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<Mxeil> You have a g/f right
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: No.
<Mxeil> DK: How can I guy as intellectual as you not have a girl!
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Maybe because I have a boyfriend.
<Mxeil> DK: Your a girl?
<DakotaKid> Mxeil: Listen numbnut... I'm male. I have a boyfriend. Do I need to spell it out any clearer?
<Wrexen> dk I think you need to explain the whole 'plumbing' of having a boyfriend instead of a girlfriend
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<Mandingo> hi any females here?
<LameLLama> subtle, real subtle
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<www666> this is so cool I'm typing with Dragon NaturallySpeaking in mIrc
<www666> no more typing
<LameLLama> www: try "thlash exit"
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<www666> Hugh Masters
<www666> you basterdes
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* Solinus runs from ozak
<Ozak-shower> oh shit
* Ozak-shower is now known as Ozak-Clothed
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<angelB> shit
<angelB> drinking 2L of pepsi blue will FUCK YOU UP
<angelB> and not in any positive way
<angelB> it's like feeling sick after drinkin too much alc
<angelB> without the benefits of being drunk/not remembering it
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<Mek> my dad gets junkmail from all over the world
<Mek> hes had em from, belgium, france, austria, australia, Canada, America, Argentina, Russia and the Czech Republic
<Mek> and also Jamaica
<Paulio> its his mailorder bride catalogues
<Mek> you get them too??
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<TigerSun> check this out people, I saw someone's greet line on a bot today that
says "In God We Trust, everyone else get yourself an X.500 certificate"
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<Raenne> .. I'M ON BASH.ORG?!?!?
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<Spyro> Dude..
<Spyro> The other day, I was smoking some weed and got into the car to go and drop my sister off to the bus stop. I thought some prick stole my steering wheel....
<Spyro> But I was in the backseat
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<TigerSun> AsiaDoll: the only reason I'm not rich yet is because I refuse to earn on others' stupidity
<TigerSun> I believe stupidity should kill, not help others to get richer
<TigerSun> I'm highly ethical!
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<blitzoid> I just now realized what Token's name meant on South Park
<blitzoid> "Token... he's black. OOOOOHHH I GET IT. HAHAHAHAHAH THAT'S FUNNY. I'm stupid."
<blitzoid> Man... I feel like that one kid who got into pogs late, bought like 800 of them, and then people stopped playing a couple days later.
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<HandyMan> i didnt set tahat
<HandyMan> *say
<HandyMan> *that
<Hyperbyte> *I
<Hyperbyte> *didn't
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<ex-machina> aha! I just switched the britney case for the cracked alanis case! The angry canadian strikes again!
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<Roundhouse> Where can I get Java Virtual Machine? Microsoft is being bitches and I can no longer download it from their upgrade. Is there any place where I can get this at?
<Maniacal> sun just might have a website
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<@natclass> I smoke just so I can hang out with hot chicks
<@natclass> You don't actually have to smoke, just light up a butt and hold it
<@natclass> occasionally take a little puff
<@d13> i do lines so i can hang out with old hookers
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<freak> so whats the present? is it something with sailing?!
<freak> =)
<mango> no.....
<mango> it has to do with my mouth though
<freak> oh
<freak> whoa
<freak> like kissing?
<mango> ha ha
<mango> no
<mango> try me giving u head
<freak> AHHHHHHHH
<freak> YAAAAAAAAAAAY
<freak> really?
<mango> :-P
<freak> hahah
<mango> hell yea
<freak> better take out your microscope, cause remember im asian =)
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<Ud|AFK> red your so foreign it's amazing
<]KO[-RedWolf-|2-4|4-> k whats a foreign?
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<Sede> That's a big word.. does it mean 'blowjob'?
<Potato> I thought that was "affection".
<Nyphur> Affection, Blowjob, same thing, isn't it?
<Potato> That's how I was raised.
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<D4NG3R0U5> i swear to god my college is selling personal info to bookies or somethen
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you plan on living in the residence you've written above, for at least a year 1=yes 2=no |__|"
<R4V3N0U5 1> every college asks that
<D4NG3R0U5> "Would you say you're a fan of college sports, and are responsible when it comes to making bets 1=yes 2=no |__|"
<D4NG3R0U5> "Do you have a domestic animal that could be killed if you were to fail to pay a dept 1=yes 2=no |__|
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<Ed> P2 Celeron was good though, because it used the same slot as the P3.
<Mime> P3 has two different slots!
<Mime> I had a SNES game style P3, my mate had a flat one.
<Ed> Mime, that's a socket.
<waffle> Mime: you mean a slot and socket
<Mime> Yes, socket and slot.
<waffle> amd really loved the slot
<kawaii_kekekeke> I love that slot.
<Mime> I love your mom's slot
<waffle> your moms a slot
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<tak>: wanna play a game?
<krplunkr: like what
<tak> Pearl Harbor
<krplunkr> sounsd fun
<krplunkr> how do i play?
