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<Goofy[HSK]> is excess flood server side or client side?
<Erve> it's Europe side atm |
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<ryda> i dont think anyone wants to see my dick in his cute lil asss
<Gobbles> :|
<Gobbles> :S
<ryda> her
<ryda> lol
<Vindictive> His???
<Gobbles> hahhahaha
<Moose> HIS
<ryda> whatta bad typo |
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<Trauma> if shes hot and 12
<Trauma> ill still fuck her
<Trauma> i never had a girlfriend in real life before
<Trauma> im desperate, and proud of the fact that im going to jiz the second a girl holds my hand
<Trauma> i wear rubber underwear if i go around girls
<Trauma> they wont know i did it
<Trauma> maybe thats why im a virgin still too |
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<@DrFurious> -prince- [Global Notice] Tonight we mourn the loss of a ZiRC user. One not everybody knew, but those who did know him loved and thought of him as a nice person. robert^, took his own life, of why, I do not know other than the pain and suffering he had dealt with in his life. R.I.P Robert, 1985 - 2002 (WE WILL ALL MISS YOU!)
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<MrSauce> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<alfred> HIS NAME IS ROBERT ARROW-POINTING-UP
<@DrFurious> i need to kill myself so i can be featured in a global notice
<@DrFurious> i'll be famous
<leedo> omg lets do a group suicide
<leedo> they better give us each our own notice though
<@rincewind1013> i'm in if your in
<@DrFurious> maybe we can stagger them to make sure
<MrSauce> my mom sure will be proud |
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<Trauma> craig: cracked rib and torn cartiledge and 1800mg of ibprofen in the last 5 hours
<utahsaint> damn dood what happened?
<utahsaint> i told you not to jack off on the roof |
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<test4> ive been tied up before with ethernet cable to my bedpost |
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<dunn> why am i sometimes online, and sometimes not online
<uno> are you getting philosophical on us dunn? |
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(Pete767ca) @find futurama
(Pete767ca) !help
(Pete767ca) !helpserve
(Pete767ca) anybody know were I can get episodes online?
(iamhurtin) yeah type /quit accept futurama ep 01
quit: (Pete767ca) ([email protected]) (accept futurama ep 01) |
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<surfer_girl> hi
<negativepositive> your nick has "scary 40 year old naked guy" written all over it
<surfer_girl> asl plz
<negativepositive> that just drives it home |
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<Heather21> hi
<negativepositive> who are you?
<Heather21> just a wife home alone
<Heather21> hubby is out
<negativepositive> good - start cleaning the house before he comes home and hits you some more |
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<SpaZZtic|webpage> the bitch from next door was standing at her window watching me hang out my washing
<SkewtuR> hah get some tampons hold them in water..hang them on the line when she loox yell Yeah we recycle |
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<rocksicle> You know you use computers too much when your doing something in real life, make a mistake, and try to press ctrl-z. |
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<Dr_Greenthumb-> tomarrow I got the house to myself for 4 days
<Dr_Greenthumb-> ahhh, the orgies...
<@EnD-Raistlin> left and right hand at the same time ? :o |
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<@Goshin> thereslike
<@Goshin> halfacookieunderneathmyspacebar |
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<orion> Darwin 6.0.2 x86-compatible
<orion> someone explain please
<timmo> wtf is Darwin 6.0.2?
<Duker900> natural selection in your operating system!
<timmo> ya man i dont know about having something called darwin run my computer
<timmo> youd be writing an email to your bitch
<timmo> and it would be like
<timmo> YOU WEAK EMO BITCH
<timmo> and delete your shit |
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(jonathans) i want a cow bell that makes a cow noise
(jonathans) when i hit it
(jonathans) it will go "COW"
(orion) cows go moo |
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<notmewse> so there i was, balls deep in this hookers ass
<notmewse> oh shit wrong window |
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<prozac420> 9
<prozac420> oops
<prozac420> was trying to change tv channels
<Kimaroo> lol...............
<Kimaroo> if you try to change tv channels on IRC... you might be a junkie |
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<MMB> !8ball AM I THE HOTTEST GUY IN HERE
<ChanServ> MMB: No.
<MMB> !8ball do you know who is?
<ChanServ> MMB: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Yardbomb> !8 It's me isn't it?
<ChanServ> Yardbomb: Sure. Yeah. Exactly.
<Ant-> !8 you said that out of pity didn't you?
<ChanServ> Ant-: Yes. |
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< DGonzo> hmm
< DGonzo> my gf left her shampoo and shit here
< DGonzo> next thing you know she's gonna want to plug into my hub
<@[Hobbes]> DGonzo: ... For christ's sake just change your name to DWhipped
<@golem> tell her she can plug into your hub if you can plug into hers anytime you like |
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<pb8> Ahhhh, 13% complete and only 16.5 hours to go
<Glitch> lol, of what?
<tharok> u timing your wanking again pb? |
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* BassBone finishes all his evening rituals and prepares to pack it in
<Selene> Okay. That was bad timing. I'm reading porn and Bassbone is talking about packing it in. |
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<toe2toe> what would happen is you were MEANT to type "prosecution is pressing for maximum sentencing on the count of vehicular manslaughter"....but ACTUALLY typed "the judge licks penis"
<Jade_Vixen> If i was a legal secretay, this might all be a problem...
