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Quote: 7788; Rating: 271; [+|-]
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<slash> masturbation is like tekken 2: after a while your hand begins to FUCKING hurt, but you keep on going because you're enjoying yourself too much.
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Quote: 7790; Rating: 641; [+|-]
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<zyrowan> when I have a fiance
<zyrowan> I'm going to get "Will you marry me?" tatooed on the back of my balls
<zyrowan> and talk her into a rim job
<zyrowan> it'll be soo romantic
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Quote: 7794; Rating: 760; [+|-]
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<RighteousSuicide> I was running around today like a retard
<RighteousSuicide> and I hear a BANG
<RighteousSuicide> i couldn't figure out what it was
<RighteousSuicide> then I noticed I had run into a dumpster
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Quote: 7795; Rating: -49; [+|-]
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<Xiph3r> LIKE HOW CAN YOU TYPE FAG NUGGET CLIT-SAQ WARRIORS OF DOOM-FAGS WITHOUGH LAUGHING YOUR CLIT-SAQ OFF
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Quote: 7796; Rating: 911; [+|-]
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<Daki> thanks i know
<Azalyn> aww
<Azalyn> *smack*
<Azalyn> your so cute when you get smacked
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*
<Azalyn> awwwww!!!!
<Azalyn> *smack*smack*smack!*smack!!-crack* err, oh shit.. o.o i think i killed him >.<
*** Daki ([email protected]) Quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
<Azalyn> O_O
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Quote: 7797; Rating: 399; [+|-]
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<Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> wtf
<Linguica> wait a minute
<Linguica> <Linguica> it would be funny if i got a serious death threat
<Linguica> no it wouldnt
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Quote: 7800; Rating: 84; [+|-]
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(PJ|) someone released a reencoding of it
(PJ|) with alot better quality
(Lan|Work) How do you re-encode something and get better quality?
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Quote: 7801; Rating: 951; [+|-]
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(PJ) grrr
(PJ) a car alarm is going off
(PJ) OH FOR GOD SHAKES SOMEONE SHOOT THE DAMN CAR
(PJ) fuck
(PJ) its our car
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Quote: 7802; Rating: 27; [+|-]
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<coma> wank carefully and do not destroy your penis :)
<xetlain> wise words.
<coma> for men with divine penises like us, yes
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<Affe> haha my mom just got an email from adultcheck that was supposed to go to my stepdad
<Ouroboros> Busted!
<Affe> she's like "adultcheck? i hate all this spam" and she clicks on it to delete it, and up comes the preview "dear william (my stepdad), on such and such a date you ordered...."
<Affe> haha
<Affe> she's all like "asshole"
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<Eukanuba> what time is it in the usa atm ?
<BludClot> 8:40 - 12:40
<FireFox12> wrong
<FireFox12> its 5:45 in california
<BludClot> oh, I wasn't sure which way the timezones went :P
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Quote: 7809; Rating: 295; [+|-]
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*** ChanServ sets mode: +nto ChanServ
<surfnazi> /msg chanserv addop #channel adminpass nick (or hostmask)
<]MC[-Penumbriate> thanks for setting it up
<surfnazi> np
*** surfnazi has left #clanmc
<]MC[-Penumbriate> ok whats adminpass?
<]MC[-Impletudable> whats the password?
<]MC[-Valipulent> what's the pass
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Quote: 7810; Rating: 141; [+|-]
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<[SCSI]Zuph> i found it on some japanese site
<[SCSI]Zuph> maybe it will be in japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> japanese writting looks cool
<[SCSI]anon> doubt it
<[SCSI]Zuph> i'm thinking about going to babel fish, and translating "Cute japanese girlfriend wanted" then put that on a shirt
<[SCSI]Zuph> and no one will no what it means
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their japanese
<[SCSI]Zuph> but they won't respond
<[SCSI]Zuph> unless their cute, and a girl
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Quote: 7812; Rating: 726; [+|-]
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<Allen> what about Hall?
