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<Samantha> What bird was named for what was wrongly thought to be its country of origin?
<Kevyn> Turkey
<Samantha> Kev is da man
<Kevyn> It was either that or the Mexican |
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<Kevyn> Ooh PeeTree has his webcam on, and he has GIRLS in his room. I hope they get naked.
<Uncle_Tobias> WOW GIRLS? WHAT ARE THESE STRANGE THINGS AND DO THEY COME WITH MAC OS 6?
<Kevyn> That'd be awesome if he left the room for a minute and the girls started making out, unaware that the webcam was on.
<NuttO> I think it'd be funnier if they pissed in his shoes when he left the room. |
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<LADYCHUMY> rebooting everyone
*** LADYCHUMY has quit IRC (Quit: U asked me whom I luv d most , i said my life, u cried n turned away, tears fell coz u left abt 2 say ur my life...)
<Viggo> hmmm
<Viggo> that sentiment was ruined by AOL slang |
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<wanman2> c++ is so much more intuitive than any language i've learned
<wanman2> that's my thought of the night
<wanman2> and with that, good night.
<fib> let us bathe in its profundity
<wanman2> and lather ourselves with its wisdom
<lbandit> and watch it flow down the drain
<lbandit> amidst our pubic hairs and semen
<lbandit> and urine
<wanman2> and vaginal discharge
<fib> my bishop delivers no sermons in the shower |
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<@Daybreaker> bah
<@Daybreaker> i got sick oF that bin laden game the first time i played it
<@Daybreaker> like a year ago
<@Daybreaker> fuck flash games
<@Blur> hentai?
<@Daybreaker> shush
<@Daybreaker> i caN't stand a game where the difficulty levels are "poorly made" "badly made" and "free 15 day macromedia preview"
<@Blur> lol
<@Daybreaker> fuck all that |
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<Bretty> A 16yr old boy asks his dad what a pussy looks like before sex...he says " well son it looks like a nice rose petal" Boy replies.."well what does it lookl ike afterwards?"
<Bretty> Father says....."have you ever seen a bulldog eating mayonaise?" |
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<Myst> It would, however, be funnier.
<Myst> Since Canadians are funnier by nature.
<WTM2K> just because we laugh at you doesn't mean you're funny |
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* Nazgul thinks it's amusing when people are soooo anal retentive that they can't even pass up a single mistyped letter.
<Rico||Sleep>: Anal-retentive is hyphenated... |
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<Red_Sky> We'll call it "Shut the hell up", and you'll go first.
<Red_Sky> Now, the object of this game, Deos, is to shut the hell up.
<Red_Sky> You're doing exceptionally well for a beginner. |
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<Red_Sky> It must have been a slow newsday. The headline for today's paper is 'Suicide Bomber Killed'. |
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<bllllll> The instructions said to install Microsoft Windows(tm) XP or better, so I installled OpenBSD. |
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<Cow> the night is young! so young that If I were to have sex with it, it wouldn't know what I was doing, would be scarred for life and develop multiple personality disorder to evade the shock!
<Cow> ....
<Cow> ...
<Cow> seriously. |
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<orion> i was like MAN CHECK OUT THIS HOTTIE
<orion> he's all SLOW DOWN SCROLLING MAN SHE'S FUCKING HOT
<orion> OH MAN SHE'S EXTREMELY HOT
<orion> he complimented her more than any other female i've ever heard him talking about
<orion> even models and shit
<orion> then BAM i went to the dick shot
<orion> "WHAT TEH FUCK I HATE YOU MAN THAT'S SO PHOTOSHOPPED" |
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<MerryXmouse> My mum and dad were just yelling at each other and I walked up and said "Can you two stop being wankers?" and my mum hit me on the head and goes "I'll wank you!...... No I won't..." |
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< gimbgoth> Fatal-Err: yeah, that's a bummer huh
< Fatal-Err> bummer? what means bummer?
<+insight> damn
<+Moak> it's fuck in the "okay-to-say-at-mom's-table" version |
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<Area-51> wanna know a good one?
<AOLuser> a good one what?
