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*** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
*** Morpheus ([email protected]) has joined channel #relax
<Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable
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<+kritical> christin: you need to learn how to figure out stuff yourself..
<+Christin1> how do i do that
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<Nall> type /nick newname to fix your name
*** amit is now known as newname
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<sTek> "ONLY FRIENDS", i hate those two words
<sTek> even worse than "im pregnant"
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<@Chaz> How the hell it went through a folded-over (two layers) sock is beyond me...
<Nyphur> ... o_0
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(seiki) &google inflatable+goat
(fnet) Google (inflatable+goat): http://www.vacationbibleschool.com/v_newfeatures.html
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<@EvilSxxd> it's a sad sad day when a man lets a woman move into his balls
<@Vashie> my nutsack is as safe as fort nox
<@EvilSxxd> checked and handled by 1000s of sweaty soldiers a day?
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<Digital-^> i love brits , every time i hear someone mention a fag break all i can think of is someone knocking on my door , picking me up , and smoking me
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<blazemore> these japanese guys walked up to me and my friend and started talking to us
<blazemore> and asking which bands we like
<blazemore> so we started naming some off but they hadn't heard of any of them
<blazemore> then i'm like "uh... guns 'n roses"
<blazemore> and they're all "oh yes, we like them very much!"
<ScumDog> you should've whistled "patience" to them
<ScumDog> as a universal message of love
<ScumDog> it transcends the spoken word
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<Hostile> Would you eat mung if it tasted like chicken?
<Hostile> Would you eat chicken if it tasted like mung.
<Scofco> ...
<Scofco> what's mung?
<Hostile> It's the stuff inside of a pregnant chick i think.
<Scofco> there's lots of stuff inside pregnant chicks
<Hostile> Yeah, that's mung.
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<Ouroboros> suds: You are drunk, we are sober. Why are you sad?
<suds> i dunno
<suds> maybe cuz all the chicas at the club were so underage it was like walkin into jail
*** suds has some standards
<suds> noone under 18
<suds> now that i'm 22
<Ouroboros> I only have 2 standards.
<Ouroboros> A left one and a right one.
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Quote: 3974; Rating: 11; [+|-]
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[OutLore ] horray! my crossover cable worked! putting ends on is easy....
[madwoota ] if you have a crimper :P
[OutLore ] took me 45 for the first one, 5 for the second.. :)
[madwoota ] cat5 ends take < 10 seconds
[OpsuPup ] but you're l33t woota
[OpsuPup ] how could OutLore possibly hope to compete with you?
[madwoota ] i know, it's tough, but someone has to be this good
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Quote: 3975; Rating: 487; [+|-]
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<ScumDog> my first BBS name ever, when I was something like 11 years old, was pothead.
<ScumDog> except that I was named after a local band, and had no idea what an actual "pothead" was
<ScumDog> so people were always like "Rahhh! 420 4-ever!!!" and I had no clue what they were talking about
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<therioman> at this rate i'll end up working for some company, being married and having 4 kids
<therioman> which i will ensure doesn't happen
<therioman> i shall barricade myself with 45U racks
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(AngelGrl) unix sounds like lego.. am i right?
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[11:29] *** kiwix is now known as kiwiGF
[11:34] *** kiwiGF is now known as kiwix
<mightyflo> that was quick.
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<scummo> I was saying "eat a dick" even then, trying to get good grades by drawing pictures of shoes
<scummo> a tradition I keep up even today
<scummo> the 4.0 on the 15-page paper about the importance of midgets and dwarfs in film has to be my crown jewel
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<Lowtax> Command and Conquer? Is that being the movie with Regis & kathy Lee?
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<DAEMON> marked by circumcision
<DAEMON> hm, that sounds like a Steven Segal movie
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<Matt> so much hostility
<Spike> for such a tiny little hole
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* DAEMON watches the most expensive videos on mtv
<SkiTz> the most expensive is bound to be a Michael Jackson clip.
<DAEMON> it costs a lot to buy small children on the black market for his dressing room
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<Donitz> Sleep! From Blamco! Its kinda like dying - but without the commitment!
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<Donitz> Do you like waffles?! Do you like Nazi propaganda?! Then do we have the restaraunt for you!