<CactusJac> he died
<Mikey316> he was arrested
<Allen> make up your mind..
<CactusJac> He was arrested for dying.
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Quote: 7813; Rating: 433; [+|-]
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* TPEGrunge is away: -(be back in 12 years)- since -(01:54)- pager -(off)-
* TPEGrunge is back: from -(be back in 12 years)- gone -(626wks 1day 6secs)-
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Quote: 7814; Rating: 973; [+|-]
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<[atticus]> My parents think I'm nuts. I sit on my computer most evenings laughing at the monitor. :)
<[atticus]> Then I turn it on and come here. :)
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Quote: 7815; Rating: 527; [+|-]
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<Worm|PHP> I downloaded a ton of albums .. all encoded in 128 ... later I will reencode to 192
<Worm|PHP> bunch of AC/DC albums :)
<clue1ess> reencode? :P
<Worm|PHP> decode then encode again at 192
<clue1ess> will the quality really improve?
<Worm|PHP> yes it does
<CDBuRnOuT> If anything, you lose quality.
<Worm|PHP> I have done it before many times
<Worm|PHP> I can send samples if you want
<Worm|PHP> I have the same song at 128 .. decoded it .. then encoded it at 192 ... there is a big difference
<CDBuRnOuT> You're attempting to defeat the basis of the format you're encoding in by trusting your ears. Lower bitrates sacrifice pitches, etc. to lower the mp3's size, decoding and reencoding will not get those sacrificed items back.
<CDBuRnOuT> lots of people cannot tell the difference between 128/160/192, etc.
<Worm|PHP> you can with this ... just check it then see
<Worm|PHP> by what you say there shouldn't be a difference .. and if there is .. then it would sound worse
<Worm|PHP> oh well .. sounds a 100% sharper and clearer .. the 128 sounds so muffled ... back to designing
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Quote: 7816; Rating: 6; [+|-]
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<@Theme-4-a-Jakal> we oughta tie allison down and get her addicted to heroin so she'll become a prostitute
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Quote: 7817; Rating: 51; [+|-]
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<Musashi> wait what the heck this isnt pong, it's two PMSing stick figures screwin around
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Quote: 7819; Rating: 123; [+|-]
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<kt> collars are still ugly on people.
<Adri784> What if you're roleplaying?
<kt> then you'll be an ugly roleplayer.
* Adri784 thinks about that
<Adri784> I guess i'll keep that in mind if i ever enter a sex slave relationship
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Quote: 7820; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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<pimplyass> my name is not ugly
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Quote: 7822; Rating: 36; [+|-]
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* spacely sets mode: +o splurge
<splurge> if only having ops helped me get chiqs
<splurge> [sigh]
<splurge> id have hoes fallin' out my ass!
<splurge> (instead of the roaches I hide there so that my mom won't find them)
<spacely> oh man thats why yer weed is always so shitty
<splurge> you mean cheech and chong were wrong? rectal storage doesnt make weed "good shit"?
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Quote: 7823; Rating: 119; [+|-]
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<alec_eso> however my balls remain dry and that makes me somewhat sad.
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Quote: 7825; Rating: 244; [+|-]
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*** Now talking in #physics
<Lud> "To enable the plasmatic vortex in the neighbouring regions of an oscillating singularity, we would of course have to override the eternal protonic fields surrounding the various quantized eddies"
<TrixyDLuX> oh - of course
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Quote: 7827; Rating: -11; [+|-]
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Session Start: Tue May 18 18:38:17 1999
<Ludi> Hey unban me please! :)
<miss> hey i didnt do it this time dickhead
<Ludi> So, you're an op, you can unban me!
<miss> do i want to though....
<Ludi> Yes I think you do :)
<miss> whinge to anaconda
<Ludi> Oh yeah, that's the one
<Ludi> Thanks!
<Ludi> So ... doing anything this Friday?
<miss> wtf!?!?
<Ludi> uhh nothing.
