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<[ric]> are you going to start wearing clothes after the court case? |
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<AxxA69> What the hell is a r33t??? |
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<snag> <@Mir> I wonder what it would be like to fuck in space... in 0-gee
<snag> you need to fuck first
<snag> then you can be picky |
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<spazzer> i think i'm wearing my mom's pants right now
<spazzer> what the FUCK |
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<Ecntrcjrk> Eating babies is like eating Veal.
<Ecntrcjrk> Only..... babies. |
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<Soopa> everyone hurry up and get banned so we can troll some other channel |
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<duk0r> Vegetable oil is made out of vegetables. Olive oil is made out of olives. So what the fuck is baby oil made out of? |
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<NinjaRyu> I remember in sex ed in the 10th grade someone actually asked whether the "pull-out" method was effective birth control |
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<Maxstah> GOD what i'd do for gwen (stefani) to just kiss the tip of my cock
<Javi> you'd blow me?
<Maxstah> javi i'd swallow
<Maxstah> i'm comfortable with my hentrosexuality
<Maxstah> long as i have a coke to chase it down with |
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<putnam> this chinese kid said something so damn funny today on the phone
<putnam> let me give you the exact quote that he said, i will make sure not to make any typos. just picture hearing a chinese thug say this
<putnam> i said "man i'm gonna kick your ass" and he responds with:
<putnam> oh fuck nah...i'm gonna get some brick, and throw it across your window. i'm gonna throw it across your window and burn your bushes. |
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(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?
(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
(Samadhi) He may check you though
(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth
(Brodie) Sweet
(Brodie) This is win win |
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<shaun|WRK> bah...porno's get borring after like 5 min
<|D-ToX|> all u just told me was u Blow yer load in 5 mins |
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<Orange1> why won't openbsd recognize my usb floppy drive?
<Orange1> it starts booting, but then can't find itself |
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<JMPZ> Either you are too horny for you're own good, or I am...
<Joshua> i don't know what that means...
<Joshua> 'too horny'?
<Joshua> usually once you get too horny the problem solves itself |
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<berly> *puh*u00a0 You can call me anything you want!
<Joshua> aww... i'll try not to abuse that, sex-kitten
<Joshua> i like that sentence better without punctuation... |
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<sQuEeDeN> so much homework
<Joshua> shoot yourself in the shoulder and tell them you had to go FIGHT THE WAR ON TERRORISM! instead of doing useless homework
<shift> ass |
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<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 _.---._u00a0 u00a0 /\
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ./'u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "--`//
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ./u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 o
<friedegg>u00a0u00a0 ././u00a0 )______u00a0u00a0 __
<friedegg> ./u00a0u00a0 / /u00a0 u00a0u00a0 | |u00a0u00a0 7
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "u00a0 u00a0 "u00a0 "
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 _.---._u00a0 u00a0 /\
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ./'u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "--`//
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0u00a0 ./u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 u00a0 o
<friedegg>u00a0u00a0 ././u00a0 )______u00a0u00a0 __
<friedegg> ./u00a0u00a0 / /u00a0 u00a0u00a0 | |u00a0u00a0 7
<friedegg>u00a0 u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "u00a0 u00a0u00a0 "u00a0 u00a0 "u00a0 "
<b|ubeard> eek
<friedegg> shhh
<friedegg> i'm observing wildlife |
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* soya-88 squeezes your cock.
* Tim_K makes sure it's loaded. |
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* FlipTopBox eats Dicks
<FlipTopBox> capitalization is very important sometimes |
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<sDB> angelic smells of trout
<angelic> morning |
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<Spin0ut> ok, going to try the bed thing again <aNuBiS-> Spin0ut: Fucking your pillow till you bleed? |
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<spazzer> !quote *_bas*
<festis> <_Bas> stop fucking quoting me |
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<aNuBiS-> i will spray my he-salsa on trilogy's man-gina |
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<aNuBiS-> RaMTuFF: You should know better than to drive under the influence of a hard-on |
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<Spin0ut> devvie: Hey, it may be short, but it sure is skinny |
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<aNuBiS-> I think Taurus is greek for Recall |
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<drlion> linux hacker 1: i'm bored.u00a0 linux hacker 2: let's re-write the whole kernel!u00a0 linux hacker 1: ok.u00a0 *hackety-hack*u00a0 linux hacker 1: wow, it's 0.00001% faster and takes up 1kb less space!u00a0 linux hacker 2: w00t. |
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<myst> so what about you? anything interesting?
<Joshua> i'm writting a book and i just left a naked lady in her bed seconds before her roommates came home.
