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*** Now talking in #blackpride
<Rosen> no, in a perfect world we'd be treated as equals
<@Ph43rDnky> no, in a perfect world we'd be treated as superiors
<Jaayy> In a perfect world, you wouldn't even exist! Whadya say to that?
<@Ph43rDnky> that's not a very appropriate comment for a black pride channel
<Rosen> shut up jaay you fag
<Jaayy> Oh, you mean this is a channel for proud black people? I thought it was for white people who are proud of their slaves
<@Ph43rDnky> Jaayy, stop now or I'll ban you.
<Jaayy> Alright fine... anybody play warcraft 3?
<Therman> I do
<Jaayy> Want to join a clan?
<Therman> Sure, what's it called?
<Jaayy> K-hadgar's
<Jaayy> K-razy
<Jaayy> K-illers.
*** You were kicked by Ph43rDnky (bastard)
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* FJ arranges M&M's on his keys
<FJ> mm mmmm m mmm mmm
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<@a-arse> sheeit, think me mum saw pr0n
<@a-arse> alt-tab doesn't work when the other window is porn too :(
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<Casey8> Diana Ross' husband died
<Tarrier> how
<Casey8> fell while climbing in South Africa or something
<JennAway> that's sad
<Bubbaprog> i guess there is a mountain high enough
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<evildemi> what's your yearbook quote gonna say?
<helveti> "TRAPPED IN A YEARBOOK FACTORY PLEASE SEND HELP"
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<Moonpie> one time
<Moonpie> this kid was talking about how hitler only had one nut
<Moonpie> and i said 'poor hitler' and got kicked out of the class
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crossoverfanatic: well, go to chinatown in your state, if its possible and soak in the atmosphere
crossoverfanatic: its fun
crossoverfanatic: word of caution, wear bright colours
crossoverfanatic: preferably red
DWKomodo: why's that?
crossoverfanatic: red is a lucky colour
DWKomodo: that explains why communism caught on so well....
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<+darthpony> geez dude
<+darthpony> with my last gf
<+darthpony> I made the most terrible fruedian slip
<+darthpony> we were sitting at breakfast the one day, and I wanted to ask her "pass the sugar please"
<+darthpony> instead I said "you're ruining my life, you fucking bitch"
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<Elly> ChanServ is actually a 14-year-old sex slave who sits in Bergee's apartment at a PC typing out commands over and over
<Bergee> 14? try 16
<Bergee> I have some class
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<Homer> OMG!!!
<Homer> OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG
<Homer> OWOWOWOOWOWOW
<Homer> SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK AHHH MOTHERFUCKING HELL THIS HURTS
<Homer> AKINFINAasnloannSANFINADFNfANfaNfafa
<Homer> FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
<Homer> AOISMFASINASINISNAIMDMASDMA
*** Homer has quit IRC (Quit: )
...time passes...
*** Homer has joined #hackers
<Homer> whoever said that shaving your balls is fun, is wrong
<Homer> very, very wrong... :(
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* Pilgrim has joined #lockergnome
<Pilgrim> is it just me, or did this chan get bigger since the last time i was here? :p
<Rage> when were you last here?
<Siren> yeah, we knocked out that wall --------------------------------->
<Siren> :P
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Quote: 211949; Rating: 716; [+|-]
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maddox> hehe if I still lived at my parents' house I'd be grounded for sure
khoveraki> the basement is still part of the house, maddox.
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<Rosss> I watched a crazy japanese gangster movie today
<Rosss> A yakuza boss drowns a hooker hopped up on heroin in a kiddie pool full of her own feces
<Lev> Was it a comedy?
<Rosss> uh no
<Lev> Oh
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<DoCa-Cola> dude, i just saw this porn video, every 30 seconds it cut to a turtle just sitting on a rock...
<DoCa-Cola> What kinda shit is that?
<SilentAvenger> DoCa-Cola, Turtle porn.
<DoCa-Cola> It's like suck suck suck suck bang bang TURTLE
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<Chicken> i used to work at the zoo cleaning up crap
<DigitallyChallenged> hahaha
<Chicken> they paid my 645 an hour
<Chicken> me
<DigitallyChallenged> woah holy shit
<DigitallyChallenged> i could do that!
<DigitallyChallenged> gimmie a shovel!
<Chicken> no
<Chicken> 6.45
<DigitallyChallenged> oh
<Chicken> LOL
<DigitallyChallenged> well that's not as good...
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<NEGRO> i find out if i can get 1.5mbit cable tomarrow
<NEGRO> comcast keep dicking us around
<NEGRO> "yes, service is available in your area"
<NEGRO> "oh, its available, but not in your neighborhood, but in your area!"
<NEGRO> "oh, it is available in your neighborhood."
