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Quote: 16272; Rating: 133; [+|-]
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<destruct> 88 N Feb 07 [email protected] ( 51) HOW DO YOUR EMPLOYEES SPEND THEIR DAY!!!!
<destruct> READING SPAM!!!!!
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Quote: 16274; Rating: 357; [+|-]
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<Calrathan> its amazinz;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv0z;].jhv how a little liquid in the keyboard can screw it up so much
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Quote: 16277; Rating: 450; [+|-]
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<elinsox> dude my boss rules
<mrwhite> with an iron fist
<legacy> and a big black strapon
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Quote: 16281; Rating: 386; [+|-]
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<Jugernaut> CLICK CLICK BOOM
<Jugernaut> today is pop metal day
<kaleido> haha
<kaleido> i like to refer to it as 'aluminum music'
<kaleido> since its not as strong as metal
<kaleido> and it will eventually fold up and be thrown out
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Quote: 16283; Rating: 159; [+|-]
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<jitspoe> when I was little I had a wet dream... dreamed I was taking a pee in the toilet only to wake up and find out it wasn't the toilet I took the pee in...
<Pluto[BHG]> haha thats not a wet dream
<jitspoe> sure it is
<jitspoe> I was all wet :)
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Quote: 16284; Rating: 743; [+|-]
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<Fembot> I choose you, PINGachu!
<Fembot> Variable sized packet attack!
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Quote: 16285; Rating: 558; [+|-]
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* KnacK is busy studying for his urine test
* Fembot notes Knack failed his last test -- he kept peeking @ the guy beside him.
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Quote: 16291; Rating: 169; [+|-]
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<Zimbu> i was just using common sense, sorry
<Gimik\HMWRK> Zimbu: try to use something you have next time ;)
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Quote: 16292; Rating: 518; [+|-]
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<m00ks> ooop that almost wasn't a fart. Brb.
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Quote: 16293; Rating: 656; [+|-]
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<Calrathan> omg, the despair is making me use gotos!
<Calrathan> goto cliff
<Calrathan> :cliff
<Calrathan> jmp 0xFFFFFFFF
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Quote: 16295; Rating: 1162; [+|-]
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* jitspoe attempts to go back to his paper
<DaveMan> BWAHAHAHA
<DaveMan> ALL YOUR CONCENTRATION ARE BELONG TO IRC
<DaveMan> YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO PASS MAKE YOUR BURGER FLIPPING
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Quote: 16296; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<sage> Its like my card is a big fat breast and the asus support is a bra...my boob be flapin in the breeze over here.
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Quote: 16298; Rating: 839; [+|-]
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<DaveMan> if a cop ever shoots, he/she means to kill
<DaveMan> standard practice is two at the torso, then try to put one in the head
<jitspoe> getting shot twice in the torso would suck
<Fryth> getting one would be a breeze, though
<jitspoe> Fryth: that only drops me to 60 health
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Quote: 16300; Rating: 114; [+|-]
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<BoZZ> my thing don't work...
<[TX]-KnacK_WerK> well at least ur not married...
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Quote: 16302; Rating: 274; [+|-]
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<DaveMan> nerds dont dance
<DaveMan> and DDR proves it again and again
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Quote: 16359; Rating: 498; [+|-]
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<knox> i used to use zippers but my foreskin got stick in it
<knox> i went to velcro and had some pubic hair problems
<knox> now i just wear dresses
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Quote: 16361; Rating: 2274; [+|-]
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<Jake> so I got dissed by this girl i was talking to online
<Jake> we were getting along really well and she wanted to meet
<Jake> but she wanted a picture
<Jake> so I sent her one (got one of hers, she was fine)
<Jake> she said "I'm really looking for some one more 'athletic'"
<Jake> bummer
<Jake> so i say
<Jake> well im trying hard, ever since i have been able to afford the full time trainer and chef I've lost over 200 lbs
<Jake> she says you can afford a trainer/chef
<Jake> i say yeah
<Jake> she changes her mind about meeting
<Jake> i tell her to go fuck herself
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Quote: 16362; Rating: 176; [+|-]
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<SaraMarie> the houston texans
<SaraMarie> how original
<toast_> do they have an open container as a mascot?
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Quote: 16363; Rating: 233; [+|-]
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<Paulo> What KOF babe has the sexiest navel?
<Angelblade> Is the navel where your thing-thing is supposed to go?
<K9999> YOUR THING-THING CAN'T GO INTO A NAVEL! Although it might be an intriguing experience...
<MilleniumWEAPON> Your... thing-thing??? Though it does not go into the navel too well, I could recommend some "educational" sites as to where you put your thing-thing, but I'd get banned...
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Quote: 16364; Rating: -69; [+|-]
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<IGNORANT> why do allways the amarican punk rocker go out whit the bullshit new wave hokker girls i dont like it here in norway punkrocers go out whit punkrock girl ore tellephone hokkers ore les they go out whit them self and do homosexual aktivitis!!!!!!!!!!
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<sacarna> i think willingly putting your child in a porno comes under the catergory of unfit parent
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Quote: 16366; Rating: -2; [+|-]
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<eriq> ins should be like 'yoink' and throw elian's little communist cuban ass on de plane.
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Quote: 16367; Rating: 128; [+|-]
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<cYner> you know, some times, I get all head fuct and then I type something and forget to hit enter, then after about 5 min it's not even part of the conversation anymore, then I just clear the line and all is well.
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Quote: 16368; Rating: 410; [+|-]
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<MaXiMUz> so linux and ftp r the same thing rite?
