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Quote: 35458; Rating: 360; [+|-]
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<dinarchvs> man
<dinarchvs> i should buy condoms
<abraham> why?
<abraham> your hand have an STD?
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Quote: 35460; Rating: 229; [+|-]
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<DrNick668> the guy that used to live at my house is subscribed to the far eastern economic review and he didn't get it forwarded to his new adress
<DrNick668> i like gettin free stuff, but couldn't he be a pervert instead of an investor?
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Quote: 35467; Rating: 317; [+|-]
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MysteriousPepit0: if you were an animal
MysteriousPepit0: what would you be?
InMediasRes1111: horny
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Quote: 35479; Rating: 185; [+|-]
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(sorry about the timestamps... they're required for appreciation of the quote.)
[22:07] * JeremiahSmith falls down and dies.
[22:12] <Howard> Let's not all rush him to the cryokit at once...
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Quote: 35482; Rating: 625; [+|-]
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*** Z is now known as Zfuckinherself
<Zfuckinherself> brb
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> hmm
<Fr0gFucknBwanasMom> either she's masturbating, or signing up for a Capital One Visa card
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Quote: 35483; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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<nzc> mmmmm
<nzc> Speak n Spall.
<nzc> (i never owned one, by the way.)
<drwiii> obviously not.
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Quote: 35494; Rating: 209; [+|-]
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Mike: you don't need anything to score in college
Mike: it's like wandering around in a dark forest
Mike: eventually you hit a tree.
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Quote: 35521; Rating: 559; [+|-]
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<_sho_> Did you hear about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?
<RichiH> _sho_: that was so bad, it hurt
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Quote: 35522; Rating: 741; [+|-]
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<_rm> xp is great
<_rm> better than fucking me or 98
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Quote: 35524; Rating: 99; [+|-]
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<ToddBored> FF11 is gonna suck, its gonna be MMORPG but on PS2
<ToddBored> will kill the whole fantasy part of the series, cuz there will be idiots in it
<ToddBored> naming themselves kewldude, and kingpimpmaster
<ToddBored> i dunno why they did it...
<ToddBored> im serious dude
<ToddBored> its not gonna have a story line to get into
<ToddBored> cuz all youre gonna hear is Lololo!!L!11 j000 got owned
<ToddBored> i roxx at FF11
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Quote: 35566; Rating: 202; [+|-]
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<eyesore> the most mmorpg im looking forward to is SWG
<milk> so you can be a loser in a galaxy far far away?
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Quote: 35567; Rating: 440; [+|-]
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<kisa> GET DRESSES, WE'RE LEAVING IN 2 MINUTES!!!
<Stalker> WHERE are you going?
<kisa> DRESSED, DRESSED DAMMIT!
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Quote: 35578; Rating: 140; [+|-]
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<Ice_raven> two reasons to like ICQ
<Ice_raven> 1. it's fucking eleet when you have a bot named Erica make pseudo-cyber-sex with you
<Ice_raven> 2. when you get messages like [@#$]S?dl?nder (8:44 PM) are you from afganistan
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Quote: 35602; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<timmo> as soon as i think people might not be retarded
<timmo> everyone goes and fucks up my faith in people
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Quote: 35634; Rating: 1196; [+|-]
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<WillaCuz> everyone that rides in my car says 'i feel lik im in the batmobile'
<pagan> thats cuz you wear that fucking rediculouse outfit
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Quote: 35672; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<@mewse> fraggle have you done nfs
<@fraggle> no
<@fraggle> is it a good high
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Quote: 35712; Rating: 362; [+|-]
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<l0g1c> Does giving handjobs make you go blind??
<ApOkAliPs> well...depends where you aim it...
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Quote: 35720; Rating: 523; [+|-]
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[+Duds] brb phonesex
[+Duds] well not really
[+Duds] depends who answers i suppose
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Quote: 35729; Rating: 115; [+|-]
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<Hugo> BRB.. Grilling some butterflies.
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Quote: 35743; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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<LemonTea> i have no desire to see a real person nude
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Quote: 35746; Rating: 606; [+|-]
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<GoteN80> the headline in the paper tonight
<GoteN80> Suicidal twin kills sister by mistake!
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Quote: 35748; Rating: 304; [+|-]
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<ESPzetec> maybe you were swapped at birth?
<zeen> maybe your mom had an abortion but you wouldn't die
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Quote: 35754; Rating: 173; [+|-]
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<usunoro> it's not small it's just more efficient
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Quote: 35756; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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<Andy> sorry about leaving abruptly before :) the ice cream van went past the house and then the power went out :)
<speice> what the Ice-cream van took out the power line??
<UFO6> nah, the rush of overweight kids to the van?
<Andy> Hehe ;)
<UFO6> i saw a kid put a dent into a car from running into it once...
<UFO6> man, you would think his head was rubber from the way he bounced off.
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Quote: 35761; Rating: 1227; [+|-]
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<+starry_eyed_surprise> why do girls have to have a pic to be proven female??
<@Storm_Queen> Because this is the internet.
<@Storm_Queen> Unless proven otherwise, you are a 50yr old man with a bucket of KFC in one hand and your penis in the other.
