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Quote: 58148; Rating: 1592; [+|-]
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<Lakitu7> "This pokemon wears the skull of its dead mother"
<Lakitu7> Cubone is really screwed up
<Lakitu7> Why the hell would they write that into the poke-universe? That's going to screw up some little kid
<Lakitu7> "We're sorry Johnny. Your mother didn't make it" "Can i have her skull for a helmet?" "what?"
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Quote: 58153; Rating: 0; [+|-]
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<Svartfot> try putting some flavored tea up you mouth..same shit different name if you ask me
* Svartfot was kicked by Dekkon (Thank you for not discussing the outside world, goodbye.)
<^flash> you guys kick and ban people for the most fucked up reasons...
<hardlined> stfukthx
* McMoo sets mode: +b *!*_flash@*.bix.bellsouth.net
* ^flash was kicked by McMoo (no we don't.)
<JafoMatic> laugh
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Quote: 58154; Rating: 234; [+|-]
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<asdasd> spellig? excuse me asshole...I got a+ in englsih
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Quote: 58158; Rating: 673; [+|-]
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* Locke is listening to Nsync - Tearin' Up My Heart
<Locke> ...
<Locke> time to turn the plug-in off
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Quote: 58162; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<WoWMaN\>ah well, i'm off now
<Bart\> where to?
<WoWMaN\>some people like to call it masturbation, or jerking off. I myself prefer: "letting the dog out"
<WoWMaN\>that way it doesn't sound all that suspicious when I tell my mum what I'm off to do
<Bart\>sure... "Mum, I'm going to let the dogs out" and then you go to the bathroom...
<Bart\>would seem pretty suspicious to me
<WoWMaN\>well, not to my mum
<WoWMaN\>in fact... we don't even have a dog :)
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Quote: 58170; Rating: 100; [+|-]
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<Presto> why do they even do that on websites.
<Presto> If the link above is flashing you win!
<Presto> but it seems that the link is always flashing...
<Presto> infact, I have never seen it not flash.
<Moeser> its more like "if you are a gullible user, YOURE A WINNER!"
<Presto> pisses me off
<jenara> ive clicked it before
<jenara> turns out, you don't win
<jenara> you sell your soul
<jenara> TO THE DEVIL
<Moeser> NOOO NOT THE DEVIL!
* Moeser rips off his mouse button
<Moeser> must.... not... click...
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Quote: 58172; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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--> nwa ([email protected]) has joined #perl-fu
<nwa> OMG I just had the best shower
<nwa> I bought one of those girly gay shower sponges
<nwa> man, I'm like fuckin lickable clean
<you_suck> ...
<nwa> anyone want to prove me wrong?
<nekroplasm> wtf
--- hardlined sets ban on *!*@*.athenet.net
<-- hardlined has kicked nwa from #perl-fu (uhh.. your outta here like a boner in sweatpants..)
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Quote: 58173; Rating: 316; [+|-]
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<Vuriand> Curz: Does OFP have good music?
<Curz> No. It sucks
<Curz> And it sucks very hard
<Curz> Now I'm off to suck
<Curz> Argh
<Curz> *sleep
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Quote: 58178; Rating: 350; [+|-]
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*** Joins: Amnesia ([email protected])
<Amnesia> yo
<rawhed> yo amnesia
<rawhed> remember me? ;)
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Quote: 58187; Rating: 309; [+|-]
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<avat> damn, I've been playing ut too much
<avat> my cursor moved & I was gonna shoot it
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Quote: 58188; Rating: 495; [+|-]
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<chem> IM my friend gray then
<chem> Hes got so much porn he gets popups when hes browsing his own pc
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Quote: 58191; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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*** AnimeHost used to use a script... back in the age of AOL
<@AnimeHost> a script was a mans sword back then.
<@AnimeHost> now... its a way to combat ignorant malays
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Quote: 58205; Rating: -106; [+|-]
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<Kaos> Old school bling
<Kaos> If I could find one of those clock necklaces
<Kaos> I'd wear it
<Agnarth> flava flav
<steve> bling?
<steve> I'm sorry, I don't speak nigger.
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Quote: 58213; Rating: 142; [+|-]
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<ian_> Speaking of shaving, I was experementing with my beard trimmer's hair length settings so I decided to test it on my chest hair. Now I have a trail of missing hair going from my crotch to my neck. It's like you're looking from overhead at a foreset with a trail of trees cut down.
<kierabee> your chest hair is on your crotch?
<ian_> There's no clear line of where one stops and one begins.
