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dodee: yall need hobbies. =)
CreeeD: says IRC boy.
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<Squiggle> When I grow up, I wanna be arrested for masturbating in front of a daycare.
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<CreeDC> rsw: is the neice cute?
<rswAFK> it's not born yet.
<Dodee> that's young, even for matt.
<rswAFK> she's underage, anyway.
<CreeDC> rsw: but it's a girl for sure right?
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dodee: I look british.
dodee: I think it's the haircut.
[jhk]: it's probably the teeth
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<dodee> you want hard, ask glc to send you some of his grannies in nipple clamps shitting on japanese girls that are eating vomit while haveing 50 guys nut on them
<CreePy> dodee: I have that one, it sucked. The one with vultures eating the girl's liver while a leopard raped her was cool tho.
<dodee> jesus christ
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<pork> all the chicks here are either really ugly, lesbian, or men
<CardCheat> some are all three, pork
<Shovelbearer> uglesbimen
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[topic@#perth(DALNET)]: Hey, blackmarket drugs aren't all bad. Hell, they've been teaching kids the metric system since 1954!
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<hasek30> see i put <embed src="WishYouWereHere.mid" autoplay="true" loop="false" width="400" height="100">
<X13> Is the file named WishYouWereHere.mid?
<hasek30> nah its not
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<TexacoForKids> you need a good pickup line.. like "so you putting out
or what?"
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<MiDGeT`> so its just irony i guess
<MiDGeT`> but cooler
<BrettyBoy> i hate ironing
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<@pr3x3l> my sister goes to emory
<@Blaxthos> is she hot ?
<@pr3x3l> we think she's a lesbian dude
<@Blaxthos> what's her number ?
<@Blaxthos> i'll finalize the decision for her
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<Grim> <chikster> fuck a pole
<Grim> *** [#geekissues] No users matching *.pl found on channel.
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<devoid> we should have a "bring your parents on irc" day
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<Rann-chan> I just want to run screaming into the night.
<ThePlaya> Do so
<Rann-chan> It's not dark yet.
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<Creeper> yeah the last time I tried social activity, I get home...and BAM
<Creeper> Herpies
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<TFA|PL4YER> woot looking forward to getting my new hd tonight
<TFA|MikeRotch> hehe
<TFA|PL4YER> now i dont have to be "choosy" with what porns i keep
<TFA|MikeRotch> now THAT's how you know you have a sad life
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<[MI]Xealous> well, my friend invented the idea of "morning pussy"
<[MI]Xealous> its like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwhich
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<Neil> Whit, if you have nothing better to do, please dont spend time repeating what other people say in an irc channel, for your own fun, its quite annoying.
<Whit> wheet, eff yew heave notink beta toodew, police doughnut spin tyme rear-painting wot order peepul sail un hey eye arr sea chang hell foo yew un fon, hits quit annayin
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<Raphie> what are all the names of the seven dwarfs
<stevieo4> coke, acid, marijuana, reds, blues, speed, and of course heroin. Hmmm. I think I missed one.
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<Match> DAMMIT! All my half life cd keys are in use! I can't get on CS!
<Match> Those monkeyfuckers who actually bought the game are probably playing it!
<H4Z3> Does their evil know no bounds?
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<sam> people seem to fear toilet seats like the damned plague these days
<Ishap> They're staging rebellions
<MEEKS> If you had to put up with all that ass, wouldn't you?
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<zipperface> !seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
<Harold> Sorry zipperface, I have never seen the man who raped me but when i find him i'm going to lube him up real nice like and bang away at his ass.
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<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> theres a fatal error between the keyboard and the back of the chair
<Yomanman> Norton Crashguard had to shut downthe chair. all unsaved comfort settings have been lost
<SomeGuyYouDontKnow> hit any user to continue
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<thinkmad> your face sucks
<thinkmad> watch my movie
<thinkmad> http://www.thinkmad.com/tvp/tvp/Media/Meetyou_lo_320x240.mov
<Hummer> thats good advertising
<Hummer> start off with an insult. always works
<Drakken> FUCK YOU ALL - Buy Crest toothpaste!
