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<CiXeL> if you have zillions of bbses in a billion ips using strong encryption all over, GAME OVER GOVT |
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<landen> I want to register it before Microsoft buys out K.Mardam-Bey |
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<reuben> you're like people with bumper stickers.
<reuben> telling the same lines over and over and over again.
<reuben> anything witty is only witty once
<reuben> hey
<reuben> that would be a good bumper sticker |
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<matto> the keg is tapped
<matto> awaiting the guests
<`jon> and you're online |
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<jesus-> jesus saves, but good thing im jesus- , cause i cant do shit |
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<jonathans> statutory rape is the one thing id be okay with having on my record |
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<MK_Ultra> trade my sister for fast appz/OS site |
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<`rip> when you go into a job interview
<`rip> and they ask you what 3 of your weaknesses' are
<`rip> what do you say
<clay> you tell them that youre indecisive
<clay> and then stop talking |
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Quote: 4968; Rating: 124; [+|-]
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<clay> i was sitting in khaleds dorm
<clay> while he was hitting his gravity bong
<clay> and i said dude
<clay> make some shit so i can irc with windows dude |
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Quote: 4971; Rating: 295; [+|-]
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<joey`> clay...doy you know anything about networking
<clay> yes
<clay> the rj45 pee pee goes into the nic pee pee, joey |
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<clay> SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
<clay> I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU |
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Quote: 5017; Rating: 775; [+|-]
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<Pad-lock> Hey Shithead! You want a fuckin fight?!?! If so come to #teens4christ That is.. if your not a fuckin PUSSY!!!! |
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Quote: 5020; Rating: 539; [+|-]
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<iban> when i was your age all i had was a mac, and photoshop
<iban> if i wanted an online gf i had to draw her |
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<theo-> ADSL.....is that some sort of learning difficulty? |
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Quote: 5026; Rating: 263; [+|-]
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<myles> i wonder if i talk to my marijuana it will make it grow faster |
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<iban> uhoh
<iban> its 5am
<iban> about time for my morning wood |
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<myles> i jus wanna go to court and b on the plantiff side for once |
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Quote: 5030; Rating: 654; [+|-]
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<clay> i read the word "c'mon" in a comic book
<clay> so i went to my mom
<clay> and said
<clay> mom, what does c'mon mean, and i pronounced it like semen |
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Quote: 5034; Rating: 943; [+|-]
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<Lith> im tellin ya.. im sitting on a land mine
<Lith> err
<Lith> gold mine |
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Quote: 5039; Rating: 242; [+|-]
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<Myles> if ur piss comes out like vanilla pudding wat duz that mean |
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Quote: 5048; Rating: 469; [+|-]
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<l0wkey> i used to be a freelance gynecologist |
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Quote: 5054; Rating: -39; [+|-]
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<sifelaver> you know who you should ban?
<reuben> who
<sifelaver> DEEZ NUTS |
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Quote: 5068; Rating: 1283; [+|-]
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<reub> i hate people that can't complete a fucking |
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Quote: 5069; Rating: 205; [+|-]
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<langdon> i put my britney spears doll on my speaker.
<langdon> if i get real low to my desk.
<langdon> i can see up her skirt! |
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Quote: 5072; Rating: 403; [+|-]
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<jonathans> i wonder if all women think like that
<reubenf> not all women think |
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Quote: 5073; Rating: 198; [+|-]
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<langdon> win2k is tight.
<langdon> i added all my warez ftp sites to network neighborhood |
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Quote: 5074; Rating: 121; [+|-]
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<`rip> ryano is a dick sucker
<clay> yes
<clay> a social dicksucker
<clay> much like the social smoker
<clay> he puffs for his homies
<`rip> puffs on his homies |
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<joey``> ryan...what are you doing for new year's
<ryano> going on dalnet |
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Quote: 5089; Rating: 842; [+|-]
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<langdon> FUCK OFF AND HELP ME
<langdon> i mean
<langdon> fuck on
<langdon> fuck over here and help me |
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Quote: 5113; Rating: 460; [+|-]
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<reub> if i ever met you guys in real life i would never touch your rulers |
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<TcShBoY> where is the /etc/passwd located? |
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Quote: 5193; Rating: 1041; [+|-]
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<mofo> s2pid virgin cola commercials.
