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Quote: 59674; Rating: 135; [+|-]
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(djaby) ohh k me frm marz
(djaby) visit sum time...
(djaby) its a cooool place
(djaby) ur zip has sum ko0o0o00ol tackz...
(st0vbold) I thought so, since you can't spell shit's worth
(djaby) u there zip....
(djaby) this st0vbold iz borin2 talk wit..
(djaby) :)
(st0vbold) sure I am
(djaby) yeah but me like 2 speak eit borin ppl also...
(djaby) :)
(djaby) so u r in q plz wait...:)
(djaby) lol
(st0vbold) go back to dalnet
(djaby) cum into me chann sum time... me a op in it ... me vil bann u in a sec ??? :)
(djaby) hey how cum u no me frm dalnet....
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Quote: 59676; Rating: 3; [+|-]
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<Mansion_Maniac> huh, God on a slot machine
<Mansion_Maniac> a winner is Him
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Quote: 59684; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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<_audit_> you know when you've been working in the pr0n industry too long when all you have to see is the pussy and you know what girl is on camara
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Quote: 59685; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<Viper550esp> heh hell, you have no idea what hell is! Try standing inbetween two large fat women at a manson concert who decided just to wear the bare minimum to get it in concert. Oh thats nothing, they decided that it would be fun to start a mash pit. I kid you not those two women took out 7 people with one
massive shove
<Jaytda4th> omg that is hell! A manson concert.. im so sorry.
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Quote: 59686; Rating: 15; [+|-]
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<unrealer> shit
<unrealer> who is good at medic here?
<unrealer> how long does it take blood which stuck in u're vain to dissove?
<unrealer> i think i popped my vain
<unrealer> shit
<PInK-PSy> o_O
<unrealer> its at my leg
<PInK-PSy> sucks to be you
<unrealer> .... ... ...
<BluWacky> I think you'd be in a lot more pain and howling for an ambulance if you'd really "popped a vein".
* PInK-PSy nods
<unrealer> well not really pop. more like the blood stream stuck
<unrealer> its all hard and shit
<unrealer> compair to my other leg
<PInK-PSy> dude, get off the computer
<PInK-PSy> and do something about it =
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Quote: 59687; Rating: 228; [+|-]
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<+MegamanX2K> buh
<@Dragon_Ninja> HIya X
<+MegamanX2K> Diablo 2 pisses me off
<@Dragon_Ninja> what is pissing you off about it now?
<+MegamanX2K> stupid fucking Venom Lord rush
<+MegamanX2K> who do they think they are, Zerg?
<@Dragon_Ninja> LOL
<+MegamanX2K> god, I was waiting for Diablo to go "KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE ^______________________^"
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Quote: 59692; Rating: 294; [+|-]
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* Mak- was kicked by Nec (buu)
<____> someone from israel kicking a dude from el salvador in a swedish channel, critizised by a german..... talk about globalisation
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Quote: 59693; Rating: 292; [+|-]
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<Seppukoi> kthx so today in driver's ed we had a guest speaker
<Seppukoi> and he was talking about teh alcohol, and also teh seatbelts
<Seppukoi> he was explaining this article he read
<Seppukoi> well, the article was talking about these two idiots who crashed their car into the front doors of a school
<Seppukoi> and said they were tyring to kill themselves, but they survived with minor injuries because they were wearing seatbelts
<Seppukoi> so I screamed out "HAHA NOOB!!!"
<Seppukoi> and my friend screamed out "those guys SUCK at the killing themselves"
<Seppukoi> he also said "those newbs got fux0red up!"
<Seppukoi> I said "they probably had wallhacks" and the teacher was looking at us like "wtf"
<Seppukoi> we kept talking about it and comparing it to things :/
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Quote: 59703; Rating: 2593; [+|-]
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<AdmiralPJ> I can predict things before they happen
<AdmiralPJ> yes i know
<ari> That's precognition, not telepathy
<ari> Ah, damnit...