<MaXiMUz> Fuck hacking itz too complicated, i can't ftp and shit
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Quote: 16369; Rating: 722; [+|-]
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<esokitty> FUCKING A
<kitten> fuck a B it has more holes
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Quote: 16371; Rating: 300; [+|-]
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*** Quits: SkAtEcHiC (Life is the most precious thing u can loose)
<Stuff> the other day I lost 5 bucks, so I'll have to disagree
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Quote: 16372; Rating: 1927; [+|-]
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<Cyberllam> I want to get a bumper sticker that says "Honk if you think I am doing an excellant job driving." Then I can cut people off and they won't know what to do.
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Quote: 16373; Rating: 20; [+|-]
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<JtHM> if I had a child I'd do it naturally
<sacarna> out your penix?
<JtHM> it's big enough to handle it I reckon
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Quote: 16374; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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(debaser) i bought a mouse today
(debaser) and it didnt have a ball in it
(debaser) i got a neutered mouse.
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Quote: 16376; Rating: 156; [+|-]
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<BabyDuck> i fucked my wrists playing a pinball game on my PC
<BabyDuck> but I played like 400 games, which would cost $100 at the arcade. I bought the game for $15, so I have saved $85 so far
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Quote: 16378; Rating: 559; [+|-]
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<kaleido> when i was at e*trade i went to a dept dinner thing and everyone was drinking 20 year old wines and shit, and i ordered a bud light
<kaleido> everyone looked at me like i called their mother a cunt
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<outcaste> ROTFBMALFO!
<outcaste> Rolling On The Floor Because My Artificial Limbs Fell Off
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Quote: 16387; Rating: 82; [+|-]
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<@MousePad> Mainframes never forget ;)
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<bigs-:#rap> what is a good website? im trying to find a picture with someone who has platinum or gold teeth
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<kimo> tylenol + advil + a half a shot of JD == an episode of seinfeld, all characters played by your truly
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Quote: 16396; Rating: 331; [+|-]
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<sev0> remember in school?
<sev0> remember the kids upside down stuffed into the garbage can?
<sev0> 20 years later, ircops.
<sev0> do the math
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Quote: 16398; Rating: 302; [+|-]
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<bix> it was like the flintstones
<mltj> but without the cars.
<mltj> or dinosaurs.
<mltj> or flintstones.
<bix> exactly.
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Quote: 16400; Rating: 95; [+|-]
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Ebyan: Dude, Yahoo! Monopoly would be the absolute shit
HolyViper7: Yahoo! Bukkake would be the absolute shit.
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Quote: 16401; Rating: 764; [+|-]
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<stutz> I hear you call your dick Godzilla
<mltj> yeah.
<stutz> Is that because its green and smells of fish?
<jamey> no, it's because it doesn't really exist
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<Anecdotist> I never watched the Power Rangers. So I guess I just figured that they were like forest rangers, but more powerful. Maybe even as powerful as me. I know that I am pretty powerful when it comes to forest stuff, because Smokey the Bear is all, "Only you can prevent forest fires." If I'm the only one, I must
be pretty powerful.
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<Never> Okay, I'm not really going to be a novelist, it just sounds a lot better than "autistic retard constantly lost in own fantasy world"
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Quote: 16417; Rating: 528; [+|-]
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* nSu`bNr`t has joined #asp
<nSu`bNr`t> is that a channel for active server page ?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> its the Asp, Snake and Serpent discussion group
<Karyon> We're snaketrainers
<Karyon> you interested in becoming one?
<ZondrZout> Karyon! I just tought my snake a new trick!!
<Karyon> really?
<ZondrZout> Yeah, I tought it how to find an entrance
<Karyon> You dont have a snake, idiath
<ZondrZout> I don't?
<Karyon> no
<Karyon> thas your dick
<ZondrZout> Dick, go search for an entrance on Karyon!
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Quote: 16428; Rating: 186; [+|-]
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<WeaselBoy> livejournal is nothing but thousands of people all saying "Does this make my ass look big?" at the same time
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Quote: 16431; Rating: 506; [+|-]
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<Danelope> "Nine people in total have had gene therapy at the Necker Hospital, and seven of them are doing well."
<Danelope> The other two transformed into hideous demon-beasts and began slaying the hospital staff.
<Danelope> And eating their brains.
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Quote: 16438; Rating: 218; [+|-]
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<^bat-sai> i once went to lismore
<^bat-sai> for a baseball competition
<^bat-sai> when i was 13
<^bat-sai> i was mocked
<^bat-sai> because i was the only one who thought we were there to play baseball on the snes
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Quote: 16449; Rating: 665; [+|-]
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*** Big_Daddy changes topic to '(@ALbino) i sucked nwar, but not like i had a choice :)'
(Big_Daddy) that is in fact NOT taken out of context btw :)
(nwar) nor is it edited in anyway
(ALbino) bd always takes my stuff out of context
(ALbino) what he's not telling you is that nwar was bitten by a poisonous snake and in order to save nwar's life i had to suck the poison out. so, in fact, i am not a raging homosexual with dong-swallowing tendancies, but rather, a hero. someone to be looked up to and respected :)
(Big_Daddy) who eats the cock :)
(ALbino) besides the point :)
(ALbino) surely you aren't suggesting that just because a guy likes to gargle a little cock every now and then that he can't be a hero to the masses :)
(Big_Daddy) now you're saying nwar has a little cock?
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<Devan> I got a 75 dollar check today for no reason!
<Devan> What can I buy with 75 dollars?!
<Devan> Guys?
<Vesp> A shitty blowjob or a fantastic handjob
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* C|sur hates being a genius.
<Lindy^> yeah, i'd think your modesty would hamper you.
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<AkumaUsagi> because every scoobie doo episode could have been 1 minute long if only someone would have eventually bought a gun.
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<Logan> I have to say that sex ruined pornography for me. I discovered that women don't scream, "Fuck me you big-cocked cowboy!" when you touch their elbow.
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