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<@LinkinEp> brb
<@LinkinEp> in 15
<@motherb|tch> dont come back
<@motherb|tch> itz all good
<@kmad> ,lol
<@motherb|tch> peace
<@kmad> hes masturbating
<@LinkinEp> evil
<@kmad> u said brb
<@kmad> go brb
<@motherb|tch> thats right
<@LinkinEp> i dont need to go
<@LinkinEp> my bro is handling it
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-ChanServ- Welcome to #Dynasty. Please note that these services have full help files and a quick /msg *Serv HELP (IE. /msg ChanServ HELP) will give you a complete listing. Please do not use any scripts in this channel. This includes but is not limited to, mp3 and system status scripts.
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<[VsE]GaZ> Oh fucken somethign smeels good Brb
<[VsE]GaZ> Oh dammn it was my cat did a shit under the couch
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Geo: You know, I would be a straight A college student if it weren't the the internet.
Chronologist: for the internet, you mean.
Geo: ..
Geo: SEE?!
Geo: IT'S EVEN TAKING MY ABILITY TO CONVERSATE PROPERLY!!!!
Geo: ...
Geo: AWAY
Hidoshi: ...Converse.
Hidoshi: Conversate isn't a word.
Geo: ...
Geo: Fuck.
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* Dogstar was told tonight that if he wore slacks and a button up dress shirrt he'd look exactly like he worked at a software development company. Except he doesn't know a word of code.
<Nimduin> Wow, you're unattractive. Congratulations.
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<Kazz> ROJO!
* Kazz grunts.
* ROJO returns grunt
* Kazz takes off loincloth.
* ROJO shudders
<Kazz> ROJO!
* Kazz bobs.
<ROJO> KAZZ!
* Kazz takes off ROJO's loincloth.
<Kazz> ROJO!
<-- ROJO has quit (Quit: (i leave when it takes a turn for the homoerotic))
* Kazz weeps.
<Kazz> Ro... jo....
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<StalkerofurSoul> you ever been looking at pr0n
<StalkerofurSoul> and seen somebody that looks like your sister?
* StalkerofurSoul shivers
<Eldron> stalker, I just keep fapping, no matter what..
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<Rivorus> my dad actually called the other day, and he goes "You want to talk to mom" so I say "yeah" and then I hear him shout "Gina, you wanna talk to your son" and I hear her in the back say "I'm watching TV right now, I'll talk to him at Christmas" and my dad's like "She's... in the shower"
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<WTM2K> Sub: ========( )
<WTM2K> Here's a spoon...
<WTM2K> now EAT MY ASS.
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<dakonis> i think you should have to pass a test to be able to use a keyboard with a capslock key
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<wabba> If u want a fight we better take this to #outside
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<Kae> dangit, I'm missing two bytes
<Epesh> Kae: make them up!
* l_oke hands kae a unicode character
<Epesh> there's only 65000 combinations
* Kae pads with 0's
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<Rain-Movie> where is the hosts file.
<Manaz> Depend which OS
<Rain-Movie> win2k
<Rain-Movie> i must edit it
<Rain-Movie> to block gey flash ads.
<Manaz> C:winntsystem32driversetc I think
<Rain-Movie> taking up HALF MY PAGE.
<DrillSGT> curse the adds
<Manaz> adds - you're cursing mathematics?
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dmarkpb: oh yeah and while i'm thinking of it, i'm running 1600x1200 and 1280x960 side by side, i dare not put the 15 near these two in case it suicides because of jealousy
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<CoRDWoRK> i know everything your thinking ... you dirty bastard ;)
<Tarrasque> why else do you think the cat is sleeping on my lap?
<CoRDWoRK> to get the mouse outa ya ass?
<Tarrasque> no, because i get no other pussy this close.
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<+||smallville||> im from philippines
<+||smallville||> nice 2 meet u
<+[El_Diablo]> fuckin israel
<+||smallville||> huh?
<+||smallville||> israel?
<+[El_Diablo]> ye
<+kiwiman> That's Palestine, not the Philippines, dumbfuck.
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<EvilJoven> JESUS`Son: like you have said before, you cannot prove it, its a matter of faith
<EvilJoven> nothing you do can prove to us that the words you speak are not lies passed down from your fathers
<EvilJoven> the only thing which identifies the words in that book of yours as truth is that book, by that logic anything written is truth
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<EvilJoven> ok, who packeted the lamer?
<EvilJoven> christ, I bet it was you Anjin
<EvilJoven> you people ALWAYS do that, I finish catching up on /. and decide to rip in to the lamer and one of you packets him or bans him, QUIT TAKING AWAY MY TOYS!
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<locust> rockingham, where you can buy rohypnol and condoms in a combo "party pack"
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insaneFlash: man
insaneFlash: finals are taring me an ass
dogz: ah
dogz: man
dogz: are they gziping it as well?
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<[LooN]> can anyone tell me how to stop radiobuttons in java having more than one selected ?
<nakke> if you stop calling it java, someone might
<[LooN]> if people in channels like this stop being ass holes, i might get more help and then i might get answers to questions, but we cant all get what we want now, can we ? you mother fucker.
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<DN-Mark> touch and taste are basically the same
<Jude> Please... I dare you to go squeeze a donut in your fist until you can feel how sugary and sweet it is.
