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<Nev> I heard a shit is like 1/10 an orgasm
<Valvados> So theoretically
<Valvados> If I wank
<Valvados> I won't have to shit for two weeks |
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* Lucca|DigitalMayhem used to use AOL a lot
* Lucca|DigitalMayhem thought it was cool
* Aezia used to shit in his pants. we all grow out of it someday. |
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<Mandingo> Fucking toilet will NOT stop running!
<Mandingo> Stupid toilet.u00a0 I give it SO MUCH, and this is how it repays me. |
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<Fentom> i hate ICQ
<Fentom> every few seconds it's a Telytubby "oh-oh" and some message saying "Hi, I'm Katie, and just got my webcam up and I'm a horny virgin. Sometimes I just love to play with my pussy and did I say that I have a pet horse in my room?"
<Chubbzilla> give me their icq numbers plz |
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* peer stares at CCOutlaw[fagitz]
*** Quits: CCOutlaw[fagitz] ([email protected]) (Connection reset by peer)
<peer> :D |
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* Drago needs a fake ID :/
<Drago> I'm sick of being turned away from bars and shit.
<Fentom> -{Drago}- if you can look like a 50 year old obese caribbean woman, I have just the thing for you |
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<UPC747> Og may I PM you?
<Ogredude> yah
<^^DeAmOn^> Og, may I smack you?
<Pi> Og, may I DoS you?
<Wulfsbane> Og, may I annoy you?
<Schlock> Og, may I eat you?
<Simon_Jester> Og, may I violate your dog?
<Vorn> Og, may I... aw, jeez, I'm not following that. |
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<@Juste> noooo
<@Juste> shut down pc box was checked
Juste u00abyamikun@evrtwa1-ar14-4-42-127-087.evrtwa1.dsl-verizon.netu00bb has Quit iRC (Read error: Connection reset by peer) |
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<isocat> isceald.u00a0 have you ever wondered whether there are other worlds superimposed on your own?
<isceald> i'm not sure what you mean, iso.
<ovalteen> he's asking you if you watch star trek. |
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Finque: i always tell a girl when i cum
Finque: one time i didn't
Finque: let's just say she bites
Finque: she had specifically told me she wasn't going to take it in her mouth
Finque: i was like "yeah right bitch"
Finque: so i cum, she chokes, swallows, smile at me
Finque: and bites
tom: wtf
Finque: so i said sorry and that i'd make it up through cunnilingus
Finque: i got her good and horney
Finque: and bit her clit like it was a hot dog |
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<SadisticEuphoria> im texan i don't have to be gramticly correct =D |
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<foop> CUZ IN THE GHETTO THEY CANT BE AFFORDING 128
<incognegro> "i'm so ghetto, my mp3s aren't recorded above 64kbps" |
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<virika> i need a back massage
* virika wonders if her vibrator is strong enough to give a decent back rub in place of a REAL back massager
<Chaensaw> haha
<Chaensaw> dora's the only woman on earth to use a DILDO as a BACK MASSAGER
<virika> i broke my back massager ): |
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<foop> THE FUCKING US POSTAL SERVICE IS CALLING ME
<foop> ASKING ME TO HELP THEIR FUCKIGN DERELICT OPERATION
<Potrzebie> Tell them I said "Hi" |
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<Dark_Pen> you guys are sick
<Dark_Pen> first of all, neither i nor anyone in my family has ever done incest
<Dark_Pen> second of all, my mother is a hermaphrodite
<[[NOT_Cait_Sith]]> She is?
<Dark_Pen> .....
