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[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[{Ogre}Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
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[+Sirex]: ...busy moving from gentoo to debian :)
[Si|verwire]: gentoo, debian? eh? where do u live then
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<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: but shooosh I didnt tell u that
<@freshmint> [22:44] Amber: hehe ok?
<@freshmint> oops.
<Spudsta> this, coming from the chick with a metaphorical cock
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<IAmKingBrad> you know, having an opera singer rape you is much like eating a biscuit, except with eating a biscuit you do not have a cock in your ass unless you live at my uncle's house and am my cousin HAHA
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<Jeeeeebus> eg: I was in a doorway with my arm across it resting .. and he walks thru and goes "minimize, please" without even thinking bout it..
<RnRcneHHlt> hahahahahahahahahahaha
<Jeeeeebus> I wish I could do that..
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<freshbob> man, this banana is huge
<freshbob> i don't think bananas this big are natural
<freshbob> they must be genetically engineered or something
<manna> dude, it's not natural, but you have to give your ass a chance to relax
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<Morstis> The oath of celibacy in the church only means the priest can secretly sodomize young boys instead of having open intercourse with women.
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[BR00D] haha i gave up on irc, and came back just to harass you :D
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<SonicBlues> man, don't shove vibrators up your ass if your a guy man. I was trying to milk my prostate y'know, damnit, I guess the vibrator was too much for me.
<SonicBlues> get this, i slide the dildo up my but, smothered with ky jelly yeah? I flip it on, and I start stroking.
<DrQ> this cant end up well....
<SonicBlues> now, i'm in front of a TV, about 3.5 meters away from me, compensate about .25 meters for the diagonal. But man, i start strokng, and maybe 8 minutes later, i get this surging pain from my nuts and i shoot the silver bullet all the way to the tv man. christ.
<DrQ> conrgatulations
<Thrifty> Hahahahah holy shit man
<SonicBlues> yeah, the problem is, I came onto irc to tell you all, my girlfriend stepped in...
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<Ultra_Violet> Xero: I want to fuck your lesbian grand-mother with a dirty wooden spoon
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<Sentenced4Life> Im from ohio..w00t w00r
<int0x6h> that would explain the handle right?
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<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm
<[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
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<Renegade|> ops please
<Renegade|> why won't the bots remember that i have ops
<MatzeRX> u like keep changing ur IP or summit ?
<Renegade|> no
<MatzeRX> cable or dial up?
<Renegade|> dial up
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<Boned> ever watched scrambled porn only to learn 5 mins later that its two guys?
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<Andaru> I don't have any porno
<Andaru> I don't particularly like porno either
<LuCiPh33R> you're on the internet and you don't like porn?
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<woops> people without porn invent stuff like computers or solve world hunger
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<Anthony> identical twins?
<sHyGuY> tis true.
<Kagome> we're faternal
<Kagome> thank GOD
<Anthony> FATernal?
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* ZoMbIeGuY has joined #finalfight
<Xerox> It's a zombie! Aim for the head, guys!
<ZoMbIeGuY> =(
* ToastyGhost knocks ZoMbIeGuY unconscious
<Nimduin> ...Wow, he's either AzN or StUpId.
<ToastyGhost> Just an AOL'r
<ZoMbIeGuY> Uhh... I'm outter here.
<ZoMbIeGuY> goodbye.
* ToastyGhost cheers
<Nimduin> That, or he's Fake President Deling.
<TedAran> Ha
* ZoMbIeGuY has quit IRC (Quit: )
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<hobojackson> i was walking around and saw a car going really fast
<hobojackson> SO I SAID WOW THAT CAR MUST HAVE 1024 MB OF DDR SD RAM AND A 256 MEG VIDEO CARD AND A 3 GIGAHERTZ HARD DRIVE AHAHHA AH AHAA AHAHAHHA
<spongebob> OMG YOU CONFUSED COMPUTERS WITH REAL LIFE
<spongebob> THATS THE FUNNIEST THING I EVER HEARd!!!!!!!!!
