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<Dr_DOS> l33t i got a snickels bal |
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uiu CTCP VERSION reply from Dr_DOS: DREAMCAST-IRC-CLIENT-2 |
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<Maxim-> these fortune cookies are lame
<Maxim-> mine says "You are going to have some new clothes." |
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<PERvERT> i have a 9 inch penis
<Duce> is that in dog inches? |
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<gloone> america is the only country where people live in trailers. |
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<MadHatter> I cut my tongue shaving |
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<Cducharme> My penis has nice settings!
<Dr_DOS> YES
<Dr_DOS> Sidewinner |
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<zip`> sorry my mom just delivered taco bell
<Amanda_> I wish my mom was trained |
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<CrazyDe> don't be afraid..
<CrazyDe> its only a dick |
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<saint`> whats that disease you get when your cum is yellow and it stings when you pee? |
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<HaXk> The dog cant say no
<HaXk> So it really isnt rape |
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<EviL_Dr_BounCe> Heh ya moms got one tooth in her mouth and she snaps holes into doughnuts for a living.... |
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<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4 |
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<AlmtyBob> I gotta go to the doc for my shoulder anyways so I might as well hit him up for some prozac |
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<Wooben> someone find me archie hentai |
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<mogo-> my middle school got a blue ribbon for acheivement...
<natural> my school got a rainbow ribbon for homosexuality |
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<Dr_DOS> i'd go straight into the army if they allowed IRC on weekends. |
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<Wooben> So she called me and i told her she was really ugly
<Wooben> so that was the end of that |
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<gloone> thinking that noone is here since it's saturday
<gloone> so that i can kill him with a screwdriver.
<gloone> or a stapler
<gloone> that's what i have here. |
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<McAnarchy> people live in utah?? |
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<VicViper> heh darkaeon writes his IP address in bathroom stalls
<VicViper> for a good time - xxx.xxx.xxx.xxx |
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<posk> does every cpu have a thing inside where u tamper with it and it disables entering a password to login to the computer? |
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<Islandx55> wtf is a-team |
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<EnDs> N E 1 have that song u know the one from woodstolk? |
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<Andrigaar> there's a good rumor to start up again. "Jacking off till it blisters will form calluses and make if bigger in a few months." |
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* Mootar is away, watching porn [Pants:OFF] [Hands:ON] |
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<ck10k> is there any site where you can dig up data on someone if you have their social security number?
<lux> hahah
<ck10k> damnit. the information age my ass |
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<VicViper> My last girlfriend was cute, but then I found out she was a rom, so I had to dump her. |
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<VicViper> NerdSex #73: Make sure you select the option "Always on Top" |
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<thinkr> will the dvd have a special mode to remove jar jar? |
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<Jarvik7> wonder if they'll have a 'real life' type show, but with people in a rom channel |
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*** Quits: F-D-P (ME AM USA! KTHKX TOUCHDOWN! whatever...) |
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<VicViper> if i get high speed access i can warez
<VicViper> They need to have ISP's that offer CDR's with signup. |
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<JrJrJr> anyone know if 3d studio max is better then adobe photoshop |
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<SYch0> wwf the music vol 4
<sasami> I saw that CD at a store . .
<sasami> It was in the "HICK" section. |
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<HomerJ> I had this computer built for this guy, all ready to go...so I walk to where my mom took my car, and when I get back, out cat sneezed on the board and fried it |
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<lamont-> spanish kids can speak better english than most kids on aol
<lamont-> when they're fucking three years old! |
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<AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick |
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<Lyre-work> <-- soon to be my perm nick =( |
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<blazemore> we know your hand gets more action jax0ring than your feet do walking
<scar`1> yeah well that's also caused by the fact that i hardly walk |
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<syrup> i need to leech while i sleep
<syrup> otherwise i don't sleep well |
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<bocz> cop made me get out and put my hands on my hood
<bocz> and im like 'no i cant touch the paint, its fresh' |
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<VicViper> dorm = jail cell with internet
<SYch0> w/ fast internet |
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<SYch0> >>> Spelling error in digdug. Suggestions:
<SYch0> uiu 1. lamer |
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<ck2k> i tap her car's bumper
<ck2k> and she has this estimate
<ck2k> 200 bucks
<ck2k> fuck you
<ck2k> for 200 bucks i can hire someone to kill your bitch ass |
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<SYch0> my mom got rearended |
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<SSr2> what's pr0n? |
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<Acero> man, i got a cramp in my leg when i was wacking off last night
<Acero> i need to stretch or something |
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<shady_> if i had 5 comps id put them in a circle and put pics and movies on each one
<shady_> and twist around in my chair jackin off |
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<P4T> why do all room names have a # in front? |
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