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(Mr_Mofo) Corn Bread is teaching me flash, and he says:
(Mr_Mofo) <cornbread> Have you got any cloves of garlic lying around in your house? If you don't, use an onion for this next step.
(burkey) Whats wrong with that? Garlic is an essential part of Flash.
(burkey) Onion gives inferior results.
(cornbread) See? burkey knows =/
(burkey) If you don't know that, I'm gueesin you must be a n00b of some sorts. Your not a n00b, are you? o_O
• Suave sighs, and curses himself after wasting money on those 3 bags of onions.
(Burning) i use tabasco sauce instead
(bigwurm) cornbread: you also need some diced roma tomatoes and mushrooms. you must have mushrooms
(cornbread) Nah, just using the basic method for now.
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Celeron-Master: Is it a bad sign when you call graphiti spam?
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Quote: 81920; Rating: 91; [+|-]
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<meatpuppet> is there like a special procedure for making sure that the porno dvds come back clean?
<meatpuppet> im that much less likely to borrow dvd porn from my local video store now
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Quote: 81921; Rating: 1034; [+|-]
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<Mak> Aimee, well that's your opinion, and I have my opinion about you. I don't bring my opinion up, so I'd love it if in return you'd do the same, if only for common courtesy :)
<Aimee> I'd love to hear your opinion about me hon.
<Aimee> Perhaps you could write a book?
<Aimee> and name it "Things Aimee doesn't care about, by Makat"
<Mak> Chapter 1: Other people
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Quote: 81922; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<^10acious^> u live in germany and as such have an endless supply of porn
<bvark> I actually bought a DVD called 'Granny cunts' yesterday
<bvark> I give the best leaving presents
<^10acious^> u have issues
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<@neko> "what ?, no, theres no eye-rakee's here, just us iraqi's..."
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[Creeping Death] what's drum n bass? techno shit?
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<U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love meh gf
<U-571[ChaosFilms]> i love saying that i have a gf
<ViPeR`> i have a gf too :D
<ViPeR`> i love her too :)
<[AoS]Albatros> YEAH I HAVE A GEFORCE TOO AND I LOVE THAT GRAPHICS CARD gawddamnit
<U-571[ChaosFilms]> my gf is a real person alba, not some piece of hardware thats shocks the shit out of your dick when it gives you head
<[AoS]Albatros> Nice idea
<[AoS]Albatros> brb
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Quote: 81930; Rating: 102; [+|-]
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<n0On3> LeftTurn, what is a 'n00b'?
<NRAninja> you
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<alex40> this one time? in readers digest? there was this article? about some kid sticking grass seeds in his sister's vagina? because he wanted to make a baby?
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Quote: 81948; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<@een> dude
<@een> today
<@een> i got so frustrated with this old man (took 30 minutes to create a dial up netowrking connection) that i finally told him that he had an ID 10 T keyboard error
<@een> and that he needed to call compaq
<@een> seriously couldn't backspace to delete out "MY CONNECTION" or even highlight to delete
<@een> fucking id10ts
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Quote: 81956; Rating: 171; [+|-]
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<kuribo> Deathlove, awaken!
<Deathlove> shut up!
* kuribo cries
* kuribo checks for stats
<Deathlove> I can't wait until any of you ever get laid and have something else to fixate on.
<kuribo> yeah
<kuribo> but until that day
<kuribo> when do we get stats?
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Quote: 81957; Rating: 13; [+|-]
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-:- SignOff SdBlAiNe2K3: #diradio (Quit: I am in shape. Round is a shape.)
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Quote: 81959; Rating: 1089; [+|-]
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<Teratogen> The French Government announced today that it is enforcing a ban on the use of fireworks at Disneyland Paris. The decision comes the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park, located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused soldiers at a nearby French army garrison to surrender to a group of Czech
tourists .
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Quote: 81961; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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<Pharsalus> It would really suck if you were a siamese twin -- your other half was gay, and you were not...and you shared the same ass..