<tak> I lay there, and you blow the hell out of me
<krplunkr> wait
<krplunkr> im confused
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<Nikari[away]> OMG I GOT NEW SHOES
<Nikari[away]> YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
<Nikari[away]> TIME FOR DDR
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<Kitty> h1 u wnat 2 d8?
<tavaryn> no nall, you're too l8
<Kitty> :(
<Kitty> but it is r f8
<tavaryn> maybe you should w8
<tavaryn> because we just can't rel8
<Kitty> but we r old enuf 2 m8
<tavaryn> you can't put food on my pl8
<Kitty> but when im with u i feel gr8
<Kitty> i thought we were going fishing i already bought the b8
<tavaryn> maybe i should give you another chance with a clean sl8
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<ChRiS^HoWiE^GoNe> lol
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<BurningDog> dalnet 1 , weed 0
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<Minion> http://www.bash.org/?69
<hpv-send> lol
<Elm> please dont link to that site
<Minion> Why not
<Elm> some of the stuff on it is not really appropriate
<Minion> On bash.org??
<Brianthe> yeah
<Elm> yes
<Minion> It's all text, bleh
<Brianthe> alot of the quotes are pretty r-rated
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<Incubus> wanking in the shower has a drawback, now the rain makes me horny
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[+escobar] just found out my grandma watches porn
[+escobar] something is serious wrong in the world
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<@Deosyne> Yeah. I'm not admitting to anyone, especially my kid, that I stuck a vacuum in my ass
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< BD-Calvin> an iso in 10 minutes. vr00m
< SnowKrash> =)
< NeilOfDoom> BD-Calvin :: yeah, go easy on the kazaa pr0n
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<Upth> AvatarADV: Having scripts is an advantage over having to do it by ear.
<AvatarADV> Yeah, in the same way as having your -wife- gang-raped is an advantage because you don't have to impregnate her yourself, I guess...
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<PeteParker> Microsoft Bob is the default shell for Windows 2000.
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<Night> bitches fall for everything.
<CptPlanet> i know. dumb sluts.
<Night> it's genetic that they are cuter and stupider.
<CptPlanet> yeah. it's because cute smart chicks don't like to fuck, and dumb ugly chicks don't get hit on.
<CptPlanet> natural selection.
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<h3123t1c> we at IRC protection use AOL often
<h3123t1c> it more organized
<_Godless_> Of course, because .5k/s, constant drop-offs and and $24 for a sub$10 service is "organized"
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<boxed> "duh, do they have their own dollars in europe? I was to canada once, and they had their own dollars! can you believe that?"
<boxed> note that that's an actual quote from some people my dad met in the US once
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<kuruption> OMG I HATE LINUX USERS
<kuruption> this guys gave me a shell on his box
<kuruption> and vi is symlinked to pico!
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<Kaladam> I just heard somebody scream "WHAT THE FUCK" down the hall from me
<Kaladam> some dudes roommate jizzed on his face
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<DogWelder> Hrmmm... Norton says that I've contracted a virus, and should disable needle sharing. Is this bad?
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babaobuey: well, ok
babaobuey: that was like watching lemmings run off a cliff or something
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<Snow> Heard outside construction site on way to lunch:
<Snow> <sound that a nail gun makes> "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
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<ASk> ads make the baby jesus cry
<CitizenErased> PLAGIARISM
<ASk> You can't own baby jesus, he's under GPL
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<woz> wouldn't it be great if they renamed scotland - scatland
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<xeria> cd disretard what i just sent you
<xeria> disREGARD
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(@Klarth): Vapr is just out of tune
(@Klarth): The staff on his quarter note is too short
(Vapr): Your half note became a quarter note
(Vapr): after i cut it in half
(@Klarth): O_o
(@Klarth): And Ochanomizu is a whole note since she has no staff
(@Klarth): o_O
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<Delirium> AFK, tornado
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<RoboHak> I need a bigger lap, two laptops don't fit very well
<mynuts> "... and thats where human evolution turned south"
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<RQ> im gonan go in and tweak with it again
<RQ> gonna!
<ZephyrX> gonan
<RQ> hehe
<ZephyrX> the pre-pubescent barbarian
<RQ> LMAO
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<@Sicarius123> .::fnp[sleep]::. winzip can suck my balls
<+fnp[sleep]> Sicarius123, darn tootin
<Joelz> It can?
<Joelz> It should be called winunzip
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<NetherMagic> i always tape my screwed up CDs on the walls of my room, so when ppl walk by my house they'll go blind and get hit by a car
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<iretd> BTW, when you see 'TS' in a movie pr0n header, it stands for 'transexual' or 'transvestite'.
<dalias> hahaha iretd
<techlord> heh
<dalias> did you learn that the hard way?
<iretd> dalias, sure did. Was hard intended pun? :)
<iretd> There was something more to that chick. Couldn't quite put my finger on it. And then there it was. Something I wouldn't wanna put my finger on.
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