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<miteymous> whats crackin?
<Ize> a cracker
<miteymous> you rode the short bus didn't you Ize?
<Ize> to where |
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* zztzed wonders why there are closed captions in cell phone commercials.
<Inuchance> zed: Well, some of them DO have text messaging now. =P |
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<NeonDawn> Does anyone know if there exists some irc-script (bX or egg) that lets other users open a shell through dcc?
<cwd> NeonDawn: i think you're looking for GetOwned v1.3
<NeonDawn> cwd: thanks, i'll try it |
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<Carp_AFK> i planned to dye my hair this weekend
<Carp_AFK> till i was told i was supposed to put vaseline all round my forehead, and wear gloves
<Carp_AFK> and theres no way im going to a shop buying some rubber gloves and a tub of vaseline |
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<Fat-Burrick> icq is a sentient being that wants to take over the world by pissing me off |
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<+k\o\w> for some reason, ever since I was a young kid I wanted to hatch an egg
<+k\o\w> I would steal them from the fridge
<+k\o\w> and put them under my ass for hours
<+k\o\w> but they never hatched
<+k\o\w> and I would cry |
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<birdnest> only thing wrong ith canada is they are communists |
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<xbconnect> anyone alive?
<PoohBear> just.. just go shoot yourself kthnx
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<Doys`> cats r mean
<Doys`> they can take ur leg off
<^badboy^> lol
<Doys`> i got attacked by one the other day
<Face> u must know some big cats (or u have small legs) |
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<Bomberman> yay. it's rotten.comu00a0 the site that continues to single handedly destroy my faith in humanity |
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( @drdink ) philb: I bought an IRC server on ebay today
( @drdink ) philb: it is going to cost like $100 to ship it
( philb ) drdink, do you have the crane ready to lower it into position?
( @drdink ) it has wheels
( philb ) ahh, that's not so bad then. What will they think of next? I suppose the new 0.9 micron technology has allowed miniaturisation...
( Vulcan ) You really are stupid arent you? |
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<Bifter> not all black ppl are criminals like me |
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<evLvsJim> scientest jed wants to battle
<evLvsJim> what scientist is called jed? |
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<jw> is that a cucumber or are you just happy to see shaggy-h and me?
<shaggy-h> jw: it's a cucumber. But you gotta wonder what he's going to do with it |
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<@PkLvKimZz> Remember to wash: Colon, socks, tshirts |
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<EVHAPPY> SOYLENT GREEN IS FAT CHICKS!!! |
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<Captain_Cobungo> Arr.u00a0 We have a Pirate Ship now.
<FirstMateScurvy> Yes captain. But we have no cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! We need to loot something in order to get money for cannons.
<Captain_Cobungo> Arr! All hands on deck!u00a0 Prepare to loot and plunder.... Canada!
* FirstMateScurvy puts his hands on the deck
<FirstMateScurvy> What now cap'n?
<Captain_Cobungo> Not like that ya lilly livered land-lubber!
<Captain_Cobungo> We're gonna invade canada! Arr! Attack!
* Captain_Cobungo and his forces loot and plunder Canada.u00a0 Arr.
<Cow> Umm... Captain Cobungo, how did you loot and plunder canada with no weapons?
<Captain_Cobungo> What makes you think Canada has weapons? Arr. |
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<@Pooka> I READ YOU CAN GET GONERELA FROM IT |
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<Marecki> Ahh. Sorry. Thought you made "sickening" as in "making you want to puke"
<Dr_Octogon> lol
<noid|drunk> Well, it does make you want to puke.
<noid|drunk> And cry, and laugh.
<noid|drunk> And shit.
<Dr_Octogon> and shit?
<noid|drunk> And shit = and stuff
<noid|drunk> Not "HUUUUUUUUUUHNNNNNNNNGH" |
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<Mr_Saturn> im surprised you won the race with 3 million other sperm
<VenDi> i never raced in anythin dumbass |
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<\Gadget\> I have cable and my mom just handed me an AOL CD to see if we could get the internet to go faster. |
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<Toen> I'm downloading a movie called anal training! :o
* Etir recommends...
<Etir> ...'cancel' |
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<Zel> why do we put up with these nitwits?
<t0ad> because i'm never around to ban them |
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<ultraman_jlh> Gonna go eat guys.
<ultraman_jlh> Later.
<Fnord> Why are you eating guys?
<ultraman_jlh> Because I don't like bitchy food. |
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<RichiH> then how did you find out?
<RichiH> i have ignored all ctcps
<aboman> Dazman found out utilizing his investigative skillz
<RichiH> anal probing?
<Dazman> WTF are you on about
<RichiH> no, i would of noticed |
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<azzkickr> <enntee> man
<azzkickr> <enntee> i think my fucking cat is pregneant
<azzkickr> <angry> dude
<azzkickr> <angry> you should have used protection.
<azzkickr> LMAO...
<azzkickr> sounds like something id do... |
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* Tony has joined #hate
* Joe_ sets mode: +b *!*[email protected]
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (Joe_)
* Tony has joined #hate
<Joe_> Hello, Tony. How are you today?
<Joe_> Tony? WHERE ARE YOU TONY?
* Tony was kicked by Joe_ (OH NO HE IS DEAD)
* Joe_ has quit IRC (Local kill by Tony (I only like nice people to use my server.u00a0 Find another one.)) |
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Warman89: It's the best game evr.
Meamperson: Which one?
Warman89: Warcraft u idiot!
Meamperson: For the end world spell, press Ctrl+Alt+Delete twice. |
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<+Link-> <skitzm> i have a serious prob with my quake 3 please helP!
