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[^Neon^]: what windows are u running?
[AtomicFox]: now? just MiRc
[^Neon^]: windows
[^Neon^]: windows 95 98 me 2000 xp ? |
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Quote: 37091; Rating: 38; [+|-]
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<sico> arsa you need to strat jIRCing
<sico> i.e. jerking and IRCing at the same time |
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Quote: 37093; Rating: 220; [+|-]
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<Hellfire_> There's been a dramatic upswing in tards misnaming stuff lately on p2p nets. It could just be WinMX though...
<Cornjob7> I tryed downloading Blade II and got Orange County.
<Cornjob7> The irony is that Orange county was better. |
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Quote: 37095; Rating: -25; [+|-]
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<robbie-a> you people must talk in here when its like dark for me...
<timmo> if youre asking me, then its been pretty entertaining since ive been mocking you
<timmo> ya because america is like 10hrs behind canada
<timmo> so when its dark there
<timmo> its light here
(sarcasum) |
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Quote: 37097; Rating: -5; [+|-]
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<scabb> Sweden = Porn
<scabb> Belgium = Chocolate
<Squinky> I thought Switzerland was chocolate
<scabb> Denmark = Bacon
<scabb> France = Frogs
<scabb> Germany = Sausages / Nazis
<scabb> Switzerland = Cheese
<Psitron> Holland = Gardening |
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Quote: 37101; Rating: 265; [+|-]
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<Sumez> Eminem has really deep lyrics
<Sumez> and amazing well written sohpisticated jokes
<Sumez> like "you fag blow me" |
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<dra-> hey shit eaters
<insta> penis up in your face
<insta> smacking your face
<insta> you love it
<dra-> ATTN GHEY NIGGERS
<dra-> uh
<insta> that picture was hilarious
<dra-> uh sure
<insta> it's nasty as hell but it doesn't bother me
<insta> some people just aren't secure in their sexuality
<dra-> i just promptly close
<Minion> After reviewing the last 10 or 12 lines typed I've come to the conclusion that this channel is the intellectual center of the universe. |
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Quote: 37109; Rating: 56; [+|-]
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* time stamps have been retained to aid in the understanding and comedy of the quote...
[18:23:03] *** NoneX ([email protected]) has joined channel #php
[18:23:05] <greg_oc> Channel Warning: NoneX detected in #kiddiesex
[18:23:10] *** NoneX has left #php |
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SonOfSam032: midgets get into disney land for free
SonOfSam032: they have to be leashed though |
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Quote: 37125; Rating: 232; [+|-]
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<PirateKing> The ultimate girl is any girl who will have sex with me.
<Jim`> I wouldn't call a prostitute the ultimate girl. |
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Quote: 37127; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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Technogen: weird, my VCR just lost power for no reason...
Technogen: damn ghosts keep turning things off in my house.
Technogen: last thing they turned off was my sex life... |
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Quote: 37128; Rating: 318; [+|-]
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<coppo> what are methods of assuming someone's identity? Just curi...no, actually I plan to rip people off. |
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Quote: 37130; Rating: 728; [+|-]
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striker gossips: Lol. My girlfriend just called me and wanted to hang out
striker gossips: I told her i couldn't, because my character died and i had to get his stuff back
striker gossips: wanna hear the funny thing?
striker gossips: it didn't really die.
ivan gossips: lol, you're a f'ing loser. |
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Quote: 37131; Rating: 323; [+|-]
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<Joe-> put
<Joe-> cant u do
<Joe-> if like
<Joe-> it
<Joe-> joins
<Joe-> any proxy
<Phunk> cant
<Phunk> you put
<Phunk> your shit
<Phunk> on
<Phunk> one line
<Phunk> ? |
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Quote: 37132; Rating: 379; [+|-]
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<Troll> Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken
<poppyq> or you could just look at porn |
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Quote: 37136; Rating: 408; [+|-]
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<bloop> that's a moot point
<SLing> your mom's a moot point
<bloop> you're cats a moot point
<SLing> your spelling is a mott point
<SLing> ...damn |
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Quote: 37138; Rating: 357; [+|-]
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<darkrift> 10 bucks I'm gonna be the only one wearing hobbit ears and strapped with my ork sword at lord of the rings 2.