<Ludi> BYE
Session Close: Tue May 18 18:56:31 1999
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Quote: 7828; Rating: 349; [+|-]
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<civicsi> flappy: they have rubber in em now
<spazzer> HI JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> AKA
<spazzer> CIVICSI
<civicsi> HTF DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<spazzer> hahaha
<civicsi> spazzer: your IP will be forwarded to the FBI
<aNuBiS-> roflmfao
<aNuBiS-> JASON PRESTON
<spazzer> go right ahead Mr. Preston
<KK> the people at work are ricers..
<aNuBiS-> i just comprimised your computer
<aNuBiS-> and am reading your files right now
<aNuBiS-> theyre pretty lame mostly
<civicsi> YOU ALL NEED TO STAY OUT OF MY COMPUTER
<LennyNero> hahaha
<JPres> civicsi sounds like a real moron
<civicsi> uhhh, no
<civicsi> I am MCSE asshole
<Darn> haha
<pHatBUDDa> haha
<KK> civicsi.. I have access to government computers.. Jason Preston.. I can see your home address
<civicsi> I have experience
<KK> I have experience jerking off but that doesnt mean I am a jerkoff extroidinaire
<spazzer> So Jason, how have things been?
<aNuBiS-> err, ya it does KK
<KK> aNuBiS-.. hmm.. you are right
<civicsi> spaz: do I even know you?
<spazzer> Jason Preston: http://www.digdug.cx/quotes/?2767
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<Oberon-> So does anyone have any projection on how cheap Pentium III
chips are going to get in the next few weeks?
<TeeCee> Cheep enough to be able to use them for floor tiles. :)
<Oberon-> TeeCee: Wow, cool thought! Massively parallel floor tiles -
a kitchen floor you can count on!
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Quote: 7832; Rating: 392; [+|-]
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* rob` pokes richard.. do an ls `yes`. I dare you
[five minutes pass]
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
<phenyx> INIT: PANIC: segmentation violation at 0x40060fa1! sleeping for 30 seconds.
* rob` .. snickers madly
<Zibblsnrt> Ooh, neat
<phenyx> real funny.
<rob`> I didn't think anyone'd actually _do_ it.
<phenyx> I have enough money to drive to vancouver and kick your ass.
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<J-Rock> Thought For The Day: rm -rf customers.
<Zulu> possibilities.
<rob`> bitchslap-over-IP. Yes.
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Quote: 7838; Rating: 244; [+|-]
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<rob`> wai, self-pity. is there anything more pathetic? :)
<nev> *nod* whining about it on irc ;)
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<rob`> I mean, who would have thought that blood congeals into a pudding? :9
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<Lizrdling> bunch other thatway doing swing.
<Lizrdling> bunch of me and others having a picnic.
<nebouxii> swinging? like having sex with each other?
<rob`> nebo; Stanford, not Berkeley.
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<Sandman> You know something? Burning hair reeks.
<Zibblsnrt> I think that's nature's way of telling you, "Don't set your hair on fire, dipshit!"
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Quote: 7845; Rating: 405; [+|-]
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.... I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the same manner
that fish follow migrating caribou.
-- Paul Tomblin, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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Quote: 7848; Rating: 1466; [+|-]
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Damocles`: o/` we all live in a yellow double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war! o/`
Zibblsnrt smacks Damo for that ;)
Zibblsnrt: Damo: I and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double-hulled buoyancy-controlled boat ofwar
Zibblsnrt: I can outobfuscate your sorry ass anyday >%)
Zibblsnrt dares someone to bloat that through another level. %)
Damocles`: o/` i and my comrades posess as our place of residence the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled boyancy controlled ship of war!
E_of_C: The carbon-metabolizing physical presence that currently houses my conscious and those physical manefestations of my comrades all possess as our common residential abode the interior of a mid-visible spectrum double hulled buoyancy controlled ship of war!