<ari> Good one
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Quote: 59718; Rating: 290; [+|-]
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<Dead_Ice> dial up CS is good
<Dead_Ice> cos ya lag that much you can dodge the bullets matrix style
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Quote: 59726; Rating: 222; [+|-]
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<Oolong> you know, i read somewhere that botulism is powerful enough, if like 10 milligrams of it got in the water supply, to kill everyone in a town the size of new york city
<Oolong> i wonder what marketing genius thought, "hey, maybe if women inject this into their lips, it will make them plump and kissable"
<Oolong> it scares me to think that there might be an underground lab somewhere discovering the cosmetic benefits of anthrax
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Quote: 59730; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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<BX|Lyfe> im gonna be waiting with a shotgun to rob santa
<BX|Lyfe> then its off to the pawn shop, ho ho ho
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Quote: 59731; Rating: 316; [+|-]
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<Anatole> That bot was from Russia.
<Anatole> And there's a e-mail address, as well!
<Rev> Russian...so it begins...
<Anatole> And a name.
<Anatole> Eeeeeeenteresting.
<DeadSnake> so, it seems we are having a new cold war now
<RAPEAPE> yeah
<DeadSnake> but it will not be fought on our lands, or our seas, or in the air, but in our homes, on IRC
<RAPEAPE> SAQ vs SOVIETS
<Rev> They struck first, with porn-bots. But will the americans retaliate?
<DeadSnake> WE SHALL RETALIATE
<DeadSnake> but porn-bots we won't send, but email viruses!
<Rev> Mmm macros and attachments most vile.
<DeadSnake> we will contract the best hackers that china has to offer, then we do a preemptive strike on russia with a low level version of klez
<DeadSnake> then, when their defenses are down, we do a full on retaliatory strike with a modified version of the "Love Bug" virus
<Rev> Contact CNN, they'll have to get to work on their theme music.
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Quote: 59732; Rating: 153; [+|-]
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<Runed> soft toilet paper :)
<Runed> makes you want to sit there and wipe your ass all day :(
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Quote: 59744; Rating: 182; [+|-]
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<+Tincan> omega could code his way out of a straight jacket!
<@omega> out?
<+Tincan> yeah i guess
<+Tincan> i dunno i just thought of it
<@omega> dude, the rate im going, im going to be coding myself INTO a straight jacket.
<+Tincan> lolol
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Quote: 59749; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<jgaddis> boolean: I just got outta prison last Monday.
<boolean> jgaddis: how many people in jail use linux?
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Quote: 59757; Rating: -83; [+|-]
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<sKratch> you know what? if we could choose our nationality at birth, there would be no canada
<sKratch> or it would just be a country full of morons
<sKratch> oh wait...
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Quote: 59763; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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<Nark> flash2 is the easiest shit to learn next to wanking off to Pamela Anderson
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Quote: 59788; Rating: 268; [+|-]
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<+sysys> i could tell you if WINDOWS FUCKING ME didn't crash
<+sysys> er
<+sysys> WINDOWS ME
<+sysys> that didnt come out right
<@spacemank> LOL
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Quote: 59803; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<Hemlock> cloning one's pet doesn't seem that costly
<Hemlock> i am seriously considering doing this
<Compute> hem: you can't clone rocks, dumbass
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Quote: 59830; Rating: -47; [+|-]
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<DislocatedStyle8> *God attacks True_Yoshi dealing .0000000000000000001 damage*
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Quote: 59834; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<@DarkHoly> you live in canadian future, that's like, wright brothers just invented airplane
<Tdot> airplane?
<Tdot> O_o
<@DarkHoly> see?
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Quote: 59839; Rating: 299; [+|-]
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<Volt9000> My friend asked me to be in his movie
<Volt9000> I think Im gonna do it
<Volt9000> I must admit my acting skills aren't the greatest
<Volt9000> But I do have SOME acting experience
<tsingtao> <Volt9000> I've managed to convince my whole school that I'm straight!
