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<Ysabelle> my god
<Ysabelle> a sixteen year old friend of mine has a full beard and goatee.
<bark> hahaha
<Gizmo^_^> impressive
<Gizmo^_^> (says darth)
<Ysabelle> And she refuses to wax!
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<molo242k> ALLO WESTERN COMRADES! NO COMMUNISTS HERE! JUST HARD WORKING YANKY DOODLE DANDY WESTERN CO WORKERS! OH BOY! TIME FOR SOEM MORE OF THAT FAMOUS AMERICAN APPLE PIE! PERHAPS LATER WE WILL ENGAGE IN MANLY EMBRACE WHILST STILL CLINGING DESPERATELY TO THE ILLUSION OF HETEROSEXUALITY JAH?
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<FFk> Ive been living on my own for 2 weeks. Im so bad with money and shit im drinking apple juice and eating animal crackers.
<Goftyrind> erm....
<FFk> i can safely say i need my mommy.
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<omega> i have a question.
<omega> is your community THAT small that you're so bored and lifeless that you need to spam communities that are 20x bigger?
<FFk> how about i answer your question, with another question.
<FFk> Have you ever seen a naked man ride a horse?
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* tania has joined #maths
<tania> if i had a line on a graph, how would i know points (x,y,z) lie on the graph?
<LackLustre> ERR HERR HERRR SUB THEM INTO THE LINE EQUATIONS
<tania> and then what?
<LackLustre> MASTURBATE INTO A PAPER CUP!!!!!
<LackLustre> no, you're done, truthfully.
<tania> lol
<LackLustre> let's say i got a totally fucking crazy line like y = 3x + 2
<LackLustre> it sickens me to type it, but there we go
<LackLustre> is (2,1) on it?
* sabamacx rofls :D
<LackLustre> does 2 = 3.1 + 2
<LackLustre> NO IT FUCKING WELL DOESN'T
<LackLustre> SO FUCK YOU, LINE, FUCK YOU, POINTS
<sabamacx> we need more people like LackLustre, he's my golden ray for the day :D
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<BoriS> so, it's important to know, what kind of movie you'll look BEFORE you enter the theatre
<Bastaard> like people taking the advice of other people on IRC that when they get to a japanese restaurant that they order "bukakke" for dessert
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<bucket> The U.S. is strange!
<Ven99> - Iknow
<Ven99> - I was downt in texas and walked into a mexican abortion clinic.
<bucket> why were you in there???
<Ven99> - The sign in the front said "CRIME STOPPERS"
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<enaz> what's the best way to tell the difference between flirting and networking
<FifthColumn> enaz: how stiff the cat5 cable is?
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<Credence> how is an athlon even remotely comparable to a celeron
<Aeturnus> they're pretty close in speed
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<nonzero> do you have a vagina?
<cisco_gal> yes :p
<nonzero> sweet
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Rob - you know u have a high sperm count when she has to chew before she swallows!
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<{SCF}|l||l||ll|> I AM SCF BARCODE
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<Jeeba> You sad sad men.
<Jeeba> I took off of school today to watch the Two Towers' Special Features disc over and over.
<Xylene> and you call us sad.
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<[Hobbes]> -rw------- 1 hobbes hobbes 7802880 Aug 20 07:03 metaballs.core
<[Hobbes]> wtf is THAT
<@dk> your metaballs dumped thier core? ;)
<[Hobbes]> heh I read it as meatballs the first time
<@ky_druid> damn Hobbes, do you have to use your metaballs so hard that they coredump? sheesh.
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<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> I have a *nix os.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> Several.
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> hurray
<MeKa> [11:54] <Cidsa> next is
<MeKa> [11:54] <MeKa> linux?
<MeKa> [11:54] <Neji-Sama> RH 9, Mandrake 9, Debian, Slackware and Gentoo.
<MeKa> dont call me an idiot if you didnt answer before I asked the question
<MeKa> DOLT:P
> Uh' dude.
> They're different flavours of Linux.
> Sort of like Microsoft is a flavour of being ass raped by a dead turkey.