* Pharsalus ponders
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Quote: 81964; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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Quit (Connection reset by Cruise Missile)
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Quote: 81966; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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<comm> what did r. kelly go to jail for again?
<mcgruff> it was for fucking a 17 year old girl
<mcgruff> which to me, is only a crime
<mcgruff> if you don't enjoy yourself
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Quote: 81967; Rating: 1226; [+|-]
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<mcgruff> ever notice, that like half the quotes on bash seem to be plucked out of conversations specifically designed to produce quotes to submit to bash?
<cliff> i LOVE the cock
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Quote: 81968; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<Virus_the_snafu> What is it with Nazis and burning things?
<Virus_the_snafu> What do you do with Books?--Burn Them! What do you do with Jews?--Burn Them! What do you do with Disabled People?--Burn Them! And Now Homeless?--Hey why not Burn Them!
<Kel> I think it had to do with the German's primitive state of mind.. "hey look! I made fire! lets put it on things and see what happens!!"
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Quote: 81970; Rating: -193; [+|-]
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<Spider|shower> Okay, you and Holodoc got +amogv.
<HoloDoc> can I have +aybabtu?
<|NeTTy|-> ?
<The_Morph> aybabtu == All Your Base Are Belong To Us
<y0ke> All Your Base Are Belonging To Us
<The_Morph> y0ke... you're a f*cknut. You don't even know the most famous classic engrish quote of all times.
<y0ke> hehe what is engrish ?
<The_Morph> ROTFLMAO
* y0ke slaps The_Morph around a bit with a large trout
<The_Morph> www.engrish.com
<y0ke> i thought you typoes english :)
<The_Morph> sorry y0ke, this is going to bash.org :D
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Quote: 81971; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<[YG]Vagabond> shilf i want you to touch my trouser trout
<Saddles|ihid> only if you touch my ankle spanker first
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Quote: 81972; Rating: 577; [+|-]
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<Quentil> uh, is anyone a little boggled by the fact that cnn and msnbc and foxnews seem to be better equiped with stuff than the entire nation of iraq?
<William> not realy
<Quentil> "now we go to the carrier group and watch the planes take off. Okay, we're gonna cut to the guy reporting that those planes are now over this city. Let's watch the bombs fall live. Okay, now we go back to the carrier and watch the planes land.
<William> dont forget the news's armored vehicles
<Quentil> yeah
<William> which are better than Iraqs, in some cases
<Quentil> heh
<William> at least its not like Macross II, where the News Service had a Variable Fighter
<William> If FOX had a jet fighter, something would be wrong
<William> seriously wrong
<Quentil> that would rock
<Quentil> 'Now we go live to the FOX f-15...which has shot down three iraq jets so far...The media and gov't are so in bed with one another for this war it almost would make sense.
<William> dont forget the FOX news broadcasting Aircraft Carrier station.
* Quentil laughs
<William> and their "Close to the Action" Camera Tank
<Quentil> and the FOX News special ops group.
<William> "Getting News, the SEAL way."
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Quote: 81973; Rating: 466; [+|-]
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<dsfsadfa> do you guys know what would be even cooler than the death of bush?
<SaberRider> an iraq victory ?
<SaberRider> (which is very unlikely)
<dsfsadfa> orange flavored pepsi
<Keltosh-ill> ...
<Iraq> Whoa...
<Iraq> That'd be awesome!
<dsfsadfa> i told you
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Quote: 81974; Rating: 120; [+|-]
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<cyb0rgirl> what's the command for /quit ?
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Quote: 81979; Rating: 333; [+|-]
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* Squizzle is now known as Love
* Scourge punches Love in the face.
* Love avoids Scourge forever.
<Love> (This is called an "allegory".)
<Love> (Which derives from the Greek for "Scourge will never have a date in his life".)
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Quote: 82000; Rating: 336; [+|-]
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<cams> hey look, I'm japanese
<cams> rororro
<Ferrus> hey look
<Ferrus> i'm japanese
* Ferrus flies into the side of a us destroyer
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Quote: 82024; Rating: 164; [+|-]
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<gopus> what does liking big butts and not lying have to do with each other?