<Joshua> it was like *pulls on pants* *roommates walk in*
<myst> what's your book about?
<Joshua> lol!
<Joshua> yup, you're a chick
<myst> lol
<myst> rofl |
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<myst> FYI, it wasn't true love that called earlier, it was my mom... lol |
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<myst> nah, snow is cool.
<Joshua> if you're a bear.
<myst> skiing, snowboarding, etc.
<myst> just have to dress for it
<Joshua> that's how i broke my arm for the first time
<Joshua> snowboarding
<myst> oh ouch
<Joshua> or rather, falling down a hill because you SUCK at snowboarding |
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<myst> yeah i suck at snowboarding too
<myst> skiing easier
<Joshua> yeah, i broke my arm and then my dad walked up to my twisted wreck of a body and told me i was faking it.
<Joshua> he wouldn't even take me to the doctor's until my mom came home and yelled at him.
<myst> lol! ah parents |
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<myst> of course with all the pro- USA, rah, rah, crap we hear... i probally just ignored it
<Joshua> ah damn, i'm sorry about that
<myst> ah teens and guns. yes i have read a few stories on that topic.
<Joshua> as an american, i'm going to have to appologys
<Joshua> *appologies?
<Joshua> soemthing like that
<Joshua> fuck it
<Joshua> i'm an american
<Joshua> i don't have to spell |
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<bits> about 7-8mil live in sydney
<bits> well not "sydney city" but live in sydney and its surrounding suburbs
<Joshua> nice
<Joshua> oh wait, you guys are on the metric system
<bits> yep
<Joshua> that's only like 3.5 million people in our system
<bits> lol |
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<nappyjallapy> dude nobody knows
<nappyjallapy> but these fucking japs own ameritech
<nappyjallapy> everyone thinks it's AMERItech
<nappyjallapy> but it's JAPAfuckingtech
<nappyjallapy> fuck them |
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<jip_> anyone know offhand how to make comments in lisp?
<Jumper> people still use lisp ?
<Liqd_Work> people started using lisp?
<MediArc> people can program?
<Jumper> ..people ?
<MediArc> ??
<drlion> there was light? |
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(Sarojin) Haha nice, I got referred to the Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership by askjeeves.com, and the banner on the top said across it "WHY PAY RETAIL!?" |
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<Chaderz> Damnit man, get MSN!
<Dog_Welder> Unlike most, I find that Bill's dick chafes my ass |
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<dot> one sex
<dot> eek
<dot> sec
<dot> damn that typo
<Alexander> sure
<Waldo> paging doctor freud...
<Waldo> paging doctor freud... |
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<dot> i make that typo irl too
<dot> wait... it's not a "typo" then...
* dot gets confused about real life
<dot> real life... has no keyboards...
* dot tries to remember this |
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<atomic__> i wish i had a .no hostname so i could act stupid and no one would ever question why i acted the way i did |
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<_ry0suke_> My dad has no nuts
<Deathwinter> Really?
<_ry0suke_> OOPS, I meant my cat |
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<Waldo> tool, are you retarded or just an idiot? i need to know if i should just hate you or pity you as well.
<Tool> i think you should hate me
<Waldo> that's a given
<Waldo> i need to know if i should pity you as well. |
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<Survivor> heh , metallica really sux
<Waldo> yeah, they're a shitty mix of country and rock
<Survivor> they was a good band before 90`s
<Waldo> was they?!?!
* Waldo pokes survivor in the eye |
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<aNuBiS-> spic and i went and bought 30 shovels, no background check, fucked some niggers up. |
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*** devolve ([email protected]) has joined
<devolve> what is the name of the sexual activity where you put a tube up each others ass and pass shit between it
<aNuBiS-> devolve: Looking for something to do on a Saturday night in New Zealand? |
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<Evil_Rob> JLsoft:u00a0 Not like I'm going to wander the streets, jerking off homeless people. |
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<natescape> There's a new soft drink that contains Viagra instead of caffeine, it's called Mount-n-Do. |
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<Richie> i kinda sent him the strange link to gay porn
<duckman> so he sent you here?
<Richie> revenge is strange sometimes
<Joshua> well... i guess we know what we have to do...
* Joshua takes off his pants |
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<SementE> anyone here have a commercial pilot license?
<blazemore> semente: do you have any idea how many fbi "carnivore" systems you just set off
<SementE> blazemore:u00a0 oh.. I forgot to add airline |
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<mxman> i think some people have non sensitive cocks
<spazzer> shit
<spazzer> you know its bad when your hand goes numb while you're pouding it |
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