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<Veers> Welcome to insomnia, Tony. Even Masturbation won't work right.
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<Nazke|du> Your ass is russian, in other words its cold and only inviting to women with beards.
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<Tony> a hand job..10 dollars, a blowjob..25 dollars, full sex..50 dollars, a long lasting relationship..priceless. There are some things money can buy, for everything else, theres blackmail.
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<evil-guru> if the Bible says Pi equals 3, the Pi must equal 3
<j-la> Thou shalt not reckon in decimals.
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<Gallant> what's the point of programmin C/C++ if your goal is to make readable code?
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<Joshua> how's the recording going?
<Joshua> or the whole band thing i guess... haven't heard much as of late...
<Lexx> like a dead paraplegic snail, nailed to a dead paraplegic badger that has been cemented into the foundations of a building
<Joshua> umm... was the snail dead before it was nailed to the badger?
<Lexx> they were both stillborn
<Lexx> as were their parents
<Alamias> Sounds like my sex life
<Joshua> wow...
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Quote: 4014; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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<Alamias> So, how is things with you Waldo?
<Joshua> things are just things
<Joshua> kicked a midterm's ass
<Joshua> tire
<Joshua> *tired
<Alamias> Cool.. I always hated midterms
<Lexx> isnt that a pregnant lady?
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<aeflux> I swear 85% of the CS community failed remedial english in 3rd grade
<Gunny> 85% of the CS community hasn't made it to the 3rd grade
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Quote: 4016; Rating: 293; [+|-]
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<djglitch> i'm thinking about getting the front desk chix number just to see if i still have it in me
<djglitch> she is sexy
<tyne> lol
<tyne> u got her number
<tyne> "0"
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<drlion> squirrels have sexy tails
<drlion> like foxes
<[ric]> hmm.... define "sexy"
<[ric]> in fact, don't... I will leave it to my imagination.. :)
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<Dark_un> man this shit is fucked
<Synoptica> whats that?
* Dark_un produces a piece of shit with a particularly suspicious looking hole
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<crunchybl> anyone know xml in here
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<RokChik> just had my first mammogram and anytime you flatten anything that much, it just ain't ever going back to being fluffy and firm again. I just may sue.
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<blazemore> one of my friends that i haven't talked to in forever said "Hey what's up" through icq last night
<blazemore> i didn't say anything though cause last time she said whats up she just needed a cd burned :|
<mightyflo> cdrs before hos
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<prence> you masturbate too much if your mom has to snap your tube sock over her knee to get it in the washer
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<Tragician> MOTHER...FUCKING...FIREWALL!
<mightyflo> that's a horrible mental image
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<ftstjohn_> 6" long and 4 1/2" thick bald penis
<ftstjohn_> looking for a girl to watch me masterbate in real life
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<kapusta> Slut: a woman that fucks everyone. Bitch: a woman that fucks everyone but you...
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<TYRESE> Does anybody know how it feels to have a faggot bug u on the internet????
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<TALLC00L1> Why do dogs lick their dicks? cuz they can't make a fist
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<[Shinji]> Statitics say that 85% of College men mastrubate at least once per day. Hmmm... I'm about due.... I'll be back in 10..
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<dean`> LunaRain: i can rape myself any time without going to prison
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<conio> 99% of all americans SUCK
<poon> conio: i guess that leaves Monica Lewinsky in the remaining 1% that blows?
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([ric]): see if you were scared in legoland, would you shit lego bricks?
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Quote: 4061; Rating: 166; [+|-]
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(@Jumper): I've been to LegoLand
(@Jumper): I've actually been drunk in LegoLand !
(@Jumper): We had a huge company party in the Lego Castle
(+offwYtE): drink out of lego cups
([ric]): lagerland... sure that wasn't where you were Jumper?
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<DigDug> <nowakow> does anyone want to teach a horny female to masturbate to orgasm?
<DigDug> Approve Kill Nothing
<orion> kill;
<jestuh> kill
<jestuh> if she's horny she knows what to do
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<FreshBrew> i dont know why i floss before i go to the dentist
<FreshBrew> i never ever do it
<FreshBrew> its like going to the doctor and pretending not to be sick so he doesnt yell at you
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