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<@Bedwood> Btw, I am free to use my right hand to write with again!
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<hafree> then there's all my friends
<hafree> that for some reason think "jewish" is a nationality
<hafree> yes, i come from jewland
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<captain_ben> i hate fucking addons
<Mr_Day> Don't fuck them, then.
<Mr_Day> Install them, much easier.
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<JustyUekiTylor> that would be cool, they need bat singals for women... like "The Mood Signal" then you can see it form miles away... so like you could be all like "hey bill, isn't that your wife's mood signal? you better not make to much noise coming home tonight... she's in her "I'm having my period and you just
left an empty milk carton in the fridge mood" Bill: "uh-oh"
<Dragon> GTM|Stuff: any conversation here is probably the wrong one to join
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<_emma_> Wee. I scanned it!
<captain_ben> you scanned your WEE!??!!
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<Korbel> hey, at least IM not the one asking questions today
<[X]odus> wow
<Korbel> wow what?
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<flawed> snow is like black people.. as long as it stays off my driveway and away from my car, it's cool.
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<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> cope to dransik this spazz
<+Spazz> [12:41] <@w00tah> THRAF you m00f and you suck !
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<+Spazz> We've had our top military code experts try to decifer his message.
<@Thraf> tell him to return
<+Spazz> It seems that Lithuania is officially declairing war against the USA and the UK.
<@Curz> Talk about guerilla tactics, noone in the US knows where Lithuania is, so they can strike freely
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<litigator> fucking a fat girl is like riding a scooter its fun til someone sees you
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<roOt-dIR> where can i get a free shopping cart?
<roOt-dIR> ?
<collapser> supermarket, then run away quickly
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<exx> they're horrible drivers as is, lets not make them kamikaze's
<exx> I bet the jap fighter pilots were trying to land on those ships..
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<ChineseElite`> that'll be the day...
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<+WAREZmunkey> owwww shit
<+WAREZmunkey> i just managed to put a staple into my tongue
<+WAREZmunkey> teach me to chew on it i suppose
<graeme> I cannot even begin to imagine the sequence of steps that caused to to accidentally staple your tongue.
<+WAREZmunkey> ok i will rephrase it
<+WAREZmunkey> i just stupidly put a staple into my tongue
<Lithium> LOL
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<Autumnn> Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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<special-k> woohoo sodomy law changed
<`rush> FUCK YEAH
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* Kristoph is a 16 year old trance / hard house DJ from sheffield, anyone wanna pretend to be a girl and talk about masturbation?
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<UberDuper> I need an optical mouse.
<UberDuper> My balls keep getting all crusty.
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(ManiPan84) so what are you doing?
(OoO0O0Oo0o) taking pieces of conversations and manipulating them to suit my sadistic needs
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<Martin> word
<roy> indeed
<roy> but the question is
<roy> WHICH word?
<roy> her word?
<roy> My word?
<roy> HIS WORD?
<roy> it all depends...
<roy> on whose word.
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<+[SFX]Newbie0> I had a dog once
<+[SFX]Newbie0> my mom always told me when I got a boo-boo, to let the dog lick it
<+[SFX]Newbie0> said it was antiseptic
<+[SFX]Newbie0> One time, I had a sore throat
<@[EoK]cheaptrick> I can see where this is going..
<+[SFX]Newbie0> God I miss that dog
<@[EoK]cheaptrick> ew..
<+|WM|ePi> haha
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<Jahidi> love is just when two people decide to stalk each other.
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<Nemephosis> thanks for telling us after the fact
<Nemephosis> isn't that like getting hit by a car then having someone say "dude there's a car coming"
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<@Toys> i got allways with wings in the mail today
<@Toys> it comes with dry weave, and wings, and optional fuckign sunroof <@Toys> i tried one on and i didn't feel CONFIDENT
<@Toys> i felt WORRIED as fuck
<@Toys> i'm using them for coffee filters now
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<upper-> it fears change
<upper-> just like grandmas that refuse to use microwave ovens
<vlMbh> my grandmother used to warm up her microwave oven!
<vlMbh> i went over for dinner one day and she turned it on for 4 mins on
high
<vlMbh> with nothing in it
<vlMbh> i was like.. uhh what ARE you doing
<vlMbh> " warming it up "
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<vrit> mm* = hi, we're capcom. we don't need to come up with new ideas for games. here, enjoy street fighter vs marvel vs snk vs megaman vs taliban vs n'sync alpha super gold turbo extreme zero mega ultra double-stuf supreme extra value combo 4x
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(@virt) cracker barrel is the most hilarious name for a place where a bunch of white people go
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--> ( join ) josiejaz ([email protected]) joined (#linux).
( josiejaz ) fucking god damn peice of s**t ISP
( Eric ) i love how you cencored "shit"
( Eric ) but forgot fucking and damn
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Now talking in #blackpower.
* ChanServ changes topic to 'NEW YORK (CNN) -- Jam Master Jay, the DJ of the longtime rap group Run-DMC, was shot in the head and killed Wednesday night in a Queens recording studio, according to New York police. Jay is one dead nigger. One less aids infected, syphallitic, dreadlocked nigger in the world!'
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