<gopus> if I like big butts
<gopus> does that mean I can't lie?
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Quote: 82049; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<[eep]matt> bearing in mind all rap songs are about sex, drugs, and how they were fucked up the arse as a child.. there aint much to choose from
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Quote: 82053; Rating: 113; [+|-]
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<Calaveron> time to get the hose and the bucket
<Measure> you smelled that fart too?
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Quote: 82055; Rating: 550; [+|-]
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<jebus2000> do muslums say OMFA?
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Quote: 82056; Rating: 914; [+|-]
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(bovril): amsterdam is officially the best place ever
(doggie^): how stoned did you get?
(bovril): as stoned as an adulterous arab woman
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Quote: 82057; Rating: 181; [+|-]
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Crackuh83: i drank half a bottle of vodka.
babibuterfli: r u ok?
Crackuh83: yeah i'm fine.
babibuterfli: thats no good
Crackuh83: i was fine.
Crackuh83: didn't piss blood or anything
Crackuh83: didn't really get a hangover.
babibuterfli: still shouldn't drink that much
Crackuh83: it gives your liver super powers
babibuterfli: no it doesn't
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Quote: 82058; Rating: -196; [+|-]
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<KANG> darkdude?
<darkdude> yeah?
<Tobias> Whatever the fuck you want to be called.
<Tobias> He's a newbie.
<KANG> since when did we start letting black people in here?
<Tobias> Dunno.
<darkdude> dude im not black
<darkdude> :P
<KANG> sure you aren't blacky
<Tobias> You seem like it.
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> Mr. .dark.dude
<darkdude> just thought the name was OK
<KANG> I mean, the only description we have to go is "dude", meaning you lack vagina, and "dark", obviously referring to your skin color
<Tobias> Aye.
<Tobias> What the dying mullet said.
<darkdude> dark means happy
<darkdude> here
<darkdude> lol
<Tobias> In what?
<Tobias> Niggatown?
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Quote: 82059; Rating: 510; [+|-]
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<sarcasmo> i hate it when i cant kick ppl
<sarcasmo> im twice as fast as other ops on #af
<sarcasmo> cos i i have twice as less life than they do
<sarcasmo> and therefor im in there twice as often and long
<sarcasmo> i like how i type sentances that build up to a pyramid
<sarcasmo> and then after a while they go back slowly
<ValHeru> rofl
<sarcasmo> just as they are doing now i guess
<sarcasmo> but u kinda interrupted!
<sarcasmo> which wasnt nice
<sarcasmo> -.-
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Quote: 82060; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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<@A-Patriot-Missile> im gonna blow you.... up
* marley is now known as A-Scud-Missile
<+A-Scud-Missile> no
* A-Scud-Missile was kicked by A-Patriot-Missile (DESTROYED!!!)
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Quote: 82061; Rating: 184; [+|-]
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<E|S-Darch> It's disturbing how many people in here know what the word bukkake means...
<Hoffmann> whats a "bukkake"?
<E|S-Darch> its when like 15 guys decide to blow a load on a girl's face
<Hoffmann> hrmm let me guess, u exprimented with it on your little brother?
<E|S-Darch> wtf
<E|S-Darch> i fucking hate you
<Hoffmann> no dude see thats funnie
<Hoffmann> ur suppose to say lol..its not like its true
<Hoffmann> ...or is it?
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Quote: 82062; Rating: 107; [+|-]
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<RSquared> You know, now that I think of it, God did directly influence my desire to draw...I used to doodle on the handouts for church all the time...