<reuben> i bet it's harder to type "s2pid" than it is to type "stupid"
<mofo> s2pid looks cooler and sophisticated though, so :P
<reuben> it looks stupid |
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<jonathans> the vas deferens is the path from the nuts to the weiner where your breakfast travels |
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Quote: 5256; Rating: 530; [+|-]
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<crist0bal> rhino
<crist0bal> make me an op
<ryano> what are the ingredients |
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Quote: 5259; Rating: 7237; [+|-]
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<reuben> somebody keeps jiggling the doorknob on my front door, then running away
<reuben> i don't know if i should call the police, or hook up some electricity to the doorknob
<cristobal> why don't you put ice on the stairs
<cristobal> and heat up the door knob
<cristobal> and swing paint buckets down from your two story foyer
<cristobal> then a few years later, fade from the public eye..... |
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Quote: 5263; Rating: 404; [+|-]
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<DCBastard> wow - either fairlight and deviance have absolutely pathetic suppliers or morrowind has some good copy protection
<DCBastard> i think it's absolutely disgusting that you can BUY a game before downloading it |
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Quote: 5267; Rating: 174; [+|-]
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<@zexion> the ice age VCD sucks ass
<@zexion> the guy was jerking off while filimg the movie or something...
<@zexion> and some asshole kept gettng up for popcorn or something... I couldnt watch it after 10 minutes
<@zexion> gotta wait for the SVCD
<@^101> it brings the theater experince home zex
<@zexion> 101: always looking at the bright side of life eh? :) |
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Quote: 5269; Rating: 501; [+|-]
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<clay> protocol defines that i place nothing less than a television UP YOUR ASS |
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Quote: 5270; Rating: 549; [+|-]
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<Procyan> is there like 1 person on earth that knows tcl/tk and is writing all of the apps?
<unSlider> procyan: no, there are a bunch of people who dont know tcl/tk but are writing apps for it anyway |
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* xL is thinking of a book on "100 useless applications of Cat-5 cables"
<xL> #1: A windows NT network |
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Quote: 5272; Rating: 1950; [+|-]
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<django23> I have a stupid question: what does "sendmail" do?
<Epesh> django: you're right, that is pretty stupid |
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<erno> hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is. |
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Quote: 5274; Rating: 427; [+|-]
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<Gnuspice> shit, you know you've been doing too much SQL when you're at a prompt and do SELECT * FROM /bin; |
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Quote: 5275; Rating: 449; [+|-]
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<zymurgy> #define NULL NULL /* because I can dammit! */ |
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Quote: 5276; Rating: 324; [+|-]
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<Guilty> Wasnt there some option you changed last time when DCC kept cutting off?
<maff> yeah I reinstalled windows |
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Quote: 5297; Rating: 148; [+|-]
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<jstepka2> better than losing your virginity to a 17 yr old midget at 22 |
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Quote: 5298; Rating: 835; [+|-]
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<chinger> My real name is Thoma
<chinger> s
<LimberDink> Well hello there, Thoma
<LimberDink> s |
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Quote: 5300; Rating: 25171; [+|-]
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<tatclass> YOU ALL SUCK DICK
<tatclass> er.
<tatclass> hi.
<andy\code> A common typo.
<tatclass> the keys are like right next to each other. |
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<blazemore> LITTLETON, Colo. - Colorado officials plan to try a 15-year-old boy as an adult for allegedly offering a Sony PlayStation to have his aunt killed.
<FlipTopBx> is it modded? |
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Quote: 5302; Rating: 313; [+|-]
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<@BitS> LordViper is serious about not playing multiplayer games, he even has sex by himself :/ |
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