<Hummer> hahah
<golic3> He got your attention though
<Hummer> true
<Hummer> EAT SHIT! go to mcdonalds!
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<Yomanman> we're gonna have a southern wedding!
<PowerRad> Also known as a family reunion
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<ash26> tip
<ash26> never call yourself an american in england
<ash26> claim your canadian
<ash26> it will be so much easier for you
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* Ricyn watches the wind knock someone over outside
<Jedah> don't ya love hurricanes?
* Ricyn checks weatherbug.
<Ricyn> 60mph gusts
<Jedah> this sounds like a fun time to parasail
<Ricyn> yeah, just run into the street and jump
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<Yomanman> you know, the only thing stopping me from killing hotmail is this Dance Dance Revolution music
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<Mougly> you cant fire me...slaves have to be sold!
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<Yomanman> Free condoms for a week? Geez Emu, how many dogs do you know?
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<lucid/#philosophy> your google-fu is weak.
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<dyn> gah, i'm getting all emotional now
<Xypher> Ah you got your period dyn?
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<RaVenCorax> someone watched demolition man last night
<Admiral_Justin> someone did?
<Admiral_Justin> the ratings are in?
<Admiral_Justin> :o
<Admiral_Justin> We must find this man and do many terrible things to him.
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<dr_cool> New Zealand is a shit hole full of sheep
<marc> yeah, but they give better head than the kangaroos
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<@Damone> i can now legally drive 10 tonne trucks
<@`2L> so u can drive your mum around?
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<Blaxthos> kat is a female
<Blaxthos> and in #cisco ?
<u3q> kat is playing hard to want
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<Rage> Best pickup line ever is "Hey, does this smell like chloroform?"
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<Kevyn> Windows XP has been running for 2wks 6days 49mins 26secs
<Kevyn> Heh. Damn.
<Kevyn> I thought I smelled something burning.
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<Blaxthos> one time i misjudged my preshit feeling
<Blaxthos> ejected a log onto the kitchen floor
<Blaxthos> my girlfriend flipped the fuck out
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<Katalyst> how the hell do they make rice krispies snap crackle and pop
<SumDumGoy> Magic, Kat.
<Promethius> Kat: They over-dry the rice after it's puffed, so when milk touches it, it converts to a less-dense form and the act of subfusion makes it pop
<Katalyst> [Promethius]: the 'magic' idea seems less complicated :o
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<Games> (__*__)
<Scorp> Wow you got a nice ass !!!
<Games> You should take a look when i'm taking a shit.
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<+emul8or_> http://www.nylug.org/images/adler_images/linux_nylug_booth.jpg
<+kritical`> damn look at them linux people
<+kritical`> are they ever gonna get a woman???
<+emul8or_> maybe if they pool their money
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<CARNAGE|dnd> This girl im talking to keeps telling me she wants to jump my bone..=/
<Karnage> tell her it's a short ride
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<BLackGuyFrom_Canada> who is asl?
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<Cain> whatever yoy want... but I am not cumin again
<Cain> GDSfsa
<Cain> hj
<Cain> auhjs
<Cain> NO
<asagiri> WRONG WINDOW BABU
<Cain> I am so never ever having netmeeting and IRC open at the same time
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<Guest56750> Hi how do you change your name?
<Guest56750> iam new to mirc
<Guest69> type "/nick nickname"
*** Guest56750 is now known as nickname
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<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.
<Nookadum> Thanks.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)
Some time later.
* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!
<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.
<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
* Nookadum has quit IRC (Connection reset by client)
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<@orion> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now
<@orion> so they'll be at the bottom
<@orion> aka, the top nigger jokes
<!scabb> that's where those niggers belong.
<@orion> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb
<@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc
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<manda> i said it once ill say it agian
<manda> 14 yr olds should be kept from the net
<Zer0ne> unless in jpg form
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*** Radio_Star has quit IRC (Killed by (Video (Har har)))
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