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<Kevin> dont you hate when yer penis hits the power button when yer jerking off? |
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*** Quits: Kevin ([email protected]) (Quit: u00ab u00cbu00d7u00c7u00fcu00aeu00a7u00eeu00f6u00f1 u00bb Info-[v9.4.22]- Released-[August 19, 2002]- Channel-[#Excursion on Dal.Net]-)
<Hemingray> ..
<Hemingray> jerking off again?
*** Joins: Kevin ([email protected])
*** Qwerty sets mode: +o Kevin
<Qwerty> (Kevin) has been auto-opped. -Pru00f8methu00e8us-
<SuperH> (WB) Kevin - <@Kevin> GOD MY PENIS IS SMALL (IRCu00b2)
<Kevin> power button to penis thing happened again |
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* Kalaco is listening to u00e9u00a2u00a8u00e3?u00aeu00e3u0082u0088u00e3?u0086u00e3?u00ab(u00e3u0083u00a9u00e3u0082u00a4u00e3u0083u00b4u00e3u0083u00bbu00e3u0083u00b4u00e3u0082u00a1u00e3u0083u00bcu00e3u0082u00b8u00e3u0083u00a7u00e3u0083u00b3) by u00e5u00b0?u00e7u0094u00b0u00e5u0092u008cu00e6u00adu00a3.
<Feodore> That's an awesome song.
<Kalaco> o.o
<Kalaco> you can see? |
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u00ab@ MisoStupidu00bb <mp3> !MisoStupid 05 - Justin Timberlake - Justified - Cry Me A River.mp3 <8.86mb> <4m 50s> <256kbps>
u00ab@ MisoStupidu00bb WHAT THE FUCKING HELL
u00ab@ MisoStupidu00bb MY SISTER NEEDS TO NOT USE THIS COMPUTER |
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frostedbeagels: now here's the thing
onkeybutt87: where's the thing?
frostedbeagels: here
onkeybutt87: oh yeah |
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<soul|FL> i love chics who can beat the shit out of me |
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<soul|FL> say hypothetically yesterday i bought a life size buffy blow up doll and had sex with it |
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<beej> who cares if it's a monster, it's the biggest cock I ever had!
<@soul|FL> ... |
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Quote: 82145; Rating: 42; [+|-]
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<IgnusDei> it's been too long since i've had meat entering my mouth
<IgnusDei> yum |
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Quote: 82146; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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<soul|FL> the whole time i am having a boner over the voice of some over weight 30+ yr old fat chic |
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<Celtic> I can lick my own balls. |
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<manaani> Insy gave me a 30gb Hard drive
<panth`afk> how many times did you buttrape for that?
<manaani> 12
<manaani> err
<manaani> 0 |
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Quote: 82149; Rating: 122; [+|-]
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@soul|FL: porn is because too many women say no
<Dyn|work> porn is because too many women say no... to soul
<nikky> no soul not even if you paid me
<soul|FL> what if i paid you a lot |
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<Hyperian> ono pike * Hyperian kills pike
<Hyperian> found an article about pikes
<Hyperian> "invasive northern pike just won't die"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHA!
<Hyperian> "pike could devastate fisheries"
<pike|zZz> MOUHAHAHAAH!
<Hyperian> "despite being poisoned, shocked, netted, hooked, and blown up, the nonative northern pike remains stronger than ever in Lake Davis."
* Hyperian shocks and poisons pike
<pike|zZz> BWAHAHA
<pike|zZz> YOU CANNOT GET RID OF THE PIKE!
* pike|zZz was kicked by Dyn|work (Dyn|work) |
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Quote: 82151; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<InvisableMan> [19:51] <AshleeFukala> i tried to make popcorn..
<InvisableMan> [19:52] <AshleeFukala> and i blwe up my mircowave
<InvisableMan> HOW do you blow up the microwave with popcorn?
<InvisableMan> it boggles the mind
<InvisableMan> is that even possible?
<InvisableMan> i mean, COME ON... i understand, maybe, burning the popcorn, at the most catching it on fire.. MAYBE... but.....
<InvisableMan> TO BLOW UP THE MICROWAVE???
