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{Sexican} oh I heard some legends about a world where you could get a gf and stuff.
{[12Lurk} its a place where women put out
{SoCK} url? |
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{Plag} i liked women at 13
{Plag} even 11
{Pest} i liked woman since third grade
{Beat-Boy} ive liked men since i saw your sister |
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Quote: 16760; Rating: 912; [+|-]
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<theTrick> Canada volunteered 10 Battleships, 4 Jet Fighters, and 200 Soldiers to the U.S. anti-terrorism cause, after the exchange rate, that came up to 4 canoes, 2 flying squirrels and 3 canadian mounties |
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* +ETP checks his sweet, sweet ass, for human hands |
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* ETP runs away like a one legged trialathete in the special olympics of your mind |
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<Demented1> stupid Gonzaga...just unpacked my "Cinderella My Ass" Tshirt |
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<Grim13> Mariah Carey's cleavage got nominated for "Worst onscreen couple" |
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<cloud_171> u can't learn lots of stuff by reading |
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{ExDeath} If I had a baby like Shiv, I'd shove it back in and put stitches in my wife's vagina ;( |
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{Trevy} Canadians don't hate the U.S. {Ertai} canadians are too simple for such a complex emotion |
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<loser> http://www.goatse.cx
<loser> hahaha lol lol lol
<loser> you looked didn't you? HAHAHAHA
<bane> who gave you your name? your mom?
<bane> whoeva gave it to you, congratulate them for me will you?
<bane> it's appropiate |
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<Pepsi> A Smith and Wesson beats four Aces.
<Tjousk> only if it's loaded |
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<uno> you don't see us tossing around phrases like "throbbing cock" do you? |
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<Kevyn> So if black guys like white girls, and white guys like asian girls... what do the asian guys like?
<etoilet> hentai |
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Quote: 16780; Rating: 566; [+|-]
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<Slime> Whenever hot chicks come up to me I always end up, like, vomitting everywhere and somehow my pants fall down, and then someone has a black eye, and everything goes wrong |
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<Edge> i am right when I say there's no other reasonable explanation for anakin and amidala bringing R2D2 to naboo if not to shoot some really nasty homemade holographic porn? |
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<BloodFromStone> I think my bathroom has the perfect geometry, so that no matter where or how something is dropped, it ends up in the toilet. |
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<Daishi> i couldn't connect to irc, so i went out with my gf instead |
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u00b7IAM-|speed|u00b7 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
u00b7IAM-|speed|u00b7 1v1 || gay butt sex || de_bed
u00b7jimslimu00b7 !rules |
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Quote: 16796; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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<Vash> wee-hee... I got two mroe week sof holidays = D
<^bat-sai> soldier of fortune holidays?
<Vash> eh?
<Samin> there the best kind |
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Quote: 16798; Rating: 619; [+|-]
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<+subzero> =)
<@nebula> ;)
<@wickeD> =)
<Guest62972> :D
<@sony> SHUT THE FUCK UP HAPPY BASTARDS ARR |
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<Bytie> speeding in dk is transcending stupidity
<Bytie> there aren't many roads up to it |
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<NobleKale> old friend emails me with 'I have two special consideration exams next week. what do I study for them?'
<NobleKale> my reply: 'RTFM' |
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<Zephyrr> Nobody should steal my band's name...not that they'd want it...but if they do, I'll tell my mother and she'll do stuff...
<Zephyrr> So there.
<Undine> Fear Zephs mom.
<Undine> She does stuff. |
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<mptBreak> hyatt, what are you doing?
<hyatt> mpt, sitting here in my underwear talking to you. |
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<[OKW]Buchwald> is it "cheating" on your girlfriend if you invite a couple of girls over to get naked, and you end up jerking off on to their tits, but you never touch them?
<[SS]Corky> NO!
<[SS]Corky> did this happen?
<[OKW]Buchwald> well, gimme a few minutes :) |
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Quote: 16812; Rating: 161; [+|-]
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Pat877:u00a0 u00a0 nice...
OB1Jenobe: w3rd
Pat877:u00a0 u00a0 ok stop that
OB1Jenobe: wh4t?
