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<slackor> maybe, send me your pic first. last person i met off the net turned out to be 12 FBI agents
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<MaDCoW> verdana is the best font ever
<Threeboy> its allright.
<Threeboy> for a web font.
<MaDCoW> well yea
<Threeboy> when it gets big it gets ugly.
<Threeboy> like a woman.
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<dOink> brb gotta drop the kids off at the pool
<dOink> i mean... i gotta shit
dOink ([email protected]) is now known as dOi[fOOd]
<logicalentity> wtf?!
<logicalentity> food?!
<logicalentity> I thought...
* logicalentity runs away screaming
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< dev> it's getting so bash.org is better to read than irc
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<road_over> some one is hacking me
<road_over> help
<@InvadeR> hacking you how..
<road_over> the lights on my modem are always flashing
<road_over> is this normal?
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Quote: 36518; Rating: 387; [+|-]
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<qtpielucy2002> what country do ducth people live
<udderbalm> dutchovia.
<qtpielucy2002> really?
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Quote: 36522; Rating: 254; [+|-]
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<Diablo-D3> I think I will go to bed
<Diablo-D3> Nothing else to do anymore but sleep
<Diablo-D3> besides working on software
* Diablo-D3 hates working on software, anyhow
* Diablo-D3 sighs
(---about 10 minutes pause---)
<Diablo-D3> yay, everyone ignores me
<RichiH> you are sleeping
<RichiH> you don't exist any more
<RichiH> you just dream that you are in front of your box and irc
<RichiH> in truth you are being raped by giant snails
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Quote: 36523; Rating: 5; [+|-]
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* Topic is '#studio64: Sex. Angst. Hate. Idiocy. Socio-theological Debate. || <Sigma> topic change please || <Sigma> I'm a big homo. <Sigma> Please stick something large and meaty in my poophole. || <Sigma> Thanks'
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Quote: 36528; Rating: 175; [+|-]
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<Karyon> [12:10] * Quits: RainyDay (Will you remember my ass or my brain? :))
<Karyon> WELL THEY BOTH GOT A LARGE HOLE IN THEM, AND ARE BOTH FULL OF SHIT!!!!!!!!
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Quote: 36530; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<The-Dude> I heard it involves placing a toilet paper tube up there and letting a hampster crawl in....then pull out the tube, leaving the hampster in there......
<Kanush> that is disgusting.......yet intriguining "
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<fadingboy> hmm, it just happened to come on the radio here that actress Cameron Diaz just gave up pork, having heard that a pig has the mental capacity of a three year old kid
<BlinkingBear[dishes]> cameron diaz has the mental capacity of a three year old
<flawd_> are you saying she's a pig BB?
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Quote: 36538; Rating: 112; [+|-]
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<fizzie> like there was this one day I took three grams of sugar and few litres of coke and some assorted lego mindstorm bits and made sense out of them
<DiamonDie> fizzie: i read "and i snorted lego mindstorm bits"
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<DiamonDie> dutch people can't be named ben.
<bool> DiamonDie, why not?
<DiamonDie> because they can't!
<bool> they did!
<bool> even a mobile phone company is called Ben
<DiamonDie> so you're a mobile phone, too?
<DiamonDie> it would be quite odd to be a mobile phone. you'd get fingered all the time.
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<Thermo-nC-> Why do newbies use X in thier names ?
<-=X=-> I'm nota n00b you fucking mofo fucker!
<Thermo-nC-> I rest my case ;E
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Quote: 36545; Rating: 683; [+|-]
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* Upth tries to figure out why his dog smells like fish.
<Charion> do you have a teenage sister?
<Upth> nope
<Charion> ok no idea then
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<@Porn-Star> do u reckon really geeky Klingons learn english?
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Quote: 36551; Rating: 96; [+|-]
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<deathz0r> i was setting up opengl drivers
<deathz0r> and it took me 2 days to get them working
<QuiKsiLvA> kool
<QuiKsiLvA> what does it do?
<deathz0r> ...
<QuiKsiLvA> is that were ppl d/l stuff of u or what
<QuiKsiLvA> tell me!
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<smarti> hi
<smarti> im 18m from sydney
<smarti> australia
<smarti> any one to chat
<smarti> msg me
<Beerman> as opposed to sydney new zealand
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Quote: 36557; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<ljlane> I need to do a non-greedy scan on a few gigs of data for a pattern containing hex and some text. Ideas?