<InvisableMan> *sigh* you humans will be the death of me. |
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<soul|FL> i am gonna move to utah
<soul|FL> and bang that chic doggy
<soul|FL> shes 64 |
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<Dyn|work> just say BREASTS and pike is wide awake
<molo> BREASTESES
<pike|sl33p> HI MOLO! |
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<Arkaine> i had to call this girl last night and make sure she wasnt pregnant
<Arkaine> THINGS I DONT LIKE DOING
<Arkaine> CALLING GIRLS AND MAKING SURE THEY ARENT CARRYING MY KID |
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[03:59] <[ref|ex]> wheres everyone else its only 4amu00a0 ? |
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Quote: 82159; Rating: 25; [+|-]
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<SchoolBoy> http://www.fcntl.net/benz.jpg
<SchoolBoy> thats u ppl ? ;P
<keta> yeh
<keta> im teh gay sailsor guy |
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Quote: 82160; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<gho5t> if iraqis weren't so stupid they could be driving porsches and snorting coke off their girl friends titties
<HansBlix> hahahaha
<gho5t> but they gotta be all tough guy army fags |
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ramoth4: I can write the class and the functions for it
ramoth4: and you can use the class to put them on the page
CHz16: Ahh. So, you get backend, and I get frontend?
ramoth4: hai, so desu
CHz16: *hopes no one ever finds my last quote and interprets it suggestively*
ramoth4: rotflmfao |
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Quote: 82163; Rating: 12; [+|-]
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<HansBlix> hopefull kim jong Il now has quite a load of shite on his drawers
<notMoo> and he has to think before he speaks
<gho5t> that guys got a death wish though
<gho5t> he talks more shit than a black kid in grade school |
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<TonY> Hmm, can ya overclock boobies?
<Rifleman> yeah, tis called implants |
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<MonkeyFlippers> Anyone know the capital of Croatia?
<gho5t> who cares?
<[steev]> MonkeyFlippers; google.com does
<MonkeyFlippers> Who cares, gho5t?
<gho5t> aww did i hurt your feelings?
<gho5t> i'm sorry i care
<gho5t> let's go look together
<gho5t> i'll meet you at google |
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Quote: 82167; Rating: 265; [+|-]
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* pig points out that vi just core dumped twice
* Khatru points out that vi sucks.
<pig> obviously
<Nugget> it is software.u00a0 ergo, it sucks.
<pig> your mom is software
<Khatru> .. |
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Quote: 82168; Rating: 135; [+|-]
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<Bashman> Hehe, did you know that if you cross "encyclopaedia" and "paedophile" you get "encylopaedophile?"
<Bashman> Or "encyclopaedophilia".
<HamhamSoZ> ...I see |
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Quote: 82169; Rating: 634; [+|-]
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<SUMO> Yeah, your girlfriend is a slut.
<Marlon_Strike> no she's not.
<TIKKI-MAN_FAEZZ> sounds like it:P
<Marlon_Strike> She simply has an odd sense of humor.
* cloud|I-Saviour looks at Eld and nods
* SUMO nods at Cloud as well.
<Marlon_Strike> ....
<Marlon_Strike> You guys suck...
<Marlon_Strike> I never insult your girlfriends...
<SUMO> We never have any. |
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Quote: 82170; Rating: 95; [+|-]
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VeraCoCha: its like a non-stop war movie......except its really war |
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<HamhamSoZ> Oops. ITV aren't going to like that.
<Bashman> What?
<HamhamSoZ> Looks like the US army took out an ITV news crew.
<Bashman> O_O
<HamhamSoZ> Maybe that'll mean more interesting television instead of the same crappy news over and over ^^ |
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<LeoDV> Don't fight for fuel, stroke your tool!
<KANG> that's the worst slogan anyone has ever had
<LeoDV> Touch your sack, not Iraq!
<KANG> I stand corrected.
<LeoDV> War is heinous, thumb your anus!
<LeoDV> http://www.masturbateforpeace.com/ This is where heroes go when they die
<KANG> I hate you more than anything |
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<overandoutcaptn> it's all about searching ebay to get an estimate on the going rate for kidneys
<Poison_Idea> HAHAH ALEX
<Poison_Idea> alex sell your virginity on it
<Poison_Idea> please
<overandoutcaptn> nope
<overandoutcaptn> no kidneys on ebay
<Poison_Idea> fuck
<overandoutcaptn> just kidney beans
<overandoutcaptn> and kidney shaped bowls
<Poison_Idea> i dont need a kidney
<Poison_Idea> illl put it on
<overandoutcaptn> and other useless crap that doesn't tell me how much a kidney is going for
<overandoutcaptn> i don't want to sell my virginity on ebay
<overandoutcaptn> some fat ugly mediterainian woman will prolly buy it
<Poison_Idea> haha nah my mum isnt mediterrian yo
<overandoutcaptn> although if an american or european buys it then they'd have to pay for postage and handling and i demand first class all the way |
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<Tac0> theyre fucking with you, the real way to get to it is /quit im a fag
* Quits: Boo_urns (Quit: Tac0's a fag) |
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Quote: 82177; Rating: 835; [+|-]
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Andrews: 'I have man bitches'
Andrews: 'MANY.'
