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<Hydric> packing sucks
<Hydric> i 'could' have it done in a day...but i'm not that motivated
<Hydric> hehe
<zoidberg> you gotta take drastic measures
<zoidberg> pack your computer, then you'll have nothing to do but finish packing
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*** cuteone4 has joined #photoshop
(cuteone4): has anybody in here helped me with a graphic in the last few days?
(cln): you can be damn sure i havnt
(cuteone4): UP YOURS CLN
(cuteone4): i am trying to learn this program
(cuteone4): stupid layers.
(cln): wait..
(cln): youve been in this chan for what? 2 years?
(cln): and you don't know jack shit about photoshop?
(cuteone4): i just got the program recently
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Quote: 40533; Rating: 85; [+|-]
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<Miss^Katie> whats the kinkiest thing you've ever done
<rachhh> well before i had my first bisexual experience, i was smoking pot, and my boyfriend was licking me out and then he got my dog and my dog was licking me
<Miss^Katie> what was that like?
<rachhh> it was really good
<rachhh> i dont think i would have done it if i knew about it though
<rachhh> you ever done anything like that?
<Miss^Katie> ummm not with animals
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<jero`> i just had a breakthrough thought. haha.
<jero`> i was watching irc
<jero`> and yanno when it comes down to it, it looks like the matrix
<jero`> like buncha windows open
<jero`> chat scrolling here.. there
<jestix> when it comes right down to it
<jestix> you have to accept one fact.
<jestix> there IS no irc.
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<SilverHorse> so hard to find good playstation isos these days
<SilverHorse> the sites either no longer exist
<SilverHorse> or are friggin french
<SilverHorse> and everyone knows you can't trust the french
<_van_> you can trust them to give up
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Quote: 40556; Rating: 567; [+|-]
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<DeathscytheFish> I think the reason i'm not good with girls stems from the fact that the first time I ever called a girl was also the day that the girl's mom was killed in a car wreck and i'm trying to pick her up without knowing this and she proceeds to rip me a new one
<Kevyn> You didn't say "I'll let you call me mommy" to her, did you?
<Brandon64> Fish, you should have broke the ice with a "Yo mama is so fat..." joke
<Amber> Yo mama is so dead...
<Kevyn> "My mom died" "Haha yeah, that's the oldest one in the book"
<Brandon64> "Knock knock" "Who's there" "Your mom" "Your mom who?" ...silence...then 5 minutes later, "Get it? She's dead! HAHAHAHA, let's go bowling!"
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<Kevyn> Man, I'd fuck Mary-Kate so hard that Ashley would get pregnant.
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<luftmeister> i love the way the chicken nuggets are all the same shape
<Celestar> so that you need only one instruction manual to swallow them?
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Quote: 40565; Rating: 1250; [+|-]
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<Kaz> Let's tell scary stories!
<The_Karma_Police> Ok, I'll start.
<The_Karma_Police> There was this guy, and he was in the kitchen...OF DOOM!
<The_Karma_Police> And in that kitchen, he baked...THE PIE OF LOST SOULS!
<The_Karma_Police> And to cool that pie, he put it in...THE WINDOW TO HELL!
<Kaz> Ok, let's promise ourselves to never tell scary stories again...ever
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Quote: 40570; Rating: 622; [+|-]
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(On September 11th)
<Sigma> shit, there is no way I'm going to a public vigil tonight
<Sigma> public crying and weeping does nothing for me
<Sigma> but I know someone will rope me into going
<Kevyn> Public vigil? Fuck that, I'm going to the strip club.
<Sigma> Kev: do your patriotic duty
<Sigma> don't let the terrorists win
<waffle> Kevyn: everyone has to remember in their own way, BRAVO!
<Kevyn> Word.
<Kevyn> I'll build a NEW tower.
<Kevyn> IN MY PANTS!
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Quote: 40572; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<Kyle> So you're going to be responsible for 65 Windows 2000 Desktops *WITHOUT* a Windows 2000 Domain.
<Kyle> Run for the hills, boy.
<Kyle> Run for the fucking hills.
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<Suparmono> its a dilemma, i dont ask girls out. No, there is only one way to go about this
<tynka> oerr.. and what's that?
<Suparmono> NONCONCENTUAL INTERCOURSE
<Suparmono> except spell consent with an S
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Quote: 40582; Rating: 4; [+|-]
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<Isengard> the www is BOOOOOORING!