<RichiH> ljlane: suicide?
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Quote: 36560; Rating: 517; [+|-]
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<Toad> I remember my brother's 21st. It was in a university hall and all I remember was eating a lot of asparagus.
<Toad> And speeches about people with briefcases.
<Chris_A> Toad, I think that was possibly a board meeting.
<Toad> It might've been!
<Chris_A> Did you come out with a slice of cake, or documents detailing the fiscal productivity of the 1998 year-end?
<Toad> This joke is now stale.
<NapkinEater> like the cake
<Chris_A> Like the c-- bugger.
<NuttO> Was the cake stale-- FUCK.
<Chris_A> There are no original quips left in this universe, we must recolonise immediately.
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Quote: 36563; Rating: 131; [+|-]
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<RichiH> warthawg: define "date"
<RichiH> relatives dount count, btw
<warthawg> hmmm define a date
<warthawg> "a social event with a member of the attractive gender" no close relatives accepted, however second cousins approved after dna sampling
<RichiH> heh
<RichiH> warthawg: so.. what gender IS attractive?
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Quote: 36567; Rating: 1321; [+|-]
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*** KronicD ([email protected]) Quit (Exit: Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad......or maybe my older brother john. Or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's john.)
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<KaMiKrAe-Z> hahah you zoomed in on a babies nads
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<x-spirit> in an hour or so I am going offline for the evening
<T_B2k> k :(
<x-spirit> why that sad mouth mate ! =)
<T_B2k> because he's just had surgical facelifts & it's not currently physically possible for him to smile :( (That was a smile)
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<bb> Don't spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy-five cents.
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<NuttO> I feel bad whenever I run a search on my nick.
<NuttO> The fact that I feel bad that I'm not on a database of IRC quotes makes me feel worse.
<NuttO> It's a downward spiral.
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Quote: 36584; Rating: 19; [+|-]
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<RexExitium> "I miss you, Luke."
<RexExitium> "I miss you too, Amidala."
<Tenek> luke?
<LordChaos-AFK> lol
<Relnereth> Luke and amidala?
<RexExitium> "I love you very much, Amidala. I cannot live without you. Not one second. Not one second."
<Tenek> Anakin, Rex.
<Sir_silver> HOO HA
<Relnereth> incest!!
<RexExitium> "I feel the same way about you, Anakin."
<RexExitium> haha oops.
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Quote: 36587; Rating: 132; [+|-]
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[@agg]: fs
[@agg]: i was trying to turn on my stereo
[@agg]: for about 5 mins
[@agg]: with my tv remote
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<Boogaleeboo> You can't rape inanimate objects
<Boogaleeboo> like I can't go "I'm fucking rapping this water bottle!"
<Boogaleeboo> Or "Mmmmm, you fucking bitch you don't want my cock, do you sports radio?"
<Boogaleeboo> Doesn't work
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<monoxyde`> damn, irc is full of idiots
<toothpik> whos irc?
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<CrdStang> the only good thing the french ever did was two chicks at one time
<pagan> true dat CrdStang
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(TheOne) I wanna help at #nohacks
(@Matt) take the test, answer one question and you can get in
(@Matt) echo the time in red
(TheOne) .//echo -a $chr(3) $+ 4 $time
(TheOne) omg, so hard, i had to look at the help files </sarc>
(@Matt) its wrong
(TheOne) i think you will find its right
(@Matt) NO .. I R LEET SCRIPTER NOOB .. I WOULD KNOW
(@Matt) -noob
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<Abbadaba> Client just came and filled out our forms before her appointment.
<Abbadaba> Was looking them over to make sure she filled in everything properly.
<Abbadaba> Reason for visit: "I think I'm going nuts."
<Abbadaba> Occupation: "Postal Service."
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<Lilmuckers> ever had a wank in school where it hits the blackboard?
<ibor132> i hate those
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<NapkinEater> I hate when I forget what I was going to do in the time it takes me to move my mouse and click on the IE button.
<Soundwave> same
<NapkinEater> if I was home, I'd just settle for google'ing "<ACTRESS NAME> nude"
<NapkinEater> work sucks
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Quote: 36611; Rating: 513; [+|-]
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<dolbe> blll you really are such a loser
<blll> dolbe, that's like a quadrapelegic telling me I walk funny
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<Ishtardances> See why dont guys have to prove they are "male" on the internet?