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<FadeJade> On the news tonight "SHOULD AIRLINE PASSENGERS BE MADE TO BUY TWO TICKETS JUST BECAUSE THEY'RE OVERWEIGHT?!"
<FadeJade> Fuck yeah
<Phuser> hell yes
<FadeJade> Business, Economy or Fatty?
<FadeJade> I'll fly Fatty today, thanks
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Quote: 7850; Rating: 1021; [+|-]
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<JoeCuervo> i miss my gfs vagina...
<psychicbug> me too
<JoeCuervo> shaddap
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<+HMetal> isn't it wierd how the obvious things trip you up and the complex things are easy? LOL
<+_underdog> in other words girls are obvious and masturbating is complex
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[Zaun] Zoid?
[Zoid] Yes?
[Zaun] Have you ever been to Vegas?
[Zoid] No
[Zaun] Let me rephrase that. Have you ever paid for sex?
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Quote: 7855; Rating: 754; [+|-]
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<octo> no matter what anyone tells you, or how much you think it would be a good idea, never ever put aftershave on your balls
<HeXeDeCiMaL> OMG 0 ...
<Angelhair> curiosity will get you every time
<Ninja_Bill> as far as i know curiosity didnt make a cat put aftershave on its nuts
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Quote: 7857; Rating: 1129; [+|-]
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[Hive] You know what really pisses me off? People who point at their wrist when asking for the time. Yeah, buddy, I know where my watch is. Where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask for the bathroom?
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Quote: 7859; Rating: 504; [+|-]
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<Kat> I just got an email from Horny Orgy Babes.
<Kat> oh gee... I wonder what it's about
<kmds> rhinocerous calves studying organic chemistry?
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Quote: 7863; Rating: 14; [+|-]
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<Goteku> i s'pose Sem is the kind to laugh at poor kids getting sodomized by 10-foot poles.. sideways -_-,
<Sem[class]> "Buah-hah-haaa! Sux0rz to be you!!!!"
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Quote: 7866; Rating: 303; [+|-]
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<Danzo> damn big txt file
<Danzo> B I G <peaches>
* peaches watches notepad crash
<peaches> should've zipped it up
<Danzo> heh..story of my life =]
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Quote: 7870; Rating: 101; [+|-]
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=== Action: eltawater RAGES at easynet
<eltawater> HOW DARE YOU DOUBLE DEBIT MY ACCOUNT, THEREBY SENDING ME 250 QUID INTO THE RED, AND THEN HAVE THE BALLS TO GIVE ME A COURTESY CALL ASKING ME WHETHER I AM GOING TO RENEW MY CONTRACT
<MetalJoe> problem?
<eltawater> you could say that
<MetalJoe> heh
<eltawater> it's a good thing I've got my credit card now, otherwise I wouldn't be able to pay for anything
<genie_> damn those irc subscription fees
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Quote: 7871; Rating: 179; [+|-]
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<damnyoure> where did you find that link
<Spoof> google
<damnyoure> and why would you believe something that some ass posted :/
<Spoof> cause he is .edu :D
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Quote: 7875; Rating: 652; [+|-]
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<billa> lol
<billa> sif
<billa> talk to the hand
<billa> cause the cock aint listening
<JtHM> that'd make you the cock....
<billa> yes
<billa> damn.
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<Syclopse> my god you again
<gesus> dislexia?
<gesus> i'm sure you meant to say "you my god again"
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Quote: 7877; Rating: 427; [+|-]
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<craving> I had a great dream last night. I was a servant of Satan, and in return for my services he had given me this enormouse house on the side of a mountain. It had a big balcony and a great bookshelf. I was a little nervous, though, because He had eaten my predecessor alive.
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<MafiaLeader> The MORE computers does not mean teh big wang
<pk|notbusy> oh but it does, u knoew. Women go wild for a man with more than 5 obsolete Aplles
<pk|notbusy> they think, like "Cool, he must be a AUTHOR or publisher, maybve he'll make me a webasite for all my dog paintings...."
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