<kierabee> that's a savory image
<ian_> kierabee, I can shave my ass hair and make a toupe.
<kierabee> why don't you just braid it and leave it in place?
<ian_> Can you braid it for me?
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Quote: 58214; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<ian_> kierabee, do you like when a guy puts his hand on the back of your head and forces you down on his penis?
<hardlined> haha
<ian_> Or do you like to be more self-directed
<kierabee> have you forgotten that i'm a lesbian?
<hardlined> too much fun for a monday night.
<ian_> Cuz I've seen it both ways in the pornography movies,
<ian_> kierabee, lesbos still enjoy the dick.
<ian_> The Dick.
<hardlined> if she is a lesbian your gonna have to go the forceful way.
<kierabee> well, that's clearly all the education that you've had
<ian_> kierabee, the pepper spray only stung for a couple days after I last had sex
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Quote: 58222; Rating: 434; [+|-]
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<brainbox> Xuberant, please, check your keyboard for stuck keys
<brainbox> you've clipped Retard-Lock or something
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Quote: 58239; Rating: 580; [+|-]
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<fluffy> note to self. when scanning a portion of your anatomy. remember the scanning software keeps that preivew image. untill your parents go to use it.
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Quote: 58247; Rating: 403; [+|-]
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<MickJ> FACT: FAKE TITS ARE A SIGN OF HORRIBLE SELF ESTEEM
<Turnspike> Wouldn't it be cool if they had implants with goldfish in them
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Quote: 58297; Rating: 194; [+|-]
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<Sock_Monkee> yeah, i came out of the closet today....i went in looking for my jacket but all that was there was a bunch of queers
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Quote: 58301; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<Oreo_Boy> Wal-Mart = microsoft with groceries
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Quote: 58316; Rating: 364; [+|-]
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<Wilykat> I'm so goth, I pee black stuff.
<Wilykat> My goth friends say I should go see a doctor.
<Wilykat> But they are just not goth enough to understand!
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Quote: 58319; Rating: 1267; [+|-]
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<patti11_> anyone wanna talk to a f/10???
<Desantnik> patti11_: Of course you're one of those 10 year olds that goes to Columbia university
*** patti11_ ([email protected]) has left #Kids
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Quote: 58392; Rating: -43; [+|-]
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<{fedom}> Dude, I am MCSE and A+, but I dont act lame like you!
<{fedom}> I am MCSE, A+, CIW, Oracle DBA......I am sitting here
on a dual p-Xeon 2.8Ghz, 10GB RAM, 1TB 15,000RPM ultra160 SCSI RAID HD;
give a fucking break kid, I make more money than you ever will.
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Quote: 58417; Rating: 243; [+|-]
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Ryan : political correctness has gone too far! in the card store i went to, the category for christmas was labelled "Wednesday, December 25"
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Quote: 58421; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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<cornbread> The last time I got an SMS from a chick, it said 'i h8 u fgt.'
<cornbread> I shit you not.
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Quote: 58422; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<Spammy> shit. i just ate my brothers christmas present
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Quote: 58428; Rating: -42; [+|-]
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<HitlerYouth88> all i want is a white girl for xmas :(
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Quote: 58441; Rating: 147; [+|-]
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<Jeph> Anyone have a dedicated server, my host is going out of business, and we were buds so I wasn't paying anything, and can't right now... heh?
<sbrain> maybe thats why they were going out of business
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Quote: 58443; Rating: 383; [+|-]
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* SilverH|Work is now known as SilverHorse
<SilverHorse> OMFG
<SilverHorse> I HELD MY DAMN DIAHREA ALL DAMN DAY
<SilverHorse> THEN I JUST GOT HOME
<SilverHorse> IT WAS LIKE FUCKING HIROSHIMA
<SilverHorse> I mean jesus
<SilverHorse> you could hear the splash across the house
<SilverHorse> it literally covered the entire surface area of my ass
<SilverHorse> japanese people died when I let it go
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Quote: 58447; Rating: 56; [+|-]
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<threeve> woohoo moms password is still same as last month
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Quote: 58449; Rating: 76; [+|-]
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* DrZaius sets mode: +b *.*!*@*
<DrZaius> lmao
<sneve> haha
<Air|THPS2> doc
<Air|THPS2> why *.*!?