<Dark_Pen> crap |
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TheMrF6: I knew her in 8th grade, and she was a fucking hot slut back then too |
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<@qurve> * qurve stabs Yawatog in the eye
<Yawatog> .( |
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* Arielana flashes Anvile
<Anvile> omg i saw e-breasts |
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<sena> baby
u00f0 sena hugtackles arkenstone
<sena> arkenstone: i miss you :(
<arkenstone> ello ness
<sena> and dave's going home
<arkenstone> Pfft
<arkenstone> i haven't been gone long
<sena> and i have no one here
<sena> and i'm horney
u00f0 sena grins
u00f0 arkenstone is away -( busy for a sec )- at 02:59p -( P:On / L:On )-
-:- arkenstone is now known as ark|away
<golgy> lol :) |
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(@David_Mitchell) Have a good day, Mist
(@_Mist_|School) you and your oxymorons
(@David_Mitchell) "good" and "day"? |
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<InstrucT> i need to upgrade the memory to 1 gig, considering just plugging in the dimm i mean seriously why do i need to shut down
<Path> instruct: you have won the "stupidest person ive ever seen on irc" award for 2002.
<Path> congratulations |
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<Version> I have done absolutely nothing to him in any way, shape, or form.
<Spike> That's why we have the ignore command
<Version> Im not gonna hide away from someone when they are no where nearu00a0 me.
<MeePLe> Get a live journal or something...
<Ver2> Why, so I can act like a manic depressed child like everyone else?
<MeePLe> yes. |
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*** Mixico ([email protected]) has joined #slipknot
<Mixico>u00a0 I`m Usingu00a0 Tri Script
<kiwiman>u00a0 I Don'tu00a0 Care
<Mixico> @@
<Mixico> I CARE
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
*** ChanServ sets mode: +o Mixico
<kiwiman> Three times the power!
<kiwiman> And fuck. |
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<MidWay> Sounds like me writing a page that had the WinXP logout exploit..
<MidWay> Friend set it to his desktop before I'd added it (It did actually have content)
<MidWay> So the next time he logged in and it updated, boom, it logged him out.
<MidWay> Problem was, he only had the one account on the machine :P |
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<pc> eating + mircing
<pc> screams "i'm a fat loser"
<lfadk> but we all knew that |
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<WitChie> gary i forgot to ask you how was amsterdam?
<daimonic> Ah twas brilliant :)
<daimonic> Well we were wasted for a lot of the time ;)
<daimonic> I nearly got run over by a tram a couple times
<daimonic> They just come flying out of nowhere!
<daimonic> Then it dawned on us after walking about 10 miles on friday ... why dont we USE the trams?? |
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<Tellah> Ok who is the lamer who thinketh they can be more 1337 then I and hack my com?? Cause your IP 244.688.994 has been caught and you are now SHIATED..Don't be shy..If you pm me I will not retaliate..I may even give you pointers.. |
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<alseen> researchers say you should be "breast aware"
<alseen> The researchers were also able to pinpoint the funniest moment of the
year. People found the jokes funniest at 6.03pm on October 7
<alseen> um, two different studies |
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<burrito> lol ya
<burrito> who the hell is burrito?
<burrito> oh shit
<burrito> nm
<veet|z0r> LOL
<BBQ_69> fool
<veet|z0r> You suck :D |
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* Inferno has joined #Depressed
<Inferno> fuck i hate thos faggots, all walkin down the street together
<Inferno> and holdin hands an shit
<Inferno> its fucken sick
<Inferno> fuck what i wouldnt give for some head right now
<Inferno> i wonder if my flatmate will oblige :)
<nerfBoy> is she hot?
<Inferno> he and yeah he is alright
<Iverson> WTF?! i thought you were homophobic
<Inferno> whats that?
<Iverson> you hate gays..
<Inferno> yeah i do..
<Iverson> you want ur MALE flatmate to give you head..
<Inferno> yeah and? fags only do anal..
<Iverson> im not touching your issues with a 40 foot pole. |
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<goo_> 4 steps to a happy marriage...
<goo_> 1. It is important to find a man that cooks and cleans.
<goo_> 2. It is important to find a man that makes good money.
<goo_> 3. It is important to find a man that likes to have great sex.
<goo_> 4. It is very, very, very important that these three men never meet. |
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<Anapaest> raping a brain-eating zombie..
