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<Jorenko> I'm getting a 96.1% in ORGASM right now, though. That's good.
<ZRaven> i didn't know Schroe had a grade book
<Jeff> Wow, I wish I could be graded for having orgasms.
<Schroe> ...
<Jorenko> EECS-2100: Computer Organization and Assembly Language
<ZRaven> the nice thing is if you weren't doing well, you could withdraw
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<gh0z> Microsoft gives you windows, linux gives you the whole house
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::: Mode: (@agg) sets (+m)
[@agg]: say nothing if ur gay !!!!!!!
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<Lestat> @find africa
<Ganner> @find nigeria
<Lestat> @find cuban missile crisis
<Lestat> @find fisherman tim
<brolli_420> @find SHUT THE FUCK UP
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<lec> saying "no kick?" is like walking into the YMCA shower, dropping the soap, and saying "wow, nobody fucking me up the ass?"
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<antimatter> i like my penis
<antimatter> it's so cute
<antimatter> sometimes i put makeup on it and talk to it
<antimatter> one time it talked back...scared me
<antimatter> it said 'wie geht es ihnen mein freunde'
<antimatter> my penis is bilingual
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<zs> i wanted to talk to him before i suicide
<zs> afk for a minute
<waffle> suicide does not count as afk
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<guest1101> techno... I pity you..
<guest1101> I really do
<@Technogeek> Because I have the burden of intelligence?
<guest1101> NOT AT ALL
<guest1101> U ALWAYS SAY THAT SHIT
<@Boogaleeboo> "U"
<@Boogaleeboo> Good move
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<Decoy-> hey, the funniest thing happend in 5th period today
<Decoy-> some chick was giving a guy a hand job
<Decoy-> the whole class knew it, they thought they were sneaky ;)
<Decoy-> I was so close to saying "Hey, im next right?"
<Threeboy> sloppy seconds.
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<daveb> ide is hot pluggable, right? ;)
*** daveb has quit IRC (Read error: 104 (Connection reset by peer))
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<overkill_> yo
<overkill_> i bought these
<overkill_> fucking
<overkill_> cookie monster cookies
<overkill_> they are the bomb
<overkill_> haha
<ACExNx316> Cookie monster cookies?
<aNuBiS-> overkill_: was it hard to pick up the box with such limp wrists?
<overkill_> yea dude
<overkill_> hahahah
<b0nk> ehehaha
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<guest1101> YEAH I MEAN.. HEY... HOW MANY PPL HAVE A TAN AND USE IRC.. I MEAN CHRIST..
<Selfloathing> I used to have a tan, but then I lost it.
<Boogaleeboo> I always get a tan before winter
<anna_jpg> Tan is not the color cheetos leaves on your fingers.
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<Posty> what is it about the lead singer from Garbage that makes me wanna fuck 'er 'til my willy falls off?
<Threeboy> its cause she looks like a guy.
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<Kris> Gay men, after diamonds, are a girl's best friend
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<Arielana> i will not eat animal penis' for $50,000
<Arielana> lol
<Arielana> no way
<Phrizzawh> Arielana is a wuzz
<Phrizzawh> i would eat penis any day
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Quote: 36419; Rating: 710; [+|-]
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<Shibbz> my oven goes to like 750, lady who used to live here was a chef or some shit
<Shibbz> i can bake a baby in like 10 mins
<Shibbz> OOPS i mean chicken...
<Shibbz> yeah chicken
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<PyRo_ZaCh> i think i gota try sellin weed or something
<KeLLy`R> i'll buy some!
<PyRo_ZaCh> u got a heat lamp i could borrow?
<KeLLy`R> no sorry
<PyRo_ZaCh> hrmmmmmmm
<PyRo_ZaCh> i need that first
<PyRo_ZaCh> i got it planed so if i would no one could find
<PyRo_ZaCh> but i need a heat lamp
<PyRo_ZaCh> and a rabbit
<PyRo_ZaCh> and some sort of hover craft
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<WillaCuz> *sigh*
<WillaCuz> why do people shoot at robocop
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<CheapSk8>Windows 98: A 32-bit patch for a 16-bit GUI shell running on top of an 8-bit operating system written for a 4-bit processor by a 2-bit company who cannot stand 1 bit of competition.
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<Geezus-stick> irc has to be the greatest achievement of mankind
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<bobaverill> "OH LORD I PRAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME THE STRENGTH TO RELEASE THESE DEMONS FROM MY BOWELS"--guy in next stall over from mine
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<CheapSk8[RKI]> I am against drugs
<CheapSk8[RKI]> I look in the mirror every morning and remind myself what they can do to a fetus beforth birth.
<tsingtao> your mom did drugs or something?
<CheapSk8[RKI]> No. She doesn't do drugs. I just happen to be in front of a mirror when i remind myself.
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<Gplex> is this the main channel
<Gplex> where's the main channel?
<Gplex> what's a "main channel"
<Gplex> what does that mean: "in the main channel"
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<chabo> I love you like Ike loves Tina
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<Volt9000> .. WHY THE FUCK DOES MY FLOPPY DISK DRIVE NOT WORK
<Volt9000> oh wait nm
<Volt9000> there's no disk in it
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<Trivbot0> What is South Korea's national dish called?
<Logic_BomB> rats
<Logic_BomB> rice
<Logic_BomB> children
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<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day
<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge
<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"
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<RollingBrass> hey...the us open is coming to long island
<BADGER> <RollingBrass> You want a U.S. Open?! * Rollingbrass unveils a banner of Goatse Man
<RollingBrass> TigerWoods: Now THAT'S a 19th hole!