<NEGRO> "well, maybe its not, we just like getting your hopes up you stupid fuck ass!"
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<jesus> hey hows it doin
<jesus> any little children in here
<Nyghtshade> ITS JESUS
<Nyghtshade> HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT OF MY TRUNK
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<AlmightyBob> I built a tesla coil for electronics in high school. It worked once. It's entire construction connsumated in one arc of electricity to to my lab partners left ass cheek.
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<gelfwag> So, I'm in the administration room now. What do I do to really fuck them up bad?
<@mooie> how did you get on the computer in there?
<+greg> give the computer a good shock to fuck up the hard drive or just knock it over
<+greg> and burn the windows/office/etc CDs
<gelfwag> haha! this is awesome the CD cases are melting.
<gelfwag> the mouse is melting it's so awesome
<gelfwag> oh shit the mousepad caught fire
<+greg> dump it somewhere
<gelfwag> fuck the room's getting filled with smoke what the hell do I do now?!
<+greg> let it start burning then get away and pull a fire alarm somewhere in the halls
<gelfwag> hahaha
<gelfwag> oh shit the library bitch is coming wtf do I do now?!?!?!!
<+greg> Beat the shit out of her and run.. or if she saw your face, kill the ho and move to mexico
* Quits: gelfwag (Connection reset by peer)
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<CG> I just fell asleep watching the tennis
<CG> all I heard was "uhnn oof uhnn oooooof uhnnn" from the two girls on tv
<CG> sounded alright ;)
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<nitrofenix> fucking cunt
<nitrofenix> i mean
<nitrofenix> er
<nitrofenix> distasteful individual.
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<Prescient1> what's the syntax for sending a message to the whole channel on a timer?
<|sliq|> /timer 0 (delay in seconds) msg #channelname Message
<|sliq|> don't do 0 0, you'll flood out right away
* Prescient1 Quit (Excess Flood)
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Quote: 212619; Rating: 165; [+|-]
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<+l4mby> HOLY COW !
<+l4mby> there's a cockatoo on here selling for 12,000$
<@Phoenix> Must be good in bed or something
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<budb> i find chicks in real life, and they are dating someone else, chicks find me online, and they are bisexual guys
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<Surye> My mom was like "Why don't you put on "Wake Me Up" By Wham for your alarm"? I just looked at her and said "So you want me to wake up gay?"
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<@GM`> My god damn script is disobeying me.
<@GM`> It's like I programmed a woman >:(
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<Drav> where the hell can a well-intended, modest, christian fellow go to get a handjob around here?
<ktrout> look no further than the end of your arm
<CoverSlide> Drav: are you under 12?
<CoverSlide> because you could become catholic
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Quote: 212732; Rating: 279; [+|-]
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<Grezshnaw> I didn't discover masturbation until I was around 12/13, and then it was by dressing a pillow up in my sisters clothers and humping it.
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<sangre> what operating system do you use?
<sangre> which version of windows?
<CHICAGO> IBM
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Primus521: hey dude the funniest thing happened to me today
Primus521: im at walmart and this chick is buying a box of tampons and they are missing the upc and wont ring up
Primus521: so the cashier tells his buddy to get a price check on tampax
Primus521: the dude looks at him and says, "the kind u push in, or the kind you hammer in?"
Primus521: lol
Primus521: turns out he misheard him
Primus521: he thought he said thumbtacs
Primus521: you should have seen the look on the chicks face
Primus521: omfg
Primus521: til the day i die
Primus521: i will never forget it
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Quote: 213028; Rating: 1452; [+|-]
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<{LD}> roses are red
<{LD}> violets are blue
<{LD}> in soviet russia
<{LD}> poems write you
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Quote: 213192; Rating: 829; [+|-]
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<Yonjuuni> Goddamn charity telemarketers.
<Yonjuuni> Bad enough that they're telemarketing in the first place, but when they have the nerve to try to fucking lay a guilt trip on you...
<Gally> what was it for?
<Yonjuuni> Sponsoring poor kids to go to a hockey game.
<Gally> i'd rather give poor kids food.
<BrianS> I'd rather turn poor kids into food.
<Gally> A modest proposal.
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<speedy> This chick is hot, in a creepy "i'm a rapist" way
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<Demamas> <Jew> I WORSHIP THIS GOD, WHO SAYS THIS AND THIS AND THIS. <Christian> AND THERE WAS THIS OTHER CARPENTER GUY WHO DID SOME STUFF, HE'S FUCKING GREAT. DIE, JEW! <Muslim> I AGREE TOTALLY, NOW I WILL KILL YOU BOTH!
