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*this took place on December 26th
[00:01] <chewy> </christmas>
[00:02] <berger> haha
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<Meshugga> sleep is supposed to be done between 6 am and 2 pm
<octane> whats this sleep thingie anyways?
<octane> is it something real or yet another urban legend?
<Meshugga> sleep, neut., The thing which makes all your boxen idle
<octane> thats called `power outage' here.
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<jihad> i need crack
<craz> www.gamecopyworld.com
<jihad> not this fuckin software, the drug
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<rover> I took my Ventolin puffer, and puffed it onto this cockroach that was still
<rover> it died
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<Bal> saw lotr2
<biff|JK2> u like Bal?
<Bal> when legolas calls out to gimli at the begining, i was expecting him to say 'come on silent bob'
<Lun> LOL
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<Arcturus|BuF> The Sims is the only game where you can kill someone by trapping them between strategically placed toilets
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<[Knob]> IM NOT COLORBLIND, thanks to this test: http://www.liquidgeneration.com/sabotage/vision_sabotage.asp
<rTenshi> I WISH I WERE BLIND, thanks to this page: http://www.goatse.cx
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Quote: 58627; Rating: 275; [+|-]
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(@RyJones) new laptop?
(lukehop^) No, it's my old one, just gradually turning it into a cow
(@RyJones) yeah my exwife did that
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Quote: 58630; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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<bi0cide> this is rad
<bi0cide> its erotic magnetic poetry
<bi0cide> im getting off just reading the words
<bi0cide> errr
<bi0cide> :|
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Quote: 58633; Rating: 262; [+|-]
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< back2u> yeah ... somme ppl r just born loosers like urslef ...
< pairo> Hey, at least I can spell loser.
< back2u> heh.
< pairo> Not to mention "people", "are" and "yourself".
< back2u> good for you ...
< pairo> Oh, and "some".
< back2u> the caybord is not a good one :P
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Quote: 58636; Rating: 403; [+|-]
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<[_tOz_]> people saying internet is full of childporn is so full of bullshit...i cant find a single picture
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Quote: 58639; Rating: -1; [+|-]
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<T`karthon> This is my hard drive assnip, I just don't like having 10 gigs of mp3s slowing my shit down
<Spleen_work> you are a stupid fuck
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Quote: 58677; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<Miz> why does windows messager not close? :E
<Miz> there isnt anything using it!
<Cheez> hotmail?
<Miz> not visible anyway
<Miz> nope
<Miz> no windows open 'cept this
<Cheez> try killing the process
* Miz has quit IRC (Connection reset by peer)
<Cheez> wrong process...
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Quote: 58683; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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<@bmann> once it gets warmer im getting a fucking job
<@rambopfc> just get a snowblower, u could get a blow job
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Quote: 58690; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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(hydroponik): lol my penis is naked and its 10 inches long :]
(cursor): hydroponik: objects in mirror are nine inches bigger than they areally are
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Quote: 58692; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<silk|around> whats that site where you put a name in and it says your a homo or somthing
<silk|around> ahh got one
<silk|around> nn all
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<gatewatcher> heh, last year, when my parrents made me goto ccd, i had to sit through a pro-life presentation. after, the guy asked my friend if he was pro-life. my friend goes yes, of course i am, i'm catholic. the guy goes, that's good. then my friend goes, yeah, i mean you can't eat babies unless they're born...
the guy was clearly horrified.
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Quote: 58722; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<TsN|Wildchild> yes Im a nerd... Im pushing 30 and I enjoy playing video games, so sue me bitch
<TsN|AgentABC> im pushing 16 WC, i feel you pain
<TsN|Wildchild> thats puberty abc it will pass
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Quote: 58723; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<Lazy_Robot> Sometimes they dont label the gay porn gay on kazaa....
<Lazy_Robot> I wonderd why the guys were fucking
<Lazy_Robot> thought some ladies were coming....
<Lazy_Robot> took awhile b4 I realised.
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Quote: 58730; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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RetardedCrow: www.ragingrooster.com
Chloe Margarita: You find the oddest sites. How do you do that?
RetardedCrow: I looked up cock.
RetardedCrow: Fights, er, cock FIGHTS
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Quote: 58732; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<dreawn> I found out earlier today from an ex-AF friend of mine that a gallon
of prize winning bull semen sells for 10 L
<dreawn> err 10 K
<dreawn> so I've taken up a new occupation and double life as a semen rustler.
<Marmalade420> so i need is polar bear semen
<Marmalade420> and i can get money
<Marmalade420> all
<dreawn> well, prize-winning bull semen.
<dreawn> you could join my gang of ruthless thugs who steal semen from large
creatures and try to sell it
<Marmalade420> sure
<dreawn> nothing like fleeing the farm of a north dakota farmer with a gang of
lawmen chasing you in pickup trucks worrying about spilling some
bull gravy out of a tin pail
<dreawn> nope, nothing at all.
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<torch> is a 19" monitor big enough to run 1600x1200, or should i get a 21"?
<qball> 1600x1200 is kinda tight on the 19
<qball> actually it's very tight
<Matt97GT> like 9 y/o tight?
<ReeferCpe> male or female?
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Quote: 58739; Rating: 133; [+|-]
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<ally> i wonder what postage of a live animal would be to washington >.>
<rcg> illegal?
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Quote: 58742; Rating: 90; [+|-]
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<%kc1313> im a good analizer
[<Nematocyst> ANALIZER?
<Nematocyst> OR ANALYZER
<%kc1313> yeah the second
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<@Campbell> I saw the best thing today... I was around at a mates place and these Jehovah's Witnesses came around preaching their shit
<@Campbell> So my mate invites them in and sits down and offers them pizza and cookies.