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<Crack[H]eaD> That brings up an interesting point.... According to the license agreement of some software you dont own it... you are merely renting it
<Crack[H]eaD> so by downloading the software am I borrowing it?
<Lasuuco> yeah crack
<Lasuuco> hence the term
<Lasuuco> "licensed"
<Crack[H]eaD> I should make a bunch of bumper stickers that say "Borrowing is not a crime" ;)
<bigfoot> could i borrow one?
<Crack[H]eaD> Fuck yeah
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<Vulpes> I know somewhere out there is a man or woman willing to have sex with me while I remain on IRC.
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Dr SpaZZo: http://members.tripod.com/tempestgames/razor.jpg
Syphit: lol, who uses your razor?
Dr SpaZZo: My sister keeps fucking taking them
Dr SpaZZo: Theres like, 3 of mine in the shower...
Syphit: lol, how old is your sister?
Dr SpaZZo: 20.
Dr SpaZZo: Youd think she'd be competent to get her own damned razors, wouldnt you.
Syphit: yeah
Dr SpaZZo: WELL SHE ISNT
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* StorDuff has joined #suicide
<StorDuff> YOU ARE ALL USELESS
<ManInMoon> tell me something I didn't know already
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* SonRyoga is now known as SR[phone-with-hat-girl]
* SR[phone-with-hat-girl] is now known as SR[phone-with-hot-girl]
* DJ-Freedom is now known as freedom|sexwithhand
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<AGodlyHeretic> and i installed enough security equipment on my computer, that even i think i might have gone overboard
<smokedbrown> lol
<AGodlyHeretic> no seriously, it records every keystroke i make and is totally hidden. can only be DETECTED with my password, and requires a second password to open it. it also is designed to take screenshots everyso often when a specific strings is typed
<smokedbrown> Dude.
<smokedbrown> um.
<smokedbrown> the white people of waco called. they want thier paranoia back
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irc.aol.com Message of the Day -
irc.aol.com (If you packet us, we will send you a bunch of cd's)
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<gadget73> Oracle gave out bobble head dolls of thier CEO to thier employees for Christmas
<gadget73> i want one, as well as a Richard Stallman and Bill Gates one, then I could have mock discussions about shit
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<evilroot> "One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
<evilroot> "Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
<Madiarin> evilroot: That's horrible.
<|-Shin-|> Is it a TV ad or a banner or what?
<Beanoo> erk .. bill 'adolf' gates
<evilroot> |-Shin-|: not sure
<|-Shin-|> aw.
* |-Shin-| was hoping to get a link out of it
<evilroot> One World. One Web. One Program.
<evilroot> Microsoft advertisement, 1997
<dafatdude> thats M$ in a nutshell
<|-Shin-|> Heh, looks like you're not the only one to have that opinion. I just did a google search on it
* Madiarin was searching altavista in the futile attempt to see if anyone could verify the MS part of the quote.
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<krakerman> i had a pimple on my pen0s te other day. i had to get a boner so i could pop it.
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<[N]> if a chick just comes over gives u head and leaves
<[N]> it just rules
<[N]> for lazy ppl
<[N]> u could even irc while getting the job done
<WTM2K> would that be like road head?
<[N]> hahah
<WTM2K> irc head... geek version of road head
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* saxxonpike has joined #wtf
<gt64> i wanna suck some DICK
<saxxonpike> wow i like this channel already
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<Chernoskill> it's scary when people start measuring time in dowloaded megabytes...
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<Velario> where the fucks john gone?
<My`Albanian`Ass> outside to piss in a bucket
<Velario> long piss
<My`Albanian`Ass> big bucket
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<tito> my boss has the lisp thing going on
<tito> but nobody is sure if he's gay or not :|
<hardlined> lithps are cool.
<hardlined> they thound thuper.
<DaggerIRC> grab his ass, ull figure it out by his facial reaction
<DaggerIRC> or erectile..