<DrZaius> i've been using dos a lot lately
<DrZaius> and wasn't thinking
* DrZaius sets mode: -b *.*!*@*
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Quote: 58450; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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<+ [Frost2] > fuck theres something in my eye
<psychicbug> frost got a cumshot in the eye
<psychicbug> ...again
<@ [ArtForz]> he prolly saw it cumming
<psychicbug> hahaha
<+ [Frost2] > you guys are sick k thx
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Quote: 58454; Rating: 117; [+|-]
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<Mosqui^> but don't diss clothes
<Mosqui^> clothes rule
<Mosqui^> i love clothes
<Mosqui^> and i love shopping for clothes
<Mosqui^> .....god i'm a woman
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Quote: 58455; Rating: 783; [+|-]
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<Matto20V> get lost
<uneekwahn> I can't
<uneekwahn> I have a map
* Matto20V points at his asshole
* uneekwahn opens his map for "the grand canyon"
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Quote: 58471; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<Kaitlin> Holy shit my chair just broke right out from under me... I was just sitting here and next thing I know I'm on the ground and the keyboard tray has fallen down on top of me
<Kaitlin> I'm not a fatass, I swear!!!! *inno*
<Shala> i was refraining from that comment, tubby
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Quote: 58473; Rating: 163; [+|-]
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<voidnull> Computers destroyed my life. Today when my mum told me to get up, I asked her for the password.
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Quote: 58482; Rating: -92; [+|-]
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*** m0ndi changes topic to '[01:08] <Lottiepie> now i don't have pussy anymore [01:10] <m0ndi> u left it at your ex bf's place that he can have some fun with [01:10] <Lottiepie> yep :)'
<m0ndi> i guess thats enuff
<Lottiepie> the topic is too big
<mensab> nothings too big as long as is all goes in
<mensab> errrm... that could go into bash :P
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Quote: 58490; Rating: 9; [+|-]
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<cronwrk> this is a really stupid question.. but anyway.. what drivers should you use with microsoft wheelman mouse.. will logitech drivers work?
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Quote: 58491; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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joerodZ3: ppl should chase their dreams
joerodZ3: it's the route to happiness
RGarza983: and jailtime
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Quote: 58495; Rating: 10; [+|-]
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<robg> Fuck. My room is still on fire.
<robg> It's a small electrical one, though.
<robg> My moms trying to take care of it.
<NonToxic> robg then GET OFF IRC!!
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Quote: 58505; Rating: 418; [+|-]
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<StillAway> omg i got spam saying 'someone at work likes you'. they really dont target this shit well do they, I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB
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Quote: 58507; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<LeX|NgToN> i got a blister on the inside of my hand =/
<Vagabonde> haha, from wacking off?
<LeX|NgToN> Y DOES EVERYONE ASSUME THAT?!
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Quote: 58520; Rating: 167; [+|-]
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* Mr`Anders is now known as MrAndersn
<TreOptik> mrandersn sounds like a pedophile biochemestry teacher
***later
<_spirit_> hmm mr anderson... that reminds me of highschool
<TreOptik> i said something like that too ..
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Quote: 58524; Rating: 593; [+|-]
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<MightyBlueJustice> If Jesus would've been shot to death instead of crucified would christians wear jewelry with firearms on it?
<K-Necrocide> It kinda makes you wish he was assraped to death with a big black cock.
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Quote: 58527; Rating: 486; [+|-]
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<Sirex> i should set the ping reply as a negative number
<Sirex> and tell people i'm from the future
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Quote: 58531; Rating: 470; [+|-]
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<fiddler> how do u ppl say either, like i-ther or like e-ther?
<jnss> i don't say either
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Quote: 58532; Rating: 1377; [+|-]
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<wangschlong> So i was walking by some house
<wangschlong> and some hot girl was staring at me from the house
<wangschlong> so i go closer and shes still staring at me
<wangschlong> it turns out
<wangschlong> IT WAS A FUCKING LAMP
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Quote: 58544; Rating: 88; [+|-]
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<_apostle_> yea but all the really fun stuff costs more money
<_apostle_> and you need to find the right kid of hooker
<Monk_Grav> The right kid of hooker?
<Monk_Grav> I'm pretty sure that's illegal.
<_apostle_> *kind
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Quote: 58547; Rating: 303; [+|-]
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<crunchyfish> It's easier to talk to girls if you find little ways to surprise them.
<crunchyfish> Like punching them in their fucking whore face in a dark parking lot.
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Quote: 58548; Rating: 73; [+|-]
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<Kevyn> I think I'm going to buy one of those LCD screens and snap it onto my girlfriend instead of my Gamecube.
<Kevyn> So I can play Monkey Ball and fuck her in the ass at the same time.
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