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<CSGpunk> anyone live in raleigh, nc and know where i can get drugs
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<PolestaR> nah you can survive short periods
<PolestaR> in space
<PolestaR> but its cold isnt it aswell
<PolestaR> I donno for sure
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<nird> no i would never associate myself with ravers. i listen to intellegent music like nirvana, rush, and tori amos
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(drmatitis) ya, i've graduated from the rockstar mullet to the NASCAR mullet
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<necrofile> i wonder what happens if u put your playlist in your playlist
<DigDug> OMG DON'T!!!!
<DigDug> THE UNIVERSE WILL COLLAPSE :D
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(wd) there's like a whole dentist syndrome thing called "mountain dew mouth"
(wd) in which your teeth are just fugly
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(kap) damn im gassy tonight
(kap) too bad eSmell went out of buisness
(kap) i could punish you guys forever
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(adm) No definitions found for "verio", perhaps you mean:
(adm) SUX
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(driz) sometimes i bring my mom on irc
(crystalize) whats her nick?
(driz) i usually give her the nick Coupon_Master
(driz) because we're jewish, etc.
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(ashke) id like to take someone from the 1950s
(ashke) like some 15 year old kid
(ashke) and show him the internet
(ashke) "GOLLY GEE LOOK AT THAT DONKEY HAVE SEX WITH THAT LADY"
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(zoo0oop) has anyone ever been known to get frostbite from being in a data center for many hours without a hot drink?
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<Furan> the only 2 types of women that don't bitch and moan are gifs and jpgs
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<MiddleSF2> wow 80 people eh? I thought irc would be closed on x-mas eve ^_^
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<CodeMason> You lack belief in all the thousands/hundreds of thousands of supreme beings that have been believed in at one point or another. So to them you are an atheist.
<Kyonshi> CM is sooo smart ^_^
<CodeMason> Kyo: It feels good to know my statements warrant an anime smilie face.
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<JDigital> Say, how long would 600Mb take to download on a 1.5Mb connection? Lets assume I were to download an entire CD from Pyoko.org.
<Zaratustra> DO I LOOK LIKE GETRIGHT TO YOU MOTHERFUCKER
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* CanuckSaq screws with people's minds way too much
<mindrape> CanuckSaq: you must have a little weewee, cuz i didn't feel you were screwing mine :/
<CanuckSaq> mr: a) I have a gigantic cock, and b) you assume you actually possess a mind
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<neutrl> i don't have any tables
<mAimZ> da wheels 'o steel...
<mAimZ> you should get some... And get all your favorite tunes on LP... It's more fun than 4 hookers and a jimmy hat!
<hypr> i highly doubt that
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[xite] i hate movies with abrupt endings
[xmas_hate] ya i hate when i only download clips of porn too
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<Camo> i licked the adhesive on the envelope cuz i thought it would be erotic
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<im3t8> my last nightmare was of my computer trying to kill me
<Apathetic> really?
<im3t8> but in the end it was just the mouse
<Apathetic> maybe that's metaphoric for something
<Apathetic> :/
<im3t8> its a microsoft mouse
<im3t8> :/
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<snag> i once jerked off in my face, just to see what it was like
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<ckx> xmas was fun back before i was blessed with pubes and still had hopes and dreams and such
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<hobbes`> I cracked the shits at ppl knocking on my door last night and answered it naked - teach them to ever ask me for money again stupd door spammers
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<doctor`> "hallo! i am reeecki marten! sex masheen! i love all the preeety gerls! lets us have secks! constantleee! i am south american sensation! bulging spaniard genitals!"
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<Longi> i'm going to go moisturize my testicles.
Longi is gone (02:23AM): vitamin wank
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<doctorb> i want a microwavable dildo. i'm sick of the cold plastic.
