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Quote: 56048; Rating: 374; |
<Affe> god damn black socks
<Affe> i need to start pairing them together
<Affe> i pulled some out figuring 'oh if i pull out a few, i'll eventually end up with a pair'
<Affe> i had 8 different kinds of socks in my hand
<Ouroboros> Wow, Affe.
<Ouroboros> Your life must be incredibly boring if you thought that was interesting enough to tell us.
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Quote: 56053; Rating: -16; [+|-]
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<Terra-ist> i need roms
* Terra-ist wants a good rom site
<Terra-ist> just gimme a good rom site and ill shut up >=[
<lea_notwriting> Ever tried Google?
<lea_notwriting> I heard it has GREAT roms.
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Quote: 56074; Rating: 1373; [+|-]
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<@exit2eden9> my mother just told me the funniest story ever
<@exit2eden9> she was in the supermarket before, and this person in front of her was fighting with her toddler...who kept taking candy off the rack and putting it in the cart...
<@exit2eden9> she was saying "no...you cannot have candy...it is almost dinner time and you cant have any" and this is going on for a while
<@exit2eden9> so the kid yells really loud:
<@exit2eden9> "if you dont let me have candy im gonna call gramma and tell her you had daddy's peepee in your mouth"
<@exit2eden9> the woman ran out of the store...left all her groceries there
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Quote: 56107; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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CcLpRPG: it was like, my friend saw a chick at the movies, but she had a boyfriend
CcLpRPG: My friend says, screw him
CcLpRPG: I say, you screw him, i'll screw her
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Quote: 56118; Rating: 371; [+|-]
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<Mystiq`> i wish you spoke better english
<[SePtOr]> i should not
<[SePtOr]> i dont have why... you understand what i wanna say... It even matter
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Quote: 56120; Rating: 144; [+|-]
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G3nki: my printer is printing subliminal messages on my paper
Keerax: ...o_O
G3nki: it's printing out "Join the Military!"
G3nki: like cutting half of it at the top of the page
Keerax: yvan eht nioj
G3nki: never!
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Quote: 56122; Rating: 79; [+|-]
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<Comrade_90> any one have the new "best of nirvana" album?
<`2L> best of nirvana?
<`2L> whats that?
<`2L> 74 minutes of silence from just after when Kurt died?
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Quote: 56130; Rating: 260; [+|-]
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<RoseyCat> I didnt even nothice
<RoseyCat> wow, I type with a lisp now
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Quote: 56143; Rating: 729; [+|-]
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<Dugimodo> ever notice miracles stopped happening when the video camera was invented
<pog> and then they started up again when digital editing came by
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Quote: 56149; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<Diplomatic> Christina -> We wanna see your bewbies
<Christina> bewbies? What are you? 3?
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Quote: 56151; Rating: 362; [+|-]
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<WetCuntDelirium> Well quit acting like a nazi, and perhaps misconceptions won't be developed
<mike> i must have missed the part where i started hating jews
<mike> i did not, however, miss the part where i started hating "j00"
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Quote: 56155; Rating: 204; [+|-]
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[54]Drekknni: I've noticed that Mario Sunshine makes me feel pretty violent. More so than GTA3 or other "violent", "adult" games, anyway. I can't stand more than 20 minutes or so of it without getting pissed off and throwing the controller.
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Quote: 56167; Rating: 392; [+|-]
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<Krypt|LOTR2> i was given 200 dollars to survive a month alone while the rest of my family went to dominican republic
<Krypt|LOTR2> i blew half of that on games
<Krypt|LOTR2> and didnt eat for like 2 weeks
<Krypt|LOTR2> i lost alot of weight
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Quote: 56170; Rating: 15; |
TaniquaLoL: i stole my moms stash and sold it to her friend hahaha
EyezBloodshot: lmao
TaniquaLoL: shes all bitchy now though
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Quote: 56174; Rating: 146; [+|-]
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<atheir> microsoft is a bunch of soulless swine.
<quannum> with jobs
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Quote: 56188; Rating: 162; [+|-]
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<fantom> I'm going to play drinking games with tcpdump. what keyword should make me take a drink?
<rizzoh> tcp
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Quote: 56194; Rating: 290; [+|-]
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<Winkingdog> Cute toll collector At the Harbour tunnel this morning. Blond, young and very cute. I'm gunna ask her out..
<Winkingdog> I wonder how many round trips Ill have to do before I get the chance :)
<DD> Shit!!! She's already costing you money!:-)
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Quote: 56222; Rating: 319; [+|-]
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<Tomalak> Pregnancy from rape is extremely rare.
<DarkYouth> But here you are, eh Tomalak?
<Tomalak> I wouldn't say what your dad did to your mom was strictly consensual, DY. If a sheep runs away, it doesn't mean "keep on going".
