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Quote: 54264; Rating: 190; [+|-]
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<Que> i don't mind talking
<Que> but having pictures of my penis online
<Que> yeah, not safe
<Throttle-OSX> nah, havin yer cock and yer face in the same pic is not safe ;)
<Odin> lol
<Throttle-OSX> havin yer cock and yer exgirlfriends face in the same pics...now thats just funny
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Quote: 54272; Rating: 1339; [+|-]
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<hamutaro> Check this out
<hamutaro> ^ I'm with stupid! ^
<hamutaro> Oh, wait.
<hamutaro> Fuck
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Quote: 54278; Rating: -42; [+|-]
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<JuicyClawter> I once threw a cat out of a five story building. I'm not sure if it landed on its feet, because I was too high up to see.
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Quote: 54287; Rating: 617; [+|-]
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<mannie77> Hi
<Sexygirl89> hi
<mannie77> m/f?
<Sexygirl89> FFS, what would you think?!
<mannie77> oh right
<Sexygirl89> No girl would be stupid enough to use a nick like this!
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Quote: 54292; Rating: 118; [+|-]
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<Weng> "6. You are rated higher than 55% of the men on this site"
<Weng> My girlfriend didn't even rate me a 10 :/
<J4k3> she's settling for a 5... inch
<Weng> She's settling for a lot less than 5 inches
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Quote: 54296; Rating: 367; [+|-]
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<sora> I don't think goths are evil and satanic, I think they're pitiful and irritating. Like street mimes, only not as much fun to set on fire with kerosene.
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Quote: 54297; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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<Scofco> I found out I might have stomach cancer :*[
<kolby> yea, I bought a brand new pack of cigarettes today and dropped them in a puddle...I know how you feel
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Quote: 54312; Rating: 762; [+|-]
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<SkyKing> freudian whip
<SkyKing> i mean slip
<SkyKing> doh
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Quote: 54313; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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<ChafedNut> I just downloaded the internet
<ChafedNut> it's pretty fly
<Batt0usai> Chafednut: can you burn it on a cd for me please
<ChafedNut> I will try...it may have some copyright protections
<Batt0usai> if you could fit it in a floppy it would be better actually
<Batt0usai> try zipping it
<ChafedNut> ok
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Quote: 54332; Rating: 558; [+|-]
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<Karp> If love is a game.... where can i buy the multiplayer-version?
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Quote: 54343; Rating: 1446; [+|-]
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* Lilmuckers hugs iphopper
* iphopper reciprocates the hug
* Lilmuckers grabs iphoppers lowest common factor and makes it proportianal to 1 over 2
* iphopper primes lil's hug
* Lilmuckers differentiates iphopper gradient
* Lilmuckers takes the second differential to work out the highest and lowest points
* Lilmuckers looks about at the assembled masses confused faces and blushes
* iphopper tries to find lil's limit as it approaches x, and the derivative of that value
<ragnarok2040> okay, who said maths geeks could cyber in here?
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Quote: 54352; Rating: 800; [+|-]
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< cae> you people all suffer from ADD apparently
< krapnggt> i suffer from SUBTRACT.
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Quote: 54356; Rating: -21; [+|-]
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<Comarcracy> anyone know a good game for pc that is similar to gta?
<ircbuddy> GTA2
<ircbuddy> (You must have seen that coming...)
<Comarcracy> kinda, i didnt think anyone would say that since i was refering to all gta games...but expect the unexpected
<ircbuddy> Fair enough.
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Quote: 54357; Rating: 482; [+|-]
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<NapkinEater> can you hold a dollar between your breasts? You are allowed to push your breast together with your hands, but you can't touch the dollar with anything but your boobs
<Emily-away> I bet I could.
<Kevyn> I can hold a dollar between my cock and balls.
<Kevyn> That means I have big balls.
<Mike_Works> <Kevyn> How bad do you want the dollar? <Homeless Person> :(
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Quote: 54365; Rating: 369; [+|-]
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<default> say something nice to my mom if your around
<magpie> who's your mom
<magpie> that lady chainded up in the closet
<default> no the women looking over my shoulder
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Quote: 54373; Rating: 43; [+|-]
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* Filbert hmms@the work root password scribbled on his hand
* geekster Chuckles at the security
* Filbert wonders what his hand gives him access to, lol
<geekster> mastarbatory pleasure
<geekster> if your chubby arms can stretch round your large stomach
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Quote: 54387; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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<Simmons62> the more we get the more weed than we should have we get
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Quote: 54390; Rating: 172; [+|-]
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<smee> "Omochannel.com also sells a vibrator equipped with a video camera at its tip. The product can be attached to a TV or video and provides a more in-depth view of the area where it's used. "
<smee> LOOK MUM I'M ON TV!!!!