<Cano> and u'll get beat down
<darkrift> uhm no
<darkrift> hello
<darkrift> ork detecing sword. |
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Quote: 37139; Rating: 129; [+|-]
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<Bandit-> you guys are idiots >_< - what i said is true
<Bandit-> the difference in modems now is negligable
<Arcuivie> negligable? is that even a word?
<Bandit-> actually yes |
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Quote: 37143; Rating: 576; [+|-]
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ianepson: heh one time i was camping up in the mountains and there were these wierd sounds
ianepson: and i had my guitar with me......
ianepson: somthing compelled me to play the theme to deliverance
Metal Mantis X: lol
Metal Mantis X: lmfao
ianepson: i half expected some guy to come out of the trees and make me squeel like a piggai
Metal Mantis X: lol
ianepson: my dad comes out and is like wtf are you doin? ur gonna get us all raped.
ianepson: sure enough these dudes come rollin by in a van honkin the horn.... wavin and hollerin.....
ianepson: SQEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLL
ianepson: lol then we ended up jammin and this dude was askin me to play Nirvana
Metal Mantis X: heh good thing you didn't play "Rape Me" |
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Quote: 37144; Rating: 217; [+|-]
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<[SA]Jibaku> Guys, by what voodoo does ikaruga compress to a scant 17 megabytes?
<HentaiTentacleDemon> The good voodoo
<[SA]MofoTPG> The magic of "incomplete download"? |
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Quote: 37146; Rating: 575; [+|-]
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<Threeboy> !down
* ChanServ sets mode: -o Threeboy
<Threeboy> !up
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Threeboy
<tKE> !up!up!dn!dn!lt!rt!lt!lt!B!A!B!A!Select!Start
<tKE> damn, I want my 30 lives |
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Quote: 37150; Rating: 587; [+|-]
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<kw> heh, got woken up with a blowjob to day.. thats a seriously nice way to wake up
<Nathan> heh
<Nathan> you sleeping at your parents again? |
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Quote: 37152; Rating: 417; [+|-]
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<LordArgent> I see an iMac and I want it painted black, no colors anymore I want them to turn black.
<LordArgent> It's not a real computer, you have to face the facts. When you're on a Macintosh, your soul has turned to black. |
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Quote: 37153; Rating: 310; [+|-]
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<Ashe3> Some dumbass at work covered his computer in magnets
<PlatinumDragon> ha ha
<PlatinumDragon> no shit?
<Ashe3> yeah
<Ashe3> bunch of smily face magnets
<BosTony> Ashe: Some idiot put a plant on top of his.. and used to water it.
<Ashe3> lol
<BosTony> I told him not to call me with problems... EVER. |
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<saxxonpike> The goal of war is not to die for your country, it's to make the other bastard die for his |
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Quote: 37162; Rating: 471; [+|-]
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* Quits: zytel ([email protected]) (Quit: You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.) |
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Quote: 37167; Rating: 206; [+|-]
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<Donut> Water Block Round-Up : 19 of the biggest baddest water blocks rounded up and tested, just for you guys out there that like your action wet and heavily overclocked.
<Donut> FREUD IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE |
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Quote: 37187; Rating: 215; [+|-]
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<richmond> you'll be marching in the band, won't you?
<richmond> some little shit threw a piece of candy at me last year while i was marching
<richmond> smacked me in the side of the head
<richmond> ...i've been hooked on ddr ever since |
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Quote: 37191; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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<goober> Man, my wrist hurts
<flatu_Lance> Start using your other arm.
<goober> What are you sayin', that I beat off too much?
<flatu_Lance> Hey, I'm just saying when you use the other arm it's like a stranger's doing it, and it gives your regular arm a rest. |
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Quote: 37208; Rating: 503; [+|-]
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<Mr_E> kazaa lite's a little better... I get a good 30 seconds of downloading before it crashes
<Mr_E> regular kazaa crashes on start up
<Mr_E> I need like, kazaa-uber-lite
<Mr_E> if there was such thing
<Mr_E> maybe I'd get a whole file done then
<w|zzy> it is your celery
<Mr_E> excuse me?
