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<shadyk> i think ill go insert some animals in my rectum and drink some of my own urine and take the purity test again |
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<Essex> philly close to chicago?
<saotome> Starting From: Arriving At: Distance: Approximate Travel Time:
<saotome> Chicago, IL
<saotome> Philadelphia, PA
<saotome> 758.1 miles 13 hours 51 mins |
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<toot> Y2K isn't untill 2048
<toot> 1K = 1024 |
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<|Z|e|N|> A nick name is like a wife. You get bored with it but cant really change it, and if anyone else nicks it then theyre dead |
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<M3rlin-> what is the legal age to buy alcoholic in england ?
<p5Ds13a06> you cant buy alcoholics
<p5Ds13a06> but if you wink the right way, some of them will follow you home for free |
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<l0wkey> im getting hemorrhoids, from sitting on my butt all day ircing... i should sue Khaled |
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<Ortem> You see...My penis is very much like a sherbert dib dab
<Graeme> short, thin, soft and often in children's mouths. |
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<pSa007> what is the difference between nintendo64 and commodore64? |
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<NetShadow> this is going to sound pitiful... but can you tell me how to use a washing machine? |
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* bobf says his nick really means battery operated boyfriend |
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<FaceDown8> if i wanted any lip from you i'd undo my zipper |
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<god4ever> I had sex before, just never with a person |
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<conceited> i cant sleep till i know im using up half of the neighborhood bandwidth |
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<Fade_> heh, truent, you have a big fat dick up my ass
<Fade_> err your ass |
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<dfd> can someone tell me how fast is a k-line? |
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<ArAgOn__> Dyckert: If your parents got divorced, would they still be cousins? |
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<ringy> my mom says shed date me if she was my age |
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<Server_X> i need to take my modem out tonight
<Server_X> is it true that you have to wax your modem if it is a 56k once every month? |
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<Mave> packetmonkey has a whole different meaning in jail :/ |
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<Screwy> I went on a 30-day diet
<Screwy> and lost 30 days |
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<MattsGirl> my surname gets pronounced many ways
<NixsGirl> what the right way to say it?
<MattsGirl> Bee-at-ch |
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<althea> i was fucked on tranquilizers
<althea> fucked up i mean |
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<jason> life is like a rental car, you fuck it up, and give it back. |
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<Luco13> If we lose Napster...I will lose my mp3's??" |
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<R`:#heroin> Is this for recovery or indulgence? |
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<pesert> Command line?
<pesert> Is that like a special cable? |
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<Frisky> my oldest was 34.. when I was 17.. was my mums best mate.. had an affair with her for 3 months heh.. she learnt me quite a lot..
<Pie-Man> Frisky: she learnt you quite a lot? obviously not grammar |
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<CompGod> If crime doesn't pay, is my job illegal? |
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<Carisear> Ever since i put the "Tires by Firestone" bumper sticker on my car, no one seems to tailgate me anymore. |
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<PurplHaze> marriage doesn't mean you own me
<CaptCavmn> no, just the genitals |
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<puppet> a woman can fake an orgasm, but it takes a man to fake an entire relationship |
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<Fly_kEaT> ok so what time now in russia?
<amsea_> 17:06
<Fly_kEaT> am or pm? |
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<Dekon> Florida is holding the election hostage until we quit sending old people |
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<FuseGirl> life is like a toilet roll, when it's near the end, you panic |
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<cercoaiut> hi, I'm 17 years old whatu00a0 must I do to became a programmer? |
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<iRalph> i'm not a cunt
<iRalph> although...
<iRalph> you are what you eat |
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<Dracon> weird.. seems like no matter what i do, cpu usage never shows 0.0%. |
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<briansex> i am sliding my hand up your leg what do u do?
<sully> I tell you I'm a guy? |
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<regulatin> I would'nt touch a girl who would do an uncut guy
<regulatin> thats disgusting
<regulatin> did u see the pic of the dildo in my ass |
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<`michael> pink floyd - wish you were here is the best goddamn song
<w3nisT> i disagree while it is a very good song I think the donkey kong theme song is better |
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<steve|zzz> i had this dream
<steve|zzz> i was beating off
<steve|zzz> and my penis was circumsised
<steve|zzz> and it was so big i could use 2 hands
<steve|zzz> best dream i ever had |
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<ckx> hrm does anybody else ever think "yep... the internet... vast information and opportunities at my disposal..."
<ckx> and then just sit at the search engine
<ckx> :/ |
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<rewben> we are not perverts ;p
<akiron> speak for youself ;) |
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<hye> sex caffeine and computing power
<tia> hehe
<hye> the trinity |
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<orion> I JUST HAD A RANDOM ETHNIC DRESSING MOMENT
<orion> I PUT A TURBAN ON, SOME JEWELS, AND DANCED TO HATTEN AR DIN
<orion> back to starcraft editing |
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<berzerk0r> i wrote a rap about my ex girlfriend ready:
<berzerk0r> You're a cunt.
<merkaba> thats pretty good berz
<berzerk0r> i like it
<MadHatter> it doesn't even rhyme |
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<FifthFactor> he said he's sell it if you want
<Wolf4dk> For a buck?
<Wolf4dk> That's all I got
<FifthFactor> hah. no.... a little more
<Wolf4dk> what does he want for it?
<OneVerySickpuppy> 2 bucks!
<FifthFactor> without the engine i think he wants $2500 canadian
<OneVerySickpuppy> ack.. thats like 10$ american, too much |
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<gloone> seriously, i can watch porn for like 500 hours straight and still not get bored..
<gloone> without jax0ring or anything..
<gloone> there's something wrong with me :| |
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<Bizzy> say u00c6 u00d8 Y
<DAL9000> u00c6 u00d8 Y
<DAL9000> easy to say
<DAL9000> f00
<DAL9000> u00b8u00df
<DAL9000> say that.
<Bizzy> u00b8u00df
<DAL9000> u00f5u00a0u00fe
<DAL9000> now that
<Bizzy> u00f5u00a0u00fe
<DAL9000> now say this:
<DAL9000> u00df|ZZu00a5 |u00a7 u00aa u00d0u00b5/\/\u00dfu00aau00a7u00a7
<Bizzy> u00df|ZZu00a5 |u00a7 u00aa u00d0u00b5/\/\u00dfu00aau00a7u00a7
<DAL9000> bahahaha
<Bizzy> what?
<Bizzy> damnit |
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