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Quote: 54393; Rating: -20; [+|-]
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<Riku> The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to IRC and teach IRC in return.
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Quote: 54400; Rating: 209; [+|-]
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<pogo> i get to write on "intertextuality"
<Kevron5000> say what
<pogo> exaclty
<pogo> n: bullshit v: stupid
<serdar_argic> write 10 pages on masturbation
<Kevron5000> now that i can do
<pogo> or i could just masterbate on ten blank pages
<serdar_argic> ewww
<pogo> sign the bottom
<serdar_argic> thats pretty intertextual
<pogo> indeed
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Quote: 54426; Rating: 696; [+|-]
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<NevDullH> A/S/L/Uptime?
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Quote: 54451; Rating: 694; [+|-]
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<kfc-ginzberg> dude
<kfc-ginzberg> "12 inches" was just an answer on jeopardy
<kfc-ginzberg> someone really shoulda buzzed in, "What is my cock? Alex"
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Quote: 54470; Rating: 217; [+|-]
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<@Fuse> !spin
<+SugarFairy> Fuse spinned the bottle.. and it lands on .. Sophos
<+SugarFairy> Now, go kiss ^-^
<+Sophos> who the hell plays spin the bottle in a room ful of boys
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Quote: 54474; Rating: 507; [+|-]
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<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> I've had the internet since I was 9
<Dreaded_Fist[using_AOL]> course back then, when I looked for porn, I'd type "pictures of men and woman having sex"
<rpliving> now u just type in "pictures of men"
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Quote: 54490; Rating: 246; [+|-]
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<Rodzilla> -- 12 percent of Brazilian ladies have had sex with animals.
<Santa_Smith> ew those brazilian women have sex with anything
<Tessai|modeling> smith: THERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO GET SOME ;D!!
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Quote: 54519; Rating: 114; [+|-]
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(shadow-ohki) I mean Cabbits are very teratoryatal animals. I cant help but dislike you.
(@Arrow) "teratoryatal"
(@Arrow) That is a horrendous bastardization of that word's proper spelling
(@Arrow) territorial
(shadow-ohki) sp what If I cant spell
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Quote: 54520; Rating: -18; [+|-]
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<Trestkon> A girl got her tonsels (sp?) out, so we all sign the card, and someone gives it to her, and she's like "..."
<Trestkon> cause she can't talk yet:P
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Quote: 54531; Rating: 502; [+|-]
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<HistoryHm> well, i could never date her
<HistoryHm> three strikes rule
<HistoryHm> republican
<HistoryHm> christian
<unga-work> conscious
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Quote: 54543; Rating: 955; [+|-]
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Tarja: TODAY in auto shop
Tarja: there was this giant spider crawling about in Penguin's engine and i insisted no one kill it
Tarja: then Penguin came back (it was his car) and i showed him it
Tarja: and he was like, oh yeah, that's the engine spider, he checks the oil and stuff
Tarja: makes sure everything's running ok
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Quote: 54546; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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<Fogie> not a tivo, just a creative labs tv tuner card with tivo-like functionality
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if i had that card fogie, i would rip the trinity broadcasing network 24/7
<Fogie> what is that, pr0n?
<AlienCrimeSyndicate> if televangelists for jesus = pr0n, then yes
<Fogie> to each his own
<Fogie> somewhere in America a man is jerking off to jesus
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Quote: 54550; Rating: 269; [+|-]
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<nondesc> All I need's a basic optical mouse.
<nondesc> This Logitech is like $12 street price.
<Livewireo> Strret price? are you buying illegal mice from ugly mexicans on the street corner?
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Quote: 54552; Rating: 252; [+|-]
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*** KeeperX ([email protected]) has joined channel #idle
<KeeperX>: ...
<KeeperX>: Why isn't anyone talking?
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Quote: 54580; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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<Gobblin> this guy i know is getting like a microwave connection or something
<Gobblin> sounds pretty 1337x0rz
<avat> "damn you old man with your pacemaker, you are slowing my uploads"
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Quote: 54582; Rating: 211; [+|-]
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<Throttle> man, farting in the shower kinda kills that whole clean feeling u get
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Quote: 54588; Rating: 488; [+|-]
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<BalkanEmperorGlaug> Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
<Schroe[Sleepies]> On my first flight ever, the captain came on over the intercom -
<Schroe[Sleepies]> "We aren't really a flight crew ... but we did stay at a Holiday Inn Express!"
<mike> :P
<mike> i wanna be a pilot
<mike> then i can come over the intercom, "What's this button do...OH FUCKING SHIT!!"
<mike> then after panic ensues, "Just kidding!"
<Glaug-Eldare> "The weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive."
<Glaug-Eldare> Then you can get fired!