Andrews: FUCK |
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<TheMaxx> "A Tomahawk cruise missile might have missed its target in Iraq and landed in southwest Iran"
<TheMaxx> those things are bitch to steer |
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Quote: 82185; Rating: 394; [+|-]
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<downer> who is you?
<Sarpedon> yo mama
<Sarpedon> oh wait... i'm sorry
<Sarpedon> i often confuse myself WITH PEOPLE I FUCK |
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Quote: 82186; Rating: 127; [+|-]
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<downer> http://www.pollypocket.com/sea/pool/pool_party.asp <-- now this is what the internet is all about
<nathan> woman was in the room + speakers on loud = me having to do a bunch of explaining
<phyre> haha |
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onuap: good morning
bochip: morning onuap
Blitzsama: good? why does everyone assume the other guy is having a good morning?
onuap: bad morning for you then
bochip: he was wishing you a good one
bochip: for some reason
Blitzsama: i know
Blitzsama: i was wishing he would stop, as it 10 pm here
bochip: but, you would like to have a good morning tomorrow, yes?
Blitzsama: maybe...
Blitzsama: let me sleep on it. |
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<^Spike^> I just realised
<^Spike^> These new coke cans have 'REVOLUTION!!!' written on them.
<^Spike^> DAMN COMMUNIST SOFT DRINK
<^Spike^> It also has 'You know you Want it' written on it.
<^Spike^> That's a whole lot creepier.
<^Spike^> So my can is a communist and a rapist. |
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<antiroach> suck me off
<TheVirus> if i could find it
<antiroach> look harder |
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<hein> I LOVE LAURA
<laura> Areu00a0 you drunk, hein.
<hein> off of love
<laura> sad, drunk off yourself. |
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<zeemu_> how's that US army members form? he fucken grenaded 3 of his own tents
<BenZor> he teamkilled. bastard. |
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* Avie|work tabs back in *
<Avie|work> what are you _talking_ about?
<ithil> I started with 22 as the lowest possible base, got 210, added 9, noticed 219 was a factor of 3 (216 + 3), and realized it was going to stay that way. :P
<Xrtsys> Wait.u00a0 The three rule breaks down in non-/10 bases.
<DND> virgin girls are cool
* PxM watches Avie tab back out
<Avie|work> some people are talking about virgins, some people are talking about math, someone said something about God, and _I_ thought you were still talking about typology. |
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Quote: 82197; Rating: 657; [+|-]
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<berger> i suggested to mojo, we go on a double date with eachothers sisters
<berger> he said no
<Zardoz> how old is his sister?
<berger> well
<berger> hmm
<berger> i suppose thats why he said no. |
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Quote: 82198; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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<Alvaro> I'd tap you anytime Treen
<Treen|Dead> the dead are beyond blame...
<Treen|Dead> ...
<Alvaro> ...
<Treen|Dead> *uncomfortable moment*
<Alvaro> *awkward silence*
<Treen|Dead> SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
<Psychorider> does that make Alvaro a necrophiliac?
<Alvaro> So ummm, how about em Knicks?
<Zippo> Something. |
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<goat^2> man, i just queefed
<goat^2> and htats weird, because i dont have a vagina
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> your penis farted?
<goat^2> yeah
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> thats....gross
<goat^2> stinked pretty bad
<paintray|PissedAtEverything> you sure it just isn't rancid pus from a veneral disease you have?
<goat^2> normally the past tense of stink is stunk, but when a male queef, grammar rules go to hell
<goat^2> no man, it wasnt anything physical, just my eurethra made that farting motion
<goat^2> and there was a rancid smell |
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<b1u3> my sister, whos studing to be a chef, was at one of those miracle blade conventions...she said chef tony cut like five perefect slices off of a roast and had an orgasm
<p1rpl3> lol "oh...oh yeah...is that camera still on? ill be right back friends...oh" |
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Quote: 82202; Rating: 155; [+|-]
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<Ronald_MacK> You kids are stupider than stupid.
<Ronald_MacK> You're like... the anti-smart.
<Ronald_MacK> Come to this realm to destroy all that is intelligent and reasonable. |
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<keisersoz> bush is a chimp who looks vaguely human
<laceyfloss> like michael jackson? |
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<-(@Bloodshed)-> God my nuts stink
<-(@Bloodshed)-> *What The Fuck*
<-(@SleazyC)-> lmao..
<-(@SleazyC)-> you smell your nuts
<-(@Bloodshed)-> Well, I don't want to walk around with stink-nuts and not know it |
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