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<freeweed> NEVER try to add your C: to winamp all at once
<freeweed> it really fucks things up
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<bri> when you're stoned at night the golf course looks like marioland
<bri> :
<kitten> heh
<bri> i hum the theme music
<bri> and jump on bushes
<bri> but then i get all cut up
<bri> :
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<bri> 12
<bri> er
<bri> 22
<napalm_> sweet...
<napalm_> oh
<bri> either way
<napalm_> darn thought someone I might be able to score.
<napalm_> lol
<bri> im not gonna ask
<napalm_> I always keep lollipops on me.
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<SickRick> anyone know why linuxvideo.org is down? was it shut down?
<ian_> Because "linux" and "video" are mutually exclusive
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<damocles> one day...tv will be nothing but "when good pets go bad 27" and porn
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<+Hotaru> Hmm, 1 in 32 Americans are either in jail or prison, on probation, or on parole.
<@Riffraff> COOL!
<+Vulpes> I didn't know we had that many politicians.
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< Logik-> jesus fucking christ this lag!
< cristib> 11:33 CTCP PING reply from Logik-: 1.527 seconds
< Logik-> cristib, my computers ram
< cristib> your RAM is fucking lagging?
< cristib> that's deep
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<@SiZZuRp> dude ask ne1
<@gatrhaze> ne1 No such nick
<@gatrhaze> ne1 End of /WHOIS list.
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<Red_Draco> "See the Pope, $5. Ride the Pope, $10."
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<Tuxedocat> The other day i noticed some similarities between Willy Wonka's chocolate factory and a meth lab
<Tuxedocat> if you stay there a while you see some strange shit
<Tuxedocat> there's stuff that can kill you if you mess with it
<Tuxedocat> it's run by a strange guy who doesn't like visitors
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<Guilty> If I ever smoked crack I'd be sure to put aside a few dollars per robbery for hygenic purposes
<Guilty> Like for every DVD player I jacked, buy a bottle of shampoo
<Guilty> Maybe some q-tips
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<Inter> 90 percent of chicks on the internet are cock teases.
<`MT> other 10% have cocks
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<Dragon-Beast> Yoshi's Story
<Dragon-Beast> so so so easy
<lazz|away> well it wasnt exactly aimed at older gamers
<Dragon-Beast> I know that, but I can't figure out how pregnant women are supposed to get the controller past the cervix so Nintendo can reach its target audience.
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<jagyd> I think you finally found a character not limited by your intellectual capabilities.
<Dwopple the Orc> huh?
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<Raenne> Damnit, my cookies are only half baked
<Tungee> Smoke em up a bit more then
<Futility> Heh heh heh... half baked.
<Raenne> I stuck em back in the oven :)
<Tungee> Mazi
<Tungee> Nazi
<Raenne> ...
<Raenne> They are COOKIES, not PEOPLE
<Raenne> chocolate chip :)
<Tungee> The nazi's didn't believe the Jews were people either
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<Vellius> ... I wonder if the really nerdy Klingons learn how to speak english
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* m4z3` kicks dalnet
* Quits: m4z3` ([email protected]) (Killed (zone.hub.us.dal.net ()))
<Jagfire> And DALnet kicks back
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(@BigTruck): 'magine havin' to go to the emergency room and fill out that little questionaire paper at the beginning "description of ailment"
(@Phitz): hahahaha
(@BigTruck): i got a nerf football stuck in my hootie
*** Joins: hootie ([email protected])
(@BigTruck): :o
(@Phitz): wtf
(@BigTruck): my mind just exploded
(@Phitz): *nod*
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<Rick^y>shit, one time, i jerked off into kleenex, but i didn't have enough time to through it out cause the phone rang
<Rick^y>so i forget about the kleenex, and couple hours later i end up wiping my mouth with it
<illy>yumm...
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<aiko> Whenever I see animal sex on TV, it's always awkward because there's no cheesy porn music in the background.
<aiko> But I guess if they used cheesy porn music, people would automatically start masturbating.
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<Kiko> I love you guys
<@mjau> we love you too kiko
<@mjau> dude, kiko... isnt that a type of soy sauce
<@mjau> KIKOMAN
<@mjau> hehehe
<@mjau> salty yet delicious
<Kiko> Thats what SHE said
<Kiko> :)
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UsMc-LiTe: OMFG I JUST GOT A GF!!!!!!!!!