<Glaug-Eldare> =D
<mike> then i can get a job that's on the ground!
<Glaug-Eldare> And throw wrenches at planes' windows while they're taking off?
<mike> i was thinking more along the lines of programming
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Quote: 54652; Rating: 186; [+|-]
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<miz> man, you just pushed the geek meter right off the scale with the combined MS bash and LOTR reference
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Quote: 54715; Rating: 105; [+|-]
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* +MegamanX2K takes out a freon thrower and freezes Sitara to the core
* +MegamanX2K then raises her body above his head and shatters it
<+MegamanX2K> FATLITY
<+MegamanX2K> err
<+MegamanX2K> FATALITY
<+MegamanX2K> ...damned typos
<Snow_Angel> fatlity?
<Snow_Angel> is that some sort of gamer geek word?
<+MegamanX2K> It's Mortal Kombat, but Scorpion let himself go
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Quote: 54722; Rating: 1108; [+|-]
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<DawnG>I was forced to attend a seminar on leadership. We were broken into small groups and each was asked to state what skills a good leader possesses. I wrote, "Needs to be good with elephants and crossing Alps." The others at my table were amused, but the seminar coordinator didn't get it. I said it was a reference
to Hannibal, known for his leadership qualities. Her reply: "What leadership qualities? He was a cannibal, and anyway, it was lambs, not elephants."
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Quote: 54729; Rating: 362; [+|-]
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<Jessica> lol my grandpa has gay dogs Lol
<Jessica> he has two big dogs and they are both boys and they were umm lol
<Anthony> I SAW!
<Anthony> that's sick
<Anthony> heh
<Jessica> my day was boring
<Anthony> not that boring if you saw gay dogs! heh
<Jessica> I laughed and told them to get out of me
<Jessica> lol
<Jessica> OOPS
<Jessica> out of my room
<Jessica> not me
<Anthony> hahahahahahahaha
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Quote: 54742; Rating: 240; [+|-]
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<kleitin> where are u guys from?
<Hyperbyte> I am from the Netherlands
<kleitin> netherlands is in usa ?
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Quote: 54757; Rating: 257; [+|-]
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<TrouT> anyone know what this means:
<TrouT> python2.1: can't open file '/usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service'
<+toad-> I think python2.1 can't open the file /usr/local/sbin/RegisterVh3Service
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Quote: 54760; Rating: 423; [+|-]
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<DarkLich> DarkLich had his first homosexual encounter =(
<DarkLich> It was horrid. I'm not 100% straight.
<DarkLich> NOW
<DarkLich> NOW. I said NOW 100% straight.
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Quote: 54791; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<GregMoore> -v raxor
<GregMoore> FUCK
<GregMoore> lol
<GregMoore> -ox raxor
<GregMoore> -o raxor
<GregMoore> HOW DO I FUCK YOU OVER!
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Quote: 54793; Rating: 207; [+|-]
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(rooster): So, are you hard at work
(rooster): or
(rooster): HARD, at work
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Quote: 54794; Rating: 170; [+|-]
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<ChuckD> so i got a massive summer sausage today
<ChuckD> what happened
<ChuckD> is i was talking about summer sausage
<ChuckD> and my friend said "i can bring ya summer sausage! i have tons!"
<ChuckD> i thought he was joking
<ChuckD> sure enough, he shows up with a massive summer sausage
<ChuckD> people looked at me funny
<ChuckD> i was carrying around a summer sausage, after all
<Dancer_the_Reindeer> or were you just happy to see them?
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Quote: 54801; Rating: 7; [+|-]
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<NIH> Dec 12 1917
<NIH> The worst train wreck in history, leaving 543 Frenchmen dead.
<NIH> Worst... or best?
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Quote: 54802; Rating: 219; [+|-]
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<tak08810> Frostlion, that is the porrest splelling Iv'e ever seen
<Frostlion> no it'sn't
<tak08810> err, poorest, I've, spelling
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Quote: 54809; Rating: 322; [+|-]
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<SpookyD> if ppl saw what was on my screen right now they would be shocked and disgusted ;)
<DanJ> SpookyD: So get some tissues and clean it
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Quote: 54838; Rating: 574; [+|-]
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<Dekkon> SHE HAS DSL
<Killrbyte> Digital Subscriber Line?
<nyisles> is it from Speakeasy?
<Killrbyte> Tell her to get cable. Its faster.
<Dekkon> DICK SUCKING LIPS
<Dekkon> DAMN NERDS
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Quote: 54914; Rating: 401; [+|-]
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[Video] I've been watching the warez scene for like two months.
[Video] Nothing is worth DOWNLOADING
[Video] That's sad
[Ouija] i know
[Video] Is that their new anti-piracy technique?
[Video] Release shit no one wants?
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