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Quote: 59847; Rating: 213; [+|-]
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<Swift> I need lemonade.
<dmc2> I hate it when my sound goes blurry.
<supakoopa> i hate when my video gets loud.
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Quote: 59863; Rating: 251; [+|-]
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<phrenzy> i went to laser force yesterday all that cs made me really good
<a3LegdCat> so you camped like a mofo?
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Quote: 59874; Rating: 430; [+|-]
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* dazalyn *wisks* off her bra... aaaahhhhh freedom
<nymph`grl> daz: Hehehe. This is why I love tank-tops with the shelf bra.
<dazalyn> my boobs are too big for the shelf bra to actually work...
<dazalyn> i wear them anyway
<dazalyn> lol
<nymph`grl> same here, lol
<Wildcard`> too much information
<nymph`grl> on a DDD it's really hard to keep them in check in those things. :)
<shayden> too much information?
<shayden> not enough visuals
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Quote: 59880; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<fetman> when I read the quotes on bash.org I feel that I too wan't to be as stupid as they are and make such stupid comments and make everyone laugh
<fetman> How do I become as stupid as they are?
<tfg> There are two steps, as follows:
<tfg> 1) Bang your head repeatedly on the wall until you pass out
<tfg> 2) Repeat step 1 until you get that stupid idea that you can actually be funny out of your head
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Quote: 59894; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<tamrfc> HOW DO YOU CHANGE A .ZIP FILE TO .EXE I HAVE BEEN TRYING FOR ABOUT 40 MINS NOW.
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Quote: 59896; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<Nvrmr> were gonna have stalkers
<Nvrmr> gonna have turks knocking on our door asking how to use FlashFXP
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Quote: 59927; Rating: 2; [+|-]
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<KeeperX> <zamros> I CAN'T BELIEVE I BID ON AN AUCTION WHERE THE PICTURE WAS THIS http://ebay1.ipixmedia.com/abc/M28/_EBAY_71847e281b4abd0be4c460d181152613/i-1.JPG
<KeeperX> <Project> YOU WON A FAT MAN?
<Flaming_Duck> oh god
<Flaming_Duck> look at the JPG
<Flaming_Duck> that's so gay
<KeeperX> yes, that is gay
<KeeperX> external CDROM
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Quote: 59967; Rating: 898; [+|-]
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<stormo> im watching the best movie atm..
<Aurian> why is it so good??
<stormo> any film where a clown fingerfucks a nun has got to be good
<Aurian> okay, i now consider myself lucky for not watching it
<Aurian> isn't it meant to be about ninjas???
<stormo> now they're having actual sex
<stormo> yeah
<stormo> the nun is a ninja in disguise
<Aurian> ahh
<Aurian> and who's the clown?
<stormo> another ninja
<stormo> look, i'm not watching this film for it's complex and involved plot
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Quote: 59970; Rating: -8; [+|-]
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<SithAdmin> * Now talking in #rape.support
<SithAdmin> * Retrieving #rape info...
<SithAdmin> * SithAdmin changes topic to 'You were all begging for it!'
<SithAdmin> * You were kicked from #rape.support by RSBot (banned!)
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Quote: 59995; Rating: 253; [+|-]
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<comet_11> can't you just see someone using quake to learn how to kill?
<comet_11> "...So then I ran up to him with my rocket launcher, even though I couldn't find the quad damage anywhere. He turned and I swear he was going to fire a slime ball at me. I tried to strafe, but someone must have set my mouse/keyboard combo up wrong and I turned backwards and fell over."