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<******> "oh yeah, i got me a 643gb ultradrive, with 23 supermegs of zingram, and i have a 160000 channel cable installed by telstra, a proto router which goes into each of my 16 terminals around my house, and i am having sex while typing this all, and taking copious amounts of drugs aswell."
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* aiel wonders why the load on his O2 has passed 3.0
<core> aiel: netscape ?
<xL> aiel: I told you VRML pr0n was a bad idea :)
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<vman_> wow
<vman_> 2 iranians in here
<vman_> amazing
<vman_> IM NOT A MINORITY ANYMORE U STUPID FUCKS
<vman_> HAHA!
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<Nick-spy> MY ROOSTER RAN AWAY! SOMEONE GRAB MY COCK!
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*** Now talking in #honda
*** Topic is '<xessor> anyone know how to make fire come out the tailpipe?'
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<evenpar123|Dean> how much is long distance?
<Slant> evenpar123|Dean: Depends on your carrier.
<evenpar123|Dean> Satan
<Slant> 666 cents a minute.
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<evenpar123> "I believe" "But how do you know that you exist to believe?" "Becuase I believe I exist to believe"
<evenpar123> and so on
* evenpar123/#sydvoc is hungry, assuming evenpar123 exists
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<Waters> i had a dream about masterbating...thats sad isnt it :(
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*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
civicsi is [email protected] * Jason Preston
civicsi on #cars
civicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
civicsi End of /WHOIS list.
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<civicsi> uhhh
<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
<Tokae> we are l33t
<Darn> haha he hacked you
<KK> shutup jason
<civicsi> how did you do that?
<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
<KK> Mr Preston
<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
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*** CHAOS_IS_BLISS ([email protected]) Quit (burghcom.fdfnet.net thealamo.fdfnet.net)
<nomis_nehc> whoa
<nomis_nehc> wtf, all those peepz off at the same time, or what's up?
<nomis_nehc> power outagae somewhere maybe?
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<VmprHntrD> magic: the gathering of lower lifeforms
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<Elfin> Santa Claus broke in through my window last night.
<Kashan> did he leave you a new window
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<michael-> Complaint : Seller won auction but did not send payment
<michael-> Response by [email protected] - son was killed in a car crash, extremely insensitive and impatient seller
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*** Amanda sets mode: -s
<DAL9000> i feel naked now.
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<PX_> pc without irc is like a macintosh or something
<PX_> (:
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<schwack> if there's one thing i hate its everything
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<[Fee]> I watch univsion
<[Fee]> and galavision
<[Fee]> they got nice ass on there sometimes
<[Fee]> i dont know what there saying
<[Fee]> but ass is univeral
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*** loopback was kicked by GoodScrat (GoodScrat)
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<loopback> GoodScrat, why did you kick me?
<GoodScrat> I didn't mean to, I was clicking on something and my computer froze fora second and then caught up to all the clicks and kicked you
<loopback> oh, ok
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* iban is going to invent a marriage simulator. It's a blowup doll that sits on the couch, takes your money, and slowly inflates larger and larger
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<brucet> i pay for my internet access - i pay you to HELP me .. so someone better start to tell me how to do it or i'm going to complain about you to my ISP
<brucet> HAHA - you wont call me a lamer when u get sacked by the ISP - i have just wrote an e-mail to them now explaining that you wont help!!
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(enojy) next time i post a link, please refrain from clicking it if you are still using a 6-year old method of connecting to the internet
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<pupkick> 37?
<devinfo> i heard 37 is any 3 digit multiple of 37, when the digits are cyclicly permutated is still divisible by 37, ie: 37*13 = 481, 148/37 = 4, 37*11 = 407, 740/37 = 20, or oddly enough, this works in other bases too... 0x37 * 0x19 = 0x55F. 0xF55 / 0x37 = 0x47, or you sucked 37 dicks?
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* FlipMeign is HELLA STRAIGHT
* CaliSean is STRAIGHTER
<soupking> straight? so's spaghetti till u heat it up.
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