<hardlined> Mental note, learn from Dagger's mistakes.
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<chris> i have a pad of paper in front of me that is a list of every single thing i own.
<matt> what's on it?
<Mephistol> '1 pad of paper'
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<Dingobloo>You know you're an IRC addict when you try to type "LOL" after reading a quote on bash.org
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<NoRemorse> its a film about a killer who kills all the kids at the local high school who are vrgins
<CRC> US based I guess?
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<LamB> God touches me
<LamB> daily
<LamB> through Priests
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<txrx> ive been reading heaps of bash.org.. but prolly still not as much as u CRC.. ;)
<CRC> so true
<CRC> that would be quite an achievement :)
<txrx> i always expect to see ppl from here. liek this is the center of the irc universe or something.. ;)
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<Koobze> hiii
<Koobze> I'm kind of angry at my friends... I paid the $50 for the hair bleach and dye, since one or two of them were supposed to join me and split the cost, and yet they're not and I'm stuck with all that cost.
<Fat-Burrick> and gay hair
<Koobze> hheh
<Koobze> yeah, it's pretty gay
<Koobze> just adds insult to injury
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* Cassa gets naked and covers herself in blood from her missing fingernail
<utopian> "It looks like you're writing a letter"
<@DumHed> ok utop that is officially the funniest thing you've ever said
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<DSmooth> u guys see Moby got beat up in Boston?
<DSmooth> i guess now if you are a superfan of an artist
<DSmooth> you stalk them
<DSmooth> then beat them up
<DSmooth> to show respect
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<Apocolypse> you know, id be into this stuff if i was about 15 years younger.... im 13
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<geth> everyday is your birthday when the candles are lodged in your asshole
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<cravecave> I used to have a gig of ram
<cravecave> then one stick went limp and even viagra couldnt help it, now it just prematurely ejaculates and XP, being the slut she is, doesnt like when that happens and has a fit
* harrellj looks at cravecave
* Astral does too
* harrellj puts that in her quit messages
<cravecave> All I was trying to say was I'm only half the system I used to be
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vickiholt: do you know what I hate?
fyrestorm: What?
vickiholt: I spent over three months writing a friggin' manual for our document control system and people still do a quick tutorial around the desk
vickiholt: I don't mind that
vickiholt: what I hate is when THEY DON'T READ THE FRIGGIN' MANUAL FIRST
vickiholt: A tutorial should not include the words "lets just see what happens if I do <click> this"
vickiholt: The friggin' book tells you
vickiholt: it's not a big document as I spent time making sure it was short
vickiholt: <fume>
vickiholt: 3 f***in' months
vickiholt: of having meetings with some of the most boring (admin) people in the world
vickiholt: <super power fume>
vickiholt: Oooh chocolate
vickiholt: </fume>
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<Wolfy> if i ain't a geek i'm certainly not a nerd :p
<Wolfy> so that leaves normal or extrovert
<Wolfy> :p
<+damadm00> or 'wanker'
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<@X-G> makes you wonder ...
<@X-G> why a penguin?
<@X-G> who invented tux?
<@X-G> and how did it become the linux symbol?
<@elver> there's a long story behind it...
<@elver> Torvalds loves penguins, one of them once bit him too at a zoo
<@elver> and that's basically it
<@X-G> story. too. long. can't. stay. awake.
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<Murr> I received a fascinating insight into govt operations today
<drm> hows that?
<Murr> ordered some maps from the california geological survey 2 weeks ago
<Murr> received them 1 week ago
<Murr> and got a call today from a lady who had problems reading my CC#
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DasKrav: Know what I hate?
DasKrav: Repeating myself.
Destroy_Boy2000: What?
DasKrav: I said I hate repeating myself
Destroy_Boy2000: Huh?
DasKrav: I SAID I HATE-
DasKrav: Oh wait
DasKrav: YOU FUCKING QUEEF
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