<+Link-> why do people instintively pm me for help on q3?
<+Link-> i have a serious problem with my q3 as well
<+Link-> it sucks. |
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RaspberryClock:u00a0 The Goatse man would make a great golf caddy, don't you think? |
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u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb and my cat shits on the floor now too cause she's getting old
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb if its not near a litter box it just shits. it did it on the stairs once and i slipped on it and almost broke my neck
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb i'd love to kill that cat myself.
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb fuck it, it'll have depends on or something
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb thats what i'll do
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb i'll tie a diaper to my cats ass
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb or a bag or something
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb can you picture that?
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb that would be the most pathetic thing ever
u00ab+ NathanRomulus u00bb your cat will sit and tear it off
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb yeah probably
u00ab+ NathanRomulus u00bb and then proceed to crap on your floor
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb seriously though that cat needs to be put down
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb its like 17 years old
u00ab syrup6 u00bb wow
u00ab syrup6 u00bb old as fart
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb and damn... you'd think my dog could just drag its ass outside after it takes a shit... BUT NOOOOO
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb i know just what my dog thinks... "how can i piss him off... i know.. i'll drag my ass right next to his computer so he HAS to clean up the skid mark!"
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb longest skid mark that dog ever made was 12 feet... it was so amazing i had to measure it
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb i should've taken pictures
u00ab+ GearSlayr u00bb it was fucking hilarious |
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*** Sharyna ([email protected]) Quit (herring.sandwich.net tempura.sandwich.net)
*** Sharyna ([email protected]) has joined #improfanfic
<Sharyna> Tempura ate *me*!u00a0 ;-; |
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<Fashnek> I'm bi
* Fashnek chokes on his rubber dinner
<Fashnek> that sounds so wrong
<twitchi> LMAO!!! |
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<General-Sauron> There was actually something good about Napster, when you got a song, it was actually a song, instead of going on p2p's, downloading an MP3, and it ends up being some dog fucking a woman
<General-Sauron> I mean, I still won, but what if it had been something sick... |
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<tamasutra> someone earlier today thought i was 16
<_Mage_> Is that insulting or a compliment?
<tamasutra> nah, i take it as a compliment
<tamasutra> i don't mind looking young at all
<tamasutra> especially given the business i'm in
<_Mage_> er... |
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<acidkick> the kids at my school are so gay
<Spitz[busy]> you should feel at home then |
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<TheDingo> OH SHIT.. i was supposed to read the communist manifesto for political science..
<Novasol> just read a Windows manual. same thing |
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<ThaMax> Do you want to marry me?
<Cheetara> Who are you ?
<ThaMax> Sorry, you helped me out on #linux once. |
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<fstorm> i'd wonder if bill gates can win the presidency, with all his money and such
<Cybe> NOOOOO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!
<Cybe> dude.....the government would crash and have to be rebooted like 6 times a day
<Cybe> not to mention all the security issues |
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<TreeSurgeon>u00a0 My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case. |
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<houzit> What were you doing?
<psmylie> Watchin a movie
<houzit> which movie?
<psmylie> The One with Jet Li
<houzit> Yeah, but which one? He's in lots of movies
<psmylie> If you go Abbott & Costello on me I'll drive to your house and beat you severely. |
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<@Evil_Ed> lets see...blowjob, or ircd.
<@Evil_Ed> hm.
<@Dianora> ircd sure is tough, lets go shopping! |
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<BlackHawk> LULU: I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it.
<LULU> You wear pants don't you? |
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<@drauh> nothing a small dose of real live cara won't help
<@caraliss> why, you presumptive malaysian particle smasher!
<@drauh> you can smash my particles any time
<@drauh> conjugate my verbs
<@drauh> fsck my hard drive
< AgtDaleCo> dangle your participle?
< curvygurl> parse your sentences
<@drauh> integrate me by parts
<@caraliss> hee
<@drauh> fuck me in the ass
<@drauh> oh, wait |
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<Voyd> What about Battlefield1943? and 44?
<zen> 42 just came out, give them time to sequalize
<Toen> 1943 and 1944 were peaceful years, you see.
<Voyd> Oh.
<Toen> except for the war.
<Voyd> Darned lying histroy books.
<aen{afk> Ahaha
<aen{afk> "Life was peaceful and all, yep... 'cept for the war part."
<Toen> well christ, if you're going to count a little massive invasion of europe here and a little rampant genocide there... |
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<Slasher> Remember that some of us have a social life...
<Crusher> Social life? Where can I download that? |
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<JacksonC> remember, VCR's used to expensive :P
<Steempy> Everything used to be expensive
<Steempy> Except when you were a boy
<Steempy> Then everything was a quarter
<Steempy> Gallon of gas? quarter
<Steempy> Dinner? quarter
<Steempy> Blowjob from your cousin? quarter
<JacksonC> haha
...
<Steempy> Well, that's what I paid
<Steempy> Maybe you got family rates |
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<carone> :)
*** DerianX pokes carone in the eye.
<carone> .)
<DerianX> lol
*** DerianX wipes that smile off carone's face.
<carone> .
*** DerianX pokes carone in the other eye.
<carone>
<DerianX> :P |
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<@PookaIN> dich un kunt!
<+Thorsen> ok i dont can germaish
<ev-> i don't can norwegian neither you get?
<Thorsen> CAN SOMEBODY EACH ME SOME GERMANY???????
<Thorsen> WHAT MEANS I WONNA FUCK IN GERMANISH |
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<+_flipmode> stop msging me gravy boy
<+_flipmode> you silly turban head from arabia |
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