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<trog> one day, I'm gonna find the guy that created polaris, and shove bright colourful things down his throat til he chokes on them
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@j0hn: haha
@j0hn: 35 trojans
j0hn quit (formatting)
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* Praetorian is back: filling my tum tum after 17mins 11secs
<mil-soldat> Praetorian: you have the wierdest reasons in your script
<Praetorian> yep :-) ta
<milenko> what do you say when you go off with your gf for a bit of action?
<milenko> * Praetorian is back: filling my girlfriends tum tum after 1mins 12secs
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* Now talking in #chaoslegion
* Topic is 'UpTime[3 days 4 hrs 42 mins] - on win98, ph33r || [Windows XP Professional (5.1 - 2600)] uptime[1w 3d 6h 4m 31s] (nuff said) | Linux uptime 194d 02:30:57 (0wned)'
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<Pob> GUYS, EVERYWHERE! I just discovered the best chat up line EVER!:
"Does this smell like chloroform to you?"
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<TeichDragon> batir, host a Pr0n site ;)
<batir> hrm... My digital camera is teh sux0r
<Gilthas> Not pr0n of YOU.
<Gilthas> Ew.
<TeichDragon> *shudders*
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<@icono> i need to lose 60 pounds, my doctor is getting pissed at me
<@LinkDJ> do you happen to be holding a small mammal?
<@orpal> "as your physician, i strongly recommend that you let go of that 60-pound badger"
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<dingo> so i was talking to k-ron on the phone, telling him about that cop talking shit aobut 'distribution', and he says 'bullshit'!
<dingo> and in the background i hear his sister bitching at him for swearing
<dingo> so he says "shut up, mom says 'shit' all the time!"
<dingo> and her retort is: 'yeah, but you said the WHOLE word!'
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<Kimaroo> the pathetic side of being a nerd: http://www.bash.org/?7755
<Mike`away> bash is back up??
<Kimaroo> no i'm just givin out dead links
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<mnsnsan> fourteen is legal in canada <chrizto> with the exchange rate, that makes the legal limit like, 5 in the us
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<Mk> i dont think its a good thing to be getting flood warnings in my email :\
<denium> thats why we have #floodhelp
<Mk> nono
<Mk> like
<Mk> weather
<denium> oh
<denium> that outside thing?
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<Ultra_Violet> I lost my virginity in a graveyard at 2am
<Vortexia> dude necrophilia is SICK'
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<Jemm> I can't afford to 0wn, but I wonder if I could r3nt...
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(@Normandy) anyway, yes this girl has a nice arse, so maybe on the next staff night out I might slip her one
(@Kazimierz) who says romance is dead
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<jc> I have a dream.
<ailie> I had a dream.
<jc> Did yours involve fourteen twenty-three year old horny Amazon women?
<ailie> No.
<jc> Sadly, neither did mine.
<jc> I can't seem to get a grip on this directed dreaming thing.
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<modem> is it true that if you die in a dream you die in real life?
<thecatisold> no
<thecatisold> but if you piss all over yourself in a dream
<thecatisold> you do piss all over yourself in real life
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<troll> my speakers are off
<troll> so I can listen to some deaf mp3 :D
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<plantboy> all the good presidents get shot
<NovaKANE> plantboy: or head
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<Nifty> Quick etiquette question: Should one make it a point to say goodbye to the people having a four-way in the living room, or is it best to slip out quietly?
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<Danarchy> anyone know any p2p programs that are heavy with movie trading?
<Duker900> dalnet?
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<jre|away> * Hitler , circa 1933 | <Hitler> WHAT DO YOU CALL A FARTING JEW? GASSED! | * Audience is silent | <Hitler> FUCK YOU ALL, IN 10 YEARS THAT'lL BE HILARIOUS
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<membranoid> MIGGER: THE MAGIC NIGGER
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<@happy> fat chicks are fun, just get really drunk and pretend you're swimming
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<@GPF> It's normal to experiment with your friends. What you need is an older man to help you experiment wisely. Please call (232) 555-8338 and ask for Dave.
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<Fang> 2002 will suck.
<Fang> if the way i entered it is any indication.
<joshie> Fang: you entered it sucking?
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<Bezzy> i mean scyence
<Jenna> Science
<Bezzy> i don't know how to speel it i am only 8
<Jenna> Your doing fine
<Bezzy> that's "you're"
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* unknown__ ([email protected]) has joined #bitchx
<unknown__> i got a prob
<unknown__> the time is 5:28am says bitchx, but the time is really 6:28am says xwindows, why is the bitchx time off?
