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Quote: 82150; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work)
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Quote: 82151; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me.
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Quote: 82153; Rating: -11; [+|-]
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<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64
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Quote: 82154; Rating: 182; [+|-]
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<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake
<molo> BREASTESES
<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO!
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Quote: 82155; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID
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Quote: 82158; Rating: 154; [+|-]
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[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4am ?
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Quote: 82159; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg
<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
<keta> yeh
<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy
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Quote: 82160; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
<HansBlix> hahahaha
<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags
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Quote: 82162; Rating: 91; [+|-]
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ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively*
ramoth4: rotflmfao
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Quote: 82163; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers
<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school
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Quote: 82164; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants
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Quote: 82166; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?
<gho5t> who cares?
<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does
<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?
<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?
<gho5t> i'm sorry i care
<gho5t> let's go look together
<gho5t> i'll meet you at google
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Quote: 82167; Rating: 239; [+|-]
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* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<pig> obviously
<Nugget> it is software. ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
<Khatru> ..
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Quote: 82168; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"
<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".
<HamhamSoZ> ...I see
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Quote: 82169; Rating: 561; [+|-]
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<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> ....
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...
<SUMO> We never have any.
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Quote: 82170; Rating: 83; [+|-]
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VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war
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Quote: 82171; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<Bashman> What?
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<Bashman> O_O
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^
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Quote: 82173; Rating: 1158; [+|-]
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<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!
<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had
<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!
<KANG> I stand corrected.
<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!
<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die
<KANG> I hate you more than anything
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Quote: 82174; Rating: 58; [+|-]
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<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<Poison_Idea> please
<overandoutcaptn> nope
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<Poison_Idea> fuck
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way
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Quote: 82176; Rating: 762; [+|-]
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<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag
* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag)
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Quote: 82177; Rating: 804; [+|-]
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Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
Andrews: 'MANY.'
Andrews: FUCK
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Quote: 82184; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"
<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer
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Quote: 82185; Rating: 377; [+|-]
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<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK
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Quote: 82186; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining
<phyre> haha
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Quote: 82191; Rating: 207; [+|-]
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onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?
Blitzsama: maybe...
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it.
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Quote: 82192; Rating: 607; [+|-]
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<^Spike^> I just realised
<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.
<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK
<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.
<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.
<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist.
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Quote: 82193; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder
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Quote: 82194; Rating: 12; [+|-]
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<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Are you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself.
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Quote: 82195; Rating: 258; |
<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents
<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard.
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Quote: 82196; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait. The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology.
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Quote: 82197; Rating: 642; [+|-]
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<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters
<berger> he said no
<Zardoz> how old is his sister?
<berger> well
<berger> hmm
<berger> i suppose thats why he said no.
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Quote: 82198; Rating: 159; [+|-]
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<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen
<Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...
<Treen|Dead> ...
<Alvaro> ...
<Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*
<Alvaro> *awkward silence*
<Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?
<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?
<Zippo> Something.
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Quote: 82200; Rating: -11; [+|-]
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<goat^2> man, i just queefed
<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?
<goat^2> yeah
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross
<goat^2> stinked pretty bad
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have?
<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell
<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion
<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell
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Quote: 82201; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh"
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Quote: 82202; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable.
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Quote: 82203; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson?
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Quote: 82204; Rating: 186; [+|-]
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<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it
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Quote: 82205; Rating: -20; [+|-]
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* @mootlif3 * [Marilyn Manson - This Is The New Shit] [3205] [4:18/5.91MB/192Kbit]
<khaos> hm
<khaos> new manson?
<@mootlif3> yeh
<%jdp> LOL dumbass
<%jdp> you couldnt notice that from the song title?
<@mootlif3> lol
<khaos> fu lemar
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Quote: 82209; Rating: 33; [+|-]
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shoeman: ohhhh Kate Hudson....
shoeman: 0hhhhhh
EvilBanana: eew, bag o' bones
shoeman: oh shush
shoeman: lol
EvilBanana: she is!
shoeman: blah blah blah
EvilBanana: I have zits bigger than her boobs
shoeman: lol
shoeman: and since when are big boobs a big deal?
shoeman: :-P
EvilBanana: neva..but she absolutely lacks in the mammary department
EvilBanana: I'm not even sure she's a mammal
shoeman: lol
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Quote: 82212; Rating: 793; [+|-]
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(while watching live firefight in port city of Umm Qasr on TV)
<eva> omg
<eva> fucking campers
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Quote: 82217; Rating: 514; [+|-]
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<supervillain> i just masterbaited so hard my papercut reopened and then I got semen in my papercut.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard there is semen all over my roommate
<[sa]hack_the> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over my living room
<[SA]CrazyAchmed> I just masturbated so hard there is semen all over YOUR living room
<[sa]evensevenone> i just masterbated so hard my cock fell off
<[sa]mrpeabody0> i just masturbated so hard my guitar exploded.
<[SA]thatdog> i just masturbaited so hard mrpeabody's cock fell off
<[SA]StupidWhore> i just masturbated
<[sa]evensevenone> stupid: you're behind the curve there tiger
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Quote: 82218; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<astynax> i'm gonna install icq and look for some hoez
<deformated> hoez dont even know what irc is
<deformated> only in other countries do females use it
<astynax> ICQ, not IRC
<deformated> ahh it might help if i read things
<astynax> i heard it helps
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Quote: 82222; Rating: 415; [+|-]
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<abcbooze> a patriot missle shot down a british aircraft
<i8> Damn British pilots flying into our missiles...
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Quote: 82223; Rating: -103; [+|-]
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* Robzy spins round in his chair
* Robzy falls off...
* Robzy hurts his head
<Robzy> ouch.
* Robzy obviously needs sleep...
<Robzy> Neways....
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Quote: 82226; Rating: 270; [+|-]
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<a_passerby> and although she has never given me written consent to check her legs, i most certainly have
<flatface> lol
<Saotome_Ranma> testosterone alert
<Saotome_Ranma> woo woo
<Saotome_Ranma> passerb is becoming horny :o
<a_passerby> testosterone makes the world go round
<a_passerby> estrogen makes the world mad and unfriendly
<Everdraed> Says the person who just went through twenty plus pages of Winnie the Pooh hentai
<Saotome_Ranma> IT WASN'T ALL WINNIE I SWEAR
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Quote: 82227; Rating: 223; [+|-]
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<idiot> My penis is like a pringles can :D
<DrunkenMaster> the short stack ones
<Bizznatch> LMAO
<Bizznatch> 0WN3D
<xanax`> hehe
<idiot> bah
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Quote: 82229; Rating: 225; [+|-]
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Sugarhigh0307: i spent 9 months of my life tryin 2 get out of a pussy and the rest of it tryin 2 get back in
Sugarhigh0307: thats what this kid just said to me
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Quote: 82232; Rating: 58; [+|-]
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* FarmerJoe is the resident pro-war/anti-canada guy
<soopadeop> <--- canadian
<FarmerJoe> aww, sorry...I hate you :P
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Quote: 82238; Rating: 177; [+|-]
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* Robzy tries to remember wher goatse ASCII is...
* Robzy wonders why the *ENTIRE* geek community is obsessed with goatse
<Tripwire> Robzy: it's tradition
<Robzy> Has anyone ever spared a thought for the photographer of goatse?!
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Quote: 82239; Rating: 182; [+|-]
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<TwiZTid_CoZa> i told me mum to goto goatse
<TwiZTid_CoZa> she banned me off the net for a week
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