<Isengard> ah.. no.... there's life in the old dog yet!
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Quote: 40583; Rating: 28; [+|-]
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<q|x> with an ' on the e
<q|x> well you know
<q|x> like a slanty thing
<Suparmono> slanty?
<Suparmono> we dont want them here thanks
<Suparmono> unless you mean people will crippled legs
<Suparmono> we'll shove them out of the way
<Suparmono> somewhere
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<DeathscytheFish> Jessica, i'm not kidding, all the gay people my mom work with were going apeshit over it
<Kevyn> Why does your mom work with so many gay people?
<DeathscytheFish> Kevyn, she works at a hospital
<Kevyn> Oh. AIDS ward?
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Quote: 40586; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<Jermsnap> Seen the new projector cell phones? they project their screen on the ground or a wall with lasers, up to a 20inch "screen"
<danno> that sounds incredibly useless
<Jermsnap> not at all, those screens are tiny, cant really do shit on em, now thats solved, also I believe it will make humans LOOK more futuristic.
<danno> oOOOoh...
<danno> it would make a little more sense to see that on a PDA...
<Jermsnap> PDA phones, same thing soon
<Jermsnap> I dont have a cell phone, but if I could project stuff on stuff, Id get one :)
<Jermsnap> PDA's are usaeless to a loner like me, dun work, no friends, what the hell would I put on there?
<danno> then what would you need a damn cellphone for?
<Jermsnap> hmmm... good point
<Jermsnap> :(
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* Sotek would also like to know what the fuck anyone is doing raising six children. >_<
<Ark> Sotek - Obviously not birth control pills.
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<Poutremos> Win98 / Win98se CD
<Suparmono> i located dad's copy
<Suparmono> so you want me to bring it tomorrow?
<Suparmono> or want me to copy it on to 340 5-1/4" floppy disks?
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<Reeve> Every freaking time I ask for a Big Kid's Meal at this one Burger King they give me a Kid's Meal
<Reeve> WHERE'S THE BIG YOU COCKSUCKERS?!
<Elmina> The big is in your pants.
<Reeve> Damn right it is
<Reeve> But I'd appreciate it if it could also be in my burger once in a while
<Elmina> Reevey wants to have sex with burgers! :>
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<Elmina> IRC politics are exactly like junior high politics, only they make less difference in the real world.
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Quote: 40653; Rating: 109; [+|-]
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<fredrik> i once slipped while wanking
<fredrik> hurt my head badly
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[ @Paula ] i used to have a teacher
[ @Paula ] who gave us something to suck on for brain stimulation.
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Quote: 40716; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<Lina> Women are like cars.. if you want optimal performance, you have to warm them up. :P
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Quote: 40725; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<Professor> I got a phone call asking for the Gay Homofag at work today.
<Professor> Surprisingly, I forwarded it to the right person.
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Quote: 40728; Rating: 312; [+|-]
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<nach0king> "i had a gay time at the zoo today" - is that a slur?
<@Technogeek> Depends what 'gay' is supposed to mean. It could mean either a good time, or that you got assraped by one of the animals.
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<Ronwe> wtf.. I'm ignoring this commercial on the TV behind me and then it says..
<Ronwe> "you can beat your beef. OR you can watch Britney Day"
<Maur> WTF
<Ronwe> I think I'm going to beat my beef *while* watching Britney Day
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<td> i use my webcam as a mirror
<td> i dont have a mirror
<td> :|
<td> damn i am a geek
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Quote: 40750; Rating: 628; [+|-]
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<yah-yah> what is CAPS ABUSE?
<Nyarlathotep-> half of your question
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Quote: 40751; Rating: 23; [+|-]
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<Lexcanium> Oh, didn't you know? Microsoft buys random domain names and has them point to their main page. It's part of their new marketing strategy of monopolizing the internet, since they con't do so as well with OSs anymore. ;-)
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Quote: 40766; Rating: 208; [+|-]
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<Cam> its good thing kids don't get all their sex ed from porn flicks, cuz its more difficult to conceive when you always blow your load on her face.
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<concordia> i dare the zionist to end the intifada
<concordia> long live intifada
<milez> concordia, leave the sovereign territory of our holy channel.
<milez> NOW.