<Ven0m-> its day light savings
<Ven0m-> ROFL
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<tfr> i got tired of cyber sex before instant messengers were invented
<JeremyC> hahaha
<JeremyC> got worn out on 4800bps BBSes did ya
<tfr> yeah, +++NO CARRIER just before an orgasm is frustrating
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<@ElectroWaffle> i wanna see her stick a turkey leg in her vagina then pull it out with out any meat on the bone.
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<rS|skycreatoR> Damnit
<rS|skycreatoR> I was nice and quiet wanking off to some drums N beat, and i can hear my dad going up the stairs.. and then i asap close my pants and try to shut the site with the porn off, but i havent realized that i caught my wire in the button - and it has a short wire - so i smash my head down in the table when i
try to lean back, as i usual do..
<rS|skycreatoR> And my dad got pissed.. :\
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<Warwitch> you speak German? :o
<travelyan> sure i do.
* Warwitch nods
<Warwitch> Jawohl!
<travelyan> das machine ist nicht fer gefingerpoken und das mittengrabben
<Hoo_Man> get that nazi shit outa here!
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<Kitsa> in retrospect, redheads shouldn't wear catholic-school uniforms to places where there are going to be a lot of drunk men
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<nido> am i on the internet
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<Darn> is there a floppy version of windows xp?
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<plugaway> if im goin to fuck a dog, hell yea im not telling it to anyone
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<rTc|teDz> Thursday, Practice
<rTc|teDz> Everyone can make it ?
<rTc|miao> i can
<rTc|Teatime> i was planning to invite a whore, but i guess clan matter are more important than my sex life
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* @Boffbowsh is in shit. i was recreating the backup for the 166, and omitted my dad's accounts
<@Boffbowsh> 5 years of stuff
<@Boffbowsh> gone
<@Cheez> thats an "oh fuck" moment methinks
<@Cheez> tell him he should keep up to date backups
<@Boffbowsh> That WAS the backup
<@Cheez> ahh
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<NLAL> Can you guys change my ip?
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<mike||afk> does anyone here have princess tutu?
<Callick> ...
<Callick> I sure hope not.
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--> cue_ball ([email protected]) has joined #WOPN
<cue_ball> does anyone know a channel on any server where they trade books?
<Han_Skywalker> nope, not me
<^_sdh_^> book warez heh
<cue_ball> any ideas on what server to look?
<CKH> cue_ball: i hear amazon.com is setting up a irc channel for book warez
<cue_ball> ok thanx
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<SchoolyD> if women couldn't talk, i bet we would be living on mars right now
<Islamikaze> yes
<SchoolyD> but women keep nagging men
<SchoolyD> "leave those equations alone and mow the lawn!"
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<badfysh> if you are cute i will buy you some more
<badfysh> :P
<badfysh> are there any good looking women that chat here?
<elister> dude
<elister> give it up
<elister> go to AOL
<elister> do not pass go
<jul-> lol
<badfysh> ok
*** badfysh has left #seattle
<elister> LOL!
<RSV> heh
<elister> I won!!!
<jul-> crap that actually works?!?
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<MY3K> someone kick my2k.
* Midknight kicks MY2K
* MY2K has quit IRC (Ping timeout: 180 seconds)
<Midknight> there
<Midknight> see? it worked!! ^^
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<madog> because your a little pee-on
<madog> who has no pull on this network
<madog> try it agian, ill make sure you're glined
* madog ([email protected]) Quit (Local kill by humble (no pull on this network :)))
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<JBerg> I once did a project for an asshole I hated. His name was Jack. Project name: JackOff.exe
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<MpTaNk> man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, "Make a backup just in case" then I felt stupid
<MpTaNk> :\
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<MpTaNk> one time on a test we had to find answers to questions that were in a book and insted of looking for the page I tryed to ctrl+f
<MpTaNk> it was a shocking feeling when I realized I couldn't do it
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<cass> 13 year old with the nick
<cass> 'WyLdiNbEd'
<suzie> lol
<crucial-> means she wets the sheets
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<Richard> i just got possibly the gayest email ever
<Richard> $mp3(Lolly - Micky,3m17s).rand
<Yates> well you managed to pick out possibly the gayest song to go with it
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<poserman>what is considered a long distance girlfriend?
<poserman>10, 15, 20 hops???
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