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Quote: 56229; Rating: 455; [+|-]
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<Supachikn> redhat is the ms of linux distros
<Supachikn> make everything pretty, dont worry about functionality
<pont> my penis is the slackware of penis
<pont> :D
<pont> Hard and stable
<Supachikn> and fits inside one cd?
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Quote: 56230; Rating: 956; [+|-]
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<Rin> 65 peolpe killed in Canada by guns last year
<Rin> 63 in UK
<Rin> 64 in Australia
<Rin> 11,456 in USA
<Ram> we win!
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Quote: 56232; Rating: 68; [+|-]
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kindle9: the computer lab is *craaaazy* today
tomemos: "Dig this crazy scene" crazy?
kindle9: "oh my god it's not printing why isn't it printing i need it to be printing what the hell is wrong with you make it start printing!!!" crazy
kindle9: then they start foaming at the mouth
tomemos: Do you ever have to put them down?
kindle9: i wish
kindle9: apparently i'm not allowed near tranquilizers anymore
kindle9: some sort of.. legal thing.. lawsuits.. restraining orders..
kindle9: *ahem*
kindle9: let's just say i got a little over-zealous yesterday
tomemos: "I know you're a computer person, but we're out of library staff. Take this tazer and go in there!"
tomemos: This is why I don't study in the library.
tomemos: Because you could KILL ME.
kindle9: could?
kindle9: more like will!
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Quote: 56256; Rating: 596; [+|-]
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<Campbell> You know you're seriously got nothing better to do when you start measuring time in units other than minutes and hours.
<Oli[bath]> Win2k uptime: two quadrillion two hundred thirteen trillion seven hundred seventy-nine billion six hundred twenty-one million two hundred five thousand two hundred ninety-two Caesium-133 Radiation-periods (2,213,779,621,205,292| 2 days, 18 hours, 53 mins, 41 secs)
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Quote: 56258; Rating: 361; [+|-]
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<TuxMan> beh you know what happened...
<terminus> what?
<TuxMan> i whacked off while watching the linux kernel compile...
<TuxMan> i mean... uh...
<terminus> o_O
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Quote: 56259; Rating: 466; [+|-]
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<tHeo^doctor-appt`> this is prolly too much information
<tHeo^doctor-appt`> but I haven't been able to get off in like a month or something
<Miyabi> dude, your nuts must be huge
<Miyabi> i mean, as a result
<Miyabi> that wasn't random props
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Quote: 56264; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<kingBooze> is there a spanish -> english translator that sucks less dicks than altavista.babelfish?
<LostXanadu> puerto ricans
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Quote: 56271; Rating: 129; [+|-]
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<mog> I take pride in being completly bitter and cynical
<BosTony> I take pride in the fact that Ive gone 5 weeks without an STD.
<mog> and getting pissed off at the smallest aspects of society
<mog> like personalized license plates
<PsykadelicAngel> Tony, we're so proud
<Jennilala> I'm getting one.
<Jennilala> :P
<BosTony> An STD?
<Jennilala> no
<mog> ahaha
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Quote: 56292; Rating: 269; [+|-]
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(+[MO]GeX) James[UH] you got a GF ain't you ?
(@James[UH]) gf, geforce or girlfriend...
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Quote: 56293; Rating: 294; [+|-]
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<@FrozenShade> Customer: "What kind of ink cartidges do I need for this scanner?"
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Quote: 56301; Rating: 61; [+|-]
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<+FlatFace> ASDFHK
<+FlatFace> WTF
<+FlatFace> WOLF 3D SOURCE 8K?!
<+FlatFace> wait that's the disclaimer
<+FlatFace> SHIT
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Quote: 56317; Rating: 353; [+|-]
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<ibrahim> is there alive experts?
<ozzmosis> I've been alive since I was born, you could say I'm an expert at it
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Quote: 56318; Rating: 363; [+|-]
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<I3aH> can anyone help me? i need to get wine working
<CyberdogM8> just drink more of it
<CyberdogM8> it'll work eventually
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Quote: 56320; Rating: 329; [+|-]
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<@arp> Importance: Normal
<@arp> INCREASE YOUR PENIS SIZE BY 1/4 INCH IN ONE WEEK!
<@arp> Guaranteed!!!!!!
<@arp> YAY!
<argoth> thanks for sharing
<j0ker> hell I can do that in a few seconds
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Quote: 56321; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<Nergy> How much do movies cost these days?
<Meatwad> matine's cost 5.50 or so
<Nergy> w00t! I have that!
<Nergy> in fact, its RIGHT in my pants now
<Meatwad> dollars not inches
<Nergy> oh my bad.
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Quote: 56333; Rating: 260; [+|-]
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<gwend> my 6 key doesnt work half the time ><
<Kiri> my CTRL key types a ` when i press it
<Kiri> lol
<gwend> lol
<Kiri> and my numpad opens internet explorer
<Kiri> or my computer
<Kiri> depends on which number lol
*** Kiri has quit IRC (Read error: 54 (Connection reset by peer))
<EvilCouch> guess she pushed the wrong number
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Quote: 56350; Rating: 52; [+|-]
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<Siron> the bathroom is full and i gotta go..