<Slapahoewitapaperbag> because guys dominate the chatrooms
<Ishtardances> oh....I just figured they would be intimidated by my large cock.
<slapahoewitapaperbag>...you are that same girl I just cybered with right?
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Quote: 36615; Rating: 230; [+|-]
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<Auz> try my new script trigger !donothing
<AC|Malaki> lol
<AC|Malaki> !donothing
<Guildenstern> hehe
<AC|Malaki> ..
<AC|Malaki> hrm
<Guildenstern> hehehee
<beans> dumbass
<AC|Malaki> it not working..
<AC|Malaki> OI!
<AC|Malaki> git!
<AC|Malaki> =(
<beans> LOL
<beans> QUOTE!
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<daenonon^II> lol
<daenonon^II> i got pr0n downloading on limewire when this pop up ad comes up
<daenonon^II> about some kind of pyramid scam
<daenonon^II> and somehow the search results window of limewire didn't get covered by the testimonials of the pop up
<daenonon^II> "as a single mom, i like how hardcore fucking gets xtreme!!"
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Quote: 36621; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<m2-Cruiser> i gotta big fat dick for your mother fuckin mouth
<asmodius> :x
<m2-Cruiser> :o
<asmodius> :x
<moof> like this one? www.tnww.net/it/dick.jpg
<m2-Cruiser> not a valid url
<asmodius> omg you clicked on it
<moof> wtf you sick fuck.. you wanna see dick?
<asmodius> feg
<asmodius> :(
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Quote: 36622; Rating: -113; [+|-]
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<+timmo> i uploaded 146mb yesterday
<+RushMore> i have downloaded 1,174.19mb in 1day 4hours
<+Kuro_> that's 1.68kbps, timmo
<+Kuro_> for 24 hours
<+Kuro_> not too fast, but persistent like a nigger trying to get out of a well
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<jessepence> :-d
<jessepence> look I can lick my nose
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<+RushMore> got shouted at today... too hairy
<@chikster> no beards at school?
<+RushMore> no beards
<@chikster> gayness to the extreme
<+RushMore> This is a catholic grammar school
<+RushMore> run by nuns
<+RushMore> arent allowed long hair either
<@chikster> a catholic school what the fuck? jesus had a beard why cant you
<@chikster> he had long hair too
<@chikster> thats stupid as hell if jesus can you can i say
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<[C-22]Octal> one word duck tape!
<[C-22]Octal> well 2
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<@PrincessEvil2> <high school student> omg cleavage! i have never seen that before! usually the porn on my computer has chicks completely naked
<@Vekt0r-X> guess what i got in my hand right now?
<@PrincessEvil2> dont ask that right after i mention porn
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Quote: 36635; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<Inferi0r> sean, hrm, i cant buy "getting laid" on ebay
<Sean> "your search for 'getting laid' returned 0 results, please check later
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Quote: 36636; Rating: 138; [+|-]
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<Casper> Thursday I think I may steal the camaro and go get my haircut.
<Phucker> Is it a mullet?
<Casper> My brother's camaro is awesome.
<Phucker> For a second there I thought 'camaro' said 'mullet'
<Phucker> I don't think the two terms can be seperated
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<iggz[work]> Indeed.
<iggz[work]> mav you might like this
<iggz[work]> http://sexyclube.uol.com.br/premium/galeria/edicao260/modelo01_foto01.jpg?modelo01_foto22.jpg
<iggz[work]> http://asia.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/09/20/offbeat.sharks.virginbirth.reut/
<iggz[work]> no
<iggz[work]> fuck
<iggz[work]> not that
<iggz[work]> the second one
<iggz[work]> anyone who says anything dies
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<MacGunner> were learning about the holocust for the 100th time, so my history teacher, takes us all and makes us stand in the corner to make it feel like a train car
<MacGunner> ANND
<MacGunner> since its suppose to smell bad he got some pizza spices from his kitchen and made us smell them
<Arkangel> that's ok in my computer graphics design class the teacher was teaching us about how to use symbol brushes so he got all the hot chicks in class to take off their clothes and kneel by the wall then he jacked off on them. man I tell you... it was pretty gay.
<MacGunner>...
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Quote: 36643; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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[18:17] * +SoberGuy smacks dalnet
[18:17] <+SoberGuy> stay together u humpty dumpty of networks
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