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TwilightKnight: all i do is wait for Desert crisis 1.5 and play counter-strike all day
Dr SpaZZo: Heh.
Dr SpaZZo: Which, by definition, means I have more of a life than you
Dr SpaZZo: Pity
TwilightKnight: well i was making out with a girl today
Dr SpaZZo: Liar
Dr SpaZZo: Theres no such thing as a "girl"
TwilightKnight: yes it is true!
TwilightKnight: they arent the tales and ledgends we thought them to be
TwilightKnight: they exist and live on the outside!
TwilightKnight: In the daylight!
Dr SpaZZo: Outside? Daylight? Now you're just making words up. |
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<DreamCoder> Just note.....I couldnt get full cockage in the mouthage |
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Quote: 80924; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<@fook> bush is like thisu00a0 >8|
<@fook> and saddam is like this 8-P |
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Quote: 80925; Rating: 392; [+|-]
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DeusXMac: the president isn't showing his face to the public.... cuz he's sitting in the oval office with the military's top brass playing network Command & Conquer
AceT: he's not playing network C&C, he's doing the single player campaign |
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Quote: 80926; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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<shortyz> ugly bitches should wear masks all the time.. or rather paper bags
<`FrEaK> plastic bags... so they cant breath |
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Quote: 80931; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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<MooksGirl> Mook you can see boobies if you come in here w/ me
<Mook> brb
<MooksGirl> I'm watching Girls Gone Wild |
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Quote: 80932; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<ed2000nyc> irc is waste of my time
<ed2000nyc> cya
ed2000nyc u00ab~ed2000nyc@207-237-236-47.c3-0.nyr-ubr1.nyr.ny.cable.rcn.comu00bb has Quit iRC (-=SysReset 2.51=-)
<Yourmove> hmmm usually it takes years to find that out..
<Yourmove> he's a quick learner |
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Quote: 80933; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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<jeff-ev1> the security level is now orange...no idling allowed |
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Quote: 80936; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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teh Tycho fan: none of us can get laid
Ketrus: Sure you can.u00a0 Go commit a felony.
Ketrus: Granted, by 'laid', I mean 'sodomized', but still. |
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Quote: 80940; Rating: 26; [+|-]
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<renegadellf> My anus is being saved for marriage.
<renegadellf> ......DAMNIT XD
<renegadellf> I mean, you know.
<renegadellf> After the wife gets tired of the......youknowwhatnevermind
<Torture> hhmmm
<Torture> Do I smell... 'nasty games'? XD |
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Quote: 80942; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<robb> i need to go talk to that new hot chick... getz me some kisses
<robb> but she's like hot... and probably *has* a life |
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Quote: 80953; Rating: 562; [+|-]
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<Aemon> so what do you do? network security?
<Dark_Knight> Information security/Network security
<Aemon> cool
<Aemon> i'm a lowly webdesigner/developer
<Dark_Knight> although having IRC on my box at work is a major violation of the security policy
<Dark_Knight> but fuck it, I wrote it |
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Quote: 80965; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<mog> 4/f/kali, ne1 wanna cybar?u00a0 omglol moms home brb
<mog> er...
<mog> that was supposed to be 14
<mog> either way |
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Quote: 80967; Rating: -163; [+|-]
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<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> man im a geek
<apoc|21hours> <jas0n> im trying to find the RGB value of my hair
<Ender> wtf
<Ender> *jas0n TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT NOT RAEWLLY I BET I PUT MY OWN QUOTE ON BASH.ORG CAUSE ITD MAEK MY FAMOUS ASND I'LL TELL ME MOM AND ALL THE GIRLS'LL LOEV ME FOR THE FUNNY
<Ender> ... yaeh
<apoc|21hours> rofl
<Ender> (im gonna post that on bash.org so i can get the girls and jas0n's mom) |
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Quote: 80968; Rating: 336; [+|-]
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<Rambozo> Based on claims of racial stereotypes, they've reworked Jar-Jar into a less offensive character.........
<Rambozo> Jemima Binks! "Oh lawdy lawdy, Jedi massuhs! Dem clones, dey be a'comin'!" |
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Quote: 80979; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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<jUmB0> lets buy cocaine and support south american independence |
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Quote: 80985; Rating: 93; [+|-]
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<@scifixi> dear irc,
<@scifixi> you are being boring.