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Quote: 35763; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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<[DI]Indefinate> lan party = lots of pr0n = full hdd = fucked computer = no pr0n to watch = disaster!
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Quote: 35764; Rating: 227; [+|-]
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<Celestar> They have found an enourmous security hole in Microsofts VPN implementation on all Win2000 and WinXP versions
<RichiH> Celestar: did they have enough free space on the bug list to add it?
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Quote: 35765; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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<Jedisar> Moleculor: Now you see the world through my eyes.
<Moleculor> No. Because that would leave two gaping holes in your head.
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Quote: 35818; Rating: 622; [+|-]
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<Sean> hehe my history teacher has an iraqi which he nicked from a tank in iraq
<Sean> which is quite cool
<eddy> just some random iraqi? :)
<Sean> ooops, an iraqi flag
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Quote: 35862; Rating: 1409; [+|-]
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<PovRayMan> Weee
<PovRayMan> some hot chicks asked if I wanted to go to the bar with them
<PovRayMan> and drink
<PovRayMan> and dance
<PovRayMan> i said no
<PovRayMan> because star trek is on
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Quote: 35884; Rating: 666; [+|-]
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<@FlatFace> dude, im fucked up. i got a cd case and i not only forgot what i was gonna get, but
<@FlatFace> .....
<@FlatFace> FUCK I FORGOT WHAT THE SECOND ONE WAS
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Quote: 35896; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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<Heather> penises are scary =/
<Kevyn> how so?
<Heather> they feel weird.
<Kevyn> how do they feel?
<Heather> like the rubber lizard in spencer's.
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Quote: 35905; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<b0at> <------------ FireHeart
<SeXaH> <------------------- Doesnt care
<pr0t0> <-- bonehead
<SeXaH> indeed ---^
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Quote: 35912; Rating: 199; [+|-]
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<[OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away]> Is Janet Reno your mother? Sister? Lover?
<Crimson_Dynamo> all of the above
* [OZ\Lt]TheGodOfDeath[Away] runs away screaming
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Quote: 35913; Rating: -6; [+|-]
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<eyesore> Now Link looks like a child molesters poster child
<Crimson_Dynamo> The new game will sell well if its target demographic is catholic preists
<eyesore> lol
<eyesore> ZING!
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Quote: 35916; Rating: 813; [+|-]
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<Crimson_Dynamo> If I were stranded on a desert isle, I think I would make a girl out of coconuts, but she'd probably just want to be friends
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Quote: 35923; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<CzarKhan> well I have like 20 pillows and two teddy-bears but it's really like alone
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Quote: 35930; Rating: 538; [+|-]
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<MystrsPP2> Happiness is like a pineapple
<MystrsPP2> it hurts you on the outside
<MystrsPP2> and is yellow on the inside
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Quote: 35936; Rating: 492; [+|-]
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<SageChris> and honestly, as amusing as the handicapped are, to make fun of them on the internet is just cold...
<street> they shouldnt have been criminals in their past lives
<SageChris> hahaha, thats the best excuse i've ever heard
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Quote: 35939; Rating: 94; [+|-]
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<Bubbs-> arg, too... much, garlic bread... breast, stinks
<Bubbs-> er...breath
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<DMAUL-agay> i was gonna watch slackers but im to lazy to put the cd in.
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<Arwen`> maybe she hates clubs because she's ugly.
<jasong> maybe she hates clubs because she's a seal
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<MyTh`snoogans> i told one of my teachers one time to stfu.. i said the letters.. he didnt know what it meant
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Quote: 35948; Rating: 157; [+|-]
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<CUI> On other hand, I figure that this will be a night to remember
<Psy_Duck> Hand is all you need
<Psy_Duck> :)))
<CUI> Hand is all I got =/
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Quote: 35955; Rating: 5971; [+|-]
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<EyesofPrisms> and ou are an uytter newb
<KC48348751> dude
<KC48348751> how did that y move over like 12 characters
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Quote: 36000; Rating: 189; [+|-]
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<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> ew
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> yoru dad ejaculates into my mouth
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> er.
<bR^QuAnTuM-tX-> your mouth*
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Quote: 36029; Rating: 512; [+|-]
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<[VU]JackFrost> ok, explain this... i make 10000 on 3dmark2001
<[VU]JackFrost> but i can't run half of my winamp visual thingys at full screen without jerking
<Modman> lol
<[VU]JackFrost> without the screen jerking, that is
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Quote: 36062; Rating: 1400; [+|-]
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<jeffrey> Starting from: 1 Penn Plaza, New York, NY 10119-0001
<jeffrey> Arriving at: 1535 Broadway, New York, NY 10036-4077
<jeffrey> Distance: 2835.0 miles Approximate Travel Time: 43 hours 36 mins
<jeffrey> GO GO MAPQUEST GO
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Quote: 36063; Rating: 92; [+|-]
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<lux> my dog walked in while i was stroking it
<lux> so i gave him a facial
<lux> =[
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Quote: 36088; Rating: 49; [+|-]
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<Vagabond_> you get hit with a dick when you goto mcdonalds?
<DrklrdBob> Usually.
<Robyn``> DrklrdBob: Yes, and you will even get a free toy.
<Vagabond_> is it a beefy dick?
<DrklrdBob> Is the toy safe for children 3 and under?
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