<toe2toe> thats a pretty big if
<toe2toe> perhaps you and your IF would like to come back to my place one day
<toe2toe> and i can show you my big "perhaps"
<Jade_Vixen> I can't spell for crap tonight... :P
* Jade_Vixen rolls her eyes
<Spizzer> ROFL toe2toe ur such a clown
<toe2toe> im crying on the inside. |
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<jenwolf> i remember when it was a big deal when we got our first color TV
<jenwolf> my dad was like, now you can see that the pink panther is pink!! |
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* Orroni slaps DarkPrince_working around a bit with a large trout
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large trout
<Liason> trout is soooooooooo 1995
<Orroni> i agree, it's too retro
<Orroni> maybe a leather trout with tassles
* Trefenwyd slaps Orroni around a bit with a large lubrified fanged dildo
<Orroni> now that's disturbing... |
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<[B-0]Jeff> too many ops, not enough of them are me. |
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--- Received a CTCP NIGGERNIGGERNIGGER from amoeba (to #somethingawful)
<Hee-La> score
<SteamedHams> i was about to nigger
<Hee-La> never hesitate when niggering
<SteamedHams> but it might blackfire |
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<tr0n> Gulp 'N Blow
<SteamedHams> i usually blow before i gulp |
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<Albot> It's not rape when you have a gun. |
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<KonamiKid> kris, i'm gonna email you pictures of my wang
<zat> hah
<KonamiKid> it will have little eyes and a moustache drawn on it
<KonamiKid> but no stick on eyes/mustache...
<Kris> gee, thanks KK
<KonamiKid> i made that mistake once before...
<KonamiKid> i had to soak my cock in a glass of alcohol to get the sticker to come off |
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<daniel_> i dont wanna use my brain to think
<Pntklr> i prefer to use my penis
<evilmorty> the last time i tried that i got a kid |
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<Tony> I challenge you to a duel.
<Tony> Penises, at dawn.
<Beerman> but battling against an unarmed opponent is so unfair |
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<Legalize-> [MP3] Pink Floyd - Who Let the Dogs Out |
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<Samus> With some minor manipulation, I can make my uncircumcised penis look like Birdo from Super Mario 2 |
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<MrMortisland> I know emo
<MrMortisland> Emo is little boys crying on stage because their daddy touched their pee pee |
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<Tony> Aqua Teen Bukakke Force!@
<ecs> i love that show. |
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<tate> I just love the taste of heroin. You know?
<tate> I could eat it by the spoonfull.
<ecs> it doesnt go in your mouth
<ecs> it goes up your anus and makes it bleed
<ecs> so you can yell my anus is bleeding
<tate> I think ecs has heroin confused for penis
<ecs> isnt heroin the long slender shaft like object that you shove in your asshole? |
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* hipnotoad tastes victory
<Goonigoogoo> that was tony jerking off into the punch bowl |
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<skwerrel> my savior jesus christ, please accept my lubricated anus as compensation for my past sins |
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<Amergin|afk> I am dyslexic of Borg. You will be ass laminated |
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<tate> Male Mantises are killed right after procreating. They die having lived a full and happy life.
<Samus> ok, I'd be a gay mantis
<Samus> no death for me
<Samus> i'd be living it up in Miami Beach
<Samus> going to the gay mantis discos and shit |
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<skwerrel> sigh...sometimes i really wish i could just ignore my brain and become a christian |
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<Meowfaceman> I Gave NAMBLA Pictures of Your Kid. |
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<daed> believe it or not, the robot on the cover of the queen album is real and he hates you. |
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<Veers> I guess they don't teach bathroom manners in Africa
<Donitz> Veers, newsflash, they don't have bathrooms in Africa. |
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<@dev> I just shit out a "family" of logs.
<@dev> There were two huge ones.. 2 smaller ones. and a tiny one.
<@dev> And then I killed them when I flushed!
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> lol
<@r3v|ShenL0ng-P-> was the tiny one the dog
<@dev> It might have been a baby.
<@r3v|DeathZero> did you poke it.. maybe it was a fetus
<@dev> I left it alone.
<@dev> :o |
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<Tofusensei> linksys routers can suck a cock, btw
<Justin> wow, they really should advertize that feature more. It would increase sales. |
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<Hellspawn> Does anyone know a place where i can download Raymond E. Feists books because a) i have other things to spend cash on. b) Have run out of said cash and c) Kazaa doesnt have any
<Kura> eww, you would actually read that much off a screen?! o_O
<Hellspawn> there's a great new invention - schools printers |
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<AnimeFreak> omg i just bought more ram today
<egg> how many sheep do you have now? |
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Flaritter: "hit it" is an american term
DrSpaZZo: Yes
Flaritter: for examples: "I'd like to hit that"
DrSpaZZo: Brits must have their own thing
Flaritter: AND SO FORTH
DrSpaZZo: Like
Flaritter: ?
DrSpaZZo: 'I'd dip my crumpet in her tea' |
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