<@scifixi> yours,
<@scifixi> scifixi |
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Quote: 80993; Rating: 507; [+|-]
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Slava1983: i was walking trought the cafeteria and see a chick
Slava1983: but for some reason there was two of her
Slava1983: so i come up and i'm like am i too drunk or are you twins
Slava1983: turned out they were twins |
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<@ata`ToRN> OMFG MY BROTHER JUST FKN DRANK THE BONG WATER FFS |
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Quote: 81020; Rating: 236; [+|-]
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<xShaitanx> does anyone have yahoo msgner cause this chick is dpoing something with dildos u wana see
<cvz> she using them to make a cake ? |
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Quote: 81023; Rating: 624; [+|-]
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<@Chii_> rkd
<@Chii_> aDSJddsslkslkdaslks
<@Chii_> smaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
<@Chii_> OOO OOOOoooo oooooooooooooooooo
<@CoMPLeX> u remind me of a pigeon that sits outside my room sometimes making useless sounds |
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Quote: 81026; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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[23:07] <Wiiseguy> BBL (School.)
[23:07] <IceSynergyIX> seeya
[23:08] <Wiiseguy> Back (Education is for suckers.) |
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Quote: 81058; Rating: 348; [+|-]
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<CoRDWoRK> Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever the hell comes out!" |
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Quote: 81070; Rating: 316; [+|-]
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<cyo> everytime i try to tell my parents that i have a girlfriend they start to walk away
<cyo> i swear they want me to be gay or something |
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Quote: 81126; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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<_Griphin_> Apparently Tori Wilson dealt with Anorexia
<nully> is Anorexia another wrestler? |
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Quote: 81128; Rating: 206; [+|-]
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<@SpAz-o-Licious> i got this dude i know laied like 3 weeks ago... he was like trippin out cause his gf wanted to fuck him so bad... so i told him what to do and he left.
<@SpAz-o-Licious> the next day he came in and said this...
<@SpAz-o-Licious> <@{118th}DJ_Kazul> sex is better than cs!!!
<@[Milo]> maybe on a pub
<@SpAz-o-Licious> lol!
<@Aunt_Jemima> haha |
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Quote: 81130; Rating: 499; [+|-]
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<vellox> goto Google, type in "French military victories" and click I'm Feeling Lucky |
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Quote: 81131; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<KingKirby> The US is stupid like that.u00a0 Bomb somebody, give them money.u00a0 Shoot somebody, give them a band-aid.
<nylint> Fuck somebody in the ass, give them a reach-around. |
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Quote: 81136; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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<InvisableMan> then take them all out
<InvisableMan> all 200,000 of them
<InvisableMan> and deport them
<InvisableMan> to afganistan or something
<InvisableMan> libya
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<ChronoKnight> cheezy..my god
<ChronoKnight> im right here
<InvisableMan> hahaha
<cheezychops> like i said ChronoKnight
<cheezychops> TO CANADA!
<chris> lol
<ChronoKnight> pffft
<ChronoKnight> im sorry to hear that
<cheezychops> read it
<cheezychops> not hear
<cheezychops> you read it
<cheezychops> stupid canadians
<cheezychops> :P
<ChronoKnight> read what
<InvisableMan> rofl |
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Quote: 81138; Rating: 307; [+|-]
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<@Lurker> live pics from baghdad on cnn
<@Lurker> nothing happening
<schitzo> nope nothing going on
<@Lurker> We should just go to an iraqi irc channel and when they ping out the war is on |
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Quote: 81140; Rating: 151; [+|-]
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[ @Sin|ion ] it's very hard to take down the internet
[ @Sin|ion ] cuz it's not just one server |
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Quote: 81144; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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*** deathazre sets mode: +o Dean
*** ChanServ sets mode: -o Dean
<deathazre> erm :/
<deathazre> stupid auto complete
*** deathazre sets mode: +o deathazre |
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Quote: 81152; Rating: 338; [+|-]
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<mconp> ?
<mconp> yes?
<copeaway> its jewellery.....
<copeaway> i will never forget how to spell that one......it made me fail my year 6 exam back in 1983.....
<copeaway> i had to repeat my whole year becuz of that damm word........
<copeaway> then i met this group of junkies.....on the year i repeated.......
<copeaway> and went into drugs and shit.........