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Quote: 60012; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<zamros> THE GOOD THING ABOUT HAVING MY OWN COMPUTER IS THAT I CAN JIZZ ALL OVER THE KEYBOARD AND NOT FEEL GUILTY THAT MY FAMILY IS GOING TO TYPE ON IT
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Quote: 60025; Rating: 1081; [+|-]
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<WTM2K> i accidentally turned on auto-catch, and everytime someone says a url it pops up in explorer
<Supachikn> www.superchicken.com
<|Cheez|> sorry about this but www.goatse.cx
<Supachikn> www.tubgirl.com
<Dekkon> www.dekkon.com
<WTM2K> i hate you all
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Quote: 60049; Rating: 126; [+|-]
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<DooD> and for the record i worship kim -_-
<``Erik> kim? one of my playtoys is named kim
<DooD> you name your blowup dolls?
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Quote: 60053; Rating: 550; [+|-]
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<seph2k> The idea of old people getting it on makes me SICK *BARF*. MANDATORY CASTRATION AFTER THE AGE 60. Man I hate people.
<toad-> I agree with seph2k
<toad-> I think old people should be killed at birth
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Quote: 60061; Rating: -15; [+|-]
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<FlaVouR> if http was cooler it would be YO!/SUP!
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Quote: 60066; Rating: 259; [+|-]
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<polyWog> my welfare sim family keeps having babies
<polyWog> how true to life
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Quote: 60092; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<KaRn> so if i made a million $ american and moved to canada.....i'd be richer?
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Quote: 60103; Rating: 300; [+|-]
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<xNichG> 'when nuclear weapons... attack.'
<xNichG> next on fox
<Darwin> seriously?
<xNichG> no
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Quote: 60108; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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<@Scarecr0w> Guest67082, we are the performers of a new play called " You are a fuck-wit"... wanna join?
<Guest67082> ok
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Quote: 60112; Rating: 77; [+|-]
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<@widea`way> if i wanted the CIA to track me, id buy a cell phone too
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Quote: 60113; Rating: 762; [+|-]
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<Bleepy> hmm this isn't good... not good atall
<Bleepy> i have an auto responder to my emails, and so does my friend i emailed, and umm it kept boucning, and now i have 17041 emails (16000 of which cannot be displayed)
<Daishi> that waas you!?!
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Quote: 60114; Rating: 511; [+|-]
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<KBC> brb, i think i heard a girl say "desperate" about 3 miles away
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Quote: 60115; Rating: 515; [+|-]
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<+Rustblade> I'm so angry!!
<+Rustblade> fucking computer
<+Rustblade> I'm gonna kick it
* +Rustblade kicks his computer *
Quits: Rustblade ([email protected]) (Remote host closed the connection)
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Quote: 60119; Rating: 602; [+|-]
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<Zaboomafoo`> aw shit someone help me!
<Zaboomafoo`> I happened to mention bukakke and my mom wondered what it was
<Zaboomafoo`> Im afraid shes gonna like, ask some of her japanese friends what it is and then find out!
<saijinsux> what did you tell her it was?
<Zaboomafoo`> a japanese food ;_;
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Quote: 60120; Rating: 88; [+|-]
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<Blinxuh> damnit
<Blinxuh> I can't order any of this shit because of these damn economy fluctuations
<Spudnewt> fluctuations? fluck chu asians?
<Spudnewt> well, fuck you too, americans
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Quote: 60124; Rating: 207; [+|-]
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<froggie> short lines are bad, mmmkay? please add to your short lines, to make them long. like this, y'see? long lines, good. short lines bad. pretty simple. I'm goint to beat you, acidblood. I WILL FIGHT YOU ON THE BEACHES!
<froggie> actually, I'll play volleyball with you on the beaches
<froggie> I'll fight you online on IRC and DoD maybe one day. but either way, I'll fight you in a verbose and extended mannor so that I may be one step closer to that almighty long winning line! haha! madman? ME? of course, thankyou.
<acidblood>
Does this count as a long line?
<froggie> no.
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Quote: 60125; Rating: 180; [+|-]
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<Lookn4Poon> i'm in big trouble
*** thekhan_b has joined #d2jsp
<Lookn4Poon> i'm pretty sure the doctor is gonna finger my ass tomorrow morning
<Lookn4Poon> i'm trying to hold in the poop so he can get his finger dirty
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