<BADGER> RollingBrass: More like a new hazard :P
<BADGER> <Ref> In the Goatse! Shoot from where it lands or mulligan? <Tiger> MULLIGAN!!!!!!!!
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<Volt9000> here's soemthing really mean to do to a random fat person on the street: if you're approaching them from the front, as you get near, start drifting towards them, going "woooaaaH' then start circling around them, screaming "I CANT BREAK ORBIT, CAPTAIN!!"
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<BADGER> I wonder what Shakespeare would say if he ever was transported to our time and discovered goatse. "HIS ASS! This beige monstrosity mocketh me at every turn. Woe is my eyes. I owe apologies to my retinas, for such a curse have I endured on them. Woe! Woe!"
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<WillaCuz> THERES A MIDGET ON MTV
<WillaCuz> noooooooooo
<WillaCuz> i missed it
<WillaCuz> lol
<aNuBiS-> :/
<aNuBiS-> I wanna fuck a dirty midget slut
<aNuBiS-> Then when I go to cum on her face, have her jump up trying to catch it like raindrops from the sky
<Chr[i]s> hahahah
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<Hsu> you can have such amazing battle in the beta
<Hsu> i suck ballz and i still have a shit load of fun
<Hsu> it gets you so pumped
<Methos> keeps you fit too sweating from all that adrenalin gaming.. that's how i stay fit
<Hsu> you smell
<Methos> yes, that's the sweat from the "set" i just did..
<Hsu> reps
<Hsu> got to love them
<Methos> it was a quick fast paced HL gib-fest
<Methos> my next "rep" is slower a calmdown by playing solitaire
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<neotech-> ;\
<neotech-> It ate my penis and then choked.
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(T1MMY) i just pinged yahoo.com
(T1MMY) 1st trial 888
(T1MMY) 2nd trial 741
(T1MMY) 3rd trial 439
(T1MMY) 4th trial 499
(T1MMY) min 439
(@Okelydokely) ...
(T1MMY) max 888
(T1MMY) avg 666
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<Talaysen> ...I used to get an erection watching the My Little Pony movie. I didn't know what it was but I kind of liked the feeling.
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<MSN-02> MARCUS!
<MSN-02> HELP!
<MSN-02> My white Microsoft optical mouse clashes terribly with my black Dell computer!
<Marcus> Vlad has been attacked by the Homosexual Interior Designer!
<MSN-02> Actually, I pride myself on being one.
<MSN-02> Ah...
<MSN-02> Skecth off the homosexual aspect first, mind you...
<MSN-02> >_<
<Marcus> ...
<Marcus> Too late to take it back now.
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<*@Xavier> hey, it's japanese, not ebonics. dem's slanty-eyed' bro's, not
black mo' fo's.
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<sup3rh3r0> kali: give me your user name and password and I'll test it
<kali> yes, that's what it is!
<kali> supadupakali, surge
<sup3rh3r0> (email address censored)
<tima> heh
<sadielady> haha
<WhtCastle> heh
<p3t3_> hehe
<zombidwee> hahahaha
<zombidwee> mwahahhahah
<tima> smrt
<Valandra> whoops
<kali> uh, that's probably bad to say since surge is like my password for everything, huh
<WhtCastle> LOL
<Tony> hah
<p3t3_> HAHAH
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<Arkol> I wanna see the webcam!
<Arkol> as long as its not pr0n
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<Defcon> dude my new microwave owns
<Defcon> you put the foods in and then the time and then start
<Defcon> then beep beep and yum
<ToastyGhost> No shit, Captain Microwave Handbook
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<liquidhex> ascii a stupid question, get a stupid ansii
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<logicalentity> 0111100101101111011101010010000001100001011011000110110000100000011100110110110101100101011011000110110000000000
<SquallStrife> unmoo! you all smell
<SquallStrife> logicalentity: thats low, insulting people through binary
<SquallStrife> i mean its low. literally, its low level :P
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<trekkie47> u know how my bros comp is the same room as mine right ?
<jbean> yeah
<trekkie47> well my bro was dling pr0n on his computer
<trekkie47> and he just fuckin left the downloads to go and went to a friends
<trekkie47> then dad went on his computer
<jbean> and then
<trekkie47> i dunno
<trekkie47> he told me to leave
<jbean> hahahaha
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<_mrG> teh fuck are cam girls?
<@santa|> trashy white whores that put their lives on grainy webcams
<pagnaet> underage porn sites
<mcsuede> jesus you people live in a bubble
<@santa|> no, we just dont visit the trash of the internet
<mcsuede> are you kidding? you're on irc
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<Tweak> did i tell you splits?
<Tweak> i am a camp counslor
<Tweak> for 5th graders
<boysplitter> !!!
<boysplitter> CAN I COME TOO!!??
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<Edge> Sense we're going to be using all the correct grammer and everything.
<Jon> Since.
<Edge> Sense
<Jon> And the word is grammar.
<Edge> Since isn't a word
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<aphr0> Type "incest rape" into the Google search engine, for example, and the first result is for the Rape, Abuse and Incest National Network (RAINN), a Washington nonprofit that aids sexual assault victims. The second result is for brutalextreme.com, which advertises its content as stories, pictures and videos of
the "most violent rapes in the history of mankind."
<aphr0> is it wrong to laugh?
<Hawkeye^> no
<aphr0> k
<aphr0> then I'm clear
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<Doctor_Vamp> damnit!!
<Doctor_Vamp> i got an orange dick
<Doctor_Vamp> i shouldn't eat doritos and masturbate
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<MrFalcon> wtf is ePlus?
<drwiii> your grade in sex ed.
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<reb> im gonna go eat some cocks
<reb> i mean foood
<reb> SHIT
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