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<Uno> am I better then Keanu Reeves? Well that is a matter of opinion and acting ability
* Uno is now known as Rkiver
<Skorp> heh
<Plague> lol
<The_GoldFish> no one is better than Keanu Reeves
<The_GoldFish> NO ONE
<The_GoldFish> anyway
<Plague> keanu reeves is the master
* Zapth likes Rkiver more then Keanu Reeves
* Skorp hides
<Plague> who else do you know who can fly?
<Rkiver> Clarke Kent
<PatamonKid> you are keanu reeves's bitch
<Skorp> Superman??
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<FFk> he had a stroke
<FFk> and only half of his face works
<FFk> isnt that wicked?
<FFk> kinda like twoface from batman :D
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> Okay life is good.
> Some girl I know IRL.
> Just im'ed me and said she masturbated thinking of me last night.
> Yep, life is good.
<Seryu> lol
> Aww fuck.. she said it was the wrong window.
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(+Jolt) idont have a pornocollection does that make me weird?
(ThugzLoveinThugzMansion) yes
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<Hitei> I can also IMPLY that you are an idiot.
<Hitei> Which, you are, but I'm not saying it, just IMPLYING it. IMPLY is the key word there.
<Si`Howe> Look at that. You typed more than three words.
<Hitei> Shut up, you.
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<Virgin_girl> there is a new killer virus.... i can feel it.... scan ur discs people!
<Virgin_girl> i think im infected... im feeling like that
<Virgin_girl> norton knows it is inefcted
<Virgin_girl> it does not tell the truth
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<cannibal> oooh, the Bali bombers used SMS enabled phones to give orders...
<cannibal> only terrorists use SMS.
<brainbox> and most of europe
<cannibal> is there a difference?
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<xassassingod> but i do love brittany murphy
<xassassingod> she WILL have my babies
<***|away> you make some and then put them in front of her door ?
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<BoZo> Hmmm, this is scary, I was writing something today (with pen and paper!) and then I made an error and for like 5 seconds I wanted to undo :/ <BoZo> With a Ctrl+Z
<kdub> haha
<FyreDaug> BoZo you geek
<kdub> i was drawing something on a piece of paper in class
<kdub> and a computer was right in front of me too
<kdub> when i messed up drawing
<BoZo> It felt weird :p
<kdub> i reached up and hit ctrl-z
<BoZo> haha
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(@Miz): have we all gone outside to look at mars yet?
(@Chris_): cba
(@Chris_): its quicker to go to naza.gov and download a high res image
(@Chris_): nasa.gov *
(@Miz): and print it out then stick it on the window
(@Chris_): exactly!
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Syn0P: RESPOND
aj64804: no
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<@phessler> expecting people to be competent went out of style when the dot-com boom hit
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Blast Enforcer: oh, and just so you know, I've never stuck anything up my ass, and nor have I thought about it.
OAGreatLordAxion: ummm
OAGreatLordAxion: i didnt wonder
Blast Enforcer: oh
Blast Enforcer: ok
OAGreatLordAxion: right up until you said that.
OAGreatLordAxion: now im concerned.
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<jcarle> BangBus is a standard that all us real men should measure ourselves up to.
<jcarle> Well, maybe not, but it'd sure be cool to do the same thing and have it work for us for once.
<chaind> lol
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OAGreatLordAxion: You worry me sometimes, Tom.
Blast Enforcer: Good.
Blast Enforcer: I like to keep people on their toes.
OAGreatLordAxion: U and your homoerotic thoughts...
OAGreatLordAxion: u sure thats not on thier knees?
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<cortXbomb> yo, I need some good shit to put on my resume that makes it look lilke I use my computers for more than general piracy
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<+Myke> omg you're such a gay poopooface
<+Myke> be mature
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<Borlath_Mon> Dammit...what's a good ascii equivalent to "get down tonight"?
<Fox_Alan> dunno..
<Borlath_Mon> Dammit.
<Borlath_Mon> I'm trying to put together an ascii version of a song
<Borlath_Mon> Do a little dance
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D|-<
<Borlath_Mon> :D/-<
<Borlath_Mon> make a little love
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8w==D
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> 8==wD
<Borlath_Mon> 8=w=D
<Borlath_Mon> Get down tonight?
