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<vvortex3> hey, the isp i work for, cwnet has a legal copy of microsoft visual studio, but we cant find the cd, can someone please email me deruntime.dll so i can fix a bug in one of our machines?
<Cyrix> what.
<jim4> vv: no
<Cyrix> get a new cd
<Cyrix> or go to #mypersonalfileserver
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<snibril> we don't support warez, and neither incomptent isps
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<vvortex3> jerk
<Cyrix> vvortex3 on @#mypersonalfileserver |
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*** Topic is 'Current IQ is, make no mistake, 0120 (your IQ is subtantially higher, if you know what that is in decimal)'
<DuneBoy> fr0zen: it looked like base 3 to me, which would mean it was 25 isn;t it??? 0(3^3) + 1(3^3) + 2(2^3) + 1? |
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<Toramo> It's a full house tonight!!!
<Illuvatar> Can I be uncle Joey? |
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<Luney> i dunno i took an icq test and it said 180 |
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<mov> DAL: u seen 2001 - A space odyssey?
<DAL9000> that has to be the stupidest question i've ever heard |
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<JeyK> 7) I wanted to see if my penis would fit through the CD.u00a0 It did, but the firemen and rescue squad had to break the CD to free me. |
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<KeeperS> one of the questions on there is "HOW MANY SIDES DOES A TRIANGLE HAVE?"
<KeeperS> and it has a picture of a triangle
<KeeperS> and then 4 answer choices
<KeeperS> how do you get that wrong? |
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<Twingy> almost as annoying as you dal, except your hear longer
<DAL9000> that would be almost insulting if it were grammatically correct |
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<Soronel> Just so everyone knows, if a life suddenly appears, I have dibs
<Soronel> I'm not likely to get one otherwise |
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* DuneBoy wonders why his code won't compile
<DuneBoy> missing ) my ass
<ZorbaTHut> "Ironically, however, his ass was indeed missing its right cheek." |
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<Cyrix_> everytime you take a crap, you design the unique cracks and lines in your terds, and sometimes decorate them with peanuts or corn
<Cyrix_> and occasionally, you tint the shade. thats all designing |
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<GiRLiE-> ur cruel.. but funny
<bytraper> and you have a beuatiful mind... but you're fat |
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<jjz_> One point I had a MS Agent reading IRC windows while I'd play halflife |
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<Gersh> wow
<Gersh> I rule
<Gersh> I made one of my ex's cry over aim
<Gersh> dammit I wish she had a webcam |
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<ohm> damn
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> DAMN
<ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother's window pops up
<ohm> FUCK
<ohm> i go like this to her
<ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
<ohm> FUCK |
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<thinkmad> who made these stupid ass tutorials?
<thinkmad> one of them should be
<thinkmad> how to be fucking stupid |
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<TittiesMcEarmuffs> ( . )^_^( . ) |
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<ryo-ohki> and it would be an understatement to say I AM FUCKING BAKED OUT OF MY MIND
<DCBastard> lol - what else is new?
<DCBastard> one day you should come into the channel and go "WOW - I AM TOTALLY FUCKING STRAIGHT" - we'd all be like "holy shit! that is amazing!" |
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<Puff-working> I play the banjo..never learned fiddle..but I might someday.
<Puff-working> and I can make a harmonica sing.
<Unfor|Work> I play the CD player |
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<cheerio> i like computers better than chicks cuz they will willingly accept my 3.5" floppy |
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<Merlin3> It was my grandmother's dying wish that I receive some dave matthews bootlegs... if you have any mp3ed (not from the 4 CDs) please msg me or just go and DCC it to me... thank you for your concern. with everyone's help, I think I will be able to make it through these difficult times. |
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<iHaveAids> Anyone want to talk to a 17 / f? |
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<fagx> in order to maintain our status as high-ranking officials in #lost we have a maximum of 1 offline friend each |
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<reuben> i'm going to name my kid with elite capitalization
<langdon> my kid will be all caps. |
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<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids
<l0wkey> from sitting on my butt all day ircing
<l0wkey> i should sue Khaled |
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<reuben> my dad claims that he got his first piece of ass from a cow.
<reuben> i had a great upbringing |
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<nost> whered iban go
<langdon> home
<nost> this is his home |
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<gee-> i stole a 5 dollar pen from officemax and it didnt work
<homieC> your dad stole a 5 dollar condom from a 7-11 and it didnt work |
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<pimp> im going to go play with my toys now
<RiP> that means hes going to play with himself right
<pimp> no, im going to go play with my X-Men action figures |
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<cade> zzz, you wanna kill yourself or something?
<zZz-> cade, I've attempted so many times and failed, it's not even funny..
<zZz-> Accually, it is kinda funny. |
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<l0wkey> usually if someone pisses me off i punch their girlfriend in the mouth and scram |
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<gee> i made $52 at busch gardens saturday
<iban> in a bathroom stall? |
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<l0wkey> do any of you wonder why pubic hair doesnt get as long as normal hair |
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<reuben> send me a picture of you.
<{Elmo}> no scanner
<reuben> get one.
<{Elmo}> no $$
<ryano> in other words reub, you probably dont want to see her |
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<l0wkey> i am in a jam...it is my old roommates 21st birthday tonight, no school tomorrow, a few movies i want to see, Simpsons and X-Files...what to do?
<l0wkey> I KNOW...STAY ON IRC |
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<chris--> now i have to tell the coach that i can't play because my wrist hurts
<chris--> and he asks me how i injuried it
<chris--> and i say swinging a bat
<chris--> and it sounds stupid.
<chris--> it has 'masturbation injury' written all over it |
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<lewZer> Man, translating 2 pages of non-spaced, non-punctuated, instructions for making lsd is awful rough on a 9th grade dropout |
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<Spudge> if my mother was on right now i would kb her ass so quick |
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<clay> prostitution is illegal in the united states of america
<ryano> not in nevada
<clay> were you conceived in nevada |
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<l0wkey> if i see something so fucking cute, like another rugrats movie or babe movie, im going on a spree
<sabbat> a killing spree i hope
<l0wkey> i was thinking along the lines of shopping spree, but suggestion noted |
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<tsal> my dick is so big it's got its own dick |
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<intuit> hmm maybe sumtime next week i will go outside |
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<iban> in 5 years irc will be obsolite
<ryano> so will spelling |
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<l0wkey> the women in porn spread so much all i can see are kidneys |
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<langdon> *** Unable to resolve 255.255.255.255
<langdon> how do i get that IP?
<langdon> is that like.
<langdon> when the internet is full? |
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<Conjure> closed minded idiots
<Conjure> playing with feces owns |
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<clay> and i raped your mother %your.age years ago |
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<Polytope> tetris is so unrealistic |
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<clay> math is for kids who cant get by on looks and trench coats alone |
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<joey`> mcdonalds fired me for trying to install irc on the teleprompter |
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