?? RED BASTARDS
<snot> they where news.com.com.com before the .com bust, guess they just playing it safe
<Jumper> yeah, they must've hyped down now
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Quote: 3454; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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<Mike> ARGH SHIT
<Mike> Ive been on the internet for ALMOST 3 HOURS
<Mike> SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHITE
<Mike> BIG HUGE PHONE BILL
<Mike> bye bye everyone
*** Mike ([email protected]) Quit (Quit: Mike is Gone, Nobody Noticed)
<Jumper> heh
<Jumper> "phone"
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Quote: 3456; Rating: 293; [+|-]
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<jstepka-w> she said to me 'we need a few months off'
<Flav> "a few months? sweet, that'll let me run through the bitches on my TODO list"
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Quote: 3457; Rating: 935; [+|-]
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<Legatic> How can you think you matter when your URL has a tilde in it?
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Quote: 3460; Rating: 446; [+|-]
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<agrath> I banned him cause he pointed out i was a virgin
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Quote: 3464; Rating: 133; [+|-]
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<Object> i'm good for 15 minutes
<sh0> Object, 15 minutes ?!
<sh0> you better have a lot of cash to keep yo bitch loyal
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Quote: 3465; Rating: 376; [+|-]
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<f9|war3beta> These Mint Skittles taste like shit.
<Brentai> MINT SKITTLES?
<JDigital> f9: Tell me about it. Over here, we call the green ones "Excre-mint".
<JDigital> Alternatively known as "New car smell" flavour.
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Quote: 3469; Rating: 240; [+|-]
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<blazemore> Windows XP Professional Uptime: 4wks 4hrs 55secs
<blazemore> time to reboot
<ScumDog> that's so retarded
<mandarin> heh...uptime is sad
<mandarin> more sad is most *nix nerds have longer uptime records than relationship records ;)
<mightyflo> Relationship OSR2 Sexual Uptime: 2wks 6hrs 12secs
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Quote: 3474; Rating: 249; [+|-]
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<@Catgirl> The three stages of Catgirl hating: #1) "FUCK YOU I'M RIGHT YOU'RE WRONG" #2) "FUCK YOU I BET YOU'RE NOT A GIRL" #3) "FUCK YOU" *ban* PM: "I'd like to fuck you."
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<Darksyde> dood you make texas look like a big dildo
<blazemore> i'd rather be a big dildo than a small dildo
<blazemore> especially the kind the secretes fake jizz that tastes like oranges
<Geek-> lol
<Geek-> how would you know about that shit?
* blazemore is away
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Quote: 3485; Rating: 248; [+|-]
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<DrWoody> alcohol is my anti-drug.
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Quote: 3487; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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<]Di[ein> seriously..... imma put 2x turbos....nos....air intake...... get that pos lowered even though it is already lowered
<]Di[ein> get some 5's
<]Di[ein> (it has go cart wheels)
<Vandium> A FESTIVA
<Vandium> ROFL!
<]Di[ein> the only car in the world where u get a buy one get one free deal!
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Quote: 3498; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<stack> if($want == "illegal") connect(efnet);
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Quote: 3500; Rating: 308; [+|-]
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<bdi> if you lookin' for sympathy, you better look between R and T in the fucking dictionary
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