Pat877:u00a0 u00a0 i don't under stand that crap.. and u know it
OB1Jenobe: 0 |<
Pat877:u00a0 u00a0 dick |
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<B-ob> if (sleep < 0) then talk = null
<Stonefish> oh smeg off |
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Quote: 16814; Rating: 46; [+|-]
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<Freakazoid> its like putting hotdog skins over dog turds |
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Quote: 16817; Rating: 39; [+|-]
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<Nago> ... can you transmit aids from your hand to your cock? |
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Quote: 16818; Rating: 80; [+|-]
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<Nago> hmm... my coke tastes a bit like flesh... |
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Quote: 16822; Rating: 621; [+|-]
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<Packet> my boss just walked by one of the contractors that get canned friday
<Packet> and goes "HEY! I thought I fired you!"
<hmodes> "oh wait, i did..u00a0 HAHAHAHAHA!"
<hmodes> i aspire to crush people's souls like that some day |
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Quote: 16833; Rating: 648; [+|-]
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<grier> you think you're so god damn floorless
<grier> so superior
<XfitzyX> do you mean flawless?
<girer> oh fucken leave me alone
* grier has quit IRC (Exit: i am so alone in this empty world) |
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Quote: 16835; Rating: 639; [+|-]
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<JaYsOn``> why the fuck do i always attract gay dudes
<moonbeam> um, well you do go to gay bars
<JaYsOn``> yeah but im straight! surely theres other straight guys there |
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<Tocool> Im so bored
<Tocool> I can predict my day
<Tocool> I woke up at 12:30, will sit around on computer till about 4, head to work, come back at 10:30, sit on computer till 2, go to bed
<Shaddix> pretty good
<Tocool> This isnt the normal course of action, just recent turn of events have left me with very lil to do
<Shaddix> oh
<Shaddix> impotentcy? |
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<limeking> Hey jen, ya wanna come over and we can wrap ourseves in plastic, shit ourselvves, and then eat our own shit while listening to MC hammer?
<Jennie254> Ewwwww gross!
<Jennie254> That's fucked up! Why would you even THINK I'd want to listen to MC Hammer?? . |
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< espo> this movie would be better if Mel Brooks made it
< h2odragon> schindler's list? |
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<roman> as soon as i wake up, i'm going to the atm to get 200 bucks..
<roman> then i'm ordering a whore
<foobar> haha roman no you're not
<roman> dude, i called one today and she was like "do you need company for tonight?" and i was like "well, maybe" and she was like "for 200, i stay an hour and a half, we get naked and we get nasty"
<roman> you order them like pizza, dude |
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<manero> MANLY THINGS:
<manero> 1) JOHN WAYNE
<manero> 2) WAR MOVIES
<manero> 3) BEER BRATS
<rebrane-> 3) WAR MOVIES WITH JOHN WAYNE
<rebrane-> 4) FARTING
<manero> 5) LARGE CIGARS
<rebrane-> 6) CARS
<rebrane-> 7) FIRE
<manero> 8) BOWLING
<rebrane-> 9) CARS ON FIRE
<ian> 10) BEAR SUIT
<rebrane-> 11) GUNS
<rebrane-> 12) GUITARS
<skitzo> 11) ANAL SEX WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE TOOL SHED
<Primary> 13) JOHN WAYNE'S GUN
<rebrane-> there's already an 11, skitzo |
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<MartinBlank> I knew a guy who dressed up for Halloween as a giant penis with ferns growing around the base, and said he was dressed as a dickweed. |
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<Valkyrie> no, but Westlife is fake
<Valkyrie> Flying without wings?
<Valkyrie> PUHLEAZE
<Valkyrie> more like getting high on KFC |
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[#perl]
<fraggle> how many days does it take to compile perl 5.6.1 on a 486?
<diclophis> haha |
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< Tobester> I downloaded a file named JESSICA ALBA LESBIAN PORN SEEN DIVX at 12mb and it was a guy fisting himself |
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<Jon_R> OH NO
<Jon_R> my page crashes netscape!
<Jon_R> whatever shall I do |
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<@Linguica> you say "katana" and while the rest of us guys think of ninja swords, AndrewB thinks of doll dresses |
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[ctcp(the_sponge)] PING
u00f9u00edu00f9 CTCP PING reply from The_Sponge: +++ATH |
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<kdoom> Duke: you need a hobby
<DukeNukem> kdoom: like beastiality?
<kdoom> perfect |
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<@Afterglow> .u00a0 I also have a familiarity with local area networks, including DHCP, DNS, penis, and Microsoft networking file shares. |
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<endura> fuck women, I got me a national geographic and a bottle of gergins hand lotion, I'm fucking set for the next 10 years |
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<@Tilt> this is the funniest thing i have ever read in a sources TODO list
<@Tilt> o Learn C |
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