<@Campbell> After about 15 minutes they left very happy.
<@Campbell> We spotted them about an hour later lying in a park staring at the sky
<@Campbell> I guess those hash cookies and that magic mushie pizza really did its job.
<@Campbell> Who said drugs were bad?!
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<@_aa_> I need more friends
<@_aa_> good ones
<@_aa_> instead of bad friends
<@_aa_> but I guess there's no such thing as bad friends
<biVulate> aa: join a fraternity :P
<@_aa_> I said friends not people who will super glue my penis to a milk crate when I'm asleep
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<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of January.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in japan...
<Tenchi147> in japan it's the year 2025
<The_Cold> I wish it was the end of january in North America.
<Tenchi147> it is
<Tenchi147> in canada
<Tenchi147> it's like 1805 in canada
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<AlpViper> apparantly my motherboard temp is 72 degrees
<AlpViper> is that bad
<Nom> farenheight or celcius ?
<Nom> if its celcius then yes, its bad
<AlpViper> oh dear
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* wintax accidentally substitutes tequila for olive oil while trying to make salad dressing
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Quote: 58781; Rating: 90; [+|-]
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<KMQ> foo is not xxxx
<Skunks> foo *can* be xxxx
<KMQ> no...
<KMQ> fooo can be xxxx
<Skunks> heh
<KMQ> but not foo
<Skunks> variable length is not limited by the name of the variable :P
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Quote: 58790; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<NateDog> when you don't even want to pay $0.00 for something you must be REALLY cheap
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<Anon> holy crap, you know you've been on IRC too long when you see p133 and think 'plee'...
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<jre> WHAT? They pulled the teeth out POST-MORTEM?
<jre> What losers
<jre> The Nazis have just lost so much respect from me
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<NateDog> HH, I'd accept a blowjob from anyone as long as they didn't have herpes or some other mouth disease
<`Syntax> Nate would accept a blowjob from *!*@*
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tom: I deep throated a banana once
tom: I'm good at it
tom: all the girls in class looked at me funny tho
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<jre> http://www.toronto.com/feature/344/ "The cemetery's roots date back to the Primitive Methodists."
<jre> Primitive Methodists
<AFRICAN_THUNDER> so in other words 1967
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<likwid8> anyone know where I can get the ABC special on how hackers get movies for free?
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SquallBane: True gamers don't need controllers/keyboards/mice.
SquallBane: They memorize the game and play it in their head.
blindpyro: wtf.
blindpyro: then how do you play mulplayer.
SquallBane: You get three friends to sit in the same room and rattle off verbose descriptions of what's happening.
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<TheThree> your special?
<Mj> you're
<TheThree> sorry my grammer sucks
<Mj> grammar
<TheThree> as dose my spelling
<Mj> does
<TheThree> i give up
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<Donut[4]> DEFRAG TIME
<_ry0suke_> deFAG
* Donut[4] has quit IRC (Quit: DEFRAG IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EVERYONE)
* Donut has joined #walktheplank
<Donut> HEY WAIT
<Donut> F U =(
* Donut has quit IRC (Quit: )
<_ry0suke_> :(
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<domenow> I'm gripping your cock hard
<ThAtGuy> i'm feeling your breasts
<ThAtGuy> my dick is getting really hard now
<domenow> yeah, mine too
<domenow> I mean... err.
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Quote: 58860; Rating: 134; [+|-]
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<Lithium> if i buy a hardware firewall right - i just stick it on, tell it to block all ports - tada
<Lithium> easy peasy
<stephen> all ports?
<Lithium> i aint got time to arse about isntalling software firewalls on every machine
<Lithium> i tried before
<Noodle> there's an easier and cheaper way to block all ports
<Noodle> pull the RJ45 out :P
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Quote: 58869; Rating: 440; [+|-]
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<sCoTTiii> is there actually any nice gurls in here, who dont put out, and arnt sluts and are over 16 ? lol, msg me man
<My`Albanian`Ass> opposite to that, msg me :)
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<Agent> [02:02] * king_away is back from Sex0ring my HAND :D. I was gone for 18secs
<Agent> You should see a doctor about that.
<Agent> 18 secs?!
<king_minkus> :D
<king_minkus> yep
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<king_minkus> DAMN good
<Agent> I'll uh... take your word for it :)
<Silent_Remorse> 18 secs? Your pathetic
<Silent_Remorse> ;p
<king_minkus> i repeat
<king_minkus> my hand is good
<Silent_Remorse> I pity the woman who you eventually trick into having sex with you
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<GamespitterZ420> i wanted to know why your name is blue and why it has an @in front of it?
<@Shadoe> I'm a fucking smurf with a tumor
<GamespitterZ420> damn sorry dude my condolences
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<@Shadoe> I don't want to have sex with you
<@Shadoe> EVAR
<Vladimere> yeah yeah
<Vladimere> i've heard it before
<Vladimere> that's what they all say, and then they end up staring at the headboard
<@Shadoe> yeah, going "jesus christ when will it end"
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<+DangerMan> I liked cold weather a lot better when I was fat
<bmwii> ya, an extra 30 pounds helps through the winter =)
<+ZombiEater> ..or a jacket
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<Shadoe> baby collars
<Shadoe> hahaha
<Shadoe> "here baby baby" *yank*
<Shadoe> <---- should not have children.
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Lukerul1: my mom got a laptop, she opened it up, and was looking at it, and asked what it was
Lukerul1: i wanted to cry
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(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): omfg
(XengeL|MakingAnimeVideos): whose good with windows paint program?
(nemesis): omfg
(nemesis): who isnt?
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