<Area-51> i mistyped the "yes | rm ..." command and deleted my entire home directory, including the eggdrop :P |
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* animosity`snow`boardin is now known as animosity`FUCKING`PARENTS
<tP-InfamousGadget> ewww |
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Joe Fox : you know in multiplayer FPS', how in multiplayer their names go above their heads
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : yeah
Joe Fox : they need that in real life
Nanaki_ZPilot_assassin : LOL
Joe Fox : and you know how you can veiw peoples pings
Joe Fox : well, life needs that too, but for IQ not ping
Darth_Bowser : shit
Darth_Bowser : most of the IQs would be very low
Joe Fox : and life needs respawning too
Darth_Bowser : =P
Joe Fox : damnit, life needs to be a FPS
Darth_Bowser : heh
Darth_Bowser : that would be amusing
Joe Fox : where i have like a "cable" brain and everyone else has "56k" brains
Darth_Bowser : *cough* =P
Joe Fox : and you have a 128k brain |
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<Tak777> I have returned
* Feops disbelieves
<Feops> 1d20+1
<Ragnaar> Feops: 1d20+1 (6)
<Feops> damn
<Feops> fine, you're here. |
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<_pLaGueD_> do you know a cheat for invincibility?
<Dead_One> yeah
<_pLaGueD_> how?
<Dead_One> type bind "mouse1" "kill"
<Dead_One> it blows up what ever you are looking at |
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twinturbo: hmm, why is my name green on the right?
Swinny0: coz it's teelin you that's YOU
barnz: to show which one is you
twinturbo: like i don't know?
barnz: indeed
Swinny0: some don't!! |
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Quote: 52006; Rating: 89; [+|-]
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<Thep> I want to clean up bio-waste
<Sora> Um.
<Sora> Hint: That involves other people's shit and piss.
<Sora> And amputees wiggling their stumps at you and moaning. That always creeped me out.
<Thep> I'd like to retract my last statement during the minute of 5:30 EST
<Sora> Ah ha ha
<Sora> Yeah. |
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<Brainstew> Eww..
<Brainstew> If you think somethign is chocolate on your keyboard, but your not sure...Don't stick it in your mouth.
<Citation> let alone on your penis. |
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<Vaun> need something good to read for like 10 min
<Vaun> anyone have an interesting thread / link / etc
<Dzza|Wants-SI> i once read a book
<Dzza|Wants-SI> it was about a giant blob eating the school
<Dzza|Wants-SI> but then a fat kid ate the blog
<Vaun> anyone else? |
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redpoint13: brb
MoRgAn4978: k
redpoint13: back
MoRgAn4978: that was fast
redpoint13: yea i pee in a bucket near my desk |
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<@humble> soliciting sex with an underage minor gets +2 sentence points for using a computer
<@jsb> you've got jail |
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<@synec> with only 32 bits of address space, it's no wonder we all keep bumping into each other |
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<toddzilla> wtf, why does paypal take so goddamn long to clear things now
<toddzilla> paid for on the 2nd, expected clear date on the 6th.. bullshit
<#1u00a0Webbie> Because EBay bought them out |
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(@|404|Destro): you just got banned from #life, nerd. |
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* KiLLerMiK has joined #tonyhawksproskater
<KiLLerMiK> are we talking about tony hawk?
<bens0nio> mmm wendy's bacon cheeseburger
<KiLLerMiK> best combo?
<bens0nio> best combo is #2 |
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<@kram> !banme wibble
* @Arrow throws a brick at wibble
<@kram> cool
<@Smidge204> !banme everyone else
* @Arrow throws a brick at everyone else
<Stryke> !banme
* Arrow sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]
* Stryke was kicked by Arrow (You fell for it; hook, line, and sinker.) |
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*** VirginUmboo has joined #html
<VirginUmboo> lo
<VirginUmboo> how do i gret a shocwave file in my html?
* Anapaest googles for "gret"
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*** Joins: Currawon1 ([email protected])
*** Quits: Currawong ([email protected]) (Client exited)
<KGL-900> Currawong, if you ever want to kill your ghost, the command is: /msg giznick ghost KGL-900 steamshovel |
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<Mog> Anyone else having extreme AIM problems?