<Fox_Alan> hmmmmmmm
<Borlath_Mon> It's a tricky one
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<Joe> I know everything there is to know about masturbating
<Tiffany> teach me joe
<Joe> OK WELL FIRST FIND YOUR PENIS
<Joe> YOU GOTS ONE OF THOSE RIGHT??
<Joe> BECAUSE OTHERWISE THIS IS GOING TO BE REALLY REALLY DIFFICULT
<Tiffany> o damn
<Tiffany> nevermind then
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<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> lol i came up to one of those domain names that arent registered
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> here are the top 5 searches performed
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 1. naked
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 2. boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 3. big boobs
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 4. vagina
<+cX`KEm1KaL`ns> 5. yu-gi-oh
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kobbie|pot has Quit iRC (Write Error: Broken pipe)
kobbie|work has joined.
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<Vict0r> they made a hackers 3?
<Vict0r> i didn't know that
<Majuju> they made a hackers 2?
<jules> they made a hackers 2?
<mnerd> what's hackers
<jules> winner.
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Crazzeh Timmeh: dude
Crazzeh Timmeh: i just found out
Crazzeh Timmeh: im so sorry
Crazzeh Timmeh: i had no idea you were gay
KashJC: hahahaha
KashJC: are u that bored?
Crazzeh Timmeh: could you tell?
KashJC: yes
KashJC: lol
Crazzeh Timmeh: wanna fuck
Crazzeh Timmeh: ?
Crazzeh Timmeh: you know, since ur gay and all
KashJC: nah, not rite now...kinda busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: later?
KashJC: aight, when im done with this stuff
Crazzeh Timmeh: kk
Crazzeh Timmeh: who is stuff? never heard of him
KashJC: dont ask, we're busy
Crazzeh Timmeh: bastard, you're cheating on me now!
KashJC: hahah
KashJC: sorrie daddy
Crazzeh Timmeh: i knew you were a dirty whore
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<sean> And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken,
<sean> "Thou shalt cross the road."
<sean> And the chicken crossed the road
<krohnjw__> that chicken should have been like "back off god, im doing this my way"
<krohnjw__> then he would have gotten owned
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if you get turned down for a job, its just like getting turned down for a date, only girls dont often give you the courtesy of "Thanks for applying, we will keep your resume on file. have a nice day!"
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<Insomniak> so anyways
<Insomniak> I had just got back from a school camping trip
<Insomniak> and I had a school tent being kept in a black garbage bag
<Insomniak> i had to return it that morning
<Insomniak> i was running late
<Insomniak> so I pick up a black bag and go to school
<Insomniak> and later in the day, my Outdor Ed teacher comes up to me
<Insomniak> "do you know what was in that bag you brought me?"
<Insomniak> me: "uh, a tent?"
<Insomniak> "no"
<Insomniak> "soiled diapers"
<Insomniak> i had brought the wrong bag
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Skywalker> we need a transportation systems like the Europians
Pheylan> smelly?
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<Guitar4life> there's no such thing as humping too many grandma's
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<NE|KevinDeux> would ME run good on a p100, 32mb ram?
<[xeno]Nirox> sure....if its being draged behind a car
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<Vikki> everyone send me more pics of you all :)
<Vikki> lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag lag
* Vikki was kicked by Vikki (stop flooding)
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<doogul> he can kline but he can't kill? wtf? lol
<doogul> that's like being able to jack off but you can't take your pants off
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<@[R-Dk]FoRbiDDeN> this litte arrow thing keeps following my mouse, and I can't make it go away.
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[ +Syphon ] what linux editor should i use to open a .dat file?
[ +Da_BuzZ ] notepad?
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<@burzzzzzz> i must be drunk
<@burzzzzzz> i wanted to know what time it was
<@burzzzzzz> and to check if my arm pits smells
<@burzzzzzz> so i sniffed my watch and looked at my arm pit
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<Cyrack> told my girlfriend that MS could get all her personal letters... now she unplugs the network before starting Office... :-(
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