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Quote: 82063; Rating: 70; [+|-]
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<Cleve> my history teacher looks just like drew carey. and just like the real drew carey, he always makes jokes that noone laughs at
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Quote: 82064; Rating: 111; [+|-]
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<SNAILS> I HAVE:LAPPTOP,COMPIUTERS,CELL I NO HAVE:CAPSLOCKKEY
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Quote: 82067; Rating: 905; [+|-]
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Some cool info: Tibeten monks, after twenty years or so of practise in the Himalaya, control their brain stem - they can control their heart beat, blood pressure etc. After thirty years they can connect to the internet purely by meditation, setting TCP stacks in their neurons and stuff. Right now I am chatting with
a monk who is sitting naked in an ice storm on his towel, his only possesion. He's using ipv6.
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Quote: 82070; Rating: 408; [+|-]
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<Grimp> uh
<Grimp> I think my cd-rom eject si broke
<G_Reaper> Stop putting your drink on it
*** Skky joined the party line.
<Grimp> dammit
<Grimp> my cd-rom drive is dead
<Skky> that's what happens when you use it as a cup holder
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Quote: 82072; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<Vexx> laptops needs a new name
<Vexx> 'cause if you keep them on your lap, it burns your crotch.
<+winterlike> sounds like a girl i once knew
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Quote: 82073; Rating: 377; [+|-]
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<Huan> wtf
<Huan> some guy stuck a condom over his head and is blowing on it
<pleasant_> haha
<pleasant_> what a dick head
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Quote: 82074; Rating: 187; [+|-]
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<Chu-Chu-Rocket> dole's making it really hard for me to keep my IRC window open when my mom walks by
<Foobar> just /clear
<Chu-Chu-Rocket> yeah, but that looks suspicious
<dole> dude
<dole> she just cut off the second rapist's dick
<dole> and left him to bleed in the bathtub
<dole> and he bled to death
* Chu-Chu-Rocket clears.
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Quote: 82075; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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<@RxR|Skitzo> !access MyAssHard
* @Anjali accesses skitzo's hard ass
<@Anjali> its to hard
<@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha
<@Anjali> i cant access it
<@Anjali> i cant get thru
<@Anjali> damn
* TheCardboardTubeSamurai takes pics of the action
<@RxR|Skitzo> lol
<@Anjali> lol
<@RxR|Skitzo> try harder!!
<@RxR|Skitzo> it shouldnt be that hard...but you should
* @Anjali fists Skitzo
<@Anjali> STILL NOT PENETRATING
<@Anjali> SOMEONE HELP ME
<@RxR|Skitzo> hahaha
* @Anjali pushes harder
<@Anjali> i feel something smushy pushing against my fist
<@Anjali> ewwwww
* TheCardboardTubeSamurai records action on camcorder
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> omg irc gone wild
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> whoo!
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> who wants beads
<@RxR|Skitzo> lolololol
<@RxR|Skitzo> haha
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Quote: 82076; Rating: 521; [+|-]
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<ecco> a commercial for the fonz toaster would rock
<ecco> they'd show him in a toaster
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEEEEEYYYYY
<ecco> and then they'd turn it on
<ecco> and the coils would heat up
<ecco> and he'd be like EEEYYAAAAARRRRRGHHhhhhhhh and his flesh would burn off
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Quote: 82077; Rating: 320; [+|-]
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<Mamoru> ok, i just finished Jurassic Park for snes
<Mamoru> i left my system on for 3 days straight, because it has no in-game save
<Mamoru> and i finish it
<Mamoru> and it says
<Mamoru> YOU HAVE ESCAPED FROM JURASSIC PARK! CONGRATULATIONS
<Mamoru> aaaargh
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Quote: 82080; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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* @RxR|SkaAntiFlag slaps TheCardboardTubeSamurai around a bit with a large trout
<TheCardboardTubeSamurai> your fish smells like pussy
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Quote: 82081; Rating: 109; [+|-]
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<InvisableMan> bra!
<s0berer> shit, is my bra showing?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
<chris> lol
* s0berer realizes there's no need for a bra, yet alone the lack of wearing one....
<Rocker> i wear a bro
<Rocker> :P
<Rocker> (only people who used to watch seinfeld would get that)
<dz[tetrinet]> you wear a black guy?
<dz[tetrinet]> O.o
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