AkIrAgOrN909: Sadly folks, hes talking about the Grandfather sword in Diablo 2.
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<|Crash|> condoms suck!
<iota> so do kids
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<@i-node> I thought battlenet checked to see if you were korean
<@i-node> if(iskorean()){acceptconnection();}
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Statik : are you going to sleep?
Statik : I need to get off so my sister can go to sleep
Statik : um...I didn't mean it like that >:(
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<+Fro`> flea markets have black people?
<+santa|> Fro` yeah, cheap too
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<PS_GAMER> Neill, just to be sure, that text compression problem with SD3 is a thing of the past, correct?
<Neill1712> PS: Well, I killed the text compression. But now the text compression's big brother is hiring someone to kill me, so I'll keep you posted
<PS_GAMER> Thanks.
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<Rjx> I could be good at marketing
<Rjx> I'd target spam at geeks
<Rjx> "Viagra! Increase your Uptime!"
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<BMTwigzta> People act like 9/11 was some big thing, it's not like they crashed EFnet or anything
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<Dedushka> Syntax error: function hell() needs an argument. Please choose what hell you want to involve
<Dedushka> i dunno much fortran
<madiera> FORTRAN compilers are more like "error, gorak think u program not working. gorak consult rock and tree."
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<worksoufy> man i need to eat
<Trak3r> that's "yoda" speak for "i need to eat a man"
<worksoufy> sick bastard you are
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<clay> my car is immobile
<ryanwrk> doesnt that go against the whole point of a car existing
<clay> i can push it around
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<krisi> anyone from ireland?
<Tbodd> no, we're all sober
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<Threeboy> don't use it ever when i'm in here please.
<_3D_Mike|work> use what?
<_3D_Mike|work> whigger?
<Threeboy> "nigger" it's fucking rascist.
<JonM> I am not racisct
<JonM> it was easier to type then african american
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<tis_berni> I'm a construction worker
<tis_berni> for one more week
<tam> and then?
<moof> then he has to be the indian or the navy guy.
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<Tr1driph0n> shouldn't the past tense of shit be shot?
<Tr1driph0n> like, you know, 'i shot my pants'?
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<+santa|> wouldnt it be funny if eminem was mexican
<+[SLiM]D12> lol
<+santa|> and he was like.. Eminesse
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*** Quits: amyafk ([email protected]) (Exit: Faith is the bird that feels the light and sings when the dawn isstill dark!)
<jm> Karma is the bird that shits on your car after you wash it from doing donuts on the local church's front lawn
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<Yukanojo> engrish.com is proof that the japanese are just as bad as the americans in that they like to spout stupid things in other languages
<Yukanojo> for all we know, those shirts with trendy kanji on them probably say "WOODEN BLOATED CHICKEN PENIS"
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<Falsity> tricks are fo kids
<ircbuddy> And hookers.
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<Damocles> one of my classmate from HS apparently got a boob job.
<ogre173> cool
<ogre173> is it done good?
<Wetzel_116> heh
<Jim258> lol
<Damocles> dunno.
<Damocles> she works at the video store by my house.
<Damocles> I should go take a look.
<Jim258> or two...
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<Tbodd> I pull no punches with the women
<Tbodd> otherwise, they just get back up and beat the crap outta me
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<FZ1> raff on #banan
<FZ1> raff using irc.efnet.pl ATMAN Network, Warsaw, Poland
<FZ1> raff End of /WHOIS list.
<shaan> wow
<shaan> the polish have an irc server
<shaan> i wonder how many it takes to run it
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<jestuh> QDB TIP OF THE DAY: ALL THE GOOD NIGGERS JOKES CAN BE ACCESSED BY CLICKING 'BOTTOM'
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<@mike> i think what we all want to know, orion, is whether the ice cream truck hit the kid
<@orion> unfortunately not
<@orion> it was just some kids screaming after the missed creamy treat opportunity
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<%jdp> i come first!
<%TruWizdom> yeah thats what i hear
<%TruWizdom> like after 12 seconds
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<GRiPEX> why am i getting packeted from ACA2CA99.ipt.aol.com
<GRiPEX> its killing my linux machine
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<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...
<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
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<Ed> Why is there so much fat porn lately? Someone needs to be shot.
<Rivorus> what the hell is wrong with fat porn?
<Toad> Yeah, I'm sure they all have great personalities.
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<spoony> i'm not bright but i can lift heavy things
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