<Anapaest> yummie
<Insp-Kamiz-> ahaha
<Insp-Kamiz-> they have lots of holes in them :D
<Insp-Kamiz-> like.. gangbang from 20different angels
<Insp-Kamiz-> CRAP, bad typo... angles |
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* stupidMM shoots Sio in the face
* Sio pulls out his awp - scopes twice - pulls the trigger and head shots stupidMM
<stupidMM> hrm. not bad with someone who just got shot in the face |
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<hodb> .
<Hydr> ..
<hodb> ...
<Riku> ....
<Hydr> ...
<Riku> ..
<Hydr> .
<Riku> IRC is art. |
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<PuffinFreshWog> i want my case
<PuffinFreshWog> and electric blue uv paint
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv tubing
<PuffinFreshWog> and blue led fan
<PuffinFreshWog> and uv cathode
<PuffinFreshWog> and a penis
<PuffinFreshWog> oops
<PuffinFreshWog> ummm
<PuffinFreshWog> quick, b4 you read !!!
<PuffinFreshWog> type /clear |
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<Fluffball> f*ck*ng linux
<D-BOY> Yes, I enjoy fixing linux too
<D-BOY> fucking it never worked out to well. Those hole in the middle of a cd just aren't big enough...
<CommanderStab> Bah. It's not the size that matters =D
<D-BOY> Size matters when the hole is too damn small
<D-BOY> flesh stretches
<D-BOY> plastic doesn't
<CommanderStab> SHOWS WHAT KIND OF PLASTIC YOU'VE BEEN USING |
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<class> i dont like standing for long periods of time either
<class> its exhausting |
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<RedHart> apparently an african-american waitress went ballistic when overhearing some people who just competed at a local dogshow proclaim "That black bitch was the ugliest I've seen all day" (referring of course to a cocker spaniel female who beat their dog that day) |
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<Smackman> I need faster and larger HD
<Rathen|Ratbot> I need faster and harder SL..
<Smackman> SL?
<Rathen|Ratbot> Sex life
<Rathen|Ratbot> lol :D
<Rathen|Ratbot> Just kidding
<Rathen|Ratbot> I only make love to my hand |
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<loke> damn it youre right
<uXs> off course i am
<loke> no you're belgian |
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<Edventure> i don't like winamp 3
<DrPoole> never upgrade
<DrPoole> i use winamp 0.00001
<DrPoole> it's just a "Play" button |
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<Zug> Veronika: come give me head, plz
<Zug> I'm cute and single.
<Veronika9> Zug: go to hell
<Veronika9> I only give head if there is something in it for me!
<Zug> I'll talk dirty to you while you're doing it.
<Zug> how's that. |
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<dave> i hit my dick on the sink the other day and it made a weird sound so i had to do it again
<dave> (don't tell tj i said that)
<dave> (we share a sink) |
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<Trivia>u00a0 011.1753. What is measured on the Cephalic Index?
<Trivia>u00a0 1st Hint: ***** ****u00a0u00a0 Question Value : 12 Points
<Olmec> penis size |
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<[e]-Punk> hang on my room is on fire
<[e]-Punk> brb |
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<trunck> i miss the times when i had my 2 dumps
<trunck> didn't need to go anywhere
<trunck> had everything in 2 ftps
<trunck> 100+k
<trunck> download
<trunck> now i suck
* Nec unzips his pants
<Nec> go ahead |
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[robbie-a] svcds? arent those dvds
[robbie-a] and you need a dvd burner |
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*** Thraken has quit IRC (Quit: When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'.) |
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<Frightener> anyone else have a problem with their balls getting out of alignment? |
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<+miz-> You need to STFU, aural!
<+miz-> :o
<@Aural-Fixation> stick your cock in my mouth, I'd gladly shut up for that
<+Apocalipstick> O_O
<@Aural-Fixation> hahaha
<@Aural-Fixation> why, do you have aids?
<@sasseriansection> worse
<@sasseriansection> he's got SmallCox |
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