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[16:56] <van|go`eagles> btw
[16:56] <van|go`eagles> your gf sucks at cs
[16:57] <en4cer> lol
[16:57] <en4cer> shes better at other things
[16:57] <Grifter-> like quake?
[16:57] <en4cer> lol |
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[17:05] <thinkmad> christ man
[17:05] <thinkmad> i just caught my dad jerking off |
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<{ReNeGaDe}>u00a0 ok why is no one writin back to me; what do i got no fingers to type with and im just imaginin writin all this? |
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*** banned[sleep] was kicked by Syber (Lotto Mockery. Shut the fuck up You fucking soggy assed cock sucking mother fucking faggot. You're not even impressing your own mother with cunt-flapped shennanigans like that. No mockery, no cockery, no knocking me. BANNED! 15 minutes.) |
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n e r d b 5: DUDE
n e r d b 5: shania twain is only 20 years older than me.... i might have a chance one day, since she isnt that much older than me |
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<subnet> anyone got a man nearby? will pay! |
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<Bambz-216> i don't have anything illegal in my house anymore
<Bambz-216> EXCEPT FOR THOSE MEXICANS I BOUGHT! |
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<c-rOCK> check this out
<c-rOCK> some guy is a fucking retard |
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<splice> wow, irc really loses its luster when you have a girlfriend
<splice> be back much later |
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<Saige> cureobsession is a guy who might be cute, but you can't tell from the low-quality pictures |
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<SYch0> where do you specify how many levels of a web page you want to save when you save it? :|
<enar> just use teleport pro and like have it save only .jpgs over so many kb :/
<DigDug> use teleport pro or wget
<SYch0> cuz im saving as a single file
<SYch0> im not saving porn!
<enar> why would you save a webpage then :/ |
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<Ash> My Amazon package arrived in Baltimore at 9pm last night... but there's no data after that!
<wild> ash: where is lk's package?
<MadHatter> mind your business wild
<MadHatter> I'm already taking care of lk
<MadHatter> don't ever mention it again
<MadHatter> ever
<gb> Ash: where is lk's package?
*** gb was kicked by MadHatter (..) |
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*** zaney was kicked by Ash (I know you're not stupid! Don't think you can fool me!)
*** Ash sets mode: +b *!*zane@*.cyberverse.com
<hypr> hahaahhaha
<Ash> [13:35] <zaney> whats the greatest nation in the world?
<Ash> [13:36] <Ash> Mexico!
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> uriNATION HAW YOU idiot!@
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> hahahahhaa
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> thats funny
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> urination is peee btw
<Ash> [13:36] <zaney> pee jokes own |
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<zaney> if you have the fucking internet why jizz in the shower? |
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<MadHatter> sjkdfkl;'
<Jingoro`> hatters snorting off his keyboard again |
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<Ash> We hardly ever do crack. Sometimes barely once a week. |
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<iln> AlmtyBob: are both of j00r computers hooked up with cox?
<Ash> I'm awake! Did somebody say cox? |
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<wild> 8ball is madhatter gay?
<Alice1> It says 'Obviously,' wild |
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<AlmtyBob> i HATE MY MOM
<AlmtyBob> fucking I'm just sitting here playing oni
<AlmtyBob> and she walks in
<AlmtyBob> SHE LIVES ACCROSS THE COUNTRY
<AlmtyBob> she is NOT ALLOWED to just walk in
<AlmtyBob> didn't bother calling saying she'd be home
<AlmtyBob> didn't call me from the airport
<AlmtyBob> just bam, walks in
<AlmtyBob> what if I'd been jerking to hardcore teenage lesbo porn?
<hypr> AlmtyBob: dont forget to take da debbe does dallas p0rno out of the vcr
<AlmtyBob> actually it's interview with the vibrator
<hypr> haha
<Lk2k1> Bob has naked pictures of lux in his room.
<AlmtyBob> but I stored that away a while ago
<AlmtyBob> all my porn is digital
<AlmtyBob> oh thanks for reminding me
<AlmtyBob> gotta take the flash card out of my digicam
<AlmtyBob> lest she get curious
<hypr> wtf u made a homemade p0rn?