<logicalentity> hehe
<logicalentity> NOW THATS TECH SUPPORT |
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Quote: 37212; Rating: 210; [+|-]
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<wox> VB is meant to be drunk not coded |
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Quote: 37216; Rating: -54; [+|-]
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* Some_Legend_Effort runs his tongue over your pussy lips again, my thumb massaging your clit
<Some_Legend_Effort> before my tongue thrusts in and out, going at a faster and faster pace
<Some_Legend_Effort> tell me when you want my cock inside you
<Some_Legend_Effort> before i get lock jaw
<lustychick> put it in and tell me what you are doing
<Some_Legend_Effort> open your pussy for me first
<lustychick> ok i opening it for you
<Some_Legend_Effort> open that pussy up and put a "be back in 5min sign" cos here comes daddy
<lustychick> ok |
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Quote: 37221; Rating: 777; [+|-]
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<Ravage> anyone here have a computer? |
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Quote: 37222; Rating: 401; [+|-]
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<Myrmidon> Why do Windows have a feature called Sticky Keys when I can do it myself ? |
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<ozsphere> I would like to say that im on windows not on redhat...reason i said i was in redH. cause I thought everyone that was leet was on linux or unix so to fit in I had to lie...sorry.. |
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Quote: 37236; Rating: 38; [+|-]
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* @Cryogen jumps up and down
<@[4K^Got|AW]> I'm putting it in and stuff
<@[4K^Got|AW]> it's coming VERY soon |
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Quote: 37243; Rating: 264; [+|-]
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<Xoap> HAHAHHA MAONTH YOU ARE HETEROSEXUAL
<Maonth> whatever |
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Quote: 37245; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<Toke> ralhpis's little brother wanted to packet fraggle once
<Toke> and asked for his ip
<Toke> so fraggle gave him own ip and he packeted himself |
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Quote: 37246; Rating: 306; [+|-]
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<Toke> I remember that time i was talking to mod on ICQ
<Toke> and she was telling me about how you guys confiscated your sons marijuana
<Toke> and she turned around and saw you rollin up a joint
<fodders_DS> i had to burn the evidence |
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Quote: 37248; Rating: 103; [+|-]
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<deathwarrior> time out baron
*** SignOff Baron: #doomino (Ping timeout for Baron[h24-66-172-59.du.shawcable.net]) |
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Quote: 37251; Rating: 487; [+|-]
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<ZarcyB> i had a dream about irc last night :/
<ZarcyB> in my dream, everyone hated me
<fraggle> it wasnt a dream |
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The Mirror> Imagine all the feminist groups being up in arms when they're told to read the man pages. |
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Quote: 37267; Rating: 445; [+|-]
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<Hurricane_Hasney> fuck... that was not good
<Hurricane_Hasney> I put on winamp and added my MP3 directory
<ragnarok2040> O_O, winamp3
<Hurricane_Hasney> Forgetting that it has porn videos in it
<ragnarok2040> heh
<Hurricane_Hasney> I had ePSXe running as well full screen so there I am chatting away to my mum and playing Tekken
<Hurricane_Hasney> One of my songs finish and all you hear is "Uh, uh, mmm, right there"
<ragnarok2040> LMAO
<Hurricane_Hasney> so a quick stab of the reset button was inorder |
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Quote: 37273; Rating: -179; [+|-]
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<]S[John> why is cum white
<]S[John> wonder if nigger cum is black
<DARK-Lancelot> AFTER THAT
<DARK-Lancelot> cum is white because its perfect, like the white race :-)
<]S[Arkfear> HAHAHA john its not, ive sucked numerous black cocks in my time |
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<Drak`> if i killed myself over a bitch, i would commit suicide |
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<chr15tpunch3r> man, i just saw my dad buttering up a potato and i laughed because for some reason i thought of him shoving it up my step moms ass |
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Quote: 37279; Rating: 414; [+|-]
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<]S[fuze> well i just got home from my interview
<]S[fuze> i hate this shit like i rip off my tie and my dress shirt and slacks and expect like hot sex like those damn soap operas but i get IRC and DRAK
<Drak`> :( |
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Quote: 37284; Rating: 371; [+|-]
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<Drak> i rolled out of bed, and before my feet hit the ground, my finger hit my power-on |
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<Lord-Lard-Arse> instead of people acting out historic battles, in a few hundred years time we'll all be acting out CS matches to our children |
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