* FireWALLs sets mode: +b *!*@207.134.74.190
* concordia was kicked by Pazit (Banned)
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Quote: 40779; Rating: 333; [+|-]
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<Chris> DeMonYus!cyrus@a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.xy-z.org <-- prime example of why some people should NEVER be able to touch a DNS server
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<patchmonkey> I want to start a line of sex toys called "I Can't Believe It's Not Dick"
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<MadManDaz> I bought one of those camouflage shirts and put it in my closet. Now I can't find it.
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<Phucker> I just tried moving a box on my bed with my mouse
<Phucker> :/
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Quote: 40800; Rating: 380; [+|-]
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<Mach17> i haev the firewall up
<@Curator> firewall, what kind?
<Mach17> redhat 7.2 :o
<@Curator> thats a OS you fruitcake
<@Curator> not a firewall
<Mach17> stfu newb
<@Curator> ...
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Quote: 40803; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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Dirt Devil351: i found this chic
Dirt Devil351: and she likes porn
Dirt Devil351: alot
ianepson: uh huh
Dirt Devil351: shes horny
Dirt Devil351: i tell ya
Dirt Devil351: dude
Dirt Devil351: she was lookin at a porn site
ianepson: did she ask ur credit card number and offer a three day trial too?
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Quote: 40811; Rating: 365; [+|-]
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<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> You know what I saw today that was really sad?
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> We got these quizzes back in US History. They were on some civil war stuff...
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> One of the questions was "What was Lincoln's original reason for fighting the civil war?"
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> This girl behind me had written "To defeat the north."
<Ghand|ForceMonkeys> It made my head hurt.
<Yardbomb> Ghand....Those kind of people are fake
<Yardbomb> they must be robots, because there is no fucking way a real person can really be that stupid
* Raxc raises his hand.
<CoMpUdOc> He's got a point there, Yardbomb.
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<PLUR4Life> COUCH
<Evil_Couch> I swear, I'm going to drown you
<Evil_Couch> err
<PLUR4Life> Scuse me?
<Evil_Couch> I mean, hi, how are you doing?
<Evil_Couch> you want to go swimming?
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Quote: 40821; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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<Eusis> "Where's the Anime opening?"
<KeeperX> between the legs
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<Tyger>there's something i dont understand...
<Tyger>why is it that some people are just plain stupid...?
<Tyger>i mean... i hate stupid people!
<Tetley>yeah, its a shame women try and play a role other than sex and dishwasher in the world
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Quote: 40826; Rating: 47; [+|-]
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<Bateau> how come there's so much illegal kiddy porn on the net but not illegal necro porn?
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Quote: 40828; Rating: 405; [+|-]
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[@SI-pHluid]: ::: You successfully sent (Brazillian Horse Sex.mpg) (54.83MB) to (si-sonder) in (33m 18s) at (28.1KB/s)
[@SI-pHluid]: er.
[@SI-pHluid]: ignore that.
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: ROFLMAO
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: asdkf;mhsdFHG@$%^@$%^@$%^YRG
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: NEW QUIT MSG
[@SI-BlowShitUp]: askfgsdfGSE%^$W%^#$6
[@SI-pHluid]: /clear :|
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Quote: 40833; Rating: 247; [+|-]
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<Kuros> ya, but your in canada...
<Error_404> it's colder... but we get to fuck 14 year olds
<Error_404> so it evens out
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<Error_404> hmm... they seem to be covert snackfoods...
<Error_404> hostess/frito-lay denies their existance
<Cache_> see, they suck so much you can't even find shit about them on the internet
<Cache_> goatse is on the internet and canadian potato chips aren't
<Cache_> tells you something about the chips, man...
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<ultr0s> i think in the whole sense of the "information superhighway", my isp ended up driving a yugo down some dirt road
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*** NormDragon has quit IRC (Quit: c:\dos c:\dos\run run\dos\run)
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<JynxDaddy> YAY ive finished my Mc Hammer HL model!!
<Threeboy> im gonna pretend you didn't say that.
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<Clara> "Hey, this is the 00s. I wonder if there is irony in the use of "00s?" Is it ironic that there seems to be almost 00 morality in entertainment for teens today? Almost 00 attention to morality by the filmmakers of today. Almost 00 open and honest observance of His Word? Publicly anyway?"
<zeniba> the only significance in the "00s" is that the year now is more reminiscent of boobs than it was before
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<surfer> anyone here
<surfer> how do i set up an irc script : S
<surfer> whats the command
<seven> surfer : there's a limit of 3 stupid questions within the first hour of joining, you've only got 1 left.
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