<Seifer> Nope.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Yeah. I can't seem to fuckin' pee in the bowl today. >:
<rabid_si[FFX]> It's all up the fuckin' walls.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Er...
<rabid_si[FFX]> Oh.
<Mog> ...
<Seifer> Lol.
<rabid_si[FFX]> You mean AOL Instant Messenger.
<rabid_si[FFX]> Right...
* rabid_si[FFX] whistles. |
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<@Zigatoola> man i wish my dick wasnt so big, I get sick of my gf saying it hurts when I slam into her
<Eastsidaz> u00abZigatoolau00bb yeah.. a 12 yrs old get easily scared of a 4 inch dick |
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<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
<dredg> it was nice
<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
<chevrofreak> it was boring
<dredg> heh
<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
<dredg> *looks at watch*
<chevrofreak> yeah basically |
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<Billo3121> i need to douche my asscrack in the shower
<Billo3121> later dudes
* Billo3121 is now known as Billo|douching
<@trollusk> ... that's it. i'm done with irc. |
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notkmad: whats the 35 for
Stemp35: how many times I give head a week
iluvduke213105: wjat?
iluvduke213105: what are u talkin about?
Stemp35: he asked me what the 35 meant on my name
notkmad: and the same goes for the 213105 ? |
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<LIQuid> my mom is convinced that i need milk
<LIQuid> yeah well i tell her that i dont need to be artifically breast feed by genetically altered and enhanced cows
<LIQuid> all she says "dont make me get your father"
<Deke> your dad is going to breastfeed you? |
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<Al-Koholik> hm
<Al-Koholik> I have a taste for violence
<Al-Koholik> IE quake 3
<LuisX> Internet Explorer Quake 3? |
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<Gwuffy> i found one mistake in harry potter 2 :)
<Gwuffy> not a biggy but i saw it both times
<CoRDS> that people cant fly on broomsticks? |
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<-- debutante has quit (This is for the guys who are mastrubating: LARGE BLEEDING ASSHOLE. (Hopefully that made you limp.))
<Pixelated> limp !
<Pixelated> that got me rock hard
<hardlined> you too?
<hardlined> Got a cam? |
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<JynxDaddy> 3boy should i get it 2nd hand?
<Threeboy> its a book man.
<Threeboy> the worst thing that can be in it is semen.
<Threeboy> go for it.
<JynxDaddy> :| |
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<Cyclonus> Fucking paper plate cut my finger!
<Red_Sky> Cast it into the DARK corner of the basement!
<MossadMan> Along with the fish heads and condoms.
<Red_Sky> Condoms, why the hell would he have those?
<Red_Sky> That's like Jesus buying waterwings.
<Red_Sky> He ain't nevah gonna use 'em! |
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<KoaL> smuggling drugs into Jamaica is like smuggling slimfast into Ethiopia |
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<PuchikoChan> it's like the least spoken strand of jewish language
<PuchikoChan> like some kinda porno movie
<PuchikoChan> eerrr, disregard that last comment
<SkyLancer> err
* js8|finals wonders how tera went from linguistics to porn in one sentence |
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* okram is sad
<@Aslan> why are you sad, Okram?
<okram> one of my fellow clan mates in tfc died in a car accident
<Tomalak> Didn't he respawn? |
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<Terrorwolf>YES! NOS CHOOL!
<ALW>Sounds like you need to get your ass back there to me. |
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<@HomeBrewR> "This combo includes a great Asus XP motherboard with onboard video+audio, AMD Athlon XP 2000+ processor with cooling fan & 256MB PC133 SDRAM memory" heh...no bottleneck there
<@DeadKenne> yikes pc133 ram?!
<@HomeBrewR> dk, yeah...exactly
<@DeadKenne> that's kind of like tying one arm and a leg together, then trying to run a race
<@da4> hehe
<@DeadKenne> you'll make it there... eventually
<@DeadKenne> the cpu must have to idle alot
<@da4> "designed by Apple hardware engineers" |
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<CelestialFool> You know, cheetos are actually really good, you just can't stop muching on these things. Ive had about 2 bags worth already
<CelestialFool> Oh shit, diahrrea
<Kamiru> Dangerously cheesy indeed |
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