<AlmtyBob> just pics of people I know
<AlmtyBob> nonnude
<AlmtyBob> time to take out the trash and /clear |
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<polaris> haha... mozilla rocks... I accidently clicked on horse pron on stileproject and it crashed before displaying it |
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<Anagon> IT'S UP! I GOT IT UP!
<Anagon> (no, not like that) |
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<MrFalcon> Rattus: it's just random chance that i hit the keyboard in such a way that my responses make sense |
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<Techiii> Q: How do you spell Kuro5hin? |
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<Techbert> What does 'goatse' mean, anyway? |
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<Techbert> I'm an idiot, it's your fault for confusing me. :P |
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<Medieval> the chances of me spontaneously climaxing while thinking about that are increasing |
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<snerfu> I would say the worst feeling is waking up after a night of drunken stupor and in the process of walking to your computer all you see is a pine session that says: your email "im drunk" has been sent. |
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<ASSX> were can i get some oc3`s |
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<Auspex> how do i decompile a .c in windows? |
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<TrUSoLDiA> since when was linux free? |
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<metio> is there a pirated site that ahs the newest version of linux |
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<Freezed> Just wondering if its possible to download a windows 95/98 source code, or .. |
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<muted> i dont like slackware
<Zephyrous> muted: what are you on?
<Accipiter> Zephyrous >> Crack, apparently.
<muted> suse |
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<MrSpey> Everyone needs pr0n. In fact, I think the amount of pr0n people have is limited by their free time, connection speed, and storage space. Not desire. |
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<imminent> clean keyboard
<imminent> yesss
<edible> you desemenized it?
<edible> let some cum hungry slut lick the shit out of your keyboard? |
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<DigDug> <hypr> dof i think hj00 lsefz haw
<DigDug> wtf did that say?
<hypr> i dunno
<hypr> what i said |
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(|Chris) take your dick out of the port
(Chis) hey it worked! |
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<hypr> digdug: i bet you have your beeper auto go off when somebody adds a quote cause your a supernerd |
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<reptile-> i like to masturbate
<reptile-> heh
<reptile-> I remember along time ago
<reptile-> when I was like 8 er smthn
<reptile-> my friend was like, "Gay people masturbate." or something
<reptile-> and I was like, "ew.. I'm never doing that!"
<reptile-> !#@$ |
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<Chis> anyone experienced with shavers?
<Chis> i need to get one on ebay)
<Chis> http://search.ebay.com/search/search.dll?MfcISAPICommand=GetResult&ht=1&SortProperty=MetaEndSort&query=electric+shaver
<Spidey> dude
<Spidey> just go to the damn store |
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<homerj> I wish I had a detachable penis
<homerj> then when I went out as a woman, I wouldn't have to tape it up |
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<Johnno> wouldnt it be cool if there was a cow that had a door on it's side, that when you opened it up, it produced nummmy pie
<wonko> that's a good idea! hold on while I round up some venture capital... |
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<makeworld> ICQ scared the shit outta me
<makeworld> walked into my pitch dark room and hear a knocking noise, sounded
like someone knocking on my window
<makeworld> shit |
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[23:07] <feMMey> i leave for europe in 4 days
[23:07] <rys> on purpose? |
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After fatal school shooting in Littleton Colorado, 4/20/99
[18:38] <THE_RAY> Any people from the school in here?
[18:39] <scitz0> oh yah i got home from the shooting and "logged on" you idiot
[18:39] <PunCHie> i got shot in the head 4 times..u00a0 but i'm okay.. |
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<gambit32> Would you like an orgasmic disorder?
<gargos> No... I've got homework to do. |
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*** Gambit32 has changed the topic on channel #havok to: Masturbation: If
brute force doesnt work, use a bigger hammer.
<syx> eeeeek |
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<Slewfoot> I made my hamster cum by tickling his winky once |
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<C-B0> i put a toad in the freezer... it peed then froze to the bottem...
then my mom like screamed at me for a week or 2.. it ruled |
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<[SkiTzO]> i think the dump i just took was alive. |
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