<mconp> because
<copeaway> stuffed up my damm life
<copeaway> i hate jewellery |
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Quote: 81154; Rating: 66; [+|-]
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bradladuk: How wierd, people now think a .plan file is a day to day diary. What an odd world this is becoming. |
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Quote: 81157; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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<Slayer> tbh i cba
<[S3E]Busy> there u go
<[S3E]Busy> an entire generation in one sentence
<Slayer> two abbrivs in one sentance im good
<[S3E]Busy> i think we have different outlooks on life
<Slayer> notice i abbrieviated abbrieviate
<[S3E]Busy> *sigh* |
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Quote: 81165; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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<Recca_sama> ok ok ok...........cyber........yesterday afternoon.......my mom knocked on my door and I opened it and she was talking to me about if i had enough money for the night and stuff like that.......and out of no where from iparty comes cyber's voice saying "your mom cab sit on my big cock. I want to fuck her hard" |
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<@Evii> I can't win here, I tell you. If I email my CV from g0atpr0n.org I feel weird, if I send it from hotmail I feel ghay. *sigh* |
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Quote: 81170; Rating: 110; [+|-]
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<wabb1t> no war yet... don't start it while i'm in the shower, k plz thx |
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<TalonArkrys> Guys, I've decided that there needs to be an addition to the current laws of nature.u00a0 "Lesser Life Forms Are Not Allowed To Make Talon Feel Stupid".u00a0u00a0 I saw a bug on my kitchen floor, and it was rather unexpected.u00a0 As such, I threw my cup at it.u00a0 The cup was made of glass.u00a0 And contained my coke.u00a0 Now, I have shattered glass as well as coke all over my floor.u00a0 The worst part was, when I looked closer, the bug was already dead. |
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Quote: 81173; Rating: 286; [+|-]
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<PercyKittenz> Is it war yet?
<Nacho> after this commercial break |
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Quote: 81206; Rating: 86; [+|-]
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<Giygas199X> Do you ever just sit on the toilet, and try to imagine the shape your shit is gonna be by the way it feels while you squeeze it out?
<Majik989s> all to often
<Giygas199X> It's fun.u00a0 I just impressed myself.u00a0 It was much bigger than I imagined.
<Giygas199X> My grandma's gonna have to unclog the toilet tonight. |
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ErikB -> you know what is funny? i can measure my level of health by playing quake2. when i eat bad, sleep irregular and drink much, i play like shit. when i skate, take vitamin pills and sleep good i rule the scene. vitamin C is the key |
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<@Atropos> we should have a fat people holocaust and just send them into gas chambers full of hotdogs to die |
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<GaPSk8t3r> if i was drafted for war, id use every fucking cfg hack and aimbot out there.....i doubt iraq has wwcl |
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<Anumati> oh, thanks, now i have this vision of bush staggering around iraq all osbourne style yelling "where are the fucking weapons of mass destruction?" |
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<[BCorp]Atropos> you guys ever do something seemingly useless and realize that it teaches you something very valuable, then wonder if your the star of a reality telivision sequel to the karate kid? |
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<norml> "U.S. and British aircraft earlier Wednesday pounded targets in Iraq's southern no-fly zone and dropped leaflets telling Iraqi soldiers how to surrender"
<norml> lol
<norml> how to surrender, they should have hired the french for that
<pfloyd> rofl! |
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<[BCorp]Atropos> and if you don't give me 12 dollars i'm going to plunge them into the center of the earth
<[BCorp]Atropos> with those dinosaurs and cave men and shit that got trapped down there
<[BCorp]Atropos> and then they will be severely discomforted
<[BCorp]Atropos> and who will be laughing then?
<[BCorp]Atropos> not you, that's who!
<[BCorp]Atropos> hahahahahahahaaahhahahaha
<[BCorp]Sleight> oh and Washington, cut down on the damn coffee stands
<[BCorp]Atropos> oh, for that remark i'm plunging them anyway
<[BCorp]Sleight> heh I don't care about my dad's side, have your way
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll be back in a second, gotta pull the "plunge" lever
<[BCorp]Sleight> tell them goodbye for me
<[BCorp]Atropos> no
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'll tell them you said they were fat
<[BCorp]Sleight> cruel
<[BCorp]Atropos> mwamwamwamwamwa
<[BCorp]Sleight> while you are at it, plunge the whole town of Rochester
<[BCorp]Sleight> get rid of those damn neighbors who keep saying pop
<[BCorp]Atropos> alright... but just this once
<[BCorp]Atropos> i'm not a plunging service you know |
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<CrypticB> I heard the funniest quote on the radio on the way home
<CrypticB> that they are using surgical strikes on military targets only, and only those military targets that wish to fight, and not the soldiers who don't want to fight....
<CrypticB> how do you determine that?
<wo1f> they spin crucifixes and bomb in whichever direction jesus' feet point |
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Quote: 81251; Rating: 282; [+|-]
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<Magus> U.S. forces may release "e-bomb" on Iraqis. Massive rave expected to ensue |
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