<neural> well there is that bush
<neural> and that.. corner
<phyrearms> siron just point it spray it under the door
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Quote: 56360; Rating: 409; [+|-]
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<Mentar> why did hitler kill himself?
<JoltX> because he was deranged
<JoltX> and he didnt want to give the jews the satisfaction
<Mentar> wrong
<Mentar> he saw the gas bill
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Quote: 56364; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<Crusader> www.privatehacksthatareonlyonmycomputer.com
<Azorbix> its a dead link you jerk
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Quote: 56368; Rating: 168; [+|-]
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[devilsad] OO is like the missionary position, all day long
[@sobri] heh
[@sobri] i think of it more like group sex
[devilsad] no wonder you like it then
[@sobri] class ReachAround extends AnalSex
[_Spunky_] its like an orgy with everyone you know - you know exactly how to treat each class
[_Spunky_] whereas imperative code, you have to be formally introduced to each new partenr
[@sobri] and remember every conversation you've had with them, just incase you put your food in your mouth with something you say later
[devilsad] it's too clean and clinical for me
[devilsad] rubber gloves on before the insertion, so to speak
[@sobri] heh
[_Spunky_] haha
[devilsad] no casual toying with other people's private functions
[@sobri] i don't know OOP in any languages other than php, but can always statically call methods
[@sobri] $jizzim = ForePlay::handJob;
[_Spunky_] public sub spunkOnTheCarpet()
[@sobri] $orgy = new Orgy; $orgy->addFemale('linda'); $orgy->addFemale('tina'); $orgy->addMidget('gary'); $orgy->addSelf();
[devilsad] lol
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Quote: 56371; Rating: 111; [+|-]
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<Xpert887> youre gonna be a computer god one day and people around the world will come to you with their problems
<onesidedzer0> then i'll give them bullshit explanations and take their money
<Xpert887> ohh so youre gonna take after gateway?
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Quote: 56374; Rating: 323; [+|-]
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<bse> Instinct is a kickass movie
<wataru> Basic?
<bse> wataru: no.. pervert
<wataru> Pervert Instinct?
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Quote: 56375; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<syk|Fox> and this green peace guy comes up to us and tells us how bad oil companies and shit are
<syk|Fox> then laura turns around looks him square in the face and tells him her dad owns an oil company
<syk|Fox> the guy ran off like she had aids or something
<Lid> fox ur mean.
<Lid> u should've covered him in oil and lit him up like a chiristmas tree
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Quote: 56381; Rating: 539; [+|-]
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JoshQ: hey a kid just got hit by a car outside my house.
vietchino: call 911
JoshQ: i will when my download is done.
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Quote: 56382; Rating: 136; [+|-]
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<Animosity> We have a suicide club at our school
<Animosity> It encourages suicide
<Animosity> Which counters suicide, supposedly
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Quote: 56383; Rating: 167; [+|-]
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<wasabi> wish I could call up a friend right now
<wasabi> and say "hey wanna go grab food"
<wasabi> BUT I CAN"T
<wasabi> oshi put the notice back in the topic. =(
--- Oshi has changed the topic to: Cosplay.com - WANTED: Dallas Otaku to hang out with Wasabi.
<wasabi> thx
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Quote: 56407; Rating: 203; [+|-]
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<Krypto-> while you sleep and wet your bed tonight.. i'll be in the land of hobbits.. SO FUCK U
* Krypto- prances off
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Quote: 56412; Rating: 860; [+|-]
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<tsingtao> I met this girl at work that I'd enjoy having sex with
<tsingtao> any advice on how i can bring myself closer to doing so?
<TheBaskinator> Just pull down your pants and chase her around. She's bound to fall down sometime.
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Quote: 56419; Rating: 86; [+|-]
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onlyihavehandle: im like jesus
onlyihavehandle: but more cool and less popular
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Quote: 56430; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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* boricua4life slaps Sholin
<Sholin> oh really
<boricua4life> yea
<Sholin> .up
*** BFServ sets mode: +o Sholin
*** boricua4life has left #bf1942
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Quote: 56485; Rating: 554; [+|-]
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<drlion> what size t-shirt fits me?
<drlion> i'm a thin, normal-height 17 year old guy
<drlion> medium? large?
<moira> consult a pre-existing tshirt in the wooden object located in your current domicile, also known as a "chest of drawers"
<drlion> damn it
<drlion> i would never have thought of that
<drlion> thanks
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Quote: 56498; Rating: 195; [+|-]
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<sexy_westie> lmao. . . . . reminds me of a childhood story
<sexy_westie> my grandmother bought my mother (10yrs old at time) a chihuahua pup (cost a bomb apparently) only for the cat to eat it in the first day lmao
<sexy_westie> must have thought it was a yapping rat
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