<Renzian> THEN OPTIMUS PRIME SWEEPS IN WITH LAS0RBEAMS :D
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<The_Spaniard> The only good part of American Idol is laughing at the auditions
<The_Spaniard> Ha ha girl fliping out
<The_Spaniard> girl lost 80 pounds and was told she sucked
<[P]aradox> Spaniard, she does suck... only difference is, now she spits instead of swallowing.
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Quote: 213250; Rating: -15; [+|-]
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<Asty> Tub Girl: "Well, shit."
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Quote: 213271; Rating: 145; [+|-]
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Tiger28070: see, women were just men that stayed in the cold too long
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Quote: 213275; Rating: 334; [+|-]
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<+MrKite> ah, no more obvious sign of intense boredom than taking a bendy figure of Mickey Mouse and making it look like he's pointing at his crotch
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Quote: 213280; Rating: 1260; [+|-]
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[@flu1d`]: i wanna fuck a deaf girl
[@tomato]: thats kinda sick
[@flu1d`]: so i can hear her go "woaoaaaaaarrrrrr"
[@pitchblende]: hah
[@flu1d`]: like a wookie
[@tomato]: lol wtf
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Quote: 213317; Rating: 21; [+|-]
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<brenty|Away> I have to get my afro cut tommorow. Im sad.
<Spitty> brent is my personal hero
<Spitty> YOU HAVE AN AFRO YOU HOMO!?!?!
<Spitty> k, brent is not my hero anymore
<Icez> if he was a superhero, he would be afro ass basher
<Spitty> its now........Sivart
<brenty|Away> You just asked me for a kiss, why are you calling me a homo?
<Spitty> .....um....LOOK OVER THERE!
<Icez> brent, he thinks if you kiss him he will be turn strait
<Siv{SoSeksi}> I have hair half way to my butt Spitty
<DragonD> didnt need to know that Siv...
<Spitty> yeah, but not a fro
<Siv{SoSeksi}> true
<brenty|Away> You will show respect to the fro.
<Siv{SoSeksi}> DragonD, you asked if I trimmed my pubic hair in PM 5 mintues ago :S
<Spitty> is it really a fro? or just a gathering of hair?
<Icez> you a black guy brent??
<Icez> do you have soul?
<brenty|Away> African American dude,
<Spitty> oh yeha, yur black....today...
<Icez> I see, so, your from africa?
<brenty|Away> Detroit. Close enough.
<brenty|Away> Im waiting for my reperations so I can buy a wife.
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Quote: 213367; Rating: 283; [+|-]
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<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) BBS Warez?
<Pr|muS> (H|J|nX) What do you have BBS related?
<hydro> wtf is be back soon warez
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Quote: 213386; Rating: 340; [+|-]
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<Bunge> The Clinton administration created a $300 billion surplus, in a few years the Bush administration has turned that into a $400 billion deficit, mostly spent on "the war on terror"
<Bunge> and they claim that is good financial management?
<Bunge> they are a bunch of cnuts
<Kormiic> At least now I'm not terrified...
<Kormiic> Oh... wait...
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Quote: 213397; Rating: 693; [+|-]
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<Gizmog> I ever tell you guys about my trip to the beach?
<Gizmog> Long story short: I scored.
<Inferior_Minion> A touchdown????
<Gizmog> Kinda. :P
<Gizmog> She took off her bikini
<Gizmog> And I touched her on down.
<Inferior_Minion> 2 hand touch or full contact
<Inferior_Minion> ??
<Gizmog> Let me put it this way:
<Gizmog> I sacked her
<Gizmog> And pretty soon, she was behind the line of scrimmage
<Inferior_Minion> Did she ask for her quarter back?
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<SCarfAcE> Russia has sent in the army to bolster a week-long struggle to rescue 10 tons of beer trapped under Siberian ice, Itar-Tass news agency said Tuesday. A lorry carrying the beer sank when trying to cross the frozen Irtysh river, and a rescue team of six divers, 10 workers and a modified T-72 tank from the
emergencies ministry have so far failed to save the load.
<SCarfAcE> now that's a great allocation of resources!
<Abstruse> scar: And all we had to get that baby out of the well were firefighters with Vasoline.
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<Ded`work> "Roses are red, violets are blue, all of my base, are belong to you"...heh, cute
<Ded`work> a geek valetine poem
<Arcturus> Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF
<phillys> rofl
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Quote: 213624; Rating: 295; [+|-]
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<Tiedyeguy> ok this DJ has a wierd sense of humor... "Campus police is sending out a warning about a prowler around the university... And now something on my personal playlist" *plays AC/DC - Night Prowler*
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<fr3ak-> atleast when you lose your virginity you will still have the box it came in
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<dFYNE> Geography of a Man
<dFYNE> A man is like Iraq, ruled by a dick.
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<wshs> on @*:TEXT:*allah*:#:kb $nick terrorist!
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<